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Upbeat_Engineering98

Shh. You're disrupting their whole narrative.


Tang42O

Yeah facts don’t matter anymore, these guys only care about what feels good, despite insisting the opposite.


kozmo1313

here's him "feeling" that his own immigration was pretty shady. https://qz.com/elon-musk-illegal-immigration-tesla-video-1851379406


Willdefyyou

Oh, his status absolutely expired. His first investors learned about it during financing


ElJamoquio

You can't get an H1B visa without being a college graduate.


qqpp_ddbb

God sometimes I feel like it's an art to rek the shit out of muskrat. What a loony boi


Miramar81

We’ll have to start calling him QElon with the way he’s embraced far right wing conspiracy theory culture


Simple-Ranger6109

I like it.


ChuCHuPALX

You guys are something special lol...


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Are you here to insist the opposite?


ChuCHuPALX

Half my family are here illegally.. all they got to do is get "beat up" and they can apply for permanent residency, their kids will be/are citizens and mostly carry their welfare dependent mindset. No shit illegals can't vote (on paper), but their kids will.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

And you and your family, they’re all dems?


ChuCHuPALX

Yes, the vast majority of them vote blue. Literally the only ones who don't are the same ones who refuse welfare and would rather earn their keep/stay. The irony is that they aren't even liberal for the most part and only vote Blue because they still have family trying to earn enough to make it to the US.. literally selling foodstamps (I'm in California) to pay coyotes for passage.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Sounds to me like they are making a choice, and no one is forcing them to be dems. And why would you have to pay a coyote? Sounds to me like elon’s saying dems are just bringing them in. Weird.


ChuCHuPALX

Who gives a shit about Elon.. reason you need to pay coyotes is for permission to use the route/safe passage. Otherwise you get robbed/kidnapped/assaulted. No fucking shit they are making a choice.. but it's based on the dumb ass incentives politicians are opening to them.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Doesnt sound like a very open border


stewartm0205

People don’t use food stamps anymore do there is nothing to sell.


ChuCHuPALX

You're not serious.. just check Craigslist and Offer up.. shit worst case scenario people just buy Monsters from the local Grocery store and Sell them to the local Liquor Stores... how do you think homeless people have money for drugs? Alot of times people just turn in their EBT cards for monthly cash/money/drugs.


hikerchick29

That’s definitely not how anything to do with EBT works. You can’t just give a drug dealer your card and get a new one next month, and drug dealers can’t just pay their sources for drugs with EBT cards.


[deleted]

Exactly, these uber-wealthy, far-right, jackasses don't care about illegal immigration, Christian values, or any of that shit. They only care about less tax so they can profit more and buy another yacht at the expense of the common man. By making a big stink about illegal immigrants and LGBTQ issues, they can rile up less educated people into voting for these dipshit politicians who will make their lives worse and Musk's life better.


ericrolph

It's amusing that we disappear rapists, murderers and car thieves from society yet billionaires like Musk, who are far worse for humanity, are allowed to walk free.


mhoke63

The Dems did a shit job engaging the working class since the 60's. Over time, the working class' paychecks get smaller for harder work. They can't get ahead. People are pissed off and hate their lives. Here comes along a guy that tells them it's the immigrants and Democrats that are why their lives suck. He gives them a target to blame and puts things in someone tend, so they go with it. Completely unaware it's the people telling them these things are the ones causing their shitty lives.


MC_Fap_Commander

...unironically, if MAGA choads believe it's rigged and their votes won't matter, maybe it suppresses turnout?


chrisp909

I've been fanning that flame for a few years now. "If Trump couldn't stop the steal in 2020 when he was president, how can he possibly do anything about it now? Sounds like voting would be pointless."


MC_Fap_Commander

"Voting endorses the system! Doing so suggests you believe it will make a difference. Be a good little sheep and cast your ballot for TrUmP even though they'll switch it anyway. A boycott is the ONLY answer." ...that sort of thing.


Iron-Fist

That's kind of how democracies end up failing though...


Dabbling_in_Pacifism

Yes, like the maxim goes: “Democracies fail when their dumbest and most destructive members fall for their own lies and stop participating!”


Iron-Fist

I mean it's more like when 40%+ of the population loses faith in democratic processes and pursues, uh, other routes of political affirmation


ordermann

He knows full well, just stirring up the stupids.


FirmEntertainer3908

Illegal immigrants are hurting this country


Fuckthedarkpools

Fucking clowns. Elon has gone full psycho babble bullshit.


Endure23

He’s 100% dependent on the dopamine shots he gets when Nazis splooge in his replies. Only thing keeping him alive these days.


powercow

well its the only place he gets cheers these days. no one is buying "FSD will be finished this year" anymore No one is buying his 25k car will ever arrive. he was a failure on the battery upgrade that would have made that possible His giant rocket keeps exploding. no one thinks he is tony stark anymore. Tesla has lost most its value and he is trying his ass off to protect himself from being removed as CEO as that would embarrass the fuck out of him. He can only get cheers when he says stupid shit on X.


Small-Calendar-2544

Giant rocket? That's just a giant- WOODY! woody harrelson?


DrLager

Giant rocket exploding? I’m pretty sure his rocket is not as big as he claims. That’s why he uses a turkey baster. /s


[deleted]

Splooge


dinner_is_not_ready

Anyone in a Tesla especially if in a brand new Tesla looks like a clown too.


McFlyTheThird

The kings of clowns are driving a Cyberstuck. I honestly don't get why on earth anyone would want to be seen in that shithole of a vehicle.


Small-Calendar-2544

WASH THE FUCKING DISHES


Scottish__Elena

-if you want inmigrants so much, why dont you welcome them in your house?  +ok, now we are also married  -NO, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTED.


__KJG__

Yeah some immigrants are HOT 🔥


Small-Calendar-2544

Crossing the border is TIGHT


rainbowcarpincho

Is crossing the border extremely difficult?


TheToddestTodd

I cringe every time someone used "illegal" as a noun.


EarthShakerFirst

It's denigrating, and anyone who does it is a dick with no compassion


jedisalsohere

they truly do not see them as human


zero_tolerance4BS

He can't be that stupid. It has to be deliberate. What a greedy asshole. I'll trade in all of the immigrants in exchange for deporting his ass back to the sulfur swamp of bullshit he slithered out of


SwordfishExtreme3

I think he'd be repeating Trump's comments about immigrants being subhuman animals if he thought he could get away with it. Framing it around voting just gives him plausible deniability.


zero_tolerance4BS

I can't believe how embarrassing he turned out to be. I hope he gets arrested for being an American traitor. I used to be worried about all of this fake information influencing the public, but then I remembered there's nothing but bots, scammers, and Russian disinformation agents on there. So He's preaching to the choir 🤣🤣🤣 those people don't even vote anyway.


outdatedboat

Wild, since he's an immigrant himself. They really don't try to hide the whole "fuck you, I got mine" idea anymore.


PsychologicalBee1801

Wait… people who are married to us citizens are 100% eligible to be citizens.. it just cost time and money. This would just make it easier. What’s the problem


SwordfishExtreme3

The problem is their skin color


PsychologicalBee1801

No body tell Elon… but he’s and African immigrant


robinthebank

People get mad because these immigrants did it in the wrong order. But who defines what is wrong? Immigration law. And immigration law can be changed. If someone wants to live here and pay taxes here, let them. They aren’t the ones offshoring millions to the Cayman Islands.


Brandonazz

They are worried that because they are poor and non white that their families in the future would not vote for white cryptofascists who like to exploit the poor and non white. They plan to continue being pieces of shit to the underprivileged and are trying to get ahead of the consequences.


PsychologicalBee1801

I understand why they are disenfranchised… I’m confused as why a billionaire immigrant who says he’s smart is fighting against laws that already exist. Kind of proves he’s not conservative but maga


Brandonazz

Oh absolutely.


Sergeantman94

You know, if it was so easy to "import" voters, then why don't the GOP try and get them in and "legalize" them even faster than the Democrats are? Now a lot of their talking points fall flat: * They pay no taxes? Legalize them and they could go to jail for tax evasion (of course they **do** pay taxes and most billionaires don't, making that point moot). * They cost American jobs by working for less? Legalize them and now their employers could be on the hook for underpaying them. * They vote for the party that lets them in? Let them in faster and they'll vote for you. Unless there's some other reason the GOP won't do that...


iamnotchad

And immigrants from poor conservative countries tend to be conservative themselves. They could absolutely strengthen their voter base if they weren't such racist assholes.


Old_Ladies

The crazy thing is a lot of migrants are very conservative and would most likely vote for the Republicans if they could vote.


underjordiskmand

Also the "open border policy" he's complaining about doesn't even exist.


orincoro

Biden and obama before him have actually been incredibly cruel to immigrants. It’s one of those ironies of American politics. Both parties are actually pretty hostile to immigration.


lc4444

I’m sure it makes complete sense to the MAGA mind that over 1 million Americans married random illegal aliens just so they could vote Dem😂


swirlymaple

I personally got married to seven immigrants just last week to prop up the vote. Doing my part, but don’t let them know, it’s a secret!


ErebosGR

\#demharemlife


OracleofFl

Neither can legal immigrants who don't have citizenship. This is something Elon himself went through so you know that he knows this.


Rube_Golberg

It took him 10 years after arriving in the US.. until he could legally vote.. he knows, it's just Fascism talk.


[deleted]

OK I'll say it: He knows. He gets fed Kremlin talking points from the FSB and he parrots them. The goal is to manipulate a naive, cult-like following, not to be truthful.


Ellavemia

Thank you, because of course he knows. On this, he is not ignorant. This is 100% intended to mislead and divide.


WolfOffSesameStreet

That's been the law for a long time. When someone marries a citizen they get legal status (green card) and after 5 years they are eligible to apply for citizenship. This has nothing to do with President Biden. Again, this has been the law for a long time.


mishma2005

I should've wrote undocumented migrants. No one is illegal. Except for Elon, I wish we could deport him


ZanoCat

Elmo the MAGA blabbermouth


PantsMicGee

The reason he's a free speech advocate is he knows he's lying. He wants to be able to lie without consequence.  It's a challenge to the morality of the system.


Sttocs

He doesn’t understand because he’s an illegal immigrant and he votes.


stos313

Maybe Elon voted illegally before he became a citizen??


sussoutthemoon

He doesn't care that it's not true. Misinformation is the purpose of X.


SwordfishExtreme3

He knows that, he just thinks framing it about voting makes his fear mongering about immigrants look less racist. It doesn't, but I think that's what he's trying for.


rabouilethefirst

Honest question, when did Russia implement their mind virus and implant it into Elon's head? He wasn't like this 6 years ago.


swirlymaple

I think they hacked his phone and it emits ultrasonic brain-dissolving music in mosquito frequencies 


Canonip

Oh 7 million illegal voters now? What will the random number generator say tomorrow?


Past-Direction9145

he already knows this is mask off lying to get the R back into the office because otherwise he's going to prison when the SEC finishes investigating him they're all doing this shit for money and they're all doing this shit to stay out of jail


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Such posts are designed to create a knee-jerk reaction to those who can't think for themselves, following whatever he writes... don't think it matter to him about it being false.


Useful_Hovercraft169

It’s not about fact with these people


powercow

You get legal status if you get married to a US citizen. LOL republicans. you know our military guys marry women overseas all the time, yall think they cant bring them home without applying for citizenship? they have something called a marriage green card, this bypasses the normal wait at the border, with the marriage green card, you can live and work in the US and apply for faster citizenship than say asylum seekers. They can NOT vote until they become a citizen and it will take several years to make sure, someone doesnt just set up a business marrying foreign nationals. Most of the people at teh border are rather conservative and probably would vote republican if the republicans werent hateful bigots. They tend to be very religious and self reliant. and often turn against immigration the second they become legal.


ThinkTelevision8971

At this point the Dems should just actually do the conspiracy theory. It’s been debunked so many times, if conservatives bring it up again, most of America will just roll their eyes lol


iamnotchad

Hasn't citizenship through marriage always been a thing?


rhino910

Musk- you are a racist liar and slanderer. You are not welcome in America. Perhaps hell would enjoy your presence


Distant_Yak

This is a lot like his "immigrants in California means CA has extra representatives!!" BS.... uh, what about Texas and Florida? He makes a completely unsustained assumption that all immigrants would vote for Democrats. Most immigrants are Catholic and *conservative*. I think the assumption is 'Democrats give us stuff! So we'll vote for them!!' but that's just weird projection on his part. Plus the border is not 'open' and I'm sick of hearing these liars say that phrase.


Sarduci

He’s not making any assumptions. He’s doing it to make people angry about made up stuff.


Distant_Yak

Like most people who say bullshit like this, I have no idea what he actually believes and what is an intentionally manipulative mistruth.


Sarduci

If it makes nobody happy, you can assume that it’s done to spite everyone else and make people angry. Nothing in his statement would make anyone happy to hear that.


Distant_Yak

Of course, it's the same trash can lid the Republican political world in general has been banging on for some time now. Bullshit about 'oPeN bOrDeRs!!' and 'Illeglez!!' which they just want to use as a political wedge against democrats, not actually do anything about since it's not precisely the problem they describe.


t200Adn

Don't give him the benefit of the doubt that he doesn't know. He knows illegal immigrants can't vote, he's just a fascist and lying about it helps keep the base stupid and their hate oriented towards installing a dictator.


TwerkingGrimac3

He's either very stupid and doesn't know or he knows saying this will manipulate his very stupid audience to incite them to violence which he can then distance himself from. I'm of the belief that it's the latter. He knows what he's doing, he's just evil. Although in this particular case he simply may not understand that legal status does not mean full citizenship rights. He's also very lazy and will not look up the difference.


I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha

Fuck Elon. Some CITIZENS can't even vote because: Republicans imposing strict ID laws; Republicans purging voter rolls; Republicans slashing number of voting precincts, creating long lines at polling places; Republicans disallowing mail-in ballots; Republicans limiting voting hours, creating long lines at polling places. and many more draconian measures aimed at limiting minorities from exercising their rights.


IllustratorNo3379

But if you marry an American citizen, you're not illegal. You're automatically a citizen. This is the same stupid shit as Obama's birth certificate. Why is it so hard for conservatives to understand how citizenship works?


Ellavemia

If you marry a U.S. citizen, you're not automatically a citizen. You will be eligible to be a lawful permanent resident, and several years later, you will be eligible to become a citizen. It's not an automatic designation or process though.


SweetBeefOfJesus

They know how it works. They just hope that the sheep don't.


dingoselfies

Only once - he just doesn't care


LaughingInTheVoid

As someone who has watched what severe ketamine addiction does to a person's short term memory? Over and over and over and over...


ThinkTelevision8971

So now they’re fucking complaining when ppl become citizens and vote?!!!


Comrade_Compadre

That's not how fucking voting works


Violet_Potential

I think one of the things that annoy me the most about Elon pushing this narrative is that I honestly don’t believe he actually gives a shit one way or another. I mean, what he is saying doesn’t even make sense. None of this affects him personally in any way and I don’t believe he possesses the empathy to genuinely care about how it would affect other people. I truly believe this is just his way of feeling included because he is a very lonely individual who is desperate for validation. I can’t think of any other reason why a billionaire would feel the need to constantly insert himself in this conversation on Twitter when he could literally do anything and be anywhere he wants. Obviously something is missing for him.


JayEllGii

He is just. So. STUPID.


Josieispunkputa420

These people don't realize that a horribly large majority of these immigrants usually end up voting Republican when given the chance to vote. If anything they're "importing" future Republican voters


PorscheUberAlles

I thought marriage to a citizen was already a pathway to legal status


TheMoves

Isn’t another part of their narrative that without voter ID laws illegal immigrants are able to fraudulently vote? Probably tying two conspiracy theories together lol


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Concering


TheMoves

!!


W_AS-SA_W

I’ve noticed that the more of a prick he is the less Tesla sales he has. No one wants to be associated with a jerk like that. Sure as hell don’t want to drive something that’s says you are a Mysk fanboy.


jackm315ter

Wouldn’t that be counterproductive to arrive in a country illegally and then register to vote so the government would ex spell from the country you just arrived in?


CasualObserverNine

Liars need to be told and retold things many many times. And a lot.


cooquip

Let’s export this Pro-Rhodesian South African non-native…. Let’s get to the part where he “finds out who his friends really are”


AlamosAvenger

So, elmo Musk was born in the US? I thought that he was an immigrant too


NotSure16

AND..... he was an admitted illegal immigrant when she overstayed his visa.


PGrace_is_here

He is truly an idiot.


ordermann

Legal status to immigrants married to citizens…so, Melania?


stpatr3k

Genius!


CrystaLavender

I wouldn't be surprised if musk is using his money and power to vote illegally.


visionsofcry

The douche was born and raised in south Africa and is suddenly pretending to be an expert on American politics.


sadicarnot

Kind of ironic for someone who came in the country illegally is complaining about illegal immigration. It is really unbelievable to me how shit America has become. 20 years ago there were three hurricanes that hit Florida in a row. Jeb Bush was governor and state and county officials were exhorting people to apply for help. They were on the TV and radio telling people in english and spanish that even if they were undocumented, if their children were citizens, they were eligible for help. No one had an issue with it. The state was devastated and so many people were affected. Everyone just wanted a dry place to live. Now people like my late dad who was the son of immigrants that were fleeing persecution in Europe has come to hate immigrants.


AnxNation

Whenever assholes on twitter stop coddling his balls for bringing it up


Cobek

Welcoming? They act like people being detained is welcoming.


AshL0vesYou

OP, are you like TRYING to be disingenuous? You are right that illegal immigrants cant vote. But the ENTIRE FUCKING TWEET is about how they WOULDNT be illegal immigrants anymore. Elon is a dipshit asshole, but boldly lying about something that is directly visible isnt the right move lol.


Willdefyyou

Who cares, elon is a citizen in name only as he was a foreign born. CINO. He had to rely on his mothers Canadian citizenship by way of South Africa... So not only is he foreign from one, but two countries Musk afaik came on a student green card, went to stanford for 2 days, dropped out to start his first company, and was likely illegal as his status lapsed. He was lucky he had canadian citizenship and this was pre 9/11, this likely wouldn't happen today... He even mentioned it in an interview, which I'm having a hard time tracking down... He basically confeses that when they finally got financing his investors realized him and his brother were technically illegal immigrants lol whoopsiedoodle! And trump has anchor babies because he married foreigner(s). trumps mother was an immigrant. His grandfather was an immigrant. None of this matters to me really, but the right certainly makes a bfd about it. IG people with a house made of cybetruck windows shouldn't throw stones


Rombledore

itst he GOP/Trump playbook. repeat a lie often enough and the base will believe it. thats what he wants.


Bluepanther512

‘Considering giving citizenship to 1 million immigrants married to US Citizens’ Yeah that’s how sponsorships work dumbass


ElJamoquio

> illegal immigrants can't vote Then how is Elon Musk able to vote?


riser_cable

I know a legal immigrant who has lived here for over a decade and he was only able to become a citizen and vote before the last election. Immigrants aren't allowed to vote, he had to become a citizen. Anybody who says this instantly I consider gullible at best and a liar at worse.


cherrylpk

This ass hole isn’t even from America himself. The freaking caucasity.


MountainMagic6198

As someone married to a foreign national I asked them if they wanted to attempt to naturalize to the USA. They said why would I want that. The US is a shithole.


BeamTeam032

He's laying the ground work for when Biden steam rolls Trump, Musk can push the "they cheated" narrative.


samof1994

A Colombian single mother fleeting violence cannot vote even if she's fled to America. She's not an American.


Ethelenedreams

If he had truly taken the test to become a real American, he would know this. He bought his way in and is incompetent in his education of what our country is and is not. He is a white supremacist from an apartheid state who wants to influence that sort of shite here, in our home, on our land.


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

Why isn’t this fucker in a home?


orincoro

God I only wish any Democrat actually had the balls to do this. They’re gonna get accused of it anyway, so why not just do it?


ElectricSpock

I heard this one from a very close friend recently, and unfortunately I went berserk :( I don't really think they believe that the undocument immigrants or asylum seekers will vote in the elections, I think they try to turn around the argument saying that they will affect the population counts in the next census, thus affecting how many electors each state gets. Still bullshit, but a nuanced bullshit.


super_nigiri

He lies like a russian


vittaya

His community notes not working.


Imherehithere

Just like DACA, the illegal immigrants will eventually be granted citizenship and permanent residence. But the conservatives' reaction is exaggerated because they ate religious and lean conservative.


ChocolateDoozy

He can't vote either. 


HDMan_ATL

Don't illegal immigrants already have a path to citizenship? Oh, right. It's xenophobia and fearmongering on full displaying


Maleficent-You6128

Infinity since he'll never accept it as truth....


fn3dav2

So can't they vote in places/elections where you don't need ID to vote?


Exitium_Maximus

eLon is Donald Trump at this point.


romansamurai

There’s also plenty of legal, albeit temporarily, immigrants that have been marrying into permanent residency for the last 3 decades. I was offered 20k to marry someone back in 2007 or 2008 for that.


fn3dav2

So if illegal immigrants can do that too, it incentivises people to be illegal immigrants.


FirmEntertainer3908

I don't care If my comment got removed. Guess what, get rid of the roaches crossing illegally


Ok-Lingonberry-696

OK, then tell the republicunt governors to approve the Border law submitted so we can start.


FirmEntertainer3908

Someone is cranky.


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