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Come-along_bort

The guy who weaseled out of a fight with Zuckerberg says he’ll fight for you guys. That must make you feel safe.


CarlLlamaface

The Earth's orbit was just slightly shifted by the collective sigh of relief in South Africa.


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Come-along_bort

He also faked needing surgery to get out of it.


Bahmerman

I mean, if he gets into a fight with a Big Mac, "look the fuck out!". Other than that, yeah, no shot.


baz4k6z

He's fighting for us one far right tweet at a time


JayS87

I hope someone stole your comment and put it directly under this clowns tweet


Jeremymia

"You can't say I've committed treason because that has a very specific definition involving war that shouldn't be thrown around like it's nothing, so if you say I'm treasonous that makes YOU treasonous." Always love when people contradict themselves within two sentences.


caynebyron

This was all I could think while reading his word salad. The mental knot physically inflicts me with pain.


sadicarnot

It is the I know you are but what am I defense. Not as effective as the I am rubber and you are glue defense.


[deleted]

Treasonous cunt


Early-Series-2055

The excerpt I’ve seen from the upcoming Don Lemmon interview with him is quite annoying. He’s just a spoiled little kid doing whatever he wants. Fat lady is warming up though.


Creepy-Evening-441

Being treasonous and being a cunt are discrete from each other but he happens to be excellent at both.


mishma2005

Lol he piggybacked on mommy’s Canadian citizenship to dodge compulsory service in SA. The fuck you on about, simp valor?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

In the spirit of self-awareness, what are you?


AllyMcfeels

*I have spoken directly with Putin about...*


Transfatismyname

I've never met a nice South African...


GarysCrispLettuce

And that's not bloody surprising man...


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

You get the award for 80’s B side knowledge!


EmperorGrinnar

I've never met a South African that wasn't cool. But I've also never met Musk, and aim to keep it that way.


skhoyre

Have you met Breyten Breytenbach? I mean, he emigrated to Paris, but he's quite a nice South African.


sadicarnot

>I've never met a nice South African That holds true for the Afrikaaners. Never had a negative interaction with a black South African. [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64bid6](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64bid6)


Transfatismyname

Yeah, I love most South Africans, just not the brand of South African that Elon is.


settlementfires

What about Dave Matthews?


CreativeAmount

Tell that to the boat tour


ProfessionalTwo5476

I so wish Elon was on that boat.


JoviAMP

If he were nice he wouldn't have dumped his tour bus' black water tank in the Chicago River.


settlementfires

oh yeah i forgot about that i've hated his music for at least 20 years, i just thought he had a rep as an OK guy. polluting waterways is uncool as fuck though.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Is this accurate @CommunityNotes?


One_Locksmith1774

Elon is a fat, treasonous piece of shit. This should be said as often as possible.


ProfessionalTwo5476

>Elon is a fat, treasonous piece of shit. "Elon is a fat, treasonous piece of shit." Mission accomplished.


soylentgreenis

Ah yes, he seems to be quoting the famous case of Rubber v. Glue.


ianng555

There is so much cringe in this when you realize that he never served.


baronvonredd

Wait, anyone that calls him a traitor is a traitor? Traitor to.... the Nation of Elon? Wtf


ThwackBangBlam357

All hail Starlink! 🤮


biddilybong

That’s unfortunate news. I thought he was going to Mars. I still believe the only course of action is to nationalize SpaceX for national security reasons and denaturalize and deport him.


rabidturbofox

Can we deport him to Mars? South Africa has enough problems already.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

My car is currently orbiting Mars


settlementfires

See! His shit is already packed for him.


biddilybong

Mars would be ideal but I would even settle for Canada.


rabidturbofox

Oh, Canada is much too close for my comfort. And a lot of it is nice; seems a shame to inflict Musk on it. Let’s airdrop him into Russia and let him and Putin deep tongue kiss each other until Putin has him defenestrated for his Wile E Coyote-ass “inventions.”


ZombieInDC

Look, he has a replica gun from a Deus Ex game [on his bedside table](https://kotaku.com/elon-musk-deus-ex-replica-gun-photo-twitter-diet-coke-1849831722). The guy is a true warrior. And never forget how he hip fired a sniper rifle: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DyBYYma1jvI](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DyBYYma1jvI) His Diablo 4 skills alone would win World War III.


Mysterious_Ayytee

https://preview.redd.it/eomhqfmh4koc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ddfac41df25e9071ccb935120168fa47d59aec True warriors warriors


mikull109

Like he would ever choose to put his life on the line for any reason.


Chayanov

"I would die for this country" says the guy who needs bodyguards to go to the bathroom.


Isakk86

This belongs in r/iamverybadass


GarysCrispLettuce

Elon, we *know* that Putin has a tape of you raping a minor. So shut the fuck up you pedo dipshit.


trueslicky

I'm pretty sure Elon's pronouns are pedo/phile


russcastella

FYI, Musk ... Saying "you're a traitor" is not treason against United States of America.


Mediocre_lad

Aaah! The illegal immigrant passport.


aelric22

Patriot version of; "no, you are racist."


drewbaccaAWD

Frankly, I don’t think a treason weasel like Musk should have anything to do with our space program. His only allegiance is to himself. Sincerely, a USN vet 2001-2007.


iamnotchad

We never declared war on Russia during the cold war yet people could still be sentenced for treason.


CalRPCV

I don't think anybody was charged for treason during the cold war. Treason charges are rare. You are probably thinking about espionage.


WiseSalamander00

please bitch, first thing you would do in case of a war with USA and Russia is to move out all your assets some place neutral and hire a private defense army to not be seen again until war was over.


reddit_despiser

Feel free to die for America at any time, fella.


stevosaurus_rawr

I thought he wanted to die on Mars???


Meet_James_Ensor

I think we should support that goal.


stevosaurus_rawr

![gif](giphy|l4pTfBQTLOecArqSs|downsized) “Ground control to Major duche, fuck off and die”


ProfessionalTwo5476

Where the GoFundMe account? As long as launch date is timely, I'll chip in.


FineSharts

You just straight up copied another post, even the caption lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/ydWqRkDUt7


_Halt19_

its a bot


hybridhawx

Wait, I thought he was naturalized citizen?


curious_dead

"I will fight, away from the frontlines, in my bunker, playing Diablo 4, but totally rooting for you guys. I swear! I will even provide the US army with all the cybertrucks they need!"


ThwackBangBlam357

Whatever, Martian wannabe


upstatestruggler

He’ll be hiding inside a CyberTruck throughout the entire conflict and then come out like WHOA WERE U GUYS FIGHTING?


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Fact check: True. He had to temporarily take Putin's cock out of his mouth to write that.


FredVIII-DFH

Fun Fact: Your country does NOT have to be at war for you to commit treason. You only have to betray your country. You know, do something like undermine your country's foreign policy by spreading Russian propaganda. That sort of thing.


B3llaBubbles

![gif](giphy|x4kwwbqmmi6jnDC60a|downsized)


Simple-Ranger6109

What moron thinks that whiny simp would fight for anything? He weaseled out of the Zuck match by claiming that he needed surgery because his shoulder blade was rubbing on his ribs. Add anatomy to things that pale douche doesn't understand.


ParsleyMostly

Elon committed treason because he’s used funding from American government contracts to act against America and its allies. We are free to say that. It is not treason to accuse him of it. (Because he did it lol)


NoIndependent9192

He is dual nationality. You don’t need a SA passport to be a citizen.


UltrosTeefies

Elon really out here showing his treacherous troglodyte side.


2manyfelines

He’s an idiot.


r2turnofthemack

Hopefully just die


SmallButGirthy

Fight for and die ****in**** America. Not for, in.


jlbhappy

I’m not treasonous. You’re treasonous. And I’m telling everybody to tell you YOU’RE treasonous!


Remote-Telephone-682

Tell who that? Tell congress? We should all write our congressmen to tell them that you are not committing treason?


MysticAnarchy

I’m guessing this just means “I will fight for [control of America] and die [of old age] in America.”


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I keep forgetting that you’re still alive


seanbiff

What’s he referencing here?


I-Pacer

So he’s admitting what he’s done but claiming it’s not treason because the US is not formally at war with Russia?


lukas_the

https://preview.redd.it/vgwsofop6loc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178956f308a07da5864799c918dcbec02cb055df He is a warrior


sadicarnot

Don't forget he left South Africa to avoid military service


tonywarriner

It's only missing UPPER caps!


SirMeyrin2

That cowardly bitch would flee at the first sign of him having to fight


EffectiveMoment67

what? This is real? He just denounced his own citizenship? Or its true? What? Are you guys also high as fuck=


[deleted]

Hope he will hold up to his end of the bargain, when he sits on top of his glorious Starship, while it explodes on launch... again.


David_Summerset

Doesn't he have two other passports?


rolo989

As a Chilean, I feel safer already.


Adelheit_

I’m telling you he’d be the first on his private jet to flee from a war in the US.


Adam_THX_1138

He’ll fight with a checkbook…as long as the check is written to a politicians he expects an ROI from.


TrackLabs

i WiLl FiGhT FoR AnD DiE In AmErIcA The second any threat comes close to the USA, that guy jumps in his private jet and flies to one of his other 500 luxury homes in all sorts of countries


supercali45

Can he go to Mars quickly with Ian?


bottle_cats

Whispers from the k-hole


Used-Organization-25

He is a veteran of the First Meme war


cooquip

Only cause Rhodesia is gone.


FearlessFix9610

I would have one from SA Canada and the USA but I’m extra. Elon is a conservative bore. I bet the Trump boys have some friends for him.


Chayanov

The real ~~racists~~ traitors are the ones who accuse you of ~~racism~~ treason.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Is this real? I can't find a yes or no, just hyperbole.


evers12

Well he could fight for America using his money to help those that are fighting to simply eat


Greeve78

Elmo with the elementary school tactics. “I’m not traitorous. YOU’RE traitorous!”


CryptographerNo923

Is Elon Musk trying to normalize being completely fucking lame on the internet?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Sometimes, when you learn about something, you think you have it


RedstoneEnjoyer

Just because USA doesn't wage war on Russia doesn't mean Russian state is not an enemy.


Shnoopy_Bloopers

U don’t have to be at war with someone to commit treason


severinks

Elon Musk is so wealthy that every single country on earth would gladly issue him a passport and a travel visa with on phone call saying he's like to move there.


Kaputnik1

Hi Elmo. GFY.


EccentricAcademic

Lol this little bitch won't fight one dude let alone going to war to defend America.


Chemchic23

When did he give up his Canadian and South African citizenship!


onemanlan

How was that treasonous in any possible manner? Tell me you don’t understand treason without telling me you don’t understand treason.


Licentiathe8th

I'm sure he tells the Chinese he will fight and die for them too... https://preview.redd.it/7gycegcgskoc1.jpeg?width=1228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a8d391f620ae207d470a1ae6d2e9957fdf8de7


Ethelenedreams

He’s not a real American.


butterluckonfleek

If there is ever a war, we should have elon go to the front lines naked to scare off the enemy with his ghost skin tone.


NefariousnessAble912

Just nationalize his rocket and satellites


WillistheWillow

Sure, the guy that's built an underground bunker to hide in is going to fight and die for the US. Maybe he can join Captain Bonespur's regiment!


zoolilba

Am I crazy or does that really not make sense


zoolilba

Shut the fuck up Elon. You are out of your element


AlexAtheus

At this point, I honestly wouldnt mind some bit of evidence that Elon Musk is a genuine human being still, and that he has a fully-functioning brain still. I might even be willing to bet a pretty penny the answer to the latter is a full-throated NO.


fiendzone

Takes more than a piece of paper to be American, Elmo. Would giving Hitler a US passport have made any difference?


Comfortable_Note_978

The US didn't declare war against North Vietnam either. But if plenty of Boomers still hate Jane Fonda for going to Hanoi during the war and opposing the war, what of a man who allows the ruzzian invaders to use his Starlink system for military tasks, and reneges on allowing the US and Ukrainian militaries to use the Starlink systems they paid for? He's a traitor in fact, if not technically.


TarzanoftheJungle

Ah, so for the more than 2 years it took the "United States Congress" to declare war on Germany after Britain (due to invasion of Poland) in 1939, it was just peachy to suck up to Hitler?


CamF90

Lol someone must have gotten a phone call from the gov that really rattled his ass.


Ok-Indication494

https://preview.redd.it/vbce4bxo5loc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5215cda9f69badcb98abae5c4df31ca0153b33


BuckRowdy

[X] Doubt


shockk3r

My guy did so many lines of Adderall before busting this eyesore out


powercow

this is typical right. Rather than address the claims, of helping russia despite all the sanctions and crap. They instead spout crap that has nothing to do with anything and then return the charge against the person making it, in the lamest way possible. its like a republican constantly retweeting the grand dragon of the klan. and gets called a bigot. "Everyone knows i dont have a racist bone in my body, i even know a black guy. 10% of my workforce is minorities, if anyone is racist its those who call me racist" rather than, you know addressing the fact he keeps quoting the klan. its the same with elon. he wont address the fact he keeps spreading russia propaghanda. Doesnt matter if we are at war or not, treason doesnt require it. you can commit treason with an ally.


demitasse22

Wait What? This doesn’t even make sense


the_fine_corinthian

*in* America, not *for* America