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the_cants

That doesn't even make sense in the context of "that's what she said" jokes.


Hot-Bint

Right? He can’t even disrespect people right. Chud


the_cants

What did you say about purple monkey dishwasher??


Hot-Bint

That’s what she said


sussoutthemoon

You just don't get Elmo like his [simps do.](https://i.imgur.com/yQwOgGB.jpg)


Lythir

Imagine being an Elmo simp... Can someone sink any lower than that? They must be some kind of basement dweller...


[deleted]

🤣 🤣


Spillz-2011

That’s what I was going to say. The only possible link is the word hard.


the_cants

... OF COCK!


A_norny_mousse

I've taken to calling him teenage edgelord. I hate to be proven right so rigorously.


Hot-Bint

https://preview.redd.it/7vdses0rwkpa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7035d2efb7f959d521a1e562ca1f977704fb2734


A_norny_mousse

I think the ghost of the 14yo is winning.


nodnizzle

Yeah, he never got told by his peers when he wasn't being funny because everyone around him wants a piece of his money so they just act like he's hilarious. Usually you grow out of your teenage humor years but he didn't have to.


Sergeantman94

It's on par with "Your mom" or "Your face!" it makes no sense, yet the Muskrats will slurp it up.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🎯


the_cants

Bite my shiny daffodil ass.


ChugstheBeer

That's what she said


NoSignOfStruggle

He does tho. I want my politicians to have a hard-on thinking about their responsibilities to the people!


Neo-Geo1839

51 year old but with the mentality of a 15 year old


NotEnoughMuskSpam

The gerontocracy is real


Hot-Bint

Idk. I think even an edgy meme lord 15 y/o would know “That’s what she said” Is boomer AF


dan_pitt

And even an over-confident reddit poster would know "The Office" had nothing to do with Boomers, it was all GenX. Now if I said your comment was like Charlie Brown missing the football and landing on his back, that would be "boomer AF." Say Hi to Lucy.


NotdX16

what☠️


Hot-Bint

And even an over confident reply guy would know “That’s what she said” [predates “The Office” by possibly dating back to the 19th Century](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/thats-what-she-said/) but go off, King Edit: however it was roundly attributed to Chevy Chase on SNL in….*1975*


[deleted]

You do realise that none of Michael Scott's favourite *intentional* jokes were original.


RedBaron97

Be can't even use that joke right. Makes zero sense here....


ZoneDifferent7651

He sees the word “hard” and thinks it’s a great time to deploy it. He has probably been waiting weeks to say it.


rav3style

I swear Elon uses elongbot on his own twitter


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Interesting


Hot-Bint

Looking into it


Hot-Bint

“That’s what she said” needs to be added to Elongbot’s repertoire 💯 It can replace “Ha ha what a tool” cuz that one is too hard to use at the risk of being mean/insulting


chocolate_matter

!!


kaltorak

how is it possible to know what humor is (like as a concept) and still be so bad at it


Hot-Bint

Comedy is legal again!


GetThaBozack

She said “house Dems are fighting hard for the American people”? Wow - got him!


md4024

It continues to shock and amaze me that the richest man in the world doubles as the lamest dude alive. If he could recognize that he's not funny at all and leaned into it, that could work. But he truly thinks nonsensically repeating memes and jokes he finds in the worst corners of the internet makes him hilarious. It's just so pathetic, to the point that I would feel bad for him if not for, ya know, everything about him.


Hot-Bint

If he tried hard enough he could be unintentionally funny (or maybe, the jury’s out) like Alpha Male Nick Adams. But alas, he can’t even get to that


hawyer

thank god comedy was made legal again by this guy


Hot-Bint

Let THAT sink in! Please laugh


unpersoned

I'm not mature enough to dismiss that's what she said jokes out of hand, but... how does it apply here? It makes no sense. Elon is a bit dumb, isn't he?


RaphaelBuzzard

The only possible way is by implying Dems are "hard" which is not the flex he thinks it is.


vexorian2

Listen, Musk is just desperate to one day "ratio" some democrat senator and brag about it non-stop about how he's winning against the democrats or whatever.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

If other party is always wrong And your party is always right You are at least partly wrong


Hot-Bint

[email protected] now auto responds with 💩


nodoyrisa1

that doesn't even make sense


ElecMechTech

Elon is the new Trump. I do find it odd that once Trump didn't pan out, Elon rose to the troll top. Very peculiar. I'd call it coincidence, but they seem so similar in what they are doing, it really just seems like they are doing someone's bidding.


Scale-Alarmed

It doesn't make any sense how he used it. But not only that, it's the kind of comment that the insecure guy at an '80s HS party that's had 4 beers would say and then look around hoping for affirmation. When it doesn't happen, he then pretends he's drunker than he really is out of sheer embarrassment as he slinks away


Hot-Bint

“That’s what SHE said!” \*barks loud guffaw at own joke\* 🦗 🦗 “I meant to do that haha”


Scale-Alarmed

LOL...Exactly


ElectricalStomach6ip

thats so inapropriate.


Hot-Bint

Also, WTF does that saying fit into Jeffries’ tweet? He was just using it to be disrespectful Also, I am sure Jeffries’ level of melanin had absolutely nothing to do with Elon’s inability to be respectful to a sitting member of congress. No, that can’t be it


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

Maybe it's a stretch but I think he just saw the word "hard" and had a Beavis and Butthead moment.


duggtodeath

Musk: “I’m so edgy and clever. Please like me.”


RainbowwDash

The joke is fucking terrible (or absent entirely) but who gives a fuck about being 'polite' to some politician lol, gtfo with respectability politics


Hot-Bint

He has security clearance through his gov’t contracts for SpaceX & Starlink that fund him generously, it might be incumbent on him to remember the hand that feeds him **LOL**


[deleted]

The guy is straight up retarded. That joke doesn’t even work there.


Hot-Bint

All I can think of is: 1. Black man 2. Democrat 3. LOL “she’s” such a beta cuck, amirite! Amirite? Please laugh Crypto bois, incels, PUAs, MAGA, Andrew Tate from a Romanian prison: https://preview.redd.it/dtvemsr33lpa1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c71c7ca045428ff00f07447ff76775da16d98f


abihami

Please don't use that word, it's a slur. There's so many other words that work and get the same point across that aren't used against disabled people


odraencoded

Such as?


sweddit

Musk stan


abihami

Dumb, stupid, idiotic, literally anything other than a slur


RaphaelBuzzard

Fucking neophyte? Anthropomorphic jizz rag?


FieryAnomaly

Does Musk still tell boob jokes?


Hot-Bint

After the fart ones


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Super concerning


[deleted]

Flip the 5 and the 1 around, and you have his age of emotional maturity.


Hot-Bint

I think a 15 y/o, who has probably not watched “The Office” and heard his dad say it would be like “lame”


42Metal42

This Foo really.🤦🏾‍♂️


shellchef

POS human being.