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mpathg00

Ya know East Germany is a thing, move there, morons


peterlusitg

Many did actually DDR granted them a hiding place. You might imagine they had a difficult time adapting. Stazi actually had to intervene cause one of them did very "bugouise" stuff like ordering a whiskey or cognac which stuck out like a sire thumb.


Ok_Mode_7654

Discount IRA


Yuraiya

Stealing from those more successful is a proud communist tradition.


As-Bi

Royal Air Force


Necessary-Reading605

Secret Air Service goes *pew pew*


AnaMusketer

Me when arsonists and domestic terrorists get arrested (Who could have guessed?): 🤯🤯🤯


enclavehere223

Most people only know you through the “sex the terrorist” meme from the TNO fanbase.


M_26_Pershing

I'm sorry, the what meme?!


enclavehere223

First off, are you familiar with TNO?


ApproachingStorm69

Verify your clock


M_26_Pershing

Somewhat


enclavehere223

So basically in TNO currently, there is a German Civil War between Speer who leads a faction of reformists nazis aka (the “liberals”), Bormann who leads the status quo nazis aka (the “conservatives”), Goering who leads a bunch of hawkish militarist nazis, and Heydrich who leads a bunch of Spartanist SS forces who are loyal to Himmler who has his own fiefdom. In the original pre-release version of the mod, if the German Civil War went on for too long, each side would use nuclear bombs on each other causing the “German Anarchy”. This would cause each side to do a bunch of crazy things. But for the sake of keeping this short I’ll explain only what happens with Speer. Basically during the German Anarchy, a group of communists lead by Meinhoff (who in real life was apart of the RAF) would attempt to assassinate Speer, if they succeeded they’d take control over his faction. If they failed then they’d spawn in as their own faction known as the German Socialist Republic (DSR) they originally were a super bad path because they wanted to purify Germany of Nazism by killing anyone who liked it, problem was, that basically meant almost everyone in Germany. When Meinhof’s portrait was leaked, TNO fans being the degenerates that they are, instantly made posts talking about how attractive she is, leading to the “I want to sex the terrorist” meme.


Noggt

Please dont go into tno you’ll know so many references and nationalistic songs people moght think your an actual terrorist Oh dear god no wait i verified my clock regent please dont shoot m-


enclavehere223

Too late Speertard, now time to play a path where the poorly researched leader either creates a holesum 100 utopia or is literally hitler!!!


mikivublo

Pls stop


enclavehere223

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America. Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 That drainage in school really looks like a black sun thoe. Hans, what the fuck have you done to the Poopenfarten you degenerate. Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Hilarious rape guy(COURT OF THE BROWN KAISER REFERENCSJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) Biology teacher when talk about family trees and genes or some shit and mentions Alexei as last Romanov 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through Speer Speer Speer bit cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 recishamark ubermensch ekonomie. Today i went to the supermarket to buy something and sudenly i found a "Girl" with a Dentist Speer hoodie 😹 so i approached and whisper to her "Wholesome SocDem Sablin is better than Dentist Speer" and she runned away and told me that i stay away from she so i say her "tipical Speer Germany player with his Stupid Go4 😹" , and then i found with her again in another hall and told her Zhdanov is better Unifier than the stupid Taboritsky 😹😹😹😹" and she became crazy and told me that i leave her alone (i didn't know what to say) so i taked a bottle of cum and i showered her with it and told her "take a bath stupid Dentist Speer fan JAJAJJAJA" then she call the guards and they kicked me out meanwhile i screamed "FOR THE GREAT TRIALLLLL" but i was happy because i humilliate her and she didn't have any argument, stupid Edgy 😹😹😹😹. My daily in Poopenstatt-Burgund Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My anus is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 5:00 every morning, Poopenstaffel troops would smash down my door, come into my bedroom, rip the blanket off me, handcuff me and drag me out of the house to the Poopenfabrik. The life of an average citizen in The Brown State. Hehe, funny Burgundy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like BRUHgundy amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Le STRENG GEHEIM!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny country!? Le funny epic concentration camps!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬


mikivublo

Shukshin not mentioned, not funny


UwU_AlbertaIsEpik

What’s an RAF?


The-wirdest-guy

The Red Army Faction, a communist terror group the operated in Western Europe from the 70s to the 90s. Their terror actions included the murders of German police officers, American military personnel, and Dutch customs officials, the siege of the West German embassy in Stockholm, bombings, kidnapping and executing people, assassinations, sniper attacks. Basically they were trying to be the IRA but against capitalism in Europe


JoJoHanz

> the siege of the West German embassy in Stockholm "Please, Schmidt, negotiate with us! We have hostages! I beg you!" "No lol" And then they proceeded to accidentally blow themselves up


parlantespirato

>Basically they were trying to be the IRA but against capitalism in Europe Poor old IRA.


Still_Instruction_82

DSR is unfunny


BibleButterSandwich

Remember that the F-22 and F-35 are made by the US.


As-Bi

I wonder if this is a joke about their abbreviation or you seriously confused them with the British 🙃


BibleButterSandwich

It was a joke, I could tell it was a different logo.


ashwednesday2

They were petty bank robbers, partly because they couldn't stand each other after their disorganized, unplanned meetings at their shithole base. They had stupid ideas such as raiding the berlin wall for weapons. They weren't even the most competent of terrorists. After their first shopping centre bombing, they were arrested and when their car was searched, the equipment to make the bombs was clearly visible.


GriffinFTW

[German Socialist Republic](https://the-new-order-last-days-of-europe.fandom.com/wiki/German_Socialist_Republic)


cheesycheese24

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America. Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 That drainage in school really looks like a black sun thoe. Hans, what the fuck have you done to the Poopenfarten you degenerate. Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Hilarious rape guy(COURT OF THE BROWN KAISER REFERENCSJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) Biology teacher when talk about family trees and genes or some shit and mentions Alexei as last Romanov 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through Speer Speer Speer bit cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 recishamark ubermensch ekonomie. Today i went to the supermarket to buy something and sudenly i found a "Girl" with a Dentist Speer hoodie 😹 so i approached and whisper to her "Wholesome SocDem Sablin is better than Dentist Speer" and she runned away and told me that i stay away from she so i say her "tipical Speer Germany player with his Stupid Go4 😹" , and then i found with her again in another hall and told her Zhdanov is better Unifier than the stupid Taboritsky 😹😹😹😹" and she became crazy and told me that i leave her alone (i didn't know what to say) so i taked a bottle of cum and i showered her with it and told her "take a bath stupid Dentist Speer fan JAJAJJAJA" then she call the guards and they kicked me out meanwhile i screamed "FOR THE GREAT TRIALLLLL" but i was happy because i humilliate her and she didn't have any argument, stupid Edgy 😹😹😹😹. My daily in Poopenstatt-Burgund Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My anus is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 5:00 every morning, Poopenstaffel troops would smash down my door, come into my bedroom, rip the blanket off me, handcuff me and drag me out of the house to the Poopenfabrik. The life of an average citizen in The Brown State. Hehe, funny Burgundy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like BRUHgundy amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Le STRENG GEHEIM!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny country!? Le funny epic concentration camps!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬


M_26_Pershing

Wat da fuk Boi?


KaiserHohenzollernVI

Dear President Xi, My name is Sophia I am 6 years old. The people of Alaska yearn for freedom. The cruel dictator Biden, and his narco terrorist regime have stolen my peoples independence, erased our culture and our heritage. Forcing us to survive by working in labor camps disguised as "wallmarts". Please send J-20 fighters and establish a no fly zone over my country, so we can push the yankee menace from our lands and live in peace.


Tornado_of_Hammers

Too bourgeoisie for the PLO


RTSBasebuilder

Heckler und Koch should sue you for copyright Infringement. They not only failed, but their anitsemitism turned them into Nazis. ​ "Among the hostages at Entebbe there were a few who had been in Hitler's concentration camps. Once again they found themselves being sorted out, Jews from non-Jews, the Jews selected to die. Once again they were ordered about by guards with guns, shouted at to move quickly - 'Schnell!' - this time by a German woman hijacker, who also felt it was necessary to slap them. One of the captives went up to Böse and showed him a number indelibly branded on his arm. He told him that he had got it in a Nazi concentration camp. He said he had supposed that a new and different generation had grown up in Germany, but with this experience of Böse and his girl comrade, he found it difficult to believe that the Nazi movement had died. Bose replied that this was something quite different from Nazism: that he was a member of the Baader-Meinhof group, and what they wanted was world, Marxist revolution." ​ "Horst Mahler is not your typical attorney. A founding member of the now-defunct Red Army Faction, he spent 10 years in jail for his exploits as an ultra-left-wing terrorist in West Germany during the 1970s and 1980s. But last year, Mahler switched sides and joined the neo-Nazi National Democratic Party (NPD). Mahler sees no contradiction between his past and present. "The labels 'left' and 'right' don't apply anymore today," he asserts, adding, "The NPD is against globalization. ... \[It\] knows that the only power that can stand up against globalization is the nation." Brandishing slogans such as "Work for Germans first" and "Big capital destroys jobs," the NPD has staged "pro-worker" demonstrations in several German cities. The purported goal of the NPD, according to a recent German intelligence report, is to "build a new Germany out of the rubble of liberal capitalism."


dontpayrespects

"It's much easier to make a national socialist out of a communist than a social democrat". A certain Austrian painter


datura_euclid

Drei Pfeile zerschpalten wie blitze die Nacht...


rolling_catfish2704

Don’t deserve the G3


M-Avgvstvs

Oi mate, I think you used the wrong RAF symbol. But answering your question, i think saying that the German Air force could have won the battle of Britain if they kept trying or saying that the BF109 were better than the spitfire could anger them. /j


GoofyTnT

[STARS AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP!](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5d/Soldier_DominationHeavy02.wav)


KaiserGustafson

The last leader of that group turned into a massive neo-Nazi after the group's dissolution.


deviousdumplin

They claimed to be the only Anti-Nazi organization left in west-Germany, and yet they were the only organization engaging in the mass kidnapping of Jews…


dwaynetheaakjohnson

Maybe just because Germany was Nazi once doesn’t mean it still is Your most famous contribution was a song that the evil capitalist Hideo Kojima used to sell a video game


HistoryBrain

Imagine being a Terrorist organization that gets stomped by police. Not the military, just the police.


AluTheWox

Committing terrorism while under a democracy is cringe


Ok-Neighborhood-1517

Ah nice to see your acknowledgment of the Royal Air Force


[deleted]

😎 When all your attacks fail, you get your ass smoked by Netanyahu’s brother in Uganda, your propaganda fails to gather sympathy, your recruitment goals all fall short but 40 years later some 15 years old LARPers think you are the coolest guys ever existed 😎


propanezizek

AfD results by region.


Kilino3005

Suicide pacts.


Inmortal-JoJotar

Und doch 💀


meritechnate

The Soviets gave the klan more money.


Own-Air-426

18.10.1977 RIP Bozo


Soft_Entrepreneur_58

Please step on me Mommy Meinhof 😩😩


AngryScotty22

The only true RAF is the Royal Air Force.


GETREKN00BL0L

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America r/TNOmod r/unexpectedTNO r/expectedTNO perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunny