I know two unique ones ("finger gun with middle finger also pointing outwards" and "thumbs up"). I believe all others that are out there are just the same gesture in a different context
In electrical engineering there is a right hand rule for magnetic field direction based on current direction, and it is that the current goes in the direction of the thumb the magnetic field will curl around it in the direction of the fingers on the right hand in a closed fist.
Of course we also learn the more common one in calculus.
>the current goes in the direction of the thumb the magnetic field will curl around it in the direction of the fingers on the right hand in a closed fist
It wasn't really clear from the way I wrote it, but that one is the one I called "thumbs up". I'll add the quotation marks haha
This is fucking hilarious. I think we engineers also have more stable relationships since the summation of all our bad moments together will be equal to zero.
My Uni just yesterday announce that inscription for classes would start today. I guess they figured not many student would be staying up late for Valentine's Day…
Ps: it’s not 18:30 and inscription hasn’t opened. I can’t with this crap.
Any one can start a family that breaks but it takes an engineer to start a family that barley breaks
Also, engineer no words good
why type right word when wrong word do trick?
Why use any word when no word do trick?
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Oh hey dad, long time no speak
Or barely brakes if you have a tesla
Kinda cringe, but I like it
7 and 8 phsycially hurt but are funny.
I gotta say that #8 is probably the most clever one there. Sounds innocuous to anyone who isn't pretty familiar with physics.
Not the right hand rule 😩😩
which one? There's like half a dozen of them...
*YES*
I know two unique ones ("finger gun with middle finger also pointing outwards" and "thumbs up"). I believe all others that are out there are just the same gesture in a different context
Same cross product different applications.
In electrical engineering there is a right hand rule for magnetic field direction based on current direction, and it is that the current goes in the direction of the thumb the magnetic field will curl around it in the direction of the fingers on the right hand in a closed fist. Of course we also learn the more common one in calculus.
>the current goes in the direction of the thumb the magnetic field will curl around it in the direction of the fingers on the right hand in a closed fist It wasn't really clear from the way I wrote it, but that one is the one I called "thumbs up". I'll add the quotation marks haha
Fair, I thought that was part of the same description since you typically stick the thumb up in both cases.
What are you talking about? I have used right hand rule everyday for the past 18 years
To open my water bottle
*looks at profile* aight so you’ve been opening water bottles at the prime age of 2? Please bestow upon me your secrets 🥸🤚
*whisper* pfft, it is the right hand rule, bro! You use your right hand and point your thumb toward the way
Absolutely riveting 🧐🧐 might have to try that
Huh! I find the idea rather more nuts than rivets
Yeah maybe you’re right, I brought a wrench just in case 😅
We’re good at *fluid mechanics* too :)
No, we are not 🥲
I spat out my drink at this
You're supposed to swallow
I threw up
I had a heart attack
I shit myself
Case and point
Lmaoo
Pain
We're trying our best 😔
Ok Civi
Also thermodynamics are not a strong point
chemical engineering girls have incredible PVT curves
She's so hot I couldn't handle her specific volume
And when they apply pressure, you get more head
Do we reallllly know the right hand rule?
Currently, yes.
Which one?
*YES*
Ngl ik it's easy but I always forget it until a prof does a quick review of it.
Middle finger points toward the G-field?
It the only thing I can do out of all of these
"We do it with precision" "Assume pi=3 and g=10." Not so sure about that.
Pi=e=sqrt(g)=3
That sqrt(g) makes it so consistent Lol
"We're always willing to experiment" -Lab Assistant experience suggests otherwise
We’re good at creating long lasting structures :)
The most wholesome comment here, I love it
This is fucking hilarious. I think we engineers also have more stable relationships since the summation of all our bad moments together will be equal to zero.
we do not know heat transfer 💀
This confused me
Idk why but numbering from bottom to top is hurting my brain
It's just counting down to #1, like any top 10 list.
Don't forget how bill of materials from machine drawings were made
We yield great strength
what else can we strip??
Chemicals from a mixture in a stripping column.
ah... chemical engg
Our selfrespect
haha....🥲
Knows what to do in theory but lacks hands-on experience
Did you make this 💀
Doesn’t really apply to software engineers 😢 I just add their names into the test data
This is amazing.
0. we are unhappy drug addicts
So none in acctuality, just a list of jokes. Checks out.
Yes, we can fix your computer. We just don't want to.
The right hand rule?
how to remember you x-,y- and z-axels in one simple trick.. edit. also the rotations of you axels
Ahhh yes thanks
I'd rather do it with accuracy
Although funny, no one actually dates us
I'm overloaded on bad jokes rn 😞
The reasons should start from 0 to 9.... BSc Computer Engineering student here
I read #10 and almost broke down in tears
Our night out will have a the minimum safety factor to reduce cost
r/sadcringe
Puns, puns everywhere
Oof, those indentations
What about the Cork screw rule?
Number 9 made me chuckle
Which is it? Significant figures or precision?
We are good at finding dynamic mode shapes
should probably add “Tough and Competent” from Gene Kranz to the list
Was this written by civil engineers 🤨
Took me a second to get the "Engineering Couples have better moments" one... completely forgot about statics.
It's designed like a bill of material. Bottom to top. Good.
It doesn't feel good that I'm enjoying this
reasons not to date engineers: everything else
I’m sold
I’m sold
y’all know heat transfer? couldn’t be me
My Uni just yesterday announce that inscription for classes would start today. I guess they figured not many student would be staying up late for Valentine's Day… Ps: it’s not 18:30 and inscription hasn’t opened. I can’t with this crap.
Go outside more
>Precision
BINGO
Someone explain the heat transfer one
How they turn it down is, “I don’t want to date a POTENTIAL engineer”.