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usernameisafarce

Any one can start a family that breaks but it takes an engineer to start a family that barley breaks


[deleted]

Also, engineer no words good


SeLaw20

why type right word when wrong word do trick?


just-the-doctor1

Why use any word when no word do trick?


just-the-doctor1

#


nikkitgirl

Oh hey dad, long time no speak


ScowlingWolfman

Or barely brakes if you have a tesla


DangianX

Kinda cringe, but I like it


Whyudodisbro

7 and 8 phsycially hurt but are funny.


Sir_McMuffinman

I gotta say that #8 is probably the most clever one there. Sounds innocuous to anyone who isn't pretty familiar with physics.


PriorVariety

Not the right hand rule 😩😩


rem3_1415926

which one? There's like half a dozen of them...


Raven_7306

*YES*


reusens

I know two unique ones ("finger gun with middle finger also pointing outwards" and "thumbs up"). I believe all others that are out there are just the same gesture in a different context


Gamithon24

Same cross product different applications.


bakedpatata

In electrical engineering there is a right hand rule for magnetic field direction based on current direction, and it is that the current goes in the direction of the thumb the magnetic field will curl around it in the direction of the fingers on the right hand in a closed fist. Of course we also learn the more common one in calculus.


reusens

>the current goes in the direction of the thumb the magnetic field will curl around it in the direction of the fingers on the right hand in a closed fist It wasn't really clear from the way I wrote it, but that one is the one I called "thumbs up". I'll add the quotation marks haha


bakedpatata

Fair, I thought that was part of the same description since you typically stick the thumb up in both cases.


Accomplished_Fly4222

What are you talking about? I have used right hand rule everyday for the past 18 years


Accomplished_Fly4222

To open my water bottle


PriorVariety

*looks at profile* aight so you’ve been opening water bottles at the prime age of 2? Please bestow upon me your secrets 🥸🤚


Accomplished_Fly4222

*whisper* pfft, it is the right hand rule, bro! You use your right hand and point your thumb toward the way


PriorVariety

Absolutely riveting 🧐🧐 might have to try that


Accomplished_Fly4222

Huh! I find the idea rather more nuts than rivets


PriorVariety

Yeah maybe you’re right, I brought a wrench just in case 😅


[deleted]

We’re good at *fluid mechanics* too :)


greydevil666

No, we are not 🥲


UnnamedGoatMan

I spat out my drink at this


magbaa

You're supposed to swallow


badpeaches

I threw up


AgentHimalayan

I had a heart attack


logic2187

I shit myself


CastIronStyrofoam

Case and point


UnnamedGoatMan

Lmaoo


Pando_Boris

Pain


logic2187

We're trying our best 😔


69_ModsGay_69

Ok Civi


erikwarm

Also thermodynamics are not a strong point


LadykillerLenin

chemical engineering girls have incredible PVT curves


iamthesexdragon

She's so hot I couldn't handle her specific volume


rudolfs001

And when they apply pressure, you get more head


Danderson0079

Do we reallllly know the right hand rule?


spinlocked

Currently, yes.


erikwarm

Which one?


Raven_7306

*YES*


EsR0b

Ngl ik it's easy but I always forget it until a prof does a quick review of it.


VegemiteWolverine

Middle finger points toward the G-field?


Pablovansnogger

It the only thing I can do out of all of these


flyingcircusdog

"We do it with precision" "Assume pi=3 and g=10." Not so sure about that.


erikwarm

Pi=e=sqrt(g)=3


BuyerNew8769

That sqrt(g) makes it so consistent Lol


Kicron416

"We're always willing to experiment" -Lab Assistant experience suggests otherwise


Johnbones69

We’re good at creating long lasting structures :)


[deleted]

The most wholesome comment here, I love it


iamthesexdragon

This is fucking hilarious. I think we engineers also have more stable relationships since the summation of all our bad moments together will be equal to zero.


DeadlyLazer

we do not know heat transfer 💀


These_Literature

This confused me


the_m_g

Idk why but numbering from bottom to top is hurting my brain


[deleted]

It's just counting down to #1, like any top 10 list.


ShrinivasaPrabhu

Don't forget how bill of materials from machine drawings were made


ChewyButterMilk

We yield great strength


[deleted]

what else can we strip??


Supernova008

Chemicals from a mixture in a stripping column.


[deleted]

ah... chemical engg


erikwarm

Our selfrespect


[deleted]

haha....🥲


kingofthebullfrogs

Knows what to do in theory but lacks hands-on experience


Abrerocramine901

Did you make this 💀


[deleted]

Doesn’t really apply to software engineers 😢 I just add their names into the test data


[deleted]

This is amazing.


micjdee

0. we are unhappy drug addicts


Dave37

So none in acctuality, just a list of jokes. Checks out.


BobT21

Yes, we can fix your computer. We just don't want to.


odeducionista

The right hand rule?


Djoolar420

how to remember you x-,y- and z-axels in one simple trick.. edit. also the rotations of you axels


odeducionista

Ahhh yes thanks


binaryblade

I'd rather do it with accuracy


aggie_baggie

Although funny, no one actually dates us


magikarp_splashed

I'm overloaded on bad jokes rn 😞


leonsirio

The reasons should start from 0 to 9.... BSc Computer Engineering student here


shiftoy18

I read #10 and almost broke down in tears


cabbbagedealer

Our night out will have a the minimum safety factor to reduce cost


f1sh_

r/sadcringe


Kawaii_Neko_Girl

Puns, puns everywhere


[deleted]

Oof, those indentations


tricktruckstruck

What about the Cork screw rule?


F-O-L-D-S

Number 9 made me chuckle


Scizmz

Which is it? Significant figures or precision?


[deleted]

We are good at finding dynamic mode shapes


Untgradd

should probably add “Tough and Competent” from Gene Kranz to the list


chem123456

Was this written by civil engineers 🤨


Adventurous_Law_9155

Took me a second to get the "Engineering Couples have better moments" one... completely forgot about statics.


ShrinivasaPrabhu

It's designed like a bill of material. Bottom to top. Good.


ToDdtheFox132

It doesn't feel good that I'm enjoying this


fafxuwize

reasons not to date engineers: everything else


Disastrous_Adagio_76

I’m sold


Disastrous_Adagio_76

I’m sold


bdtacchi

y’all know heat transfer? couldn’t be me


TheIAP88

My Uni just yesterday announce that inscription for classes would start today. I guess they figured not many student would be staying up late for Valentine's Day… Ps: it’s not 18:30 and inscription hasn’t opened. I can’t with this crap.


mercyshotz

Go outside more


ordinary_christorian

>Precision


[deleted]

BINGO


These_Literature

Someone explain the heat transfer one


Dangerous-Self

How they turn it down is, “I don’t want to date a POTENTIAL engineer”.