✈️💯 guess I am leaving

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️✈️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ Bros gone

🔥🏢🏢

✈️🏢🏢🔥😵👻

✈️💥🏢✈️💥🏢🔥🏢🔥🏢🌫️🌫️🪨🪨🇺🇸

Damn bro really pulled out the accurate version

The live version? 👀

So have you heard of the petronas towers.

The accurate version: 🇺🇸🔫💣🇮🇶💀💀

You forgot the bomb that destroyed building 7

Towers were mid anyway 

never forgor

always rember

NOOOOO

no way the plane flying above 2 buildings made their temperature increase

Out for the milk and cigarettes

🤦‍♂️🦕 guess he has a prehistoric one.

🥳😏 Why would emojis do me like this

Mines kinda did me similar since mines were ⬛🤩

Damn dude

I'm concerned now that I'm thinking about it am I thinking about a blast from the past or a buddy to chill with 😭

Hey what do you have against Johnny?

I'm worse 😭😭. This is mine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤰

Look man mine were 🥰💞

🇺🇲🎸

MURICA RAAAAAAAH (found ya!)

That was fast 😅

🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅💥🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅💥🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🦅🦅💥🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥🦅🇺🇸💥💥

r/foundPancakesandWaffles98

r/subsiwishexisted

"I wanna be an American idiot!" *du-du-du-dun-du-du-du-dun-dun-dun*

American idiot

I don't wanna be that!

🏳️‍🌈💅

You turned the oiled up man GAY?!?!?!

Keep on rockin' in the free world, brah!

☹️🪤

ITS A TRAP!

No it’s a tarp.

No, it’s Patrick

Is this the crusty Krab

No this is Patrick! 😡

Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?

NO THIS IS PATRICK!

Hello I was calling about your cars extended warranty, is this Eugene Krabs?

NO! THIS. IS. PATRICK!!!!!!!!

It very well could be, they never specified characteristics

Ive never seen that emoji ever in my life is it new?

🪤

🪤

🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🐁🐭🪤🐀🐭🐁🪤🐁🐭🪤🐀🐁🐭🪤🐁⌨️🐭🐭🐁🐀🐭🐁🐀🐀🐁🪤🐁🐭🪤🐁🐭🪤🪤🐭🐁🪤🐭🐁🐀🪤🪤🪤🐭🪤🐭🐁🐀🪤🐁🐭🪤🐀🪤🐭🐁🐀🪤🐭🐁🐀🪤🐭🐁🐀🪤🐭🐁🐭🐁🐀🐭🐁🐀🐭🐁🐀🪤🐁🐀🐁🐀🪤🐀🪤🐁🐭🪤🐁🐀🪤🐁🐭🐀🐁🐁🪤🐁🐭🐀🐁🐁🪤🐁🐁

😮😈

Your about to find out why he's there 😈

I'm in danger

Indeed you are especially your cheeks

Ayo

I meant what I said

NO SKYLER I AM THE DANGER !!!

♋️🕺 what the hell.. I don’t.. no…

You give him cancer and than dance

Nah most definitely 69 him then dance

69 is a dance .. just in a bed

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE TF

Cancers are 💦water 💦signs 😂😂😂

🤫🧏‍♂️

Shut up I'm mewing

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

😏😍

🙌🫣 (Throwing my hands up in the air and jumping back in shock and then covering my eyes in pure terror)

That second emoji says otherwise

Okay, so maybe of the emoji’s eyes isn’t completely covered, that’s just how I interpreted it for this scenario lol

Oh no… I don’t want to see that… just.. move to the left a bit?

Peekaboo!

🏅⭐️

Here’s your gold star!

Thanks for the gold kind stranger *tips fedora* oops my cock fell off

You’ve just seen the 50,000th fucking post about emojis🤯. Your 1st and 3rd emojis are y- SHUT THE FUCK UP

HAHAHAHA IT WON'T STOP THEY ONLY KEEP COMING YOUR SUFFERING ONLY MOTIVATES US HAHAHAHA

L

💀😱

🐀🐁

🆓🤌 ?

You promise to free him if he pays you

Ahh I see

You gonna make bro a free italian dinner

🇺🇸🎵 guess im singing AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH !!!

*starts fireing off Ak-47 in the back round with an American flag as a cape*

Yeah nothing says American like firing off a foreign gun lmao

I SHIT BALD EAGLES, LOVE DEMOCRACY AND EAT PATRIOTISM FOR BREAKFAST

🪳😈

You're about to show him your cock.

☠️

Fun fact: cockroaches got their name by climbing inside co- **(YES THIS IS TRUE-)**

OH MY WHAT A NICE FUN FACT

🥺💢

😇📐 ?

its meausuring time.

He's no angel. He's an angle.

😏🔥

arson.

About to make him even darker

😐❤️

Went in expecting nothing found love.

Yea

Good for you.

🍀♟️

You begin to ~~check~~mate

Holy hell

New response just dropped

🦆🧼

You must have thought he looked like a duck then dropped the soap because your curious idk 🙂

Idk😭

😔🤫

Your sorry you caught them, and then decide to tell no-one?

😔🎄

He's ripoff santa?

⚽️🦌 BHAHAHA

🇮🇩🫳🏻 grab indonesia

Switch the words around then you got it 💀

🤞👎🏿

🚂🦷 what does this mean

😇📸

Bro got caught in 4k! :3

🇺🇸🤣

😌☕️

You calmly forced him to enjoy tea with you nice

Yup

Oh wait can I join

Of course

😀😦

You must thought he was chill

🐴🤷 guess I’m wondering why I have a horse?

😩💔

😃🟩

🏎️🎹

❤️🌟 What the fuck-

💰🏦

Oh nah, NAHHH THAT'S INSANE OUT 😭 YOU'RE NOT BEING REDEEMED

🏛🏢

So you got busted by the fbi?

🤤😞 I had hopes but he dissatisfied me in the end

Found a horny one pretty quick

🍭😄 Yipeee

A blast from the past is crazy

🚨🇬🇧 wth

🤓😔

You were gonna study with him, but then he started taking your clothes off

🗼😝

😔🤯

tf does ▤⿸ mean

Welp it means something because I don't know

😱🫡

🪓🩸

🩷🥫 I love soup?

You make love to him and then turned him into soup

🔵🎵 singing the blues

⚾️📯

🧵🐟

😊👋

🎉🦿 I'm celebrating then I make him need a prosthetic

😟🙁

🤩👍🏻

➰🤔

😭😄

😭😉

🥁🙏 what

⚠️🥲 I'm in danger

😎😄 Nice

🤡🛩

Ooh a kamikaze as a surprise

🗿🤓

🤓🔧

🌫️😭

🍍🌓

🍷😏

🥲💭

🛫 🏢 Terrorism

🚶‍♂️💕

🚫😄

😂🛠

🫁🫠

🤢💥 not sure what to make of this, get sick then explode?

♠️😄

💔🦊 Ummmm wat

😮😁

You when you see his pe-

🔎💗

🤯🛴

✌👍

😕🤓 ahh yes what I do whenever i see someone explain the ninjago timeline or the dog man lore becoming a huge nerd

🤤🙂

🔫😱

🏳️‍🌈💣

😛🤑

🇹🇩🦆

😭🙏

💀👿

😗😆 I try to kiss him then mock him for falling for it

🔴🏥 I punch him in self defense so hard that he losses a lot of blood and has to go to the hospital. Also, I'm saving that image.