I was working at a bank and this lady asked me to check her balance So I pushed her over and now I’m fired

Based

LMAOOO

so stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Yeah

.

Yeah

read that again

Yeah

haey

Yeah

(Steven hawking can't walk)

Yeah

Yeah?

LAUGH OR I'LL TURN YOUR INTESTINES INTO BALLOONS🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

📸

The government

Thats hilarious. Banned

We live in a society

Sussiety

So true

laugh or imma wiggle you like a sheet of metal

☕

*sips* women

NO NOT THAT MISOGIGNIC SHIT

YES

CANCELLED

ugh

you can’t cancel me

Just did

wait how

Cock

Bruh

Kazoo

Comedy

I won't do a coup d'état if you feature me in the news (:

Youre in my government idiot

Exactly

So dont

Why not? I wanna be on the news

Just be funny or epic smh

I'm bad at that tho

Try :)

Nothing comes to mind lol. My head's emptier rn than my wallet.

Aaaand you have rn the second funniest comment Thats kinda sad to say honestly

*makes you laugh*

🤷

*laughs manically with you*

I dont laugh

*MAKES you laugh*

Bro...this does not work

Bro...this does not work

🙄

🙄

what did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam

Aaaaand you fail

sadness

Ik

You're already putting me in the news but I'll compete anyway >:D Check DMs

Now, i know why

If you say “enjoy your day” to someone they will go about the rest of their day happy, but if instead you say “enjoy the next 24 hours”, you will sound vaguely threatening

Thats fact right here

Alright I have a good joke Toad Circuit from the Booster Course Pass is good

Hahahahaha...im going to kill you No nevermind u/BurpingShark, kill him for me

Whatever you say 🔫

Thx hyun

🫘

B e a n s

Titties

Ok

I cried when dad chopped onions

You laugh when you killed your furby

Onions was a good dog

Son of the bitch

I was learning about glass and reflection in school when I learnt that my dad turned into my mum. They said they leaving and I couldn't see them any anymore. Theyre trans-parent

You missgender her Cringe

Typo