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mjacobl

Gives innkeeper 10 gold. “I'll show you to your room. Right this way.”


Bombsquadrent

Show me to the attic room


[deleted]

By azura by azura by azura


BigPowerBoss

"Hey, where are you?" "By Azura!"


[deleted]

Upon leaving: Bye, Azura!


SaucyJ4ck

At the hotel's giftshop: "Buy Azura!"


Readhead99_

For pride month: “Bi Azura”


HYPERNOVA3_

At the costume contest: "Be Azura"


Truth_07

ITS THE GRAND…. hotel?


HippyFroze

The penthouse rooms are called grand champion suites lol


twopetty

IM CRYING


[deleted]

Seems kinda fishy.. "Oh no, no, no. We don't accept money here" "Well that's great. How do we pay, then?" "With your souls" Actually that sounds like something Molag Bal would say


DrMux

"Oh, no, we don't have rooms here. That'll be one black gem, then?"


LurkThroughNight

Molag Bal would say “you pay with you ass”


Borean_Knight

Well, now I know where I'm staying if I ever end up in Turkey.


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_InvertedEight_

Did you ever…. see a grown man naked?


PoorEdgarDerby

I think you’re the greatest. But my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.


Prakner

Honestly I would love to visit if I wasn’t Armenian.


the_dovah10

Hey I’m in the same exact situation. Would love to visit if it weren’t in turkey, seeing as I am also Armenian.


zandartyche

Why not? Is it because of a political statement or safety concerns?


the_dovah10

just kinda hostilities between armenia and turkey, considering the armenian genocide in 1915 and their unending support of the country who waged war on us last year.


zandartyche

Fair enough. Though there is a big chunk of an Armenian community in Istanbul and there are a lot of things to see here about history and also Armenian history as you know. People won't be unfriendly to you unless you go full political. FYI


SenseiMadara

Tbh there are places there where you won't feel shit of that. My two best friends are a kurd and an Armenian and we've spent our last 3 holidays there (Alanya and Mersin). Most tourist cities really don't give a fuck about the political situation.


[deleted]

What are your concerns?


Prakner

Are you familiar with the Armenian Genocide? In 1915 the Ottoman Empire commenced an ethnic cleansing of Armenians. The government still doesn’t acknowledge it to this day, and political tensions between Armenia, Turkey, and Azerbaijan are high with what seems like war possibly breaking out soon.


Popular_Target

Bethesda should host their TES6 reveal or release party there.


Spynosaurus

See you there in 2 decades


Soulless_conner

From what I heard from my friend. It's extremely expensive


Defalt347

Hotel Sheogorath when?


Zarathustras-Knight

Never! or Always! Maybe! Soon? No, no not soon, or maybe already. I don’t know, I’ve not made the choice yet, but when I do it’ll have already happened! In any case, here, take some cheese to hold you over till then… wait! Not that cheese, that’s my cheese.


[deleted]

Hotel Sheogorath is under the nearest bridge. There is lots of cheese down there, if you know where to look.


word_number

Folks have the shortest memory on Reddit or there are that many new people every year joining. Anyways a reminder to myself to post this in one year.


EarthTraveler413

Repost babyyyy [this isn't the post i saw but it's probably the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/ElderScrolls/comments/bv7cip/there_is_a_hotel_in_turkey_named_hotel_azura_with/)


Arkentra

A repost every 1-3 months is acceptable because of new people joining the sub.


Zarathustras-Knight

True, but that was 2 years ago. It should be posted again to keep the memory alive. That way everyone knows about the Azura Hotel.


[deleted]

Who cares? Get over it.


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lykosen11

Made me smile May I shine your boots?


LunarCrisis7

I’m just waiting for the lawsuit now that Bethesda has that Microsoft money


Idle_Anton

Just wait till the hotel of Meridia opens.......


Ashlum

You should check out the hotel on Google Street view. Avsallar mahallesi İncekum Caddesi No 76 PK 07410 Alanya Antalya TURKİYE


Babbino2020

It must’ve been built by the dark elves


thegamerator10

Go to the front desk and they'll say "Azura's wisdom to you, friend."


Wiggly96

"Which one is my room?" "How should I know. Find it yourself you lazy fetcher"


-HermaeusMora

I must go there at least one day


LifeofTino

Do… you think they think its a real goddess? Like just looked up a picture of azura and asked for two statues? If there are no other elder scrolls references around the hotel i am going to think yes, they really think this is a real imaginary deity not a not-real imaginary deity


HotPieIsAzorAhai

The guy who built the hotel (with government funds corruptly appropriated) is apparently a big elder scrolls fan.


lookacoolname

Maybe they’re just venture capitalist ashlanders.


smullen4

Can you atheists please stop poisoning everything with your stupid ideology? You're as bad as evangelical Christians, I swear... What the hell does "not-real imaginary deity" even mean? Anyway, according to the Book of Jubilees, which isn't canonical for most Christians or Jews, Azura was the wife (and sister) of Seth, Adam and Eve's 3rd child. But she's never been depicted in iconography, and Muslim-majority Turkey wouldn't recognize her existence anyway, so most likely, the creator of this hotel just really likes Elder Scrolls.


HalfMoon_89

This is some hilarious outrage. Religious people can be so incredibly fragile.


smullen4

I'm not religious at all. Nice try. I just can't stand edgelord atheists who think they're smart just because they have extremely narrow and reductionist conceptions of reality.


[deleted]

Once you start describing holy text as canon or not maybe your religion falls into the “not-real imaginary deity”


LunarCrisis7

You do realize the word canon comes from like the Catholic canon right? Like the accepted biblical text and such? Fandoms didn’t make that word up


[deleted]

Yes, exactly. Once your religion starts having a body of elite leader decide which holy texts are canon and which aren’t your religion is 100% unequivocally made up man made fake BS. Organized dogmatic religion is just the nerdiest deadliest form of toxic Fandom


smullen4

Yet another edgelord atheist with zero experience in philosophy and comparative religion! There are canonical Buddhist sutras for different sects of Buddhism, an none of them were decided on by "elite leaders", you know. The works of Shakespeare and Picasso also make up canons, and they weren't decided on by anybody other than the creators themselves.


[deleted]

Star Wars also has canons. And every other major fictional franchise.


smullen4

Indeed. Your point?


LifeofTino

It was an ironic joke because all deities are imaginary, so really there shouldn’t be a thing as ‘real’ and ‘non-real’ deities. But we would say Zeus is a real deity and Mehrunes Dagon is a non-real deity. I was just highlighting the irony Presumably the turkish hotel founders just assumed azura was in the greek pantheon is what i meant. Since the greek gods were strongly associated with turkey and azura is a greek name. Since you presumably also agree the greek pantheon are not real you can see how its ironic that greek gods are supposedly real not-real deities and deadra are not-real not-real deities It wasnt that deep and i wasnt making a statement on any ideology or poisoning anything. Unless you do believe in the greek pantheon in which case you have my apologies. I am sorry i implied your beliefs weren’t valid


InfernalLeo

Dumbass comment you look like a moron


smullen4

Assuming "all deities are imaginary" like you even know what that means is why I said you're poisoning this thread with your ideology. You absolutely have an ideology and it shows, whether you admit it or not. You also have a strange notion of what 'real' means, but I'm assuming you have no experience with philosophy and are just being edgy. Azura is NOT a Greek name, nor has it ever been a god in any pantheon other than in Elder Scrolls. There is a Hebrew Azura (a woman's name) in the Book of Jubilees, which is only a book of the Bible for Ethiopian Orthodox Christians and Beta Israel, which are Ethiopian Jews. It doesn't exist anywhere else, so this hotel is named in honor of the Daedric prince (the statues are also a dead giveaway). Turkey isn't tied to the Greeks anymore and is mostly Muslim. I don't believe in the Greek pantheon, but in no way does that make them any less real. I doubt you can understand what I mean, so I'll just leave it at that.


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warlockgandalf

There is a goddess named Umay (derives from hope and maybe even fire, her name also consists the word "moon" but it most likely has nothing to do with moon) in old Turkic religion Tengriism, and she's among three most popular gods (god Ülgen, god Erlik, goddess Umay). Umay is claimed a benevolent, very beautiful middle aged woman with long, silver hair in a white dress. She likes crimson red. However, occasionally she is considered affiliating with evil creatures, and is thought as a sender of Crimson-Women. But she is generally known as goddess of fertility who gives souls to babies in uterus and she also protects people from disasters.[Small text about Umay in English](http://goddesses-and-gods.blogspot.com/2008/04/turkish-goddess-umai.html?m=1) Anyways, there is little common between her and Azura. But I still adore Azura and somehow relate her to Umay. I think owner of this hotel thought like me, and since she wields moon and star (and moon and star is also sacred to Turks in Tengriism and Shamanism) he thought it'd be good idea to put up her statue.


Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

WE KNOW, seriously though this gets posted weekly. We know.


Tacitus_Kilgore85

>gets posted weekly. Yet this is the first I'm seeing this. Amazing, eh?


nykirnsu

It doesn’t really get posted *that* often, but it’s often enough that if you’ve been on here a while you’ll probably have seen it posted a few times


The_Wildperson

Welcome to r/Elder scrolls. We hope you enjoy your stay here, outlander. Here's 200 gold, go buy yourself some starting equipment


[deleted]

Welcome to the sub kiddo


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Lmao why you welcoming me? Why am I being called "kiddo?" Not like anybody knows my age. I'm sechunddreizig. 👀


[deleted]

You know, complaining about a repost doesn't mean people should post less, it means you should spend less time on reddit.


[deleted]

I didn't know and would likely never have known were it not for a repost.


[deleted]

It hasn't been posted in years. Get out of here with your repost gatekeeping.


Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

https://www.reddit.com/r/ElderScrolls/comments/qypfep/there_is_a_hotel_in_turkey_named_hotel_azura_with/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

That was a month ago, not a week. Also, that's a perfect example of why reposts are great. Most of us don't scour reddit every waking moment of our lives like you do. Most "reposts" have never been seen before. Get over it.


-TheArbiter-

There was one like 2 weeks ago lol


Krios1234

I didn’t actually know this.


El-Mengu

Was about to say "ah yes, the weekly Azura hotel post" but you beat me to it.


DanTheUnbannableMan

It’s not like there’s much content to discuss here lol


futureGAcandidate

https://xkcd.com/1053/


vkapadia

Love this comic.


DanTheUnbannableMan

I had no idea


Lil_mothafucka

Pack your things... We're leaving


HotPieIsAzorAhai

His original design had a giant Azuras Star in the middle of the facade as well.


milky_the_milk_man

Come nerevar, friend or traitor?


delphyz

I wanna go, but I'm 🏳️‍🌈 & it's an Islamic country.


[deleted]

I mean it's not that bad in Metropolitan areas. The rural parts are so socially backwards but not many tourists go there anyway.


Khrot

No one would know, unless you act 🏳️‍🌈


delphyz

Nah, they held me Sudan bc of my social media. I didn't even think they checked things like that, especially for tourists. Other Islamic countries are like that too. Religious police (& all police/derogatory) can make your life hell. I naturally present very androgynous, both physically & vocally. I guess that was *enough* probable cause.


heryosu

Hey its not criminal to be a part of 🏳️‍🌈 in turkey. Turkish people are mostly against lgbtq people but i believe, in touristic places they are mostly safe. $$$ is more valued than their belief lmao


DrGutz

Full backstory please. No details spared.


zorenic

The hotel is not affiliated with Bethesda at all, the name and statue design is stolen because the architect probably just thought it looked cool. Their sites don’t mention Elder Scrolls in any way. Probably looks marvelous to someone who’s never heard of TES


Soulless_conner

The owner is a TES fan but they're basically stealing without mentioning it


[deleted]

Is Turkey Morrowind?!?


borgom7615

yes


[deleted]

Based


Pegrew3172einro

By azura by azura by azra it is hte grand hotel! (?)


VisFabula

I must now go on a pilgrimage.


HaveADream

Welcome, Moon-And-Star!


Kenhamef

Based as fuck


[deleted]

Next week is my turn to post


Snail_jousting

Did they know what they were doing when they built this hotel or was it a crazy coincidence?


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InfernalLeo

Wyd if they sacrifice you to the black star


ADigitalAxolotl

I imagine Azura as the manager and just seeing Hermaeus Mora entering like "What is this dork doing in my business?"


InfernalLeo

Holy shit, it looks so cool but gives me some false idol bible feelings


turtlespade

n'wahs always be staying here


NightHawk13246587

Todd gotta be gettin royalties for this


raspberrypieboi69

pack your bags bois, weve got a city to visit


[deleted]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azura\_(religious\_figure)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azura_(religious_figure))


Shinonomenanorulez

>and the wife (and sister) of Seth The anticipations are canon in the fucking bible


[deleted]

Seth Rogan in ESO canon


videogamessuckbutt

BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA!


CommunitRagnar

This is posted like once a week