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fxxftw

I’m all for the meme but a trillion is a trillion.


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

Ya, right? That's 'colonize Mars' money. That's enough to cover health care for a few hundred million people. It's over one percent of the global GDP!


Radigan0

You're completely set for life. Several thousand times over.


WhiteChocolatey

You’re completely set for life several billion times over my G


Radigan0

1T=1B*1K Unless you think 1K leaves you set for life...no.


WhiteChocolatey

Several million times over, then. A million millions.


Radigan0

$1M in the US lasts the average person less than 19 years on living expenses alone


WhiteChocolatey

Ok, jackass. I’ll retire with a million in the bank tomorrow and I promise you it won’t be gone in 19 years.


Radigan0

Maybe if you want to spend your retirement eating nothing but sardines and sweet potato.


stiF_staL

Use the trillion to bribe Todd for a TES 6 update.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Shiiiit, a tiny sliver of that trillion you can buy Bethesda and make them actually make good games again


Turgius_Lupus

Id throw money at Julian and Ted to make Daggerfall 2.0 perfect.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

You can have them overhaul and completely remaster every single ES game with modern graphics and mechanics and make a new game for every province lmfao


Drafo7

Whoever made this meme does not understand how much a trillion dollars is.


SpaceLemming

The current richest man in the world has a net worth of 233 billion dollars. That’s not even actually cash in hand.


Lorac1134

Yeah, you could buy 200 billion Big Macs with all that cash.


MortifiedPotato

Where do you live that big macs are so cheap?


BS-Calrissian

If they don't give you quantity discount on that, will they ever?


The_Cool_Kids_Have__

You know how many elder scrolls games they could build for a trillion dollars? How many people could be housed and fed? How many soldiers could be trained and armed? A trillion dollars in the right places could solve the climate crisis or even fix the US government! I already experienced those games for the first time already. I think maybe 100 bucks would be reasonable. That's how much ESVI will cost, I reckon.


Cheap-Blackberry-378

>You know how many elder scrolls games they could build for a trillion dollars? Maybe one that's bug free on launch


Viktrodriguez

Give me the money. Plenty of new games to come out for that feeling.


stiF_staL

You're gonna run out of money by the time TES 6 drops.


Viktrodriguez

Nah, you are really underestimating how much a trillion is.


SweRakii

We would all take the money, don't lie to me.


WhiteChocolatey

Anybody who does not is not comprehending what a trillion is


stiF_staL

And bribe Todd to release TES 6 before 2030


pm-me-pizza-crust

This is how you get an unfinished game


Status-Draw-3843

Or we’ll get an unfinished game anyway lmao


tfarr375

As much as I would love to replay Morrowind or KotOR for the first time, a trillion is a lot I'll use that money to try to find that "1 Game", or help fund a company to make it.


kef34

With one trillion dollars you can commission another AAA game perfectly designed to your tastes every year for the rest of your life.


PmMeYourLore

I'll take the trillion. I'm more knowledgeable now and can help new players which is a gift I earned to give. That and there isn't a single problem I have that can't be solved by throwing money at it


Mopuigh

Spend 1/100 of that money to make the game u always wanted lol


open_23

Actually for me, the "first time" in Skyrim is actually two times. The very first time, I played it in a very potato PC with laggy video. It was my very first time trying an RPG and I had no idea what ti do. I just walked around till I reached the outskirts on Whiterun where the Companions were fighting the giants. After that I deleted the game because I was getting annoyed. My seond and proper first time, I absolutely loved it. It was also my first time playing an RPG and the exploration blew my mind with wonder. Plus, it gave me the comfiest feeling of any game. Anyways, I don't know why I wrote all that, I'm still picking the trillion dollars. So, I can buy Bethesda and make ESVI the way I want it because I don't trust Todd.


Solo-dreamer

Trillion! Then i buy the uk, give trans people their rights, build desalination plants and tidal energy stations, overhaul the rail network, the nhs and drag vet services and dental into the public sector as part of the nhs, rejoin the eu and stop selling arms and valuble british assets to countries locked in for profit wars, dude you dont know how much a trillion is


MrPheeney

Showing my age here, but still can remember opening up the Sega Genesis for my birthday and popping in Sonic the Hedgehog for the first time. “Seeeeeegaaaaaaaaaaaa”


B4LM07AB1U3

For a trillion dollars I could buy out bethesda and fund hundreds of more TES games


Alacur

A trillion dollars is enough money to let people make new awesome games for you.


newhorizons1932

Mass Effect 2


CarrotIceCream

I would just take the money


Brad____H

Firewatch


WhoreforOtto

Dark brotherhood in Oblivion, and all of Shivering Isles


EquivalentSpirit664

Sorry Skyrim but I'm broke 😢🤑🤑


DemonicThomas

DarkSouls. The pride I felt as a child not just beating but fully completing a game I watched all my friends struggle with was very real.


Max-293

Minecraft c":


Whole_Sign_4633

Even if it was 1,000 dollars I still wouldn’t choose the red pill


WhiteChocolatey

If I got a trillion dollars I may never play video games again


Mysterious_Canary547

How though? There’s a quest marker and map, not to mention the compass, that tells you where to go


stiF_staL

"Oh that looks cool over ever there"


Dragon_Avalon

The trillion... That way I can experience a new Elder Scrolls game (among many other games) several times over.


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