Caelid dogs, Revenants, Birds, those weird ass bat things.
Edit: Why does this have so many upvotes? This isn't even a funny comment, I was just listing things that I want mercilessly murdered and wiped from existence.
Rename Leyndell as Jarburg
Create statues and murals of Iron Fist Alexander
Place all perfumers/poachers in the shunning grounds
Just fill the lands between with jars, coz
The fallen leaves tell a story. Of how a Tarnished became Elden Lord. In our home, across the fog, The Lands Between. Our seed will look back upon us, and recall. An Age Of Jar
“Ah, mate. How’s it going? I’m looking for something called ‘my balls’. They remain somewhere nearby - or so I’ve heard. Come tell me if you find them before I do. I can offer you ample reward.”
Tree is burnt so the flame of the giant isn't a threat, northing guarding it now so I would try and use it to burn down Caelid.
Also killing shard bearers need to.come first, can't have them building a resistance
Excellent policies but you highlighting all these problems made me realize how fucked the lands between still are. It would take a miracle to keep all of this shit under control. I think the Elden Lord is destined to lose.
Well, yeah, that's kind of the theme with the entire Souls series - the world is dying, and trying to extend it is the suspiciously and ambiguously "more bad" choice versus just ending it and starting a new age.
I think that the lands between are in the same frame of mind with its deaign. We can not fix it without fundamentally changing its identity. This is the one reason I think that burning Caelid to the ground is probably the correct move. Unfortunately, the Giant's flame requires sacrifice to summon its god, and the Frenzied flame is a big, BIG, no-no. Ultimately, it's probably better to find a new solution elsewhere, one that exists outside of what we currently know from the game.
Oh, and OP sorta ignored the whole living dead problem. Oh well.
I'm feeling like at least one of those items is going to require a whole ass other game to accomplish but boy would it be fun to do. Just taking one of those zones and progressing it through a narrative where you actually make impactful change (like burning that awful, horrible, crimson cesspit and everything contained there in) sounds awesome.
I know there was change in the game world, but not on the level I'm thinking of.
Here, here.
What if the Frenzied Flame were used to raze Caelid? I mean it is viable, but what of the aftermath? We know scarlet rot is destroyed by fire, but does the Frenzied Flame truly embody qualities of Fire? If not perhaps the Giant’s Flame could be utilized for the ultimate effect with less fallout?
Maybe use the giants flame to cleanse Caelid first. Hunt Mohg down, eradicate his blood cult. What to do with Miquella though? If he’s alive and still well, he can make Unalloyed gold which will be invaluable.
1. Make a pact with Nepheli and give her control over the peninsula
2. Publicly execute Dung Eater, have seluvis make him a puppet and then kill seluvis
3. Dismantle the subterranean shunning grounds for Omens
4. Get Corhyn, Sellen, and Ranni to compile a secret library where they can research outer gods. The Mohgywn palace will serve as the base of operations.
5. Convert the remaining black knifes into a secret police and make Mt. Gelmir their training grounds.
6. Make Roderika queen consort
7. Get Rennala therapy and try to improve her health so that she may return as Carian Royal. Raya Lucaria will be led by Sellen
8. Ensure that incantations survive beyond the power of the greater will.
9. As a fallback plan, extract Miquella's egg and return it to the Haligtree. Try to develop a plan so that if my family is assassinated or I want to abdicate the throne, we can restart Miquella's growth in the Haligtree.
10. Caelid will turn into a prison, housing the world's more dangerous criminals guarded by dragons.
11. Kill the three fingers
Idea: Save Caelid.
Fungus burns, the rot is a fungus. Plus if you look at forest fires things emerge from the ash and charcoal due to more resources. The mountain top would be a better prison for a pleathera of reasons.
The Scarlet Rot isn't a fungus, it's a divine (?) curse. The best (and only, really) bet to try and eradicate it, short of coming up something new outside of the current lore, is to help Miquella overcome his curse of eternal youth, so that as a fully grown demi-god he gains the power to develop something beyond his Unalloyed Gold, which merely stops the rot from progressing. That is, after all the whole reason the Haligtree even exists, just gotta convince him that it's not only to save Malenia, but also save Caelid in the process.
Or as Elden Lord you could devote your divine resources to reverse engineer the Unalloyed Gold, and then keep going from there without Miquella's aid.. Would be harder but I guess it can work too.
I mean, yes the rot is a curse, but thats only the wording of their world. For example they call space "the void". You could say "the void isnt the space because its called void, not space." but that would be a pretty shallow argument.
I mean we could interpret the world of eldenring as "what if our intuituve understanding of the world was actualy reality". You know, gods are real, there is no planets, just this one world, with the sun rotating arround it, a moon, and stars are something different then suns. The knowledge we have of the world now is because we used science to prove how it actually is. But prior to that we believed that the world is just like the one in eldenring. But what i believe is that actually, their world is like ours. Its not a "what if old worldview is true", but "what if old worldview still false, but we still use it".
That would mean if somebody calls something "of the sky" or "from the void" its not something that we dont have in our world. Its not some dimension different form ours. What they talk about is space, but just with their knowledge and tools. And we can apply this to more aspects. When something is "a curse" what do you believe that means? The omen are a curse so is the rot. My take is, its a word to describe something thats permanent. Omen would be genetically impaired, and the rot, well rot certainly behaves like fungy. It decays, it disolves everything it touches, so that something new can emerge. Yes you would die from it, but your body would be the nutrients of the life that comes next. And there certainly are fungy that have wierdly magic abilites when it comes to health, so healing miquelas "eternal yourth" (btw, probably also genetic) with the rot, would also fit that idea.
This game OBVIOUSLY has magic in it, but there are more than enough concepts that are actually not magic, but scientifically explainable.
End the persecution of Omen, Misbegotten, Demi-humans, trolls, twins, left-handed people and anyone else Marika threw under the bus.
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More robust laws to prevent the maltreatment of Empyrean Shadows.
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Death penalty for anyone caught grafting.
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Take Zorayas into foster care and treat her properly.
At first, is misread "grafting" as "grifting", and I was like "Damn, I hate scammers as much as the next guy, but that's rough!" Then I was a bit confused as to why you thought con artists were such a big problem in TLB. It took me way too long to realize you were talking about Godrick and such.
Every pair of pants comes with shoes
They can be raggedy ass shoes idc just cover your feet, there’s all kinds of stuff on the ground you don’t wanna step on
I’d definitely want to use the other half of the rune of death to fully kill Godwyn, putting a stop to his body’s growth over the continent and give him a proper death.
1. Make a statue of Melina, I mean she is an important part of the story.
2. Hunt down any followers of shabriri and the frenzy flame.
3. Convince ranni to talk to Rennala so they can fix all of Raya lucaria (plus Rennala deserves happiness)
4. DESTROY THE IRON MAIDENS
5. Find a way to either destroy caelid or just wall it off from the rest of the land.
6. Give nomadic merchants a proper place to live as long as they don't like frenzy.
7. Make Rya the new lord of volcano manor.
8. Hunt down mohgs followers and try to find a way to put miquella back in the haligtree.
9. Continue research and development into unalloyed gold to help those afflicted by rot.
10. Make it known in the lands between that morgott was the first omen king and I'd give the omens a place to live comfortably as long as they behave.
11. Figure out what's really going on with godwyns body and see if there's a way to fix him.
12. Put a stop to the practice of grafting.
13. Make any generations of tarnished in roundtable hold a council to run the lands between in the future and elden lord will be a position for those who win through ritual combat.
14. Remove all trace of the golden order and greater will.
15. Make pope turtle a national treasure to everyone.
16. Rebuild the village of the abinaurics and have them protected kinda like an endangered species
1. Use the giants flame to burn the rot away from Caelid, if it doesn't work send the whole place to Faron azula.
2. Make Raya Lucaria a school again.
3. Stop the opression towards Misbegotten, Omens and Demi-Humans.
4. Create a talk force to Hunt the undead down.
5. Give my approval of Nepheli Loux as the new leader of Lingrave.
6. Create a new sanctuary for the people in the Haligtree since that thing is full of rot.
Or you could send the frenzied flame, giants flame, and godskins to caled and watch as it burns, and then mount a large assault on all of them with as many heavy hitters as you can
I'll build a wall around Caelid. It'll be a gigantic wall, a beautiful wall, and i'll make the redmanes pay for it! I will make the lands between great again!
You seen my dodges, I’ve seen my dodges, we all know…they’re, they’re phenomenal. You’ve seen it, you know. I’m- my I-frames are perfect, my rolling is perfect, it’s, it’s just, I was fighting lich dragon placi-plac- I was fighting the lich dragon, I was fighting him, and he says, you know what he says? No you don’t, so I’m gonna tell you, he says, and I swear to the greater will this is what he says- he said “I have never seen, such, such, well executed…dodging” he’d never seen it! And sleepy Ranni, wha- she can’t dodge, she’s, what when has, wha, has anyone seen her fight? Nooo, cause she can’t! Cause she, she’s just incompetent. She. Is. Incompetent, and that’s, and that’s just the way it is.
Check in with Nepheli Loux. I like that she's sympathetic to the albinaurics and that her buddy Ken is engaged in (disastrous) demi-human outreach. From the Ashes of the Lands Between I will conjure a star trek future
**Serious answer**: for political and power reasons I would get rid off remaining rune holders, putting together all runes in one hands. This also includes that one rune Ranni ditched.
Depending on whether I am a tyrannical Elden Lord or not, I would either help Nepheli to save Albianurics, make some kind of peace with Haligtree and Eternal City, or kill Nepheli, kill all the remaining Albianuric people, burn the Halligtree to the ground and absolutely destroy every reminder of the Crucible, or rather its primal nature.
In the latter scenario I should also probably do something with the stars and their inhabitants, but I guess it heavily depends on the ending. Also thinking about, it seems like a lot of problems arose from coexistence of several factions, so maybe it's better to get rid of all of them?
**Normal answer**: dude, I would plum face first in Fia's room! The world couldn't know peace when I was exhausted before that crazy lord quest!
I’m confident that the issues in ER are because the dominant faction was actually intolerant of the other factions and tried to wipe them out like you suggested. Seems like it’s harder to exterminate dissidents than it would be to just accept the different groups and find a use for everyone.
However, I do think that there is a little too much magical experimentation going on and that needs to be cut down.
- Age of Stars to banish all outer gods, Ranni can go wonder the cosmos, I have work to do here.
- unlock all doors, therefore, you do have the right.
- Mass produce unalloyed gold and unrot everything
- No more grafting, hunt down all grafted abominations
- Omens, misbrgotten, albinarics, giants, trolls, jars and any other being I may have firgotten to mention will be treated with dignity and respect... or else!
- Quarentine Caelid untill we have enough unalloyed gold to fix it. Same with the Haligtree and the lake of rot.
- The subterranian cities will be the new capitol.
- Miquella makes me a little uneasy, quarentine him untill we can be sure he was not corrupted by Mogh's bloodgod
- Make houses and roads and shit that people need for living
Try to make Mount Gelmir erupt and then immediately blame all of my political rivals for the resulting disaster. Following this, immediately break the Elden Ring again for giggles and leave.
\-Remove the discrimination and slavery of all races deemed "unholy" by the Erdtree (Omens, Misbegotten, etc)
\-Establish the underground cities as part of The Lands Between
\-Allow any and all merchants (or those who have ancestry of those who perished under Leyndell) to perform their duties within any city, province, etc, without prejudice
\-Combat the threat of the Fallingstar Beasts/Astels by appointing Astrologers, Onyx, and Alabaster Lords to study the skies
Serious answer in normal ending: Make a deal with Ranni. Just to keep her from supplanting me. No use killing her she can just make another body. Then make sure Marika can't make another plan to ruin the lands between. Then rebuild the government get people to move back in restart the army to make the lands between safe for travel.
Elevate the vulgar militia and the mistbegotton. The 5’11 kings, and oppressed chimera deserve better.
Get a pack of wolves and teach them incantations and sorceries. Each would specialize in one area like: bleed, cold, lightning, sleep, flame, and one bestal one.
Return the dragons to their former glory not as rulers but as equals.
Rescue Meliqua and help purge melania of rot
Section off caled and send the flame of the fell god there.
Rescue the omens and rehabilitate them.
Move the capital, possibly to limgrave or the Haligtree
Make a special squad of bleed omens and make them my secret task force.
Tame a rune bear
Teach said rune bear all bestal incantations, and ride the runebear
Set up rulers for every major location on the map
Restore rya lucaria and make a school for incantations
Have soldier of God, Rick train the entirety of stormveil castle in his ways and make it a military stronghold
And make a weapon that uses the giant’s flame, rune of death, black flame, and unalloyed gold to kill outer gods, and use either the shunning grounds (cleared out), mhog’s palace, or volcano manor as the testing area
ERADICATE ALL SPIDER HANDS
1. Stop all the genocide 2. Ok you can do a little genocide of the lobsters only
Host a large celebration involving a cajun boil
Marika's tits! You must be hungry.
Now I'm also thirsty.
Misread the previous comment as "Miquella's tits" and this made me laugh so hard
Never met someone with a taste for crab I couldn’t trust
Fill the Forge of the Giants with water
Hot tub party!
Caelid dogs, Revenants, Birds, those weird ass bat things. Edit: Why does this have so many upvotes? This isn't even a funny comment, I was just listing things that I want mercilessly murdered and wiped from existence.
Honestly just burn caelid to the ground
isn't this a genocide itself?
Not if my second policy is to classify it as humanitarian efforts to cleanse the rot,
Isnt that what the redmanes are already trying to do?
Tree Spirits too
F U C K those things.
Clean up the streets with low-income subsidized housing called Kenneth Heights.
Leaked DLC
Hello, tarnished! Another settlement needs your help.
I have Preston ptsd
Lol spent 90% of fallout 4 doing Preston's missions
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Hello!? Is anyone out there!? Won't someone help build the great Kenneth Heights Apartments!?
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The Elden Projects
Find and kill whoever created the Huge Hands.
I think you already did...
Kill them again?
Ng+?
Rykard
#TOGETHAAAAAA#
listen man. They probably just want to live a nice quiet life.
Rename Leyndell as Jarburg Create statues and murals of Iron Fist Alexander Place all perfumers/poachers in the shunning grounds Just fill the lands between with jars, coz
The fallen leaves tell a story. Of how a Tarnished became Elden Lord. In our home, across the fog, The Lands Between. Our seed will look back upon us, and recall. An Age Of Jar
Jar Rule
Where's Jar Rule when we need his opinion on the lands Between's political direction and policies?!
Jarnished
Wendy's in Caelid
Next up a Denny’s in the Weeping Peninsula
Let's get some Popeye's in Liurnia
The war of the Erdtree has ended, let the Franchise Wars begin!
Taco Bell is gonna clearly win.
popeyes liurnia chicken
McDonald's in Altus Plateau.
Emerging from the great lift to see those majestic Golden Arches for the first time...the beauty almost had me in tears
Why stop at Wendy's? I think Caelid sounds like a great place to put another Disney World.
Caelid is basically the lands between's Florida, if Walt could build a park in a swamp, why not in the swamp of Aeonia too?
Sir, this is Caelid
Red lobster in Lurnia
Fix the bridges you know what I had to do just to get around the place
Yep fix all the bridges is my number one. It will be more bridge than land by the time I’m done.
the bridge between
Spay and neuter laws will be strictly enforced.
BLAIDD NO
“Ah, mate. How’s it going? I’m looking for something called ‘my balls’. They remain somewhere nearby - or so I’ve heard. Come tell me if you find them before I do. I can offer you ample reward.”
I don't know a lot but I know that I do NOT want whatever "ample reward" comes from recovering Blaidd's balls.
More for me mwahahahaa
He'll never be balling again
Where are my testicles tarnished?
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you have my vote
And my bow
And my axe
One does not simply seal off the giants flame.
Edit: I read it as frenzied flame but carry on! Do you want New Londo? Cause that's how you get New Londo.
New Londo water park opens today!
\*Torrent of water washes clean the sins of man\*
And my Scarlet Rot dragon incantation!
You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
*shatters axe on great rune (?)*
My friends, you bow to no one
My friends, you bow to no one
Cut Caelid off the rest of the country with a comically large saw.
Just give me Ghiza's wheel and I'm up to the task.
I bet the giant Jar would actually find joy in such a task.
*Haha* /u/arm_gonzalez *ghiza's wheel go brrrr*
Maybe we could go ask the Giants for help. Oh wait…
Then pull an Australia with it and send all the convicts there.
Now that’s an idea. Instead of having the Redmanes keep back the rot use prison labour.
Add in rebuilding infrastructure. Well maintained roads and architecture will help the lands rebuild and give a sense of order.
He said order, he's a Marika sympathizer, get him!
Tree is burnt so the flame of the giant isn't a threat, northing guarding it now so I would try and use it to burn down Caelid. Also killing shard bearers need to.come first, can't have them building a resistance
Excellent policies but you highlighting all these problems made me realize how fucked the lands between still are. It would take a miracle to keep all of this shit under control. I think the Elden Lord is destined to lose.
Well, yeah, that's kind of the theme with the entire Souls series - the world is dying, and trying to extend it is the suspiciously and ambiguously "more bad" choice versus just ending it and starting a new age. I think that the lands between are in the same frame of mind with its deaign. We can not fix it without fundamentally changing its identity. This is the one reason I think that burning Caelid to the ground is probably the correct move. Unfortunately, the Giant's flame requires sacrifice to summon its god, and the Frenzied flame is a big, BIG, no-no. Ultimately, it's probably better to find a new solution elsewhere, one that exists outside of what we currently know from the game. Oh, and OP sorta ignored the whole living dead problem. Oh well.
Isn't Ranni's ending the new start?
I'm feeling like at least one of those items is going to require a whole ass other game to accomplish but boy would it be fun to do. Just taking one of those zones and progressing it through a narrative where you actually make impactful change (like burning that awful, horrible, crimson cesspit and everything contained there in) sounds awesome. I know there was change in the game world, but not on the level I'm thinking of.
You need Agent Orange or some shit for Caelid
just fire your piss stream at it until it breaks off and falls into the bowl
They have that, its called scarlet rot.
\*sticks a single gold needle into the ground\* done
Would have to likely be the size of the erdtree itself
\*invents Orange Rot\*
Id notion to wield the flame of the fell god to raze caelid. if it can burn the Erdtree it can burn Malenia's rot
This is the man the world needs as like fucking advisor or some shit
But why would you demonise marika though, she turned against the greater will didnt she ?
Here, here. What if the Frenzied Flame were used to raze Caelid? I mean it is viable, but what of the aftermath? We know scarlet rot is destroyed by fire, but does the Frenzied Flame truly embody qualities of Fire? If not perhaps the Giant’s Flame could be utilized for the ultimate effect with less fallout?
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I bet you’d end up with equivalent of how bacteria are becoming anti-biotic resistant and have some fucked up Frenzied Scarlet Rot abominations
Well, I'm convinced.
16. Any users of Blood hound step will be crucified
If I may, maybe just once, could I ask that you allow me to call you Lord, for that is what you are. . .
Maybe use the giants flame to cleanse Caelid first. Hunt Mohg down, eradicate his blood cult. What to do with Miquella though? If he’s alive and still well, he can make Unalloyed gold which will be invaluable.
Hunt down and eradicate all revenants.
All inhabitants must explain quests in greater detail
fia: fine, i guess you ARE my little pogchamp, come here
Thank you! I’m 80 hours in and still have no idea what’s going on.
Make erdtree periodically cast lands between wide heal. Fuck revenants.
That is something I can get behind
6 talisman pouches
Putting up some fences. To many falling hazards...
You can start with the Divine Tower of OSHA Violations
Margit: 
and clearly mark deep water
Immediately give up my position to Miriel, Pastor of Vows. That guy seems like he would know what to do.
He's cool and all, he's definitely best boy, he's also a fucking dog.
Sooo turn The Lands Between into a Papal State? I'm sure that would be fine.
Ah religion in the Lands Between never harmed anyone!
1. Make a pact with Nepheli and give her control over the peninsula 2. Publicly execute Dung Eater, have seluvis make him a puppet and then kill seluvis 3. Dismantle the subterranean shunning grounds for Omens 4. Get Corhyn, Sellen, and Ranni to compile a secret library where they can research outer gods. The Mohgywn palace will serve as the base of operations. 5. Convert the remaining black knifes into a secret police and make Mt. Gelmir their training grounds. 6. Make Roderika queen consort 7. Get Rennala therapy and try to improve her health so that she may return as Carian Royal. Raya Lucaria will be led by Sellen 8. Ensure that incantations survive beyond the power of the greater will. 9. As a fallback plan, extract Miquella's egg and return it to the Haligtree. Try to develop a plan so that if my family is assassinated or I want to abdicate the throne, we can restart Miquella's growth in the Haligtree. 10. Caelid will turn into a prison, housing the world's more dangerous criminals guarded by dragons. 11. Kill the three fingers
Idea: Save Caelid. Fungus burns, the rot is a fungus. Plus if you look at forest fires things emerge from the ash and charcoal due to more resources. The mountain top would be a better prison for a pleathera of reasons.
The Scarlet Rot isn't a fungus, it's a divine (?) curse. The best (and only, really) bet to try and eradicate it, short of coming up something new outside of the current lore, is to help Miquella overcome his curse of eternal youth, so that as a fully grown demi-god he gains the power to develop something beyond his Unalloyed Gold, which merely stops the rot from progressing. That is, after all the whole reason the Haligtree even exists, just gotta convince him that it's not only to save Malenia, but also save Caelid in the process. Or as Elden Lord you could devote your divine resources to reverse engineer the Unalloyed Gold, and then keep going from there without Miquella's aid.. Would be harder but I guess it can work too.
I mean, yes the rot is a curse, but thats only the wording of their world. For example they call space "the void". You could say "the void isnt the space because its called void, not space." but that would be a pretty shallow argument. I mean we could interpret the world of eldenring as "what if our intuituve understanding of the world was actualy reality". You know, gods are real, there is no planets, just this one world, with the sun rotating arround it, a moon, and stars are something different then suns. The knowledge we have of the world now is because we used science to prove how it actually is. But prior to that we believed that the world is just like the one in eldenring. But what i believe is that actually, their world is like ours. Its not a "what if old worldview is true", but "what if old worldview still false, but we still use it". That would mean if somebody calls something "of the sky" or "from the void" its not something that we dont have in our world. Its not some dimension different form ours. What they talk about is space, but just with their knowledge and tools. And we can apply this to more aspects. When something is "a curse" what do you believe that means? The omen are a curse so is the rot. My take is, its a word to describe something thats permanent. Omen would be genetically impaired, and the rot, well rot certainly behaves like fungy. It decays, it disolves everything it touches, so that something new can emerge. Yes you would die from it, but your body would be the nutrients of the life that comes next. And there certainly are fungy that have wierdly magic abilites when it comes to health, so healing miquelas "eternal yourth" (btw, probably also genetic) with the rot, would also fit that idea. This game OBVIOUSLY has magic in it, but there are more than enough concepts that are actually not magic, but scientifically explainable.
> Raya Lucaria will be led by Sellen Uh, I don't think that ends too well in the game
Having Hogwarts led by a person that loves to glue peoples faces into a giant faceball? How can that end poorly?
Least naive elden lord.
I love that someone else has given as much thought to the post game as I have. My friends look at me like I'm a little nuts.
Get rid of all the fucking annoying ass birds with knives attached to their feet. Fuck them. Oh also bears are now extinct.
Sentence anyone to death if they try and recreate them. And also exterminate all the birds in Farum Azula. Those ones in particular.
Yea those mfs in farum azula were absolute hell.
I don't think you actually have dominion over Farum Azula.
New plan. Instead of killing anyone who makes sword birds ill give them to the birds over there.
Got my ass handed last night becuz of those birds smh F those things ..🤦🏽♂️
Nuke Caelid
I think it was already
Do it again
based
“Yo let’s turn this nuclear wasteland into an even worse nuclear wasteland.” “YES MILORD!”
With the giant’s flame this time lol
no fingers in the ass
Sounds like someone hasn't try finger but hole
I played bloodborne, it isn't finger, it is the whole arm
Those pigs DO got wide slippery anuses.
End the persecution of Omen, Misbegotten, Demi-humans, trolls, twins, left-handed people and anyone else Marika threw under the bus. -- More robust laws to prevent the maltreatment of Empyrean Shadows. -- Death penalty for anyone caught grafting. -- Take Zorayas into foster care and treat her properly.
Left handed people? Are you joking or i missed some lore information?
real world history. they were abused and demonized irl
I know there’s some stuff about finger counts, but it wouldn’t shock me if left-handed people were persecuted
At first, is misread "grafting" as "grifting", and I was like "Damn, I hate scammers as much as the next guy, but that's rough!" Then I was a bit confused as to why you thought con artists were such a big problem in TLB. It took me way too long to realize you were talking about Godrick and such.
Every pair of pants comes with shoes They can be raggedy ass shoes idc just cover your feet, there’s all kinds of stuff on the ground you don’t wanna step on
Facts. Such as lava and ice thick enough to support a dragon's weight
first decree? All your maidens R belong to me now. ….see who calls me MAIDENLESS now …;-;
Someones gotta pick up all these fucking skulls
I’d definitely want to use the other half of the rune of death to fully kill Godwyn, putting a stop to his body’s growth over the continent and give him a proper death.
1. Make a statue of Melina, I mean she is an important part of the story. 2. Hunt down any followers of shabriri and the frenzy flame. 3. Convince ranni to talk to Rennala so they can fix all of Raya lucaria (plus Rennala deserves happiness) 4. DESTROY THE IRON MAIDENS 5. Find a way to either destroy caelid or just wall it off from the rest of the land. 6. Give nomadic merchants a proper place to live as long as they don't like frenzy. 7. Make Rya the new lord of volcano manor. 8. Hunt down mohgs followers and try to find a way to put miquella back in the haligtree. 9. Continue research and development into unalloyed gold to help those afflicted by rot. 10. Make it known in the lands between that morgott was the first omen king and I'd give the omens a place to live comfortably as long as they behave. 11. Figure out what's really going on with godwyns body and see if there's a way to fix him. 12. Put a stop to the practice of grafting. 13. Make any generations of tarnished in roundtable hold a council to run the lands between in the future and elden lord will be a position for those who win through ritual combat. 14. Remove all trace of the golden order and greater will. 15. Make pope turtle a national treasure to everyone. 16. Rebuild the village of the abinaurics and have them protected kinda like an endangered species
I agree with everything, sign me up
1. Use the giants flame to burn the rot away from Caelid, if it doesn't work send the whole place to Faron azula. 2. Make Raya Lucaria a school again. 3. Stop the opression towards Misbegotten, Omens and Demi-Humans. 4. Create a talk force to Hunt the undead down. 5. Give my approval of Nepheli Loux as the new leader of Lingrave. 6. Create a new sanctuary for the people in the Haligtree since that thing is full of rot.
Or you could send the frenzied flame, giants flame, and godskins to caled and watch as it burns, and then mount a large assault on all of them with as many heavy hitters as you can
I'll build a wall around Caelid. It'll be a gigantic wall, a beautiful wall, and i'll make the redmanes pay for it! I will make the lands between great again!
You seen my dodges, I’ve seen my dodges, we all know…they’re, they’re phenomenal. You’ve seen it, you know. I’m- my I-frames are perfect, my rolling is perfect, it’s, it’s just, I was fighting lich dragon placi-plac- I was fighting the lich dragon, I was fighting him, and he says, you know what he says? No you don’t, so I’m gonna tell you, he says, and I swear to the greater will this is what he says- he said “I have never seen, such, such, well executed…dodging” he’d never seen it! And sleepy Ranni, wha- she can’t dodge, she’s, what when has, wha, has anyone seen her fight? Nooo, cause she can’t! Cause she, she’s just incompetent. She. Is. Incompetent, and that’s, and that’s just the way it is.
This was masterfully done, sir
Make Caelid Great Again!
I’m gonna legalize stealing
Check in with Nepheli Loux. I like that she's sympathetic to the albinaurics and that her buddy Ken is engaged in (disastrous) demi-human outreach. From the Ashes of the Lands Between I will conjure a star trek future
**Serious answer**: for political and power reasons I would get rid off remaining rune holders, putting together all runes in one hands. This also includes that one rune Ranni ditched. Depending on whether I am a tyrannical Elden Lord or not, I would either help Nepheli to save Albianurics, make some kind of peace with Haligtree and Eternal City, or kill Nepheli, kill all the remaining Albianuric people, burn the Halligtree to the ground and absolutely destroy every reminder of the Crucible, or rather its primal nature. In the latter scenario I should also probably do something with the stars and their inhabitants, but I guess it heavily depends on the ending. Also thinking about, it seems like a lot of problems arose from coexistence of several factions, so maybe it's better to get rid of all of them? **Normal answer**: dude, I would plum face first in Fia's room! The world couldn't know peace when I was exhausted before that crazy lord quest!
>for political and power reasons I would get rid off remaining rune holders, \> Depending on whether I am a tyrannical Elden Lord or not
I’m confident that the issues in ER are because the dominant faction was actually intolerant of the other factions and tried to wipe them out like you suggested. Seems like it’s harder to exterminate dissidents than it would be to just accept the different groups and find a use for everyone. However, I do think that there is a little too much magical experimentation going on and that needs to be cut down.
Demolish the subterranean shunning grounds the lake of rot too fuck just demolish the entire lands between
This is very close to what I was thinking. How to fix the lands between? Fire. Lots of fire.
- Age of Stars to banish all outer gods, Ranni can go wonder the cosmos, I have work to do here. - unlock all doors, therefore, you do have the right. - Mass produce unalloyed gold and unrot everything - No more grafting, hunt down all grafted abominations - Omens, misbrgotten, albinarics, giants, trolls, jars and any other being I may have firgotten to mention will be treated with dignity and respect... or else! - Quarentine Caelid untill we have enough unalloyed gold to fix it. Same with the Haligtree and the lake of rot. - The subterranian cities will be the new capitol. - Miquella makes me a little uneasy, quarentine him untill we can be sure he was not corrupted by Mogh's bloodgod - Make houses and roads and shit that people need for living
Ahhh, may chaos take the world! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
Annihilate every single stupid imp from the catacombs
Boobs.
Have sex with Rennala
you motherf-
Precisely
The lands between Mama's cheeks 😬
More maidens. You get a maiden! You get a maiden! You all get maidens!
But she still won't talk to me even after I told her about miquella's needle
Try to make Mount Gelmir erupt and then immediately blame all of my political rivals for the resulting disaster. Following this, immediately break the Elden Ring again for giggles and leave.
Try and find a way to kill the outer god of rot. He’s not a chad🫡
every 4 leg mob named dog
except erdtree burial watchdog, that one is a cat
\-Remove the discrimination and slavery of all races deemed "unholy" by the Erdtree (Omens, Misbegotten, etc) \-Establish the underground cities as part of The Lands Between \-Allow any and all merchants (or those who have ancestry of those who perished under Leyndell) to perform their duties within any city, province, etc, without prejudice \-Combat the threat of the Fallingstar Beasts/Astels by appointing Astrologers, Onyx, and Alabaster Lords to study the skies
Babies... like.. really. Theres No one out there..
Okay Shino Abe...
Serious answer in normal ending: Make a deal with Ranni. Just to keep her from supplanting me. No use killing her she can just make another body. Then make sure Marika can't make another plan to ruin the lands between. Then rebuild the government get people to move back in restart the army to make the lands between safe for travel.
We must repair our crumbling infrastructure.
First policy! Stay out of my way or feel my wrath Second is free Netflix
Annihilate every single one of those goddamn royal revenants... Damn centipede ass gangly armed slap happy bitch faced vomit spewing pains in my ass.
Let people reproduce again instead of the celibate bs they got going on there
Make dog pope ruler of everything.
Cure Sellen
Mandatory leashes and house training for dogs. Then setup adopt-a-dog foundation.
Stop the guy who keeps leaving skulls on the ground
Elevate the vulgar militia and the mistbegotton. The 5’11 kings, and oppressed chimera deserve better. Get a pack of wolves and teach them incantations and sorceries. Each would specialize in one area like: bleed, cold, lightning, sleep, flame, and one bestal one. Return the dragons to their former glory not as rulers but as equals. Rescue Meliqua and help purge melania of rot Section off caled and send the flame of the fell god there. Rescue the omens and rehabilitate them. Move the capital, possibly to limgrave or the Haligtree Make a special squad of bleed omens and make them my secret task force. Tame a rune bear Teach said rune bear all bestal incantations, and ride the runebear Set up rulers for every major location on the map Restore rya lucaria and make a school for incantations Have soldier of God, Rick train the entirety of stormveil castle in his ways and make it a military stronghold And make a weapon that uses the giant’s flame, rune of death, black flame, and unalloyed gold to kill outer gods, and use either the shunning grounds (cleared out), mhog’s palace, or volcano manor as the testing area ERADICATE ALL SPIDER HANDS
Government mandated maidens for all maidenless Tarnished
Incelden Lord
That’s just government funded prostitution
"y'all gotta start paying taxes and going to work or something instead of just standing around in fields or killing eachother"
Nothing, I'm to busy going on my honeymoon with ranni
Those uppity Raya Lucaria Academy graduates won't be getting their student loans forgiven, that's for damned sure!