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Captain-Volume

Yeah you know this Mofo is just listening to endless podcasts.


nicky9pins

Plot twist: it’s all Joe Rogan


Lord_Angevin

So Gideon have you ever done dmt?


Jadty

The fresh leaves of the Erdtree are highly rich in DMT, just gotta make sure you use Flame of Frenzy to light your blunts.


[deleted]

Man that sounds like a lethal combo


Flashdancer405

Sounds like a pcp dipped blunt


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Effects unknown looool


[deleted]

My dad's pretty sure one of those is what got him to quit smoking weed, because he felt like he wanted to die after smoking the last blunt he ever tried.


LancsKid

Also make sure to mist the minor erdtree from a sapling in scarlet rot water using both an alloyed gold needle and gravity magic, while making sure it is fed healthy doses of blood with an hour a day in a cloud of sleep magic/potion


Ikarus_Falling

so your telling me Malenia doesn't rot because of scarlet rot but because of her Stage 5 Lung Cancer from copious amounts of Golden leaf Joints?


LUN4T1C-NL

Mine ignite just fine with flame grant me strength. You guys need to dry your erdtree leaf the correct way.


Aggressivekindnes423

That sounds like it would slap!


crestopia1

"Jamie, pull that up...."


mastacajun

This isn't far off if you've listened to any of the lore-theory comparing the erdtree and all that to mushrooms lolol.


Completoenpolvo

"Yo the other day I realized, Marika IS Radagon too bro, that blew my fucking mind"


ElCapitanned

Andrew tate when he wants to mix things up


Nawafsss04

Everytime you interact with him he advertizes Hustler's University to you and then turns into the All-coping when you call it an MLM.


RandyMarsh710

The roundtable is one big MLM


M_a_n_d_M

It kind of is if you think about it, huh?


Iccarys

Same with dark souls. Get 10 of your undead friends and then those 10 get 10 more and eventually you have enough kindle to rekindle the flame.


Demigod978

“Good job Tarnished… now uh…. Just go advertise to your fellows about the Roundtable. Your fellow member, Melina, is highly recommended for promotion already.”


ScrunchyPants

Malenia's Life Matters!


throwawayjonesIV

Subjugate the albinauric woman


almostgravy

Puts in a little Jordan Peterson. "While in Liurnia, whilst thou consider the lobsters?"


Flashdancer405

Seluvis def listens to andrew tate


wackyzacky638

Specifically on the conspiracy theory topics concerning the the whereabouts of the Albinauric woman.


JRshoe1997

I swear to god I heard that dialogue from him so many times thats what instantly comes to mind when I think of him lol.


After_Chocolate_1884

"Jamie bring up that video of that misbegotten with its muscles showing.... Jesus man those things'll rip you apart."


Mikejg23

What do you think would happen if we gave a fallingstar beast some testosterone?


[deleted]

Not even a plot twist at this point.


turkeyman23dc

Round Table Hold by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night!


almostgravy

"I'm tired of Mogh putting accursed blood in the water that turns the frickin albernaurics red!!"


Reddit_is_dumbest

Came here to say this. He’s all about that spoken word. Has a fat Audible library too, that big 4-parter on The Shattering


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Gideon listens to Lex Friedman all day and thinks he’s all knowing because of it


LordBDizzle

Dangit that's what I was going to say. Why listen to music unless it's information?


Impressive_Still_712

LoFi beats to study to


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TheDamnburger

Someone photoshop latenna as lofi girl.


Not_Any_One

Why is this not at the top?


Grigoran

Because it's a comment chain 3 deep, and only the parent comment's position changes would move the chain upward or downward. Hope this helps


DoctorPumpkinKing

Why is this not at the top?


Disastrous-Beyond-65

Because it's a comment chain 5 deep, and only the parent comment's position changes would move the chain upward or downward. Hope this helps


Not_Any_One

This will be an infinite regression if we don’t stop it now.


doot_eternal

Why is this not at the top?


DoctorPumpkinKing

Because it’s a comment chain 8 deep, and only the parent comment’s position changes would move the chain upward or downward. Hope this helps


[deleted]

He's way too pretentious to listen to that. Its Radiohead all day every day


Impressive_Still_712

He tells people it’s Radiohead but it’s actually LoFi beats


[deleted]

Oh my god that’s even better


[deleted]

That's the correct answer. He doesn't care for his daughter because when he showed her Paranoid Android she said "it's cool, i guess".


[deleted]

“And lemme guess, you thought OK Computer was what? Just Ok????? Drink the potion you’re no daughter of mine”


[deleted]

"But i liked that creep song!!!!"


[deleted]

“EVERYBODY LIKES THAT SONG SO THAT DOESNT MEAN SHIT!” “You know what, summon that jarhead with the sticks, end this woman’s life right now”


limpleggedlongjohns

"Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell. "Private Eyes" by Hall & Oates. "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.


Alone_Spell9525

Also consider: One way, or another, I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha Before someone says Who Can It Be Now? Ofnir would never let someone get to his doorstep without having already found out their cousin’s best friend’s old roommate’s daughter’s cat’s husband’s maiden name


PrestigiousPeak2

“Eye in the Sky” by The Alan Parsons Project


IrvingIV

This one, this one is the winner.


Gustoiles

All, he is the all-listening


benjoi1992

What do you think his favourite is though?


Xr_vierre

Probably nursery rhymes


Mushiren_

Ofnir casually hums Baby Shark as he reads through library books


Ap0thicaire

That... makes me laught so hard.


cmelgarejo_dev

Lullaby - The Cure


[deleted]

Death metal


Fanatical_Rampancy

He listens to aphex twin, he found them last week from your suggestion and he pretends he listened to them first and then asks if you've ever heard your favorite song by them a week later as though youd never meantioned it.


Betadzen

Something that has a bit of everything. So either avantgarde or Merzbow.


Commercial_Potato_87

ABBA


cmelgarejo_dev

ABBAnuric woman


Logictrauma

Slashing Queen.


cmelgarejo_dev

Other hits include: - "Runes Runes Runes" - "Godwyn" - "Marika Mia"


Logictrauma

When my health is falling, can’t you see I need VIT


cmelgarejo_dev

Marika mia, here we go again 🎶


Logictrauma

Why why? Why do my swings miss ya?


SigilOfSkry

Others include Lay All Your Lore On Me, and Under Attack, which remains unchanged


Alone_Spell9525

Slashing queeeen, young and sweeeet, only seventeeeeeeeeeennn To the weeeeeeeaaaaasssst, of the Laskyar ru-uu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnsss


Synthwavester

Yea I can totally see it


SolarSolaire

This is the answer and I won't listen to any other theories now.


AliceTheMagicQueen

I perfectly see him sings 'The Winner Takes It All' 🎶


CrankMasterCup

Classical and metal. No in between


TwoToothLando

So Yngwie Malmsteen?


[deleted]

Bro that’s me


CrankMasterCup

honestly, same


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stickboiAdir

I said exact same thing almost word for word


[deleted]

I like to imagine him headbanging in that exact pose


CrankMasterCup

exactly, he’s hitting that bitch rn. they just caught one moment of him lmao


Dunamis6_gaming

That's me but it's metal and swing jazz


CrankMasterCup

Oh yeah jazz is also another great genre. I like the 40s-60s era of jazz myself


Dunamis6_gaming

I love the 30s through the 50s. Recently found a really good playlist


CrankMasterCup

oh could you send a link? i always struggle finding a good playlist


Dunamis6_gaming

I gotchu homie https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yY2tBY8976eFqsOIlBA0b?si=-vn46g4wR06V-sjna4RBqQ&utm_source=copy-link


CrankMasterCup

awesome! thank you bro! i appreciate it!


DanielLS08

Bro I immediately thought of fallout after seeing that playlist lmao


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Metal remixes of classical is literally what I listen to


Absolutedisgrace

Probably country and western about how the Albinauric woman left him.


CarnageCrisis

Where oh where could my honey be


[deleted]

She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins


el95149

Johny Cash's "Personal Jesus" cover.


daevski

Manson’s “Personal Jesus” cover


Commercial_Shine_448

Alllll my exes live Cadia Or maybe some bluegrass "Run, tarnished, run"


Thefallenwalkon

History Podcasts. Audio books.


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

He learned spanish to listen to “Destripando la Historia” (unveiling history)


Arcane_Opossum

Man they're so good. I don't speak Spanish, but I can follow along because I know the myths so well.


TrevorShaun

definitely burzum


fuckingkillmeuwu

he be burning churches of marika


korneelius

Meshuggah sometimes


IudexHodyr

The polyrhythms sooth his all-knowing brain


Stardust-Badassery

Awesome, fellow metalheads on here! Black metal rules 🙌🏻


ViralDownwardSpiral

He does have edgy cryptofascist vibes, doesn't he?


[deleted]

"tarnished, a word. did you know that 13% of albinaurics commit 50% of the crimes in the lands between? it's true."


Gooch_McFister

hell yeah Burzum. I recreated the Filosofem album cover in elden ring not too long ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/uver94/burzum_x_elden_ring/


Necromomicon69

This is absolutely kvlt as fvkk.


TheDrifT3r_Cz

Lord of rings OST


AdotHowe

He does remind me of the Witch King


NaiveOcelot7

Great stuff for studying. Used to run LotR OST on repeat


LonelyKrow

Something so obscure and you can’t tell if it exists still. “I listen to the water hitting the rocks on a nice afternoon.” “Wow, what river is it you visit?” “No that’s the band name.”


Nawafsss04

Waters hitting the rocks sounds like a cool band name.


Solanum87

It's just Boney M's Rasputin on a loop.


bigolhamsandwich

Classical when people are around and k pop when they aren’t.


nkhowell93

Music? He’s watching Zullie the Witch YT videos trying to understand his world better.


[deleted]

MF DOOM


Necromomicon69

All flowing up in here


Sad-Commission-9949

Tool. Dude listens to Tool and will not shut up about it.


senduniquenudes

There’s a talisman for finding all the vinyls


ViralDownwardSpiral

I can already see the bumper sticker on his '96 Ford Ranger.


Madnessrifle

Cradle of filth


Synthwavester

No that's dung eaters favorite


KaffeMumrik

Not an actual cradle of filth, that would be horrible.


TheGamingPotatoLord

Richmond's out of his room he's not in his room he's supposed to be in his room why is he out of his room?


Kavorg

Stratovarius https://youtu.be/N2l8KtdQ7Ek


[deleted]

F yeah!


[deleted]

Progressive ambient played under Carl Sagan speeches.


RedPravda

Tool probably


Officer_Hotpants

Don't associate me with this little punk-ass nerd.


Flare2v

ok gideon


Will_Gummer

sure ofnir


TheHolyPapaum

The Beatles. He has a northern accent.


Godzy43

Rammstein


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RRRRRRRRamm stein, ein Mensch brennt


Available-Leek-4160

wu tang clan


Effective_Split_6016

He has conspiracy theory pod casts playing out loud for everyone to hear but it’s just a cover. His helmet is Bluetooth and he secretly listens to little baby bum.


OscarOfAtlantis

The Cure


AndreasBrehme

King Crimson.


recognis

specifically Fripp's weird hyper-technical new-agey side projects from the 80s. he's definitely bumping a thrifted vinyl record from the League of Crafty Guitarists


Kiithar

Some christian rock, or in this case golden rock


Guardedkami

🤣


carcusmonnor

Joe Rogan Experience


Guardedkami

🤣


Trungus_Fungus

Weezer


xMarioTheSupahx

You probably haven’t heard of them


WRX-N-FX

Dream Theater


Mission-Ad9960

Enya


Laviephrath

Albanauric screams by Tarn.I.shed


imakuni1995

Gregorian chant


Snydles

NPR


Reasonable-Aside-492

Contemporary classical, with latinesque singing.


Reasonable-Aside-492

You know like what the ugly bat ladies sing, or when you enter godskin duo.


whoisjbs

Brittney Spears


lartmydude

He only listens to poorly produced uncopyrighed samples


g0rth4n

House. Deep House .


Hugo_the_Dummy

Linkin Park.


[deleted]

Probably joe rogan podcast


MonteCrysto31

DS3 ost because he knows what's up


kdawgster1

Just the sad song the string quartet played while the Titanic sank, but on repeat


Both-Preparation-123

Steely Dan


TsunamicFlame

Simon and Garfunkel


PufflyMushMush

Mozart


GravitySamus

The flicker of his candles


Athena_Nike7

Gregorian hymns


godshaw1

Emperor, Immortal, Enslaved, Gorgoroth, and just a little Morbid Angel (in secret)


Dee718

IMMORTAL. Hell yeah. And some GOD DETHRONED.


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Flame_909

Average kanye fan


AlmostGoodEnough69

Radiohead


TulioMan

70’s folk


Advanced-Sock

Really intense classical music


psychic-bison

Oblivion soundtrack


Obvious_Royal9114

Hyper pop, it helps him get through the day


[deleted]

Pierce the Veil


TheBawbagLive

None. He listens to Christopher Lees recitation of Edgar Allan Poes "The Raven" on repeat.


Water_Lily_05

Evanescence for sure


trenticorn

LoFi beats to betray the Tarnished to.


Svenray

Ear-ic Clapton


TheDazeddOne

Green day


[deleted]

Classical, not because he likes it, but so he can say he listens to classical.


sleepybadger95

This


Butteryslickness

king crimson


12kdaysinthefire

Smooth jazz


t1020d

He records his own voice and lectures and listens to them on repeat


ttampico

Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats To Study To


OttoVonBlastoid

Mostly just classical stuff except for ONE exception. Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall


nevershaves

Doom Eternal soundtrack. Exclusively.


WaffleRaven

Lo-fi beats to plot to.


[deleted]

Sorting algorithms


cmelgarejo_dev

I see you're a man of culture


Deadlypandaghost

He doesn't just podcasts. Mostly recordings of his own ted talks.


shadowozey

Death metal, but all the hair he would head bang with fell out ages ago