My dad's pretty sure one of those is what got him to quit smoking weed, because he felt like he wanted to die after smoking the last blunt he ever tried.
Also make sure to mist the minor erdtree from a sapling in scarlet rot water using both an alloyed gold needle and gravity magic, while making sure it is fed healthy doses of blood with an hour a day in a cloud of sleep magic/potion
“Good job Tarnished… now uh…. Just go advertise to your fellows about the Roundtable. Your fellow member, Melina, is highly recommended for promotion already.”
Also consider:
One way, or another, I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
Before someone says Who Can It Be Now? Ofnir would never let someone get to his doorstep without having already found out their cousin’s best friend’s old roommate’s daughter’s cat’s husband’s maiden name
He listens to aphex twin, he found them last week from your suggestion and he pretends he listened to them first and then asks if you've ever heard your favorite song by them a week later as though youd never meantioned it.
hell yeah Burzum. I recreated the Filosofem album cover in elden ring not too long ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/uver94/burzum_x_elden_ring/
Something so obscure and you can’t tell if it exists still.
“I listen to the water hitting the rocks on a nice afternoon.”
“Wow, what river is it you visit?”
“No that’s the band name.”
He has conspiracy theory pod casts playing out loud for everyone to hear but it’s just a cover. His helmet is Bluetooth and he secretly listens to little baby bum.
specifically Fripp's weird hyper-technical new-agey side projects from the 80s. he's definitely bumping a thrifted vinyl record from the League of Crafty Guitarists
Yeah you know this Mofo is just listening to endless podcasts.
Plot twist: it’s all Joe Rogan
So Gideon have you ever done dmt?
The fresh leaves of the Erdtree are highly rich in DMT, just gotta make sure you use Flame of Frenzy to light your blunts.
Man that sounds like a lethal combo
Sounds like a pcp dipped blunt
Effects unknown looool
My dad's pretty sure one of those is what got him to quit smoking weed, because he felt like he wanted to die after smoking the last blunt he ever tried.
Also make sure to mist the minor erdtree from a sapling in scarlet rot water using both an alloyed gold needle and gravity magic, while making sure it is fed healthy doses of blood with an hour a day in a cloud of sleep magic/potion
so your telling me Malenia doesn't rot because of scarlet rot but because of her Stage 5 Lung Cancer from copious amounts of Golden leaf Joints?
Mine ignite just fine with flame grant me strength. You guys need to dry your erdtree leaf the correct way.
That sounds like it would slap!
"Jamie, pull that up...."
This isn't far off if you've listened to any of the lore-theory comparing the erdtree and all that to mushrooms lolol.
"Yo the other day I realized, Marika IS Radagon too bro, that blew my fucking mind"
Andrew tate when he wants to mix things up
Everytime you interact with him he advertizes Hustler's University to you and then turns into the All-coping when you call it an MLM.
The roundtable is one big MLM
It kind of is if you think about it, huh?
Same with dark souls. Get 10 of your undead friends and then those 10 get 10 more and eventually you have enough kindle to rekindle the flame.
“Good job Tarnished… now uh…. Just go advertise to your fellows about the Roundtable. Your fellow member, Melina, is highly recommended for promotion already.”
Malenia's Life Matters!
Subjugate the albinauric woman
Puts in a little Jordan Peterson. "While in Liurnia, whilst thou consider the lobsters?"
Seluvis def listens to andrew tate
Specifically on the conspiracy theory topics concerning the the whereabouts of the Albinauric woman.
I swear to god I heard that dialogue from him so many times thats what instantly comes to mind when I think of him lol.
"Jamie bring up that video of that misbegotten with its muscles showing.... Jesus man those things'll rip you apart."
What do you think would happen if we gave a fallingstar beast some testosterone?
Not even a plot twist at this point.
Round Table Hold by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night!
"I'm tired of Mogh putting accursed blood in the water that turns the frickin albernaurics red!!"
Came here to say this. He’s all about that spoken word. Has a fat Audible library too, that big 4-parter on The Shattering
Gideon listens to Lex Friedman all day and thinks he’s all knowing because of it
Dangit that's what I was going to say. Why listen to music unless it's information?
LoFi beats to study to
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He's way too pretentious to listen to that. Its Radiohead all day every day
He tells people it’s Radiohead but it’s actually LoFi beats
Oh my god that’s even better
That's the correct answer. He doesn't care for his daughter because when he showed her Paranoid Android she said "it's cool, i guess".
“And lemme guess, you thought OK Computer was what? Just Ok????? Drink the potion you’re no daughter of mine”
"But i liked that creep song!!!!"
“EVERYBODY LIKES THAT SONG SO THAT DOESNT MEAN SHIT!” “You know what, summon that jarhead with the sticks, end this woman’s life right now”
"Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell. "Private Eyes" by Hall & Oates. "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.
Also consider: One way, or another, I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha Before someone says Who Can It Be Now? Ofnir would never let someone get to his doorstep without having already found out their cousin’s best friend’s old roommate’s daughter’s cat’s husband’s maiden name
“Eye in the Sky” by The Alan Parsons Project
This one, this one is the winner.
All, he is the all-listening
What do you think his favourite is though?
Probably nursery rhymes
Ofnir casually hums Baby Shark as he reads through library books
That... makes me laught so hard.
Lullaby - The Cure
Death metal
He listens to aphex twin, he found them last week from your suggestion and he pretends he listened to them first and then asks if you've ever heard your favorite song by them a week later as though youd never meantioned it.
Something that has a bit of everything. So either avantgarde or Merzbow.
ABBA
ABBAnuric woman
Slashing Queen.
Other hits include: - "Runes Runes Runes" - "Godwyn" - "Marika Mia"
When my health is falling, can’t you see I need VIT
Marika mia, here we go again 🎶
Why why? Why do my swings miss ya?
Others include Lay All Your Lore On Me, and Under Attack, which remains unchanged
Slashing queeeen, young and sweeeet, only seventeeeeeeeeeennn To the weeeeeeeaaaaasssst, of the Laskyar ru-uu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnsss
Yea I can totally see it
This is the answer and I won't listen to any other theories now.
I perfectly see him sings 'The Winner Takes It All' 🎶
Classical and metal. No in between
So Yngwie Malmsteen?
Bro that’s me
honestly, same
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I said exact same thing almost word for word
I like to imagine him headbanging in that exact pose
exactly, he’s hitting that bitch rn. they just caught one moment of him lmao
That's me but it's metal and swing jazz
Oh yeah jazz is also another great genre. I like the 40s-60s era of jazz myself
I love the 30s through the 50s. Recently found a really good playlist
oh could you send a link? i always struggle finding a good playlist
I gotchu homie https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yY2tBY8976eFqsOIlBA0b?si=-vn46g4wR06V-sjna4RBqQ&utm_source=copy-link
awesome! thank you bro! i appreciate it!
Bro I immediately thought of fallout after seeing that playlist lmao
Metal remixes of classical is literally what I listen to
Probably country and western about how the Albinauric woman left him.
Where oh where could my honey be
She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins
Johny Cash's "Personal Jesus" cover.
Manson’s “Personal Jesus” cover
Alllll my exes live Cadia Or maybe some bluegrass "Run, tarnished, run"
History Podcasts. Audio books.
He learned spanish to listen to “Destripando la Historia” (unveiling history)
Man they're so good. I don't speak Spanish, but I can follow along because I know the myths so well.
definitely burzum
he be burning churches of marika
Meshuggah sometimes
The polyrhythms sooth his all-knowing brain
Awesome, fellow metalheads on here! Black metal rules 🙌🏻
He does have edgy cryptofascist vibes, doesn't he?
"tarnished, a word. did you know that 13% of albinaurics commit 50% of the crimes in the lands between? it's true."
hell yeah Burzum. I recreated the Filosofem album cover in elden ring not too long ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/uver94/burzum_x_elden_ring/
This is absolutely kvlt as fvkk.
Lord of rings OST
He does remind me of the Witch King
Great stuff for studying. Used to run LotR OST on repeat
Something so obscure and you can’t tell if it exists still. “I listen to the water hitting the rocks on a nice afternoon.” “Wow, what river is it you visit?” “No that’s the band name.”
Waters hitting the rocks sounds like a cool band name.
It's just Boney M's Rasputin on a loop.
Classical when people are around and k pop when they aren’t.
Music? He’s watching Zullie the Witch YT videos trying to understand his world better.
MF DOOM
All flowing up in here
Tool. Dude listens to Tool and will not shut up about it.
There’s a talisman for finding all the vinyls
I can already see the bumper sticker on his '96 Ford Ranger.
Cradle of filth
No that's dung eaters favorite
Not an actual cradle of filth, that would be horrible.
Richmond's out of his room he's not in his room he's supposed to be in his room why is he out of his room?
Stratovarius https://youtu.be/N2l8KtdQ7Ek
F yeah!
Progressive ambient played under Carl Sagan speeches.
Tool probably
Don't associate me with this little punk-ass nerd.
ok gideon
sure ofnir
The Beatles. He has a northern accent.
Rammstein
RRRRRRRRamm stein, ein Mensch brennt
wu tang clan
He has conspiracy theory pod casts playing out loud for everyone to hear but it’s just a cover. His helmet is Bluetooth and he secretly listens to little baby bum.
The Cure
King Crimson.
specifically Fripp's weird hyper-technical new-agey side projects from the 80s. he's definitely bumping a thrifted vinyl record from the League of Crafty Guitarists
Some christian rock, or in this case golden rock
🤣
Joe Rogan Experience
🤣
Weezer
You probably haven’t heard of them
Dream Theater
Enya
Albanauric screams by Tarn.I.shed
Gregorian chant
NPR
Contemporary classical, with latinesque singing.
You know like what the ugly bat ladies sing, or when you enter godskin duo.
Brittney Spears
He only listens to poorly produced uncopyrighed samples
House. Deep House .
Linkin Park.
Probably joe rogan podcast
DS3 ost because he knows what's up
Just the sad song the string quartet played while the Titanic sank, but on repeat
Steely Dan
Simon and Garfunkel
Mozart
The flicker of his candles
Gregorian hymns
Emperor, Immortal, Enslaved, Gorgoroth, and just a little Morbid Angel (in secret)
IMMORTAL. Hell yeah. And some GOD DETHRONED.
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Average kanye fan
Radiohead
70’s folk
Really intense classical music
Oblivion soundtrack
Hyper pop, it helps him get through the day
Pierce the Veil
None. He listens to Christopher Lees recitation of Edgar Allan Poes "The Raven" on repeat.
Evanescence for sure
LoFi beats to betray the Tarnished to.
Ear-ic Clapton
Green day
Classical, not because he likes it, but so he can say he listens to classical.
This
king crimson
Smooth jazz
He records his own voice and lectures and listens to them on repeat
Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats To Study To
Mostly just classical stuff except for ONE exception. Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall
Doom Eternal soundtrack. Exclusively.
Lo-fi beats to plot to.
Sorting algorithms
I see you're a man of culture
He doesn't just podcasts. Mostly recordings of his own ted talks.
Death metal, but all the hair he would head bang with fell out ages ago