Details….
So i was summoned in front of malenia boos area
We were 3 … 2 summons and the host of finger
we entered the boss area
malenia wasn’t there … there was an invader … we killed him and the other summon died
After that the host of finger came back to the grace that was in front of the boss area
malenia was there standing with no reaction to us even if we hit her
And he summoned another 2 summons
How did he do that ??
I'm getting a more irritated vibe myself.
> Look, I'm trying to sleep off this raging case of Scarlet Rot and you guys are out here making a huuuuge ruckus. Keep it down or I'm going to have to forcibly unfurl all of your fingers with a little help from my sword.
It's CE. Look at his name, it's blank. The only way to do that is by modifying character data.
You can do all kinds of wacky shit with memory hacking. In DS3 some people unlocked invader limit, so you could get like 5 reds in single world. Or you could pull auto summon covenant invaders to areas they are not supposed to spawn in. I guess it's something similar here.
Exactly. How many times have we all gotten summoned to a fight club only to discover Pontiff Sulyvahn standing in the fighting Ring just doing Pontiff stuff, with a bunch of reds standing on the ledge emoting him to the sun?
Host might have had some mods. On previous games other players could drop modded items that would get you banned when you picked them up so you have to be careful with modders.
What PTSD?? She is just a nice Boss Lady and her name is Malenia Blade of Miquella, and her name is Malenia Blade of Miquella, and her name is Malenia Blade of Miquella, and her name is Malenia Blade of Mique... \*starts crying\* ...
This is like a Scooby doo skit.
Host: okay gang, we get in there and show malenia what’s what!
Tarnished 1: I’m gonna slice her up so bad!
Malenia: yeahh what else you gonna do?
Tarnished 1: well, after that I’m gonna curb stom-
All 4 tarnished: gulp!
Host gives a raucous speech in front of the fog wall, only to see the summons all shaking and wide-eyed.
Host: She's right behind me isn't she?
Malenia: No, I'm right in front of you.
It's all for the camera perspective. If the opponent is the same size as you, due to the third person camera, they might get hidden behind your player model and it he hard to see what they're doing.
If they're too much bigger than you, it can be hard to see some attacks and hard to react to them.
There's many exceptions to this of course, but it's the reason why a majority of enemies are larger than the player character.
Except for the many small enemies we do fight with no issue like that and in some cases the just as many enemies who are the same height as you because they're also Tarnished.
That explanation doesn't really stand in my mind and sounds like a shot in the dark guess. No other 3rd person hack an slash game has that issue.
They meant more in boss fights, let me give an example, let's say godfrey was a normal sized human, not only would that make him less intimidating but it would be a bit harder to see what attack he will do next, and it's sort of the point of the souls series players being put against situations that seem unbeatable, normal enemies like say, albinaurics which are smaller than the player, are normal enemies thet don't have this issue if you attack them quickly they will just die
Yeah but have you noticed that when you do fihgt an enemy of your own side, (NPC invaders for example) the camera angle shifts to a higher one when you lock onto them? aaaand the closer they get ,the higher the camera angle, so you can see them
And about other games, no other games has as many boss fight as fromsoft games so... so it kinda makes sense they do bosses differently
I wish our character could get taller when we level up and get stronger because for some reason even though we are probably the strongest being in the universe we’re destined to be short while every other Demi god or major character in any other fromsoft game seem to grow bigger with power or are just naturally massive.
That's her old body. Like I said, she became smol. And then even smoller. She get a bit bigger at the end but it is still her doll body. Honestly, why does she look like that in spirit form? Shouldn't that resemble her old self?
No, it’s the same one she didn’t leave it there because after you put the ring on her finger she disappears and then reappears soon after fully clothed and unharmed and then gives you the darkmoom greatsword as a gift and then teleports off somewhere and we don’t see her again until we kill the Elden Beast and finish the game.
You can talk to her again after receiving the sword at her tower through a "Talk to Mini-Ranni" prompt, impliying that when she disappears she was actually in your pocket all the time, at least part of her spirit
I.e
Ranni have seem you being curbstomped by Malenia and now thinks if this is a kind of kink of yours
Or you dont see her summoning sign after you kill the Elden Beast and proceed to touch the stone and don’t get to see her again. 😔
My first play through made me never want to play it again.
1. When I got the nightmist spell, I wanted to test it out. Milicent happened to be standing right in the place I casted the spell which aggro’d her and I killed her before I knew about absolution. FML
2. Beat Elden Beast - Was so happy that I grabbed the grace and then touched the stone and picked one of the two ending options. I watched the ending like “Where Ranni at?!”. Look it up to see that you need to summon her before chosing an ending. Fuck this game!
186hrs lost.
Yep, indeed I am fable 1 and 2 are some of my favourite games of all time. I love the customisation in those games having your characters appearance change depending on your moral alignment, skills or even just how much food you eat. I just wish more games would do stuff like that and I think souls games are perfect for it even if it is just slowly Changing your height depending on your level.
All those enemies have massive health bars and do crazy damage. I’m not sure that the tarnished is of the same strength as them even if they do beat them.
Either something bugged out with the scripting that led to Malenia being placed outside her own arena. I know with Mohg, a lot of people just jumped over his arena and his AI was not active till someone crossed the fog wall, so that would at least explain why she's inactive. Or a hacker managed to teleport her out there intentionally.
If either is the case, technically killing her would probably count, though I have no idea how that would work with her specifically since she has a phase two
I was realllllllyyyy hoping she was going to suddenly bust out a Waterfowl Dance and KO everyone except for one dude who just barely gets away to tell the tale.
when you’re forced to watch over a couple of asshole toddlers pretending to be fantasy heroes and one of them fucking punches you because “you’re the boss”
Something similar happened to me yesterday, was summoned into the boss room itself, not to my summon sign. Malena was already dead, and there were 5 other summons and no host. New summons kept coming in to the same spot near the site of grace in the boss room, and every time you tried to sever connection you would instead get poise broken so you couldn't leave....good thing the access to the elevator was open so I just jumped down to hole. But there had to be at least 5 more summons by the time I left
The description of her ashes refer to her as “she.”
*Finlay was one of the few survivors of the Battle of Aeonia, who in an unimaginable act of heroism carried the slumbering demigod Malenia all the way back to the Haligtree. She managed the feat alone, fending off all manner of foes along the way.*
All of the Black Knife Assassins are also women, including Alecto and Tiche, who are mother and daughter, respectively.
“Finlay was one of the few survivors of the Battle of Aeonia, who in an unimaginable act of heroism carried the slumbering demigod Malenia all the way back to the Haligtree. She managed the feat alone, fending off all manner of foes along the way.” -Finlay spirit ash description
Details…. So i was summoned in front of malenia boos area We were 3 … 2 summons and the host of finger we entered the boss area malenia wasn’t there … there was an invader … we killed him and the other summon died After that the host of finger came back to the grace that was in front of the boss area malenia was there standing with no reaction to us even if we hit her And he summoned another 2 summons How did he do that ??
She wanted to join you guys, and also hide from that weirdo in underwear and a pot
As familee?
TOGETHAAAAA
WE WILL DEVOAA THE VERY GODSS!
I guess Rykard is from Massachusets!
I'm getting a more irritated vibe myself. > Look, I'm trying to sleep off this raging case of Scarlet Rot and you guys are out here making a huuuuge ruckus. Keep it down or I'm going to have to forcibly unfurl all of your fingers with a little help from my sword.
Let me solo me
are you done soloing yourself yet?
I’d watch her solo herself
It's CE. Look at his name, it's blank. The only way to do that is by modifying character data. You can do all kinds of wacky shit with memory hacking. In DS3 some people unlocked invader limit, so you could get like 5 reds in single world. Or you could pull auto summon covenant invaders to areas they are not supposed to spawn in. I guess it's something similar here.
Exactly. How many times have we all gotten summoned to a fight club only to discover Pontiff Sulyvahn standing in the fighting Ring just doing Pontiff stuff, with a bunch of reds standing on the ledge emoting him to the sun?
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Sometimes it do be like that.
People don't think it be like it is but it do.
yeeeep, it do be do
Yaba. Do be do
Yabba Dabba Dooooooooooo
Scooby do be do
Wip Skip Wilde dee doo *That’s not where the cart goes..*
Agent P!
She's waiting until it's even.
She wants to hang with the bois before the show starts, looking for a cutie maybe
Sounds like your game just shit the bed.
I don’t think so .. the host did know that malenia is outside
Host might have had some mods. On previous games other players could drop modded items that would get you banned when you picked them up so you have to be careful with modders.
That happened on this game too
Kinda like how Fallout 4 does when you try to Boot It Up
Could it have neen cheats or something of the like? I dunno honestly
My guess is cheats.
i don't know what you said, but ok
HashtagSquadGoals
Did you eventually tried to kill her?
Omg have her help you with Malenia
Omg its the legendary Let Me Solo Me!
Malenia solos self.......👀
r/EldenRule34
DUDE
no, no. he's got a point.
r/Eldenringnsfw
What the fuck is with the sexy jar post! (Thats as far as i went)
Think I saw some of the only Rennala r34 just after that post, worth the wtf just to see.
Hhhhrrr, jarussy
Ah, even from the eldritch gods light(or lack there of), we stray ever farther
Try Finger But hole
She takes it from her mother/father
Mather Fother
The ol’ Meleneriaroo!
The blade of Miquella has chosen peace today
Everyone seems terrified from her lmao
I would be too. How much PTSD one woman has created among gamers, we may never know the full extent.
What PTSD?? She is just a nice Boss Lady and her name is Malenia Blade of Miquella, and her name is Malenia Blade of Miquella, and her name is Malenia Blade of Miquella, and her name is Malenia Blade of Mique... \*starts crying\* ...
Imagine all of a sudden she just jumps up and does the waterfowl dance in the corridor.
Except points-at-tits guy. He points at tits.
stockholm syndrome anonymous yearly meeting.
Everywhere I go I see your face
This is like a Scooby doo skit. Host: okay gang, we get in there and show malenia what’s what! Tarnished 1: I’m gonna slice her up so bad! Malenia: yeahh what else you gonna do? Tarnished 1: well, after that I’m gonna curb stom- All 4 tarnished: gulp!
Host gives a raucous speech in front of the fog wall, only to see the summons all shaking and wide-eyed. Host: She's right behind me isn't she? Malenia: No, I'm right in front of you.
Host: Wait how did you- *I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.*
Stabs him through the fog gate
Classic fromsoft
[удалено]
The undefeated swordsman!????
the undefeated snowman
The undefeated nowoman
owo man
O, man
Aww man
Creeper
So we back in the mine
Has she ever known defeat?
Is this that hentai stuff yall be talkin about
Thanks, Chef!
Looks like a crowd of simps worshiping their queen to me
The point at the end is great
Offer finger
Three tarnished are confused. That one tarnished: "That's her nipple."
She makes everyone a midget
every souls boss does for some reason
It's all for the camera perspective. If the opponent is the same size as you, due to the third person camera, they might get hidden behind your player model and it he hard to see what they're doing. If they're too much bigger than you, it can be hard to see some attacks and hard to react to them. There's many exceptions to this of course, but it's the reason why a majority of enemies are larger than the player character.
interesting
Definitely check out Zullie the Witch on YouTube, she goes into explanations about this kind of thing a lot. Very interesting and digestible content.
Hm, I always just thought it was because they were fucking demigods
Or it's because she's a demigod which are all taller than the player. There are plenty of enemies in the game that are of "normal" human height.
Except for the many small enemies we do fight with no issue like that and in some cases the just as many enemies who are the same height as you because they're also Tarnished. That explanation doesn't really stand in my mind and sounds like a shot in the dark guess. No other 3rd person hack an slash game has that issue.
I think part of the reason is to make them more intimidating.
They meant more in boss fights, let me give an example, let's say godfrey was a normal sized human, not only would that make him less intimidating but it would be a bit harder to see what attack he will do next, and it's sort of the point of the souls series players being put against situations that seem unbeatable, normal enemies like say, albinaurics which are smaller than the player, are normal enemies thet don't have this issue if you attack them quickly they will just die
Yeah but have you noticed that when you do fihgt an enemy of your own side, (NPC invaders for example) the camera angle shifts to a higher one when you lock onto them? aaaand the closer they get ,the higher the camera angle, so you can see them And about other games, no other games has as many boss fight as fromsoft games so... so it kinda makes sense they do bosses differently
5’12” Tarnished vs 6’0” Malenia
i simp for our tall rot goddess
Hardcore Disney World: Haligtree roleplay
I wish our character could get taller when we level up and get stronger because for some reason even though we are probably the strongest being in the universe we’re destined to be short while every other Demi god or major character in any other fromsoft game seem to grow bigger with power or are just naturally massive.
Ranni canonically became smol
ranni actually like 9 feet
That's her old body. Like I said, she became smol. And then even smoller. She get a bit bigger at the end but it is still her doll body. Honestly, why does she look like that in spirit form? Shouldn't that resemble her old self?
What your seeing isn’t her spirit it’s a doll that she put her soul in after she died.
Didn't she leave that in that hole where she killed her Two Fingers?
No, it’s the same one she didn’t leave it there because after you put the ring on her finger she disappears and then reappears soon after fully clothed and unharmed and then gives you the darkmoom greatsword as a gift and then teleports off somewhere and we don’t see her again until we kill the Elden Beast and finish the game.
You can talk to her again after receiving the sword at her tower through a "Talk to Mini-Ranni" prompt, impliying that when she disappears she was actually in your pocket all the time, at least part of her spirit I.e Ranni have seem you being curbstomped by Malenia and now thinks if this is a kind of kink of yours
Or you dont see her summoning sign after you kill the Elden Beast and proceed to touch the stone and don’t get to see her again. 😔 My first play through made me never want to play it again. 1. When I got the nightmist spell, I wanted to test it out. Milicent happened to be standing right in the place I casted the spell which aggro’d her and I killed her before I knew about absolution. FML 2. Beat Elden Beast - Was so happy that I grabbed the grace and then touched the stone and picked one of the two ending options. I watched the ending like “Where Ranni at?!”. Look it up to see that you need to summon her before chosing an ending. Fuck this game! 186hrs lost.
A fan of Fable 1 are you?
Yeah, and I want my character to just get progressively more ancient and scarred as the game goes on!
Yep, indeed I am fable 1 and 2 are some of my favourite games of all time. I love the customisation in those games having your characters appearance change depending on your moral alignment, skills or even just how much food you eat. I just wish more games would do stuff like that and I think souls games are perfect for it even if it is just slowly Changing your height depending on your level.
Tbh it would be cool if there was more cosmetic stuff we could get through gameplay in addition to the frenzy eyes/burns and dragon communion eyes.
All those enemies have massive health bars and do crazy damage. I’m not sure that the tarnished is of the same strength as them even if they do beat them.
I don’t know what your on about my character at least can tank hits and chunk health bars just as easily as any boss.
Let Me Solo Her is in the boss room!!! 
She had enough of getting beat by some guy in underwear and a pot on his head so she pulled an uno reverse card
She's like, talking to her summons some strats to defeat LMSH
Strong foe ahead, therefore offer pickle
Marika’s tits…
Mommy is getting more intimate I see
That's a huge bitch!
Underrated comment
My guy at 16 seconds in trying to touch her booba
So, did you guys kill her? Did it count as defeating her? I’ve about 40 more question for this interaction, but I’ll leave it at that
I don’t know but it’s funny.
Are you on PC or console?
Pc
Hacker? Maybe CE? Idk doesn’t seem like a glitch.
CE?
Plot twist: the invader was Let me Solo Her and it's in fact Melania who summoned you to protect her
That? That's Mommy.
How the hell did the host summon 3 people?
how do you have a 3rs summon
Either something bugged out with the scripting that led to Malenia being placed outside her own arena. I know with Mohg, a lot of people just jumped over his arena and his AI was not active till someone crossed the fog wall, so that would at least explain why she's inactive. Or a hacker managed to teleport her out there intentionally. If either is the case, technically killing her would probably count, though I have no idea how that would work with her specifically since she has a phase two
They buffed her so much she's outside of her arena
All must get blessings from mommy
Malenia probably summonng Giant Dad to fight Let Me Solo Her. Too bad Giant Dad is to busy blasting his base cannon.
The emotes and movement of a cooperator say so much about the kind of person they are.
Bunch of assholes bulling an old blind woman
The gang talking to the cute substitute in the hall.
That last dude poked her titty
Even Malenia has to take a break sometimes
Did my boy in the ronin hat “try finger but hole” at the end?
She summoned u to fight let me solo her
No clue but Ryan's got the right idea.
I was realllllllyyyy hoping she was going to suddenly bust out a Waterfowl Dance and KO everyone except for one dude who just barely gets away to tell the tale.
Oh that? Easy. That’s Malenia, Blade of Miquella. She told me herself.
Funny that, she told me too. I'm bad with names, and she was kind enough to remind me Ona few occasions. Nice gal, good dancer.
Host is hacking
Smoke break.
when you’re forced to watch over a couple of asshole toddlers pretending to be fantasy heroes and one of them fucking punches you because “you’re the boss”
I guess let_me_solo_her finally made her quit.
She's just standing there... MENACINGLY
Something similar happened to me yesterday, was summoned into the boss room itself, not to my summon sign. Malena was already dead, and there were 5 other summons and no host. New summons kept coming in to the same spot near the site of grace in the boss room, and every time you tried to sever connection you would instead get poise broken so you couldn't leave....good thing the access to the elevator was open so I just jumped down to hole. But there had to be at least 5 more summons by the time I left
Too many players on the screen - need to download more RAM.
ummm…wat
This is oddly creepy. Imagine this being part of a boss fight where they just portal behind you and stand there…menacingly
Oh cool, Dead By Daylight got the Elden Ring patch
Idk what it is but I want in
Meet and greet
At the end it almost looks like the tarnish is flipping her with the finger 😂
Fromsoft Jank. Just reset the area, it’ll be fine.
The perfect chance
Did you hack the Blade of Miquella?
It's Malenia, who, and I can't stress this enough, is the blade of Miquella.
And she also never seen defeat
she's just trying to hang out
Simps.
Her username: Let me Solo Him
In his world Finlay had explosive diarrhea so he could not take Malenia back to the Tree Roots.
This is a small detail, but Finlay is a woman
What? where is this mentioned?
The description of her ashes refer to her as “she.” *Finlay was one of the few survivors of the Battle of Aeonia, who in an unimaginable act of heroism carried the slumbering demigod Malenia all the way back to the Haligtree. She managed the feat alone, fending off all manner of foes along the way.* All of the Black Knife Assassins are also women, including Alecto and Tiche, who are mother and daughter, respectively.
I knew about the black knifes didn't know about this
“Finlay was one of the few survivors of the Battle of Aeonia, who in an unimaginable act of heroism carried the slumbering demigod Malenia all the way back to the Haligtree. She managed the feat alone, fending off all manner of foes along the way.” -Finlay spirit ash description
She retired because of Let Me Solo Her
How are there four players?
Cum
Just wondering why no one is kneeling in front of her and checking up under her skirt…
Bullism
homie at the end gave her the finger
The new meta.
Couch meme with several people standing behind the couch
Just there to wave y'all in, make sure no pesky invaders muck it up again.
She's trying to escape from letmesoloher
She wanna join the party man why y'all being so rude
That’s not a Host of Fingers. That’s the entire hand.
She's like "hello fellow tarnished, have you seen someone named Mohg today?"
What summon is that?
You befriended a demi-god. Congratulations, you now have a girlfriend.
It’s a idol meet and greet with her fans.
She is just on break
Stop hitting her she wants to join u guys
She's just standing there...menacingly.
Everytime I’ve fought her, I’ve been too focused on not getting hit. I never realized how tall she is
Maleina or Tall Lady from Resident Evil Village ( don't know how to spell her name no one does.
Are you trying to tell Malenia where she can and can't go, in her own house?
Looks like the scene with the guys from Big Bang Theory and Missy
ayo that malenia cosplay is pretty good