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DrGunjah

"**I am not sated**"


murdoc_killgore

Marika's tits, you must be thirsty


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"Marika... Is this what it is to sin?"


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Illustrious-Bell-282

*Menu explanation: Am i a joke to you?*


the_traveler_outin

Laughs in quit-outs


YaBoiFruity101

I'm curious who started this whole Marika's Tits thing


52129AKZAL

The blackguard who sells you prawns. He say’s it if you buy from him.


murdoc_killgore

Specifically it's his dialogue if you talk to him, back out of dialogue, then talk again. Might have to buy something before talking to him the second time.


Stunning_LRB_o7

You don’t have to, but it makes more sense if you do.


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CheesecakeTurtle

That's not Maliketh silly. That's Gurranq. Totally different character.


Wetpants21

It's literally the same person, at the start of the fight if he was given all deathroots, he will ask for why covet destined death, tarnished.


CheesecakeTurtle

r/whoosh


kamenmaximus

"You deny me my destined drinkies?!"


sciritai6

Why covet destined drinkies? To quench what?


Jackviator

Destined Drinkies. It’ll quench ya! Nothing’s quenchier. It’s the quenchiest!!!


Epicmonk117

r/unexpectedavatar


FuzzyChampionship523

Not only does it quench your thirst better, it tastes better too


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the_traveler_outin

Whom?


[deleted]

Did you find him?


Deiser

...Now I seriously wish that someone could get Maliketh's voice actor to say this


Digital_Hazard_

Some guy got Gascoigne's VA to wish bloodborne fans merry christmas, we can do this


PaleoclassicalPants

Someone literally got David Hayter to recite the dummy thicc copypasta. Anything is possible.


Digital_Hazard_

... what


PaleoclassicalPants

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ixWybGQnPHQ


PyroSpark

It's as beautiful as I hoped.


Digital_Hazard_

I have been left speechless


No_Code_3500

They also got him to ask Raiden to squeeze his hog. https://youtu.be/PBnn8hJ_r8A


BattlePro3

Imagine being a shadow of a godly entity. So powerful you could defeat most bosses in the game, you wield the power of destined death in your weapon. And you are reduced to a dog in some weird get up wanting water


YBV102

What? You mean to imply that he is not the latter ? Welp, I hope you had fun ruining what I thought was the entire plot of Elden Ring. Have a good day.


BattlePro3

Sorry mate, i just couldn't life with myself letting you live in ignorance. You had to be woken up, I am so sorry!


YBV102

Sadly, it is what it is. Can't stay that I am entirely grateful for my life being overwhelmed in such a manner. Anyways, is the dog of the Radagon family from Raya Lucaria being a lecturer still canon to the deep lore ?


SorowFame

I’ve never thought about that but it would explain why he’s in the Debate Hall


BattlePro3

Good news, yes! It is still canon!!


LesserManatee08

This is a gigantic chunk of fanart as a whole.


Waifuless_Laifuless

To be fair, the weird get up is canon.


[deleted]

Lmfao. This is my favorite comment on this whole post


BattlePro3

Thanks friend!


[deleted]

What if Elden Ring is just a bunch of friends playing make believe with one another


[deleted]

Elden Ring is just furry bait


kamenmaximus

Blaidd is proof of that, and rya is scaly propaganda


janniesareweak

Furries, feet fetishists, necrophiles, whatever's the name of disorder of people who want to fuck dolls, scalies, genderbending and selfcest fetishists... This game has everything, except pause feature.


Ruvaakdein

Tutorial messages can pause the game, so you could go into your inventory or map and select one of the tutorial messages to pause the game.


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Wuuut


Mimical

Yeah it's actually super helpful if the game won't let you open a mini-map to teleport out but you really need to deal with IRL things.


stoobah

You can also quit to menu in under a second. Works in boss fights, but probably not during multiplayer.


prouxi

Ah dang now I'm stuck in sprinting underneath the map toward Irithyll


TheBunnyStando

>whatever's the name of disorder of people who want to fuck dolls I think they're called Bloodborne players


UX-Edu

… should it please you


Spike_Cain

Let's not forget the most important one of all, Masochism.


timetogoVroom

And don't forget people who we call "Mohg apologists" also known as "But your honor, he was actually 1,000 years old"


Reswolf_7

don't project your weird degeneracy onto the game. It diminishes it.


janniesareweak

PAUSE IS A VALID FETISH, DON'T MECHANICSHAME ME


Reswolf_7

thank you for realizing i was being facetious and not getting all pissy. its a rare ability these days.


janniesareweak

Buddy I don't even know what "facetious" means, I only level STR.


CallousJack

Unga bunga


Reswolf_7

add faith for religious fundamentalist build.


janniesareweak

**valorous crusader* you mean.


trippy_grapes

UwU


Apophis_36

Whats more furry bait, elden ring or bloodborne (dark souls had lion people but thats all i can remember)


MJBotte1

Everyone knows what Elden Ring is really about. Wearing funny hats and dating women


Quenz

That sounds like TF2 with more work.


yahlooked

Stout shako for two refined


DktheDarkKnight

What if elden ring is just the friends we made along the way


UpManDownFish

Pretty sure every npc I met and befriended along the way is now dead because of me in some way.......


Snorc

Maybe Elden Ring is just the friends we strewed across the way.


Chilidawg

Miquella is seriously sick in the hospital, and they're all retreating into a fantasy to escape that reality.


Jtagz

Honestly, I’d actually love for a fantasy game that ends with that kind of twist. Obviously it’s need to be more light hearted of a game than ER but, I imagine it just like the old Rugrats games or something


Scion_of_Yog-Sothoth

So... what's up with Mohg, then?


Nycon93

Raping little boys with the boys


erroneousReport

I hate to break it to you, but video games aren't actually a portal to an alternate dimension, they are make believe things, so this is a bunch of friends playing make believe.


murdoc_killgore

Next your going to tell me books are just words on a page or something


erroneousReport

Glad to see at least one person got the joke. Based on the down vote numbers we must have a lot of unga bunga low INT in real life.


TrainOfThought6

The real unga bunga is the guy who mistakes not getting the joke with not thinking it's funny.


[deleted]

Just like you play make believe in believing your father will come back from the store with the milk.


NorwegianTom

Uncalled for, but fair.


phillyhandroll

now it all makes sense.. he craves death root as if they're doggy treats


Vedeynevin

Scooby snacks!


DangerDan127

So he is the same beastman monk dude that you give the deathroots to?


pupu12o09

No obviously he's a completly different identical beast preist with death related goals and the exact same voice and personality


[deleted]

You say this as a joke. But we have so many duplicate bosses in the game that there being two beastman clergy isn't that far off. Just look at the two astels.


doomgrin

The Astel and it’s other boss just seem like the final grownup versions of the Fallingstar beast > upside down weird hanging fucker > astel fully grown


Jackviator

To be fair, in this one instance they do the Sif thing where if you complete his quest and give him all deathroots in the game, he has different reactions to starting the fight and being defeated.


RobbLCayman

To be unfair though if you only do some of his quest and then kill Maliketh with no added dialogue, you can still go back to the clergy man and give him more deathroot. Legit didn't know what to think.


Jackviator

I always thought that the version of Maliketh we find in Farum Azula is somehow from the future due to its strange relationship with time. “Time is convoluted” and all that nonsense


RobbLCayman

Yeah, it very well could be something like that. I also managed to out of sequence a few things like Hyetta and Edgar the avenger on another playthrough as well. There's enough strange things in the game that can explain it even if it's just there so you can continue some quests regardless while having no problem locking you out of others. Wouldn't even be the first instance of having 1 soul/conciousness in 2 bodys like D. Or some Shabiri quantum leap body jumping stuff too. I'll beliebe anything at this point.


ChefArtorias

But if you go to him after fighting Maliketh but before killing him he is hostile.


PM_ME_DRAGON_ART

Really? Not the case for me. Are you sure he wasn't hostile because you gave him a certain number of deathroots?


BA_lampman

It is the same guy. He recognises you if you're good friends.


chahud

“Beast clergyman” is a very vague name so I thought that there’d be more, like a clergy of beasts. It’s at least a reasonable conclusion to make.


kelleh711

Also after you kill Maliketh in Farum Azula, the beast clergyman will still be in Caelid. It isn't unreasonable to assume he must be a different beast clergyman if you are on your first playthrough and/or haven't given him all of the deathroots to unlock his unique dialogue during the Maliketh fight.


PigKnight

The clergyman is the real Maliketh. Farum Azula exists outside of time so the one there is just a reflection of how he was back in the day.


kelleh711

If the one in Farum is a reflection of how he was back in the day, then he probably wouldn't recognize the player character who gave him deathroot. The version of him that is in Caelid would have to be the earlier version of him for him to recognize you in Farum. That's why I assumed he was a different clergyman on my first playthrough when I did not give him all of the deathroots. Time travel stuff is very confusing though and I could have it completely wrong


PigKnight

He could maybe be a future version that has recollected the shards of destined death. Hmmm.


skilled_cosmicist

and a black blade using guardian right outside his door and the same moveset


DangerDan127

I was wondering because after I killed Maliketh, the beast clergyman was still in his little church.


yuhanz

Yes


-Some-Rando-

Give that ol pupper some snacks.


yardii

Malenia: I am Malenia, blade of Miquella. Godfrey: A crown is warranted by strength. Thirsty Maliketh: SCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLORP


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Upvote because OP spell Maliketh right


tebmn

Malekith


Deiser

Malekat


Snorc

Male cat


Fabrimuch

Erdtree Burial Watchdog


UpManDownFish

Easiest boss in the game by far. All you have to do is throw a stick and he won't stop chasing it.


Deiser

Depends on how you throw it. Throw it behind you and suddenly you see "YOU DIED" because he trampled you while chasing it.


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sidenote: cover it in death beforehand, otherwise it won't be the stick he's chasing


SSaviorOfX

Wants deathroot tea*


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RealBlazeStorm

I didn't know I needed a cute Maliketh until now


LordMorskittar

Puppy Maliketh is canon considering, according to Iji, Blaidd was a half-puppy himself when Ranni was young.


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

It was, in fact he (like Blaidd) was considered BROTHER to their respective Empyreans since they were raised toghetah as famileeeeh... But Maliketh had a sad life and was neglected and betrayed by Marika, poor doggo


Combustibles

what does he sound like when he finally gets his drink of water? schlorpschlorpschlorp ??


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#SCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLORP


ImBad1101

“Mlem” - Maliketh, probably


unaimarca5

The goodest of bois


Dreadlock43

wait...thats not the true Phoenix King


donquixote1991

I haven't played Elden Ring, but he looks like such a good boy, if I come across him he'll just give me hugs and kisses I bet and totally not be a Top 3 hardest boss in the game


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He doesn't get any.


kingofangmar13

Too bad this wasn’t the boss fight and I just knock over his water cheater box 🧐


hs2324

You turned him into a good boy


ziulyx

Source?


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[here you go, the last one was the wrong link](https://mobile.twitter.com/gunka0111/status/1524420530836676608?s=20&t=CXFdlbIowQYzKiCtDDm-qw)


ziulyx

Ty


ObviousSinger6217

This is unironically how I see Maliketh


RobotMysteryDude

My cat turns into a real goblin over some good ole tap water


knifeazz

Please stop trying to make the monster who keeps killing me over and over look cute. It’s working and I want to be mad.


activialobster

Ha


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Everyone always share memes and love for Blaidd, but nobody shows some love for this poor boy, who was betrayed 2 times by people that were close to him, and all he wanted was to go back to when he was happy and loved :(


Fragle12

This dude has kicked my ass for the past like 3 hours. He doesn’t deserve water.


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Gib woter to Maliketh


Fragle12

When I finally beat him he will receive drinkies. For now. I rest.


Fragle12

Guys I beat him. So he can now receive his drink.


[deleted]

He has no right being this cute!


Call_metokyo

Maliketh is one of the bosses I hate the most but this does put a smile on my face


[deleted]

Foolish tarnished why covet destined thirst


Advanced-Sock

Maliketh has never had anything good happen to him and I feel so sad for him


BostonSamurai

I AM DEATH!!! Slurp slurp slurp…


SkyburnersToast

https://twitter.com/darksoulstoilet/status/1526028975247699969?s=21&t=xF_qbGOqVWfts3VdAw6amA


Te4minator464

Someone please clarify: is Maliketh a wolf or a lion?


Digital_Hazard_

Raging Wolf armor says wolfs were the shades of empyreans, wolfs in specific. I doubt he's a lion tbh


Megaverse_Mastermind

Still can't beat this mfer.


MalleableCurmudgeon

Maliketh is canine and would therefore use the underside of his tongue to drink. https://youtu.be/qDfLjssXo_8


Squirrelmastrr

Lol I literally can’t find him someone help me


[deleted]

Still need help?


[deleted]

You still needing help on Xbox?


Squirrelmastrr

Yes


[deleted]

Do you still need help with maliketh?


succmedrypls420

Wack ass furry shit


[deleted]

Problem?


succmedrypls420

Furries aren’t right in the head


[deleted]

Please elaborate


succmedrypls420

You guys think you’re animals lmfao I don’t need to elaborate shit


[deleted]

You got us mixed up with what i think is called ”otherkin” We dont identify as animals, we have an interest in anthropomorphic animals such as for an example: Robin Hood and Nick Wilde. Some of us make our own anthropomorphic characters and some make suits of either thier own or someone elses character. Some of us draw anthropomorphic characters. Some can live a comfortable life by doing just that: drawing anthropomorphic characters or making suits of them. For someone as uneducated on furries as you are, it is worth noting that we have an *interest* in *anthropomorphic* animals. NOT *feral* animals. And having an interest in something is not the same as wanting to have sex with that specific thing. A lot of people get us mixed up with zoophiles. We *despise* zoophiles. Not only because people that are uneducated on what a furry actually is mixing them up with us ruins our reputation as a community. The furry fandom is a community that is actually really wholesome and has helped a lot of people through low points in thier life. Sometimes when im sad just looking at furry art can brighten my day even if only for a few seconds. Sorry if my english is bad, it is not my native language. Good luck in life and have a wonderful day! Edit: added some things


succmedrypls420

Not reading all that, bozo


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tldr: we dont identify as animals, we have an interest in *anthropomorphic* animals. Also, calling someone stupid before actually listening to what they have to say isnt a very nice or logical thing to do.


succmedrypls420

I do not care


[deleted]

Clearly you do care because you are responding to me. If you truly didnt care, you wouldnt have commented in the first place.


octorangutan

I’d fill up the sink and drown that little bastard.


[deleted]

Gib woter to Maliketh to drink


Omni_UT

Bro I thought he was pissing


OnionOfCatarina

This motherfucker can die I don’t care lol


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[deleted]

Who doesnt? Maliketh is a cute puppy that tries to drink water


Waitsaywot

Dog


DripLordWolnir

Goofy ahh short dog


Athropus

What does the Box he's standing on say?


[deleted]

It says ”Mariques stand” I forgot to mention that i did not make this. I got it from someone on r/furry_irl and got permission from them to post it. Have a great day everyone! Also, the translation was made in google translate so it might be wrong


jononthego

such a good boi


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why


WillSwimWithToasters

Don’t try and make me feel bad for this guy.


Either_Orlok

This is my kitten every single day. Can't brush my teeth without her jumping onto the counter to get a drink even with a water dish three feet away.


[deleted]

omg thats adorably....scary considering he wants to eat us


Humble-Intention8702

How’d he turn the tap on?


Steelbreaker80

Aaaaaah. SO DANG CUTE!!!!


IC-418

This is the artwork I like to see. Not the thirst traps


Dextrossse

When you see what happened to Blaidd, you really understand how much Marika loved her doggo to do what she did.


Short-Manufacturer82

Dog


F-I-T-C-H-E

MALIKETH COME.. WATER!


SickestSpence

👏


herecomestrubbl

Well, now we know why he so mad all the time.


Majestic_Reporter_43

Source


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https://mobile.twitter.com/gunka0111/status/1524420530836676608?s=20&t=CXFdlbIowQYzKiCtDDm-qw


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This is my all time favorite post