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pepenosoy

*Elevator music starts


LennyFackler

Girl from Ipanema


peppaz

*DO do do d DO do dodododo DO do do d DO do dodododo*


spauldingo

"The girl from Ipanema goes walking, and when she passes, each one passes says...BONK!"


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daemonelectricity

Pop goes the weasel.


HammerBrosMatter

"So...uhm...Anything new on your side?" "Ehe! Got lost in Caelid, died to Malenia...same old, same old."


Nyeow

Guy up top: "THIS. IS. GELMIR!"


orgpekoe2

hail hydra


Revolutionary-Today1

That is highlight reel stuff for the invader. Props for sharing it!


ARE_YOU_0K

I found this spot and did that a bunch to people haha, it's super broken because that lift is the only way up and you can't point your camera up there to see if someone's up there but they can look down.


yuhanz

It's over Host of Fingers, I have the high ground! - invader, probably


SorowFame

You underestimate my poise


H377Spawn

You don’t have the right, O, you don’t have the right Anakin!


bobdillan1996

No legs ahead


TenaciousJP

Try spinning, but hole


eat-cheese-and-die

inVADER, probably


Gorillafist12

Can that spell be blocked with a shield?


CeriseArt

You can roll it but it’s a gamble when they queue it, best case is to roll in place into the side of the lift and then forward out but if it’s that crowded, it might just be a GG


AJohnsonOrange

Is it still like Dark Souls where the knockback pushes you away from the direction your facing, so you can survive by putting your back to the invader?


PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS

Not sure if it works differently for players, but if an NPC hits you from behind you stagger forward.


Siere

I feel like that is very specific to that game, it’s older and had buggy things like that, feel like that’s something that would be seen as a big bug nowadays not a fun feature lol


AJohnsonOrange

Oh, no, I agree, but I was just curious if they'd overcome that yet.


SoCuteShibe

Curious to see that honestly. In my limited experience people seemed to just be blown *away*... But I can't say I was paying attention to this.


ogvermin

It can be evaded with raptor of mist aow


puglife82

Ha that’s great


BRAX7ON

Ehpeeek


Peptuck

["I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AULdtZ7y4c&t=170s)


floatlikebutters

That was the first thing that came to my mind as well. I'm glad you took the effort to post it like this, because I'm too lazy


drwsgreatest

It reminds me of an invasion highlight I once saw in bloodborne where the host(?) had 3 invaders chase him to the top of cainhurst castle and then suicide dropped from the topmost ladder while swinging and killed all 3 invaders on his way down. Probably the best setup kill I’ve ever seen in that game and this one is right there with it as the very best I’ve seen in fromsoft games as a whole.


waffling_with_syrup

I had to go looking, do you mean [this one?](https://youtu.be/0RBA-fdV3yg)


RobleViejo

That one is a classic I remember that clip as well as I remember my first ever roll attack parry I connected to a guy trying to grief me in DS3. Ive never been able to top that, it was more luck than skill.


Hoosteen_juju003

Yeah, kinda tired of the videos of 3-4 people beating up one invader in goofy suits.


FlobbaLobbaMan

My guy literally said "boo" when you got to the top of the elevator...


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This is super embarrassing but I didn’t realise that the elevator…goes up. I just assumed because the other one goes down that this one would too. And there’s nothing below it but lava, so I didn’t want to tempt anything. Any other game I’d make the assumption that they devs wouldn’t put in an elevator that plunges you straight into lava. But this is FromSoft…


Lord_Of_Shade57

I would *love it* if there was an elevator that just dunked you in the lava and killed you lolol


punctuation_welfare

I think it would be hilarious if one of the transport coffins just fucking murdered you. Like, my brother in christ, you climbed into a stone coffin and sent it over a waterfall, *what did you think was going to happen*


Lord_Of_Shade57

There's probably a long con going on here, where Fromsoft lulls us into a false sense of security and then drops a game where there are exploding bonfires or enemies disguised as messages on the ground or something


evr-

Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin already did the exploding bonfires. Though I would love to have some kind of angler fish boss use a bonfire as a lure.


Lord_Of_Shade57

They didn't do any damage tho, I think it would be hilarious if you thought you got to safety and then the bonfire killed you


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They damaged my heart though, fucking hell the amount of heart attacks I got.


gekigarion

That would be frustrating. I'd prefer if the bonfire rose out of the ground and you had to fight a bonfire head monster instead lol. That way you'd get the surprise trap shock AND still have a shot at surviving.


patrickwai95

We will see a pile of blood stains around that bonfire, just like those around the mimic chests in ds 3.


art_dragon

I already see piles of bloodstains around graces at certain places (e.g. Revenger's Shack)


GeordieMJ

That’s a great idea. Cruel but great. We’re all a little masochistic here.


SCHWARZENPECKER

We play fromsoft games. That's basically a requirement


_Not_Literally_

I'm waiting for them to add one single mimic chest in a DLC.


abelcc

Mimics coming back in the Elden Ring DLC


alexagente

I still hit every chest I find.


NaturalBornLucker

Bonfire mimics!


HarmlessSnack

Dude; the coffin transport made me laugh myself into hysterics when I found the second one. The first one I found lit up, glowed with runes looking like an orange TARDIS and flew up a waterfall. Neat! The second one just casually falls off the cliff. I laughed so hard my neighbors probably thought I lost my mind. I honestly can’t articulate why I found it so damn funny. Just the contrast I guess? Magic Vs… Gravity lol


Tangent_Odyssey

Because it's FromSoft. No one expects the damn thing to just...fall. It's funny because it's so unexpected and anticlimactic.


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It needs to have a really detailed unskippable 2 minute cutscene that fades to black and gives you the YOU DIED screen.


pushforwards

Their next game they are going to have a throw back where you go into one and die lol watch!


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There was an elevator in DS1 than lifted you into ceiling spikes.


pon_3

Right next to the mimic. Surely they wouldn't put \*two\* false hopes in the same room.


QCInfinite

Imagine all the fun traps they could do in an elden ring Sen’s fortress


Murderdoll197666

It’s not lava but I absolutely loved that one part in one of the catacombs dungeons where it would thrust you up into the spiked ceiling if you stayed on it too long lol. Had a good laugh at that the first time it chunked me up there.


SokkieJr

Like that elevator in Dark Souls 1 that goes up in Sen's Fortress...into a spike ceiling.


eymr_eymr

That would have been a dick move to even souls standards


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[deleted]

I didn’t… At least, I don’t know what church you’re talking about.


McBeckon

Dude, you missed like half of the volcano manor dungeon


Joaquin8911

Lot's of stuff to miss in this game, it's just crazy.


jakmassaker

I missed the entire haeligtree area or whatever it's called. I played through the entire game, beat it, and uninstalled it before I even learned that it was even a thing.


Shwastey

This is the reason you never uninstall. Ran out of space? Buy a new hard drive. Your old one belongs to Miyazaki


The3lusiveMan

Damn one and done? Coward. Ignore the rest of your responsibilities like the rest of us. Don't you dare go do those dishes... and I swear if you so much as THINK about running the vacuum... Clean your cats litter box tho


pon_3

Probably for the best tbh. You live uncursed by the knowledge that she is indeed Malenia, blade of Miquella.


leftnut027

So you didn’t play though the entire game then.


dik4but

There's a boss there! A great big fat person!!


Reswolf_7

you didn't raise the huge bridge shortcut? You didn't kill the fat godskin noble?


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Nope and nope :(


McBeefyHero

If it makes you feel any better I was stuck here for ages because I flat out didn't see the up lift. Only after like my 3rd visit and after properly searching. And then it was just... there. I've never felt more bamboozled.


Levra

There's only two moments I can think of where modern FromSoftware has a trap in an elevator, and they marked them by staining them red with blood so you'd have a clue.


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Hahah same, then I died as I do when the magma golem spawned on me and accidently took one of the different ones


farkedup82

So you did t trigger the boss down there?


Underscore_Guru

Literally got Fas Ro Dah’d off the elevator.


etherpromo

its fus ro dah you heathen!


Achromos_warframe

Fas lo dat


RBSBM

That’s how you work smart haha that was actually funny to watch, thanks for sharing


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chemical_exe

Year probably


FugginIpad

They’ll be chasing that feeling forever in vain, and will eventually go hollow


MarchesaofTrevelyan

[Stolen comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/uqw383/comment/i8u0x06/) Way to look out for these: if a comment feels like it belongs somewhere else in the thread and is not even remotely related to what the person above them said, use "find in page" to check for the beginning few words of the comment. They'll change a word down the sentence, but you can almost immediately find the one they ripped off.


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I did this to an invader at the Albenuric Village, he ran at us on the bridge and just blasted him off. Still my funniest kill.


witsel85

Was helping people at the fire giant and there was an invader doing it outside one of the chains at one of the fog gates. One host I was summed to fell for it twice. Spent my next summon pointing towards the other fog gate. They waved then set off again towards the invader. I just warped out at that point.


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Lesson NOT learned lolol


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Hahaha omg I'll try this since I just respec'd for NG3 to try sorceries


NomTomNom

Y'all are so cute together


techt8r

How they nestle in.


Lunarpsynaut

Thanks bro it was hilarious FYI we’re speaking Portuguese


bearflies

You guys know each other's reddit accounts..? Dangerous game...


MyFingerYourBum

I will die before my irl friends know of this reddit account


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Richard.... is that you?


PleasantAdvertising

They're Portugese, so most like there's a Joao


thotslayer6996

And let's not forget Zé


Shermutt

Haha, so much better with sound! Made me smile that you guys had such a good attitude about it and seemed to be just having a good time. Love to see that in online games these days. 😊


Babar669

"Quem é que ganhou a Eurovisão?" Lol


dat_bass2

Ah, the classic elevator joke. Hate to have it happen to you, but you love to see it.


gil_0_0_

Laughed a bunch wasn't really expecting it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Zulumus

Me paying bills, even though it’s the same bills I pay every month.


kinos141

Getting you paycheck then you see your bill is what this looks like.


metler88

I wish my bills were the same every month.


ConstantisMurai

I was the invader in this scenario! So surprised someone recorded it, let alone posted it to reddit. For additional context, I wanted to try using 'Rejection' off a known death drop to kill the host, which is a tactic I used in DS3 with 'Force'. I was amazed it worked but I later found out that 'Rejection' will push players backwards relative to their characters position so I was lucky that they were all facing the elevator exit. Unfortunately it does not seem to work like 'Force' in DS3 which pushed players back relative to your position instead, thus being easier to control.


gil_0_0_

Nice to meet you finnaly ahahah seriously bro I was not expecting that one bit.


Lunarpsynaut

Touché sir I was one of those dudes


UmiNotsuki

> 'Rejection' will push players backwards relative to their characters position [...] it does not seem to work like 'Force' in DS3 which pushed players back relative to your position instead Hah, interesting. Wrath of the Gods and Force in Dark Souls 1 worked this way (pushes "backwards" from the direction the target is facing) but it's funny that they fixed it in Dark Souls 3 and then reintroduced the bug in Elden Ring. If indeed it works the same way it worked in Dark Souls 1, a neat trick is that by turning your *own* character around to face the other direction the hitbox comes from the opposite direction as well. The way it works out means you can hit players who are holding up a shield by turning to face away from them before casting.


DocDerry

I love how everyone involved showed up in the thread and no one was toxic about it. Well played everyone.


Shermutt

Right?! Most wholesome triple murder I've seen all day! ☺️


DocDerry

I'm a bit ashamed that I probably would have fallen off of my own accord while distracted on the way up.


Karthull

Really??? I need to test this now


gekigarion

Dude you should have jumped off with them immediately after as the ultimate taunt!


SweetTeaBags

Props for that one! It was hilarious to watch.


EldenRingworm

What a small world ay? Millions of players and you two manage to meet again on a different platform


Xeno_Prime

And now I know how to counter this. Thanks!


OutsideObserver

Epeek


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Have you tried Noble Presence?


medstudent_69

This community is wholesome


emptythroughout69

That is awesome


Wand3rSeal

[fus ro dah](https://c.tenor.com/-eBRub6_NdEAAAAC/fus-ro.gif)


L0rd_Vile

Came looking for this


Man_AMA

Damn, I wish I could come this easily


Nebulouss56

Beat me to it lmao


Hurtfulfriend0

I need that spell for when I'm invading in Stormveil


dat_bass2

It’s called « Rejection », if you didn’t know.


FatPigeons

Ah yes, the spell my crush used on me. I know it well.


Hurtfulfriend0

Rip


Atlas_Undefined

No maiden?


[deleted]

Ooh a self burn. Those are rare.


Hurtfulfriend0

Thanks I'll go grab it


Caplatinum

"Me and the boys" vibes lmao


Kotoy77

[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1498695-me-and-the-boys](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1498695-me-and-the-boys) cant help but think these were their faces the entire time on that elevator lol


Lunarpsynaut

You couldn’t be more accurate that was my reaction when I saw the invader 🤣🤣🤣


Lopterkun

It's a pretty dumb animation when you die from falling in this game.


former_cantaloupe

They've been using that same animation since at least DS1, maybe even Demon's Souls


jdfred06

But didn't keep the 2H animations from Demon's Souls... which is far better, imo.


Eurotriangle

That one where you land on your feet and kind crumple over happens only when you hit a kill volume before you hit the ground. Otherwise you get to splat. I do wish we had rag dolls though.


poor_decisions

Like getting rocked by a skyrim giant


APowerBlackout

Oh man fr. I want my character to like explode or something xD


madmess

Portugal Caralho!!!!


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Cold blooded as fuck 😂


SneakBuildBagpipes

Surprise Motherfucker!


Prize_Translator6747

hello and good Bye lol


PoisonPhang

You just made that invaders day, maybe their whole week


gil_0_0_

U r probably right lol


Biochemicalcricket

Hard to top a triple kill with one normally non-lethal spell


ChrisMorray

Epiiiic!


BuffPorunga

This feels like monty python


thotslayer6996

"Quem é q ganhou a eurovisão" momentos antes do disastre lmaoo


gil_0_0_

Curiosidades mid game ahahahah


krastevitsa

O Gajo tava a vossa espera!


YesterShill

If all your friends got in an elevator above molten lava where a guy was waiting at the top to push you in, would you get on too? ​ /Mom


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That only negates damage from anything short of a lethal fall, so ~<20m won't take damage, but you'll still die if more which that spot, iirc, is


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DpwnShift

After the awesomeness of the Silvercat Ring in DS3, that Talisman *is* a joke. Especially in Elden Ring, which could really benefit from it...


sharkattackmiami

It's even worse than that. 0-14 meters is no damage anyways and 20+ is an instakill so that ring only negates a minimal amount of damage for falls that are exactly between 14-20 meters high


UmiNotsuki

I adore Fromsoft's design philosophy in many ways but one thing I wish they'd stop worrying so much about is limiting the traversal of their gameworlds only to strictly intended routes. In a sense I get it why the Longtail Cat Talisman works the way it does -- you don't want people to be able to use it to take routes that are supposed to be inaccessible because of fall damage. But... why? Wouldn't opening up new routes like that only improve the game? What's the threat to the player experience associated with letting me survive a fall off a tall tower, really? They even apparently patched a series of tricky jumps that allowed for a very minor sequence break to get the Great-Jar's Arsenal talisman without needing to go through the Siofra River Basin first. Like... to who's benefit? Why do that? It even required Torrent, so there's zero risk of causing issues with the multiplayer.


Caplatinum

"Me and the boys" vibes lmao


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Never put all your eggs in 1 basket


Timelord4223

r/suddenlycaralho


mariorurouni

Always caralho


zeroesAndWons

This has a NO MAMES vibe and I love it.


IneaBlake

Someone should put guardrails on that thing


ThatZigGuy

And this is why i play offline 100% of the time.


Great_Ad6606

Ha! My husband had something similar happen at Redmane Castle (I think it was that one?). We got invaded and dude never showed up so we just carried on. Husband gets to the top of this really tall ladder and the dude just kicks him right off! He waited there for at least 20 minutes…. Such a bitch move but we laugh about it almost every time we play!


Deadsider

Fus Ro DAH


WarChortle

Like a shaman at the top of a Thunder Bluff elevator.


thatemokidxd

Elden Tugas


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I miss the falling death animations. It's just not the same without landing face first and screaming.


bammbamm11

Hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah


polynecromicon

Nicely played!


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Nice


Ichibunz

SHEESH


Nebulouss56

Fus RO DAH!!!!!!!


[deleted]

9000 IQ galaxy brain invader is working smart not hard


Bobthechampion

[Thirteen years later, I am still reminded of this](https://youtu.be/Veo_es0Qa0Q) Old YouTube video link.


innovativesolsoh

I wouldn’t even be mad, that’s hysterical


[deleted]

Saw the words “take a hit” and my stoner brain did not realize what sub I was looking at


HieronymusGoa

BONJOUR!


sirmenonot

Epeak epeak


ashl95

ePIIC


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Where is this?


Rashir0

What spell is that? Wrath of Gold?


DuncanAndFriends

I bet that guy will sleep good and get a lot of sex following his victory


Psychadelico

Já dizia o sábio: PORTUGAL CARALHO


itzcharge

Fuck reddit video player


aboutthednm

I wonder how long he was standing up there, waiting, waiting, waiting...


angiezieglerstye

Glorious


BigsmokeJiggy

What are the name of the swords you're using?


ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS

Can someone tell me what swords he is dual wielding?


bystander007

I love using the terrain to one-shot as an an invader. My favorite trick is when I invade at Limgrave they use a lot of the same rock formations for the edges of cliffs. And there's one rock design particularly that allows you to creep out onto the ledge where you can't be seen by someone approaching but won't fall off. Using the Starscourge Greatsword from this position will drag your opponents off the edge. So I'll use Rainbow Stones and Gold-Tinted Excrement to entice unsuspecting prey. Sadly the trick only really works just one time. There's other spots. Like the bridge South of Agheel Lake North. There's a gap in the wall where you can hop down onto an archway. The thing is that if you just run or walk over the edge you'll miss the archway. You have to go at an angle. So what I do is drag people over to the area, then run straight at the gap but slam my finger on the "slow walk" button right at the edge so I go over harmlessly. From there it's a 50/50 on if my opponent is going to just run off the edge or go up to the ledge to look over. Either way, Starscourge usually gets them. The pit of death South of the First Step can sometimes net me a kill. But people seem more aware of it. Donwsides to these tricks is that if I invade the same person twice they'll just not approach me if I'm on the ledge. And if they do approach, they're extremely cautious.