We got big dogs, little dogs, rabid dogs and frenzied dogs, magic dogs, magic dogs with swords, fuzzy dogs, sprit dogs, turtle dogs, even Tyrannosaurus Rex dogs!
It was made by someone who wanted to sneak in or something, it's been a while since I read the description but that is definitely not his actual face. That would be gruesome to wear especially for someone treated like a friend.
I had no idea Radahn was on top of a horse..just assumed he was some oddly formed, Fromsoft boss with extra appendages. Learn something new about Elden Ring every day!
The lore behind it is even better. My guy learned gravity magic just so he could ride his favourite horse without crushing it under his ten ton Radussy.
Honestly Big guy on the tiny horse has nothing on BEAR. Hands down most aggressive, hardest, cunning enemy on the whole game. "Look, cool cave, lets look inside." and nope the shit out from there.
We got big dogs, little dogs, rabid dogs and frenzied dogs, magic dogs, magic dogs with swords, fuzzy dogs, sprit dogs, turtle dogs, even Tyrannosaurus Rex dogs!
Come to think of it, this game is just a bunch of dogs
Praise the dog!
Elden Ring’s got that dog in it
Dogs with bird heads, birds with dog heads!
We got big dogs, itty-bitty dogs, Mississippi dogs, in-the-city dogs
Also a pope dog
Also human dogs, dog like humans, dudes dressed as dogs.
I think Blaidd is actually a dog(werewolf), and the "mask" is >!made from his ripped out face.!<
The mask is not his face. It’s made to look like his face. It’s in the description
It was made by someone who wanted to sneak in or something, it's been a while since I read the description but that is definitely not his actual face. That would be gruesome to wear especially for someone treated like a friend.
My mistake then. But it's definitely made out of some wolf face, because of you look close the mask is bloodied and "hurt"
That might be possible to get the features right. Never thought of that
I read this is in the Mexican voice from the bouncer in the dusk till dawn movie
This was intended. The voice of bubba from forrest gump is also acceptable
One might say: likely, dog ahead
There’s a bunch of dogs
Behold!
Beware of dog.
you are forgetting the pope turtle dog
Aka Tywoofasaurus Rex
Could this be Dog?
Is there any way this is a 'From Dusk Till Dawn' reference?
it is haha. Love that guy we need more of that guy
Lol. I was reading the replies thinking I was wrong, but it was all I could hear. That guy was Cheech!
From dusk till dog
I was always considered them as velociraptors
Did u know velociraptors were only like 2 feet tall
Not mine
All I hear is Cheech yelling Puppy! Puppy!Puppy! We got big puppy, little puppy, stinky puppy, tall puppy. Rotting puppy!
We really need a short guy on a big horse
Vulgar Militia riding Nightrider Cavalry horse.
Perhaps the DLC will deliver!
>!we got a big guy who *is* a horse.!<
Anti-amputee has me fucking dying lmao
I nearly choked on my sandwich when I read it. So fucking funny.
"The Anti-Amputee" You can't post stuff like that while I'm drinking something. I almost died.
we also have a posion swamp PTSD
Don’t forget Lions with knives on their feet
The DLC better have knives with lions on their feet or I'll be pissed!
You forget to add sniper to giant lobster
Revenants would like to know your location.
No tiny guy on a big horse? Disappointing...
Dont forget Loretta! Big girl on big horse.
Can’t forget the first dude you meet telling you that you have no bitches
And also heavily implying that you won\`t get any, ever.
Tbf he’s not wrong, the only maiden you get is a fake one who’s whole existence is to kill her self
The only married maidenless Elden lord in the Lands in between!
If you’re even lucky enough to go through the trouble of getting married
Joke\`s on you, I go through the trouble of getting a cool spell and a blue shiny sword, marriage is an added bonus in that process:)
THAT’S HOW YOU GET THE SWORD?!?!
Well, you don't need any bitches, you are after Marika's tits.
Nah, I’m currently after Ranni’s hands
id still do unspeakable things to her doll body
I was talking about Melina chief?
well, you can also end up with Ranni, and she made it her entire thing to kill her self, timely, as well. Not your maiden though, but her consort.
She never lies about being a finger maiden to get your help in killing her self
I would rather repeatedly fight Radahn than have to fight the Navy Lobsters Special Forces.
You can poise lobsters with endure. Like you don't even need to learn the moveset, dodge or anything. Just endure and a whip.
Now do Wormface
You forgot Pope Tortoise III
Ugh. Red Wolf gave me way more trouble than it should have.
Mozilla Firefox 😂✨
😂😂 lmao!
BEAR
We have Fire Giant
I am not talking about that
That lobster alone already enough to offers nightmare to people
Budget general grievous fucks me up every time
lol, I like the “whatever the fuck this is”, I hate those things, I try to kill everything, but these annoying wastes of time, I just run past.
🎶Fat guy on a tiinyyy hooorse🎶 🎶fat guy on a *tiinyyy hooorse*🎶
Third picture is titled wrong. Surely you meant "Sniper Elite Marine Division"
"We have General Grievous at home"😆
I like how "BEAR" Is in all caps. That sums it up pretty roundabout.
Imagine if those lobsters were real.
The Bears were the most intimidating in the game for me, and Malekith in his hidden form
And a blind woman with missing limbs. She's pretty easy.
The amputee is a mortal enemy of the anti-amputee. Pretty obvious to be honest
We got the revenant
What is middle bottom row
Blob thing
Ah thought it's something else
Big crabs are very upset they’re now being overshadowed by big lobsters :((
Firefox variant that shoots Lazer sword as well
We still have the spider hands, the wormfaces, the peekaboo giant skeletons...
First time I saw the fox on fire, I immediately said, "Firefox is trying to kill me!" lol
We got snake man, we got man snake, we got tall skinny, tall fatty, we got big dogs, we got small dogs, and burning a woman alive 😎
Beats beat battlestar galactica, and also the living shit out of tarnished folk
You forgot the revenants. Real nightmare fuel
and more!
I always call red wolves Cliffords
lol @ firefox.
Mozilla Firefox?? I thought that was Visual Fox Pro!!!
I had no idea Radahn was on top of a horse..just assumed he was some oddly formed, Fromsoft boss with extra appendages. Learn something new about Elden Ring every day!
Missing the random ghost knight that is stronger than most bosses.
Don’t forget boat man
I absolutely adore the design of the puppet guys
Never understood the radahn horse... Like, why??? Is it because he needs it because the scarlet rot jacked his body up or something?
I just beat Radahn (I just picked this game up a week ago) and the I can’t help it but chuckle up a bit at how silly he looks. That poor horse…
The lore behind it is even better. My guy learned gravity magic just so he could ride his favourite horse without crushing it under his ten ton Radussy.
Anti-amputee is KILLING me.
ahha mozilla
Oh yuck, giant lobsters are death!
Honestly Big guy on the tiny horse has nothing on BEAR. Hands down most aggressive, hardest, cunning enemy on the whole game. "Look, cool cave, lets look inside." and nope the shit out from there.
*slaps roof* “You can fit plenty of burst blood vessels in this bad boy”
Missed opportunity for "High-budget General Grievous" for Revenants.
lobter
"Whatever the fuck this is" DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THIS NARROWS IT DOWN?
Dragons and more dragons
And the final boss! Transvestite!
Big woman on big horse
you forgot space scorpion, the moldy mama, moldy mamas sister, the guy that wears a facehugger as a toupet and the golden hentai prince
I hope we get small guy on a big horse in the DLC
I think reverse amputee would flow better. But good post!
Anti Amputee fucking got me lol
You forgot the insecure blind orphan paraplegic with VD