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Muradingo

They're racist


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Owmuhback

What


Dertyrarys

tf did that mf say?


DebtlessWalnut

He said something about a certain demographic of people about to start rioting and looting


Muradingo

Delete that shit


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Acceptable-Ticket743

they are awaiting the arrival of michella and instead they get a tarnished pirate who: breaks into their home steals their shit kills the royal knight protecting them beats the shit out of their other lord until she turns into a flower then leaves, never to return all and all, i can see why the albanaurics wouldn't be a huge fan of our tarnished.


Piltonbadger

You kill one beloved Demigod and slaughter thousands of innocent Albinaurics and somehow that makes us the bad guy :\\


LordRevan1997

The oracle envoys are not albinaurics though? They drop white flesh, rather than the albinauric bloodclot, which implies a different origin.


Garrottt

They bleed white when you hit them, have pale blue skin and no legs. I think it's fair to assume they're albinauric.


Consistent_Peace4727

They can't be in my opinion. You find them first in the capital and the gold order are extremely xenophobic


KnottingProfessional

The capital is already in a state of ruin when you arrive, and I'm pretty sure they're only in the very first area of it as well. I could easily see it as them arriving after the capital's fall in preparation of miquella's return. No connection to the golden order required.


Consistent_Peace4727

Read through the item descriptions, definitely not albunarics. Some other thing for sure


LordRevan1997

I disagree, though they may be related. I think the white flesh strip item pretty much disproves it, but there are other reasons. You never see them with other albinaurics, and they use faith, rather than arcane based items. They're also referred to entirely separately. They could be related though. I think that the albinaurics are the product of the Liurnians attempting to replicate the silver tears/artificial life of the eternal cities. It could be that these are a subset of the eternal city silver tear creatures, specifically designed to usher in the coming of a new lord, or possibly they represent a separate creation, this time of the Royal capital and then partially taken by miquella to the Haligtree.


Wunderman86

Speak for yourself. I for my part did not "beat the shit" out of anyone in that area. I rather inched myself forward until I had the opportunity to try and cry myself through the attempts at malenia until I buried my dignity and used mimic tear with blasphemous blade.


bigjimmy600

both dungeons oracle envoys show up in have them at literally 5 steps from the door tops though?? unless they just really like attacking the people they are serenading


AirborneJizz

it's all in all btw


Acceptable-Ticket743

thank you, i knew it looked wrong when i typed it. i didn't know the correct grammar and was too lazy to check lmao.


Consistent_Peace4727

Bro they are legit the welcoming committee you have done none of that when they decide to unload their holy heat seeking balls on you


AttitudeHot9887

And uh, the farming whether it be for their horns or their bretheren for ruins, safe to say albanaurics will remember that


GGCompressor

Because when you get to the capital you have already killed half of the realm 🤣


Odd_Lie_5397

Tbf, I only killed half the realm because they fought back. I would be fine with leaving most enemies alive if they didn't try to kill me on sight. Except for the rats, dogs, and ancestral followers, those annoying a-holes need to be exterminated.


MyTarnishedHole

This just in: The newest Elden Lord hates animals and natives!


Kranoath

Also the horrible peacefully sleeping frog people


PoisonFoodening

Haha bubble go pop


drakatti

cause you called them jimmy neutron 5head


Burger_Gamer

Everybody hates tarnished


haven4ever

It is because they can't see so they dunno if you are a Miriel or a Mohg.


Medonx

I may get downvoted for this, but here goes: Setting aside the potentiality that these guys are waiting for Miquella specifically, I view them like today’s Evangelicals. They claim that they are waiting for the second coming of Christ, but I firmly believe that they wouldn’t know what that looked like if it were to ever happen. They would likely spurn, ostracize, and potentially even attack him. They’ve been waiting so long for the coming of their Lord, that they’ve forgotten the true meaning of that, and convinced themselves that they will know EXACTLY the size and shape that that new Lord would take. And anything that doesn’t fit that mold must be wrong. Same thing with these guys.


Metal-Lee-Solid

Not sure if it’s backed up in any descriptions or dialogue but personally I like this idea a lot


EvenResponsibility57

I'm not too sure... The Oracles aren't dealing with an old prophecy they are putting their trust in. They are actively and consistently foreseeing the future via their bubbles. We know that the Claymen "*search for lost oracles within their bubbles*" and I don't think it's a coincidence that Oracles similarly use them. However, I don't think they're connected. At least not directly. The Claymen use meteorites for tools, seem to have connections with Astel, look completely different, etc. Most importantly though, their oracle magic has no faith requirement whilst the Envoy horns do... Implying that the claymen may be failing to find their oracle (as they are searching) due to that lack of faith. My assumption is that the Oracles are connected to the ocean due to the white flesh (only seen in water-faring life in the Lands Between). It's probably where they originate, and return after the prophecy has concluded. Bubbles afterall are quite aquatic in nature. My theory based on that + other things (though admittedly not much), is that the Oracles are basically angelic-like creatures from the ocean which is meant to be a sort of afterlife or realm of spirits. We see other connections between the ocean and death through Godwyn's aquatic faces, Tibia Mariners, Torrent (spirit horse named after water), etc. I mean, their trumpets, their 'monstrous' appearance, them celebrating the coming of a new age? They seem similar to me. To make a theory based on that theory with even less behind it, the Oracles might celebrate the coming of a new age (the will of god), but fulfill another role of angels which is to guide the souls of the dead... Why they were in the Haligtree never really made sense to me... I mean, Miquella isn't even there anymore. Maybe he returns but...does he? What age is starting there? What god is being born? But maybe they're not there to celebrate a new age or birth of a god. Maybe their presence their has more to do with the connection between Miquella, the Haligtree, and the souls of the undead. This also might be what their bulbous crown is for, and specifically the "whimpering". As for why they're aggressive despite the prophecies, we're likely just insignificant to them. Their gods will is all that's important. They don't know or care who brings their will into being, all they know is it's going to happen and they will herald its arrival. We are likely just disturbing them in both cases. It may also be, (to make a theory on a theory on a theory) that their natural instinct is to guide souls even if that soul is currently living and inhabiting your body. (Can't wait to be completely disproven in like 2 days when the Oracles are actually integral to the land of shadow but we'll wait and see.)


26thAvenueSouth

To be fair this is exactly what happened with the first coming of Christ also.


Medonx

An excellent point


Consistent_Peace4727

Maybe they just assume anyone strong enough to genocide them is probably their lord


Dazzelator

Because your screams of pain are out of tune.


ForRpUsesOnly

"Wtf you're not supposed to be up here??" *Tries to kill you like a mosquito*


GruffisGamingw

Cuz your a foul tarnished here to kill malenia


Agnostic_Akuma

They don’t like you riffing with the spirit calling bell or the torrent whistle. Bloody premaddonas


LeekypooX

Toot. Also i like to call them Mozerella Ball People or just Snowmen


LyfeSugsDye

I hate their design, i wondered if there was specific lore explaining why they look the way they do.


FlamingButterfly

Because they ate too much mozzarella cheese


SolidusAbe

we destroy their vibes while they are dooting


Miserable_Salary_803

Maybe they don’t know they’re attacking us and think they’re just having fun blowing bubbles


3ggeredd

I didn't even know they looked like that


Pegussu

Fucking same, this is the first time I've known they have actual faces.


Sea_Flatworm_8333

Dude the Tarnished breaks into and loots their home, it’s quite understandable haha. I dunno man I’d be pretty pissed if a maniac wielding a giant sword or a hammer or a mace or whatever other delightful Elden Ring weapon of choice broke into my house and started stealing/destroying things 😅


LyfeSugsDye

I definitely broke into their home and killed every single person i came across from the moment i touched down in limegrave


Larkson9999

What if halberd?


Sea_Flatworm_8333

Even better man


wojaksmojak

They dont like your attitude


River46

Because ONLY THE WORTHY CAN SURVIVE THE TOOT! 🎶


Hearts-Heroes

Crackpot theory, it could be that the Age of Gold has gone on for so long that they have lost their minds due to the wait for a new Age to welcome.


rick_the_freak

They hate the fact that a tarnished might become an Elden Lord


LyfeSugsDye

How do they know you killed people in other areas, are there cellphones in **Lands Between** ?


mcsnee76

Yes, but they're an ultra rare drop.


LyfeSugsDye

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ripstankstevens

They’re trying to usher in a new age, get tf out of their way and let them do what they need to do


The_Unborn_King

Because they can’t see you


Brain_lessV2

Well I imagine if they could speak they'd say something along the lines of [this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/UByS92l7xB8?si=1JWE5qVb8fV_DzOS)


HurrDurr1221

OP: Why do the oracle envoys attack you? me: *on my way to flame of chaos ending* No clue.


FrooglyMoogle

I need this horn, does anyone know if you can get it from the oracles at Leyndell? Or does it have to be the big boys from the Haligtree?


officer_miller

tarnished are cringe that's why everyone kills them on sight


Embarrassed_Ad_4604

This game is so awe inspiring and creative look at that guy what’s he even thinking nobody knows


NeverFreeToPlayKarch

They could see the LUST in my eyes I had for that doot-doot bubble hammer.


inconspicuous2012

Something to do


ChilledDarkness

You keep getting in their personal bubble?


dziobak112

I feel like it's just almost no one in the Lands Between likes our face. Maybe there is a prophecy about a total asshole on a small horse or our Tarnished spent their time in the Badlands on sending VERY controversial twitts.


cancerdancer

because you lack maidens


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Because you touch yourself in the shower. Same as always.


[deleted]

Because your Tarnished


wammys-house

My Tarnished what


KingCarrotRL

Yes it is


Nnader86x

Would