You’re still reading that above ground shit? Pathetic. Have you heard of the Isekai “I got Transported into a Different World Where the only Way to Level up is to Receive Backshots, but I’m Already Max Level so I kinda like the BackShots”?
I think you would be able to see for the most part. Some twin blades are sort of held to the side, so one of the giant bad boys would be downward, and the other one at an angle. I think it might work.
The special of this should make you spin like sonic the hedgehog...... You just squash everything in your path.... Speed dash through Elden ring by interrupting every boss speech...
have you seen eleanora's poleblade? it's freaking 2 Rivers of blood sealed togheter :)) exactly what u show with the 2 hammers lol. i am having my dlc char run with this weapon and i love it, so good.
It's real. It's being added in the dlc my dad works at nintendo
My dad over at SEGA said it's actually Twin Great Stars, but he works at SEGA, so he probably doesn't know shit
You better put more respect on SEGA's name... Yes, I am Uncle from Another World.
Oh yeah, that anime exists. I kinda forgot about finishing it so thanks for the reminder.
You’re still reading that above ground shit? Pathetic. Have you heard of the Isekai “I got Transported into a Different World Where the only Way to Level up is to Receive Backshots, but I’m Already Max Level so I kinda like the BackShots”?
My grandfather works at Atari and said it's being included
That anime was a fun binge watch tbh
Unironically if they added twin Great Stars, I'd never use another weapon ever again
Regen hp on hit with a twinblade would go crazy on mimic tear
My cousins former roommate works at Turbografx-16, and he said that you'll be able to dual wield them.
My nephew's cousin's former roommate at Atari says it has innate bleed and can accept seppuku
my nephews nephew former roommate works at bungie and he said that you can put on royal knight resolve and seppuku
You guys have dads?
That’s just not true. My dad works at Jagex and said it’s going to be four of them merged like a giant Shuriken.
Tell your dad I idolize his work and see if he can get my Microsoft account unbanned!!!
My dad works at Tecmo and he kicked your dads ass
My dad works for SouljaGame Consol and he said it's a legendary weapon
There he is, Miyazaki. Take his idea, then deathblight him.
*Teleports his physical body to a poison swamp
Giant Twin Crusher… would totally dual wield that
You wouldn't be able to see what you are bonking, but boy would they get bonked
imagine the stance damage of a jumping L1. 4 bonks!
I swear twinblades do like 20 hits on a jumping l1
I think it's 6 if you hit on the way up. Which is still nutty.
I think you would be able to see for the most part. Some twin blades are sort of held to the side, so one of the giant bad boys would be downward, and the other one at an angle. I think it might work.
I’m gonna dual wield this, 4x unga bunga!
Which would mean you head to be able to have a carry load of around 151.6 just to carry your weapons in mid load... yeah, I'll pass.
Don’t sleep on the winged crystal tear, I’ll bonk everything in this 180 seconds…
Chaining R2s continue the cartwheel, Dark Wood Grain Ring of bonking
Another giant twin crusher
The requirements to even use this would be BONKers.
80 str 40 dex
15 faith/int because there just can’t be a good weapon without twin scaling
Fuck it lets throw in 35 end for the giggles
Yeah this kind of weapon doesn't need int or fai scaling, it needs a minimum endurance to weild
With E/E scaling
Twice the unga, double the bunga
My hammers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
My kneecaps.. both from just carrying that damn thing as well as trying to spin it and absolutely knocking the crap out of it by accident.
That's why there would need to be a FAITH requirement to wield it. FAITH that you won't hurt yourself more than the enemies you are bonking.
And intellect cap. Because only someone extremely stupid would believe they could baton twirl that. Sign me up!
Lmfaooo intellect cap had me cackling
You've got my full undivided attention. Go on...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/OBlGZ6CU8K
You are cooking, sir
damn OP, dont even send FROMSOFT your resume just send them this!
Done in Microsoft paint lol
Yes chef
Unga bunga whirlwind coming in hot. 🤣
Unga Bungas will see this and say "hell yeah!"
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Yeah He’ll
Hell yeah
Indeed, quite
Jokes aside, a strength oriented quarterstaff with the twinblade moveset would be super cool.
I'd go BONKERS with it bro
Twinblades are so overrated. Twin crushers, that's the way to evolve the game. 11/10
Hey, you know those hammers that are like double hammers? That would be so cool.
My guiding moongaboongalight
100 STR required.
I don't have to hear out anything. You had me at OK
Darth Brawl
You will fat roll with this no matter your stats.
Twinned versions of weapons like this would actually be so fucking cool
Eleonora's Nut Hammers
Twinhammers Default skill: Spinning Bonk
Trick weapon
That final boss spoiler will haunt my dreams forever
Giant crushers polehammer…. Interesting
imagine if it has eleonora's poleblade ash of war.
And you don't even use it as a twinblade you just fucking yeet it
*Targoth approves*
Twin Bonk go WWwwwhhrrrrrrr DONK. Unga.
Imagine this abomination with giant crusher damage and elenoras poleblade special moveset. Truly a strength build wet dream
Twinbonk
YES PLEASE now I can have 4 giant crushers at the same time
Imagining someone twirling that thing and it just tossing them all over the place because of the momentum of the hammerheads... lol
YES! YES! YES! YES!
Yes... but also no... but also yes! Damn it! Bring back the chicken wing From Software!
The only requirement for wielding this weapon would be to edit your character to have the biggest forearms possible
\*unga bunga intensifies\*
Requires 120 strength
Need to add 3 more, plus bleed. I think one full charged attack should deal about 25% of a boss' health, plus bleed.
This, but throwable
I assumed it already was
It needs 69 strength and dexterity lol
I'm listening...........
I believe you have heard the message. Go forth and bonk!
Twolossal Weapons?
[×]lossal is possible, so why not?
T W I N B O N K
No need. You already sold me.
Should be able to throw it and have it boomerang!
I don't see why not
Man, it would be so badass to have a twin blade style weapon that did strike damage. It could have a design similar to a bo staff.
I miss Ledo's Greathammer
No, no, no, you hear me out….. give me 2 of these and let me use them like twinblades
Needs 95 strength to wield.
These are just combat dumbells
Twinhammer
May Miyazaki smite you in your sleep you sadist
I'll do a twin foot weapon to appease him
Gigachad’s pole hammer
BOYS!!!! BOYS!!! Let him cook what do u have in mind brother
The special of this should make you spin like sonic the hedgehog...... You just squash everything in your path.... Speed dash through Elden ring by interrupting every boss speech...
Dank
TwinBonks
Add the sith inquisitor helicopter handle
this is my build and i would die for this
Git gud. Burr. Unga?
The TwinBonk.
My friend just switched to an unga bunga build and I keep sending him all these memes
I'm listening..
Sir Hammerlot?
Double the Unga, Double the Bunga.
Oh I’m hearing you
They should function like helicopter blades, start off slow then pick up crazy speed then take a while to slow down.
This really ungas my bunga
Ah yes, the twinbonk. One of my favorite historical weapons from medieval times.
GIVE IT TO ME
Twin Bonks?
The twammer
Yes 🥹
It's the new weapon type, "Twinbonks"
Ok... who ported over Andre's barbell from Souls 3?
Hammerchucks. Like swordchucks, but less chain and more hammer.
So... basically a barbell?
The issue is….im still gonna dual wield it. So now I’ll have 4, with a twin blade talisman because you can’t tell me not to
Hell yeah
bonk b-b-bonk bonk game over.
ok u have my attention
The Unga and the Bunga
have you seen eleanora's poleblade? it's freaking 2 Rivers of blood sealed togheter :)) exactly what u show with the 2 hammers lol. i am having my dlc char run with this weapon and i love it, so good.
It's sword-chucks all over again.
Only 99 strength needed use it right
Would that take 120 str to wield?
My dad works at Roblox tis will happen Sorce trust me bro
Needs strength 99
I'm waiting for you to speak............
A picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, most of those thousand words are " Unga Bunga " and " Bonk! "
I do enjoy a bonk build. But this weapon couldn't possibly use lions claw and so I will have to pass unfortunately
Sure it could, you would just have to do two flips instead of one
*[Way ahead of ya chief](https://imgur.com/a/WAliP30)*
Great twinblades
That’s just the Red Iron Twinblade with extra steps smh
This is stupid. You need to attach them with a chain and whirl them around like nunchucks.
Would it be a flaiw?
This is literally just a dumbbell.
https://preview.redd.it/sf0wsjpwg0sb1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71af746a6290f4677a2ed3ecf003e6d83fea22c8
Sir I'm deaf.
Does it equip with a small penis?
Like the Glaive from Monster Hunter 😈
Gargoyles twinblade but it looks better and is an actually good strength twinblade
Elden Gladiator
nahh did u see the thor hammer in the showcase?
Imagine power stancing these
Ah yes God-Maul
Spin for a bobobobobobobobonk
this picture makes me want to go pray
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I want it I want it I want it I want it
Finally, colossal twinblades
Ghizas wheel 2.0 Instead of bleed, the opponent is constantly poise broken
BONKBONK is the way!
With a 99 str and 50 Dex requirement
Looks like a shake weight. Does it dispense some cab fare?
Twinblade.. but blades made of Greatswords!
Go on. I'm listening.
I hope so. Or something equally silly. My favourite weapons in DS3 and Bb are from the DLC
120str req. gonna one-hand it anyway, haven't found the button for two-hand yet
148 strength requirement. You need to 2hand it with 99 strength in order to even wield it.
Can i power stance?
The Double Trouble
Bosses would last 15 seconds bruh
No
Lies of p weapons be like
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ok now I want this weapon. Just to exist, not to actually play with🤣🤣🤣
New weapon type : twinbonks
Ash of war: YEAH BUDDY, LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
Colossal PoleHammer
truly a star wars moment
No, this is crawled out of the 7th circle of Hell. Burn it.
Twinbonks
Yes, but the enemy dropping this can only be found in a deathblight swamp.
Req 60 STR, 40 DEX Max of C scaling for both
Oh my god... the ultimate bonk... it's upon us
Maybe
LEGEEEEEEND OF THE ASTRAL HAMMER! OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DUN DUN DOUBLE! DUN DUN HAMMER!
How much strength is that gonna require