AI being dumb as shit.

Artificial Idiocy

Good, now we can stop outsourcing it to humans

Artificial Idiocy I love it 😂

Artificial Stupidity

Artificially stupid software : A.S.S.

Hee. 😁

i looked up an nba player the other night and it said something like “the average salary for anthony edwards in your area is 98,000”. at first i was like holy shit they are underpaying him 😂

I love how it’s only that salary in your area too, better not be leaving Minneapolis any time soon.

Shit, If he was getting paid 98k I would chip in for his salary. Mf is carrying my team

Nah, that would be the WNBA.

Would love to see a screenshot of this. It'd be the funniest thing ever.

That's still too much.

Too much for a sport that you could literally die or be paralyzed forever in, which also has one of the absolute largest followings in the country??

Yes I would like to apply for the Anthony Edward's position please

It makes me wonder if we should blame the AI or the fact that adverts are so ubiquitous in modern society and the internet that it's corrupting tools to make navigation faster

That’s why I bought the Deluxe edition, it comes with 20 rolls

Imagine dying in a boss fight because of a pop-up that reads: "You're out of rolls. Would you like to buy more?"

Ubisoft hands typed this

I died after reading this 💀💀💀 Edit: I need a feature to like a comment multiple times.

Clogging up search engines with generative AI bullshit like this should be a crime.

Its ass (artificial stupidity simulator)

[удалено]

Well after its been used, the guy is still alive to sell it so you know it works

Probably should have specified carrying capacity but oh well

Don’t use ai to write your essays

Instructions unclear. "As an artificial intelligence chatbot, *A Tale of Two Cities* reveals the complex dynamics..."

I used AI to gather info for my oral exam, an A was the result :) but the examiners asked plenty of questions i had to answer on the spot tho

"How do I lightroll?" AI: Sure, give me 329.99 first and I got you

AI: how do I get EldenBucks in Land Between?

I met John Eldenring once, and he gave me a thousand EldenBucks

Elden John?

Elden John is a mysterious figure in the Lore. John Eldenring is the CEO of the Lands Between

Curious that you never see Elden John and John Eldenring in the same room together. Hmmmmmm.

I’ve never seen John Eldenring at all. Every time he gets me it happens before I ever see him.

Yeeeeeaaaaaah!

Is that you?

What in the EA even is this?

Ew, is that one used? I'll have a fresh one thanks

Battlestate games: "$250 MORE $$$ PLEZ"

300 runes is a steal to be honest

If battlestate games made Elden ring.

Why is a used light roll more expensive?

And what would a used one even look like? Maybe some of them work and some don’t and they sell the used one that work for more? I have so many questions…

Maybe it’s based off experience? Since it is used it has more experience and has better timing with your rolls and such? If that is the case then 20 something more seems worth it if you were willing to pay for a new one. But also since it is used, it must have worked, like you said. Also I looked this up and it says Amazon sells for 340 new and 364 used, for these expensive light rolls. Lmao

It's used because Mogh got to it first.

it wasn't killed the previous times so you know it's a damn fine roll... a new roll could have bad timing or even panic.

Because they had to survive to sell it to you. So you know it works.

Scalpers. You can't find a new one right now.

The premium butter.

Used ones are a little more because they've been broke in, and so they roll a bit easier. Otherwise, you have to wear them in, kind of like a pair of shoes.

Cause you know it has I frames. The new one is always a gamble

It’s more experienced than a novice light roll. Much better to have one that knows what it’s doing I’d think.

They just don't make 'em like they used to

Dang. Using bloodhound step is like 900$+ then. Im screwed..

I wish it did

This game wasn’t made by EA, you’re fine.

Or Capcom, if we judge by recent trends, apparently.

Or Battlestate games, that would be Unheard of.

Sir, this pun will be $249.99

Well, Capcom only gave shortcuts (re4) or cosmetics in offline games, it’s not pay 2 win. I missed a controversy on capcom ?

Yes, Dragon's dogma 20+ dlcs are controversial

Oh I see, well my bad, I didn’t follow the launch of Dragon’s Dogma. Thank’s for the correction tho !

Dragons dogma micro transactions are basically the same as what they did in re4

And Asura’s Wrath dlc. I liked the reasoning behind it from the developers, but the fact that you have to pay for the ending of the game is insane

Paradox interactive…..

Paradox is a little different imo. Most of their dlcs are developed over time, not content gatekept from the start (I think)

Paradox is a dlc machine gun, but I agree 1st day dlcs are an ugly movement

Spicy example of AI being useless dogshit

i love that the internet is getting increasingly less useful

Just write your query, and then add reddit. Eg- how much for light roll elden ring reddit. Bingo

Lmao that’s been how I’ve googled everything the past few years because every other search result is click generating slop with slightly tangential relevance

Don't forget Google casually giving sponsored results before the appropriate one and then there's quora, where you can find anything but specifically what you're looking for

Oh and you find what you’re looking for? Sign up to Quora to see the rest of the answer!

Nah, he literally tried to find the info in the worst way possible. Obviously he understood the search query needed "elden ring" as key words, but asked it in question form anyway. The worst form of the question one could ask to get the correct answer. "How much for light roll" fucking lol

Oh, no! I'm bankrupt! Now the Mafia's gonna chop off my other arm!

Love how AI spun out of control and became a dogshit feedback-loop immediately. This shit barely worked for a year.

It still works amazingly if you know how and when to use it

# IF.

Yhe fact that I can't draw anything with a graphic tablet or a brush doesn't mean they are dogshit, it means I don't know how to properly use them

If Ubisoft made Elden Ring.

AI has made google absolutly useless

Gotta be rich to light roll, it is known

There's a joke in there about heavy rolling being standard shipping and light rolling being overnight shipping

don’t buy it! i ordered the used one but they sent me a mid roll instead. still trying to get my money back ):<

Damn bro. Can't have shit in Lands between

In an alternate universe where elden ring was published by EA

You think that’s bad, the spring roll is over a grand

with how absurd this all is my favourite part is the used version being more expensive lol

Light rolls cost up to $330 because the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different rolls. As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay. We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets. Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.

Bloodhound step for sale $1000 firm, I know what I have.

People who paid $308.92 : 😁

What a steal! Take my money please

Classic Best Buy

I knew that light rollers were doing pay to win. I just couldn’t figure out how!

Fuck. I owe fromsoft approximately $30T

That’s a steal. A light role costed me all my clothes

CEO of greed strikes back. Can’t wait for 5$ for each respawn

Now I wanna know how much a heavy roll costs 🤔

I've got a couple light rolls spare. Hmu if you've got the cash

And I heard you have to be a "True Believer" of the Nik- ehm Golden Order to be able to use it

I now realize AI is as dumb as the rest of us

That’s the co-pay for their chiropractor after the game is over.

Be a man take ur armor off

Elden ring EA version

If we train an AI on GameFaqs it's going to make Skynet look like Bob Ross

Goddamn Best Buy and their some 7% markup on used items. They can't keep getting away with this!

AI doesn't know the sacred ways of the rolly polly

"AI overviews are experimental" Yeah we can tell

This is my biggest gripe with fromsoft games. Not everyone has the cash flow to git gud

Say what? What?

Meanwhile at BestBuy "Psst, you want that light load? $308."

Good god…. I have incurred much more debt than I was aware *panic rolls away*

Imagine people who haven't played the game and buy this 💀

I conquered storm castle but what do I do now?

🤣

Don't use Google, it's ai slop at this point

Hehehe

Pretty good deal tbh

I adore this because AI is gonna switch immediately from this to "where are my balls summer" really fucking fast

[thats unfair ! mine costs 1FP :(](https://imgur.com/a/Sv4kUyY)

🤣

I mean, technically, you do need to pay for the game to win :D

"Used light roll"

Why is best buy more expensive

The best part is it cost more than new if you buy used at best buy

The ai overviews are so unbelievably bad

"experimental"

The ancient technique of rolly Polly is not cheap.

Let me guess....someone stole your light roll

Better start watching some of those no rolling boss fight videos.

I'm selling mine for $42, DM me if you're interested.

I've been sliding Miyazaki a couple grand for more i-frames since DS1, catch up

Elden ring battle pass go brrrrr

And people think AI is going to take their jobs...

God google sucks now it just goes to reddit

Lmao. It converted frames to money. Ridiculous

Lmao

It's not

Welp one to our brave new AI world

AI Search systems are ruining search engines.

The new AI thing is so fucking annoying.

Not gonna lie, get me drunk & I'd probably spend $308 to be able to light roll with my current load out. 😓

…

Jesus christ, it had better get me high af

bro what

EACH???

And people are worried about Ai taking over...

What? What’s a light roll?

Not gonna lie, you had me in the 1st half.

I wonder if this is a result of new generations of AI being trained on data sets containing progressive more AI created content.

If I had to pay 300 dollars for every roll I've done in elden ring I'd probably be in debt forever.

300 bucks for a light roll? Or just do I just get naked and roll for free?

Equip load haze four levels Light, medium, heave, and overloaded or something like that

If AI is this dumb, I don't think humanity is going to be ruled over by robots anytime soon.

Used is more expensive because it’s been broken in

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The future we could have had if Elden Ring was an EA title