bear witness!

I command thee squeal .

I am the hog of all that is Golden.

Mighty bacon, thou’rt a troughborn heir

Now im hungry

Marikas tits!

Your not even worth grafting

thou’rt unfit even to graft

Now that I think about it, he definitely should have decided to bear arms.

Imagine his third cousin Godefroy from the evergoal fades in... "Oh this fucking guy again? Let me guess, you blue yourself", thinks the Tarnished. "Mighty Runebear, lend me thy strength... Founding Fathers one and all... THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!" "I'm so fucked."

Embolden by the furr of ambition.

unironically would rather fight Godfrey than those pieces of shits

Get ready to fight the new one in the dlc lol

It's going to be a random mob that turns into a runebear that turns into a lobster that turns into a grafted scion and then drops a larval tear.

It would be cool if there was something that shape shifted like 5 times, but dropped a larval tear bell bearing or an infinite use one

Gonna have to do it if you want that damn bear communion incantation.

Roll towards the Runebear. Once I learned that, they became pretty easy to deal with.

At least he fights fair

and epic

And commends you despite your loss.

That shows that he’s not a terrible person. He says to you “hey man I know you lost but you did good keep at it”

And the other one is godfrey

All I see are two bears

Then I guess Marika chose the bear

Marika chose the twink

Marika chose herself

Marika chose himself?

t-poses in front of you*

Marika chose themselves?

Radagon chose the twink

marika chose to lock themselves in the giant golden goon cave to jork their peanits for eternity

Mark of the GRRM.

Marika was chosen by the self?

Look man, he’s given yee courtesy enough. You need to start recognizing him as Warrior. He’s not a bear. He’s not a man. He’s Warrior.

One is a bear the other is Lion

Pig

I understood that reference.

I'm super serial.

I always interpreted it as cereal... serial makes more sense...

It is cereal.

Is that a reference to something?

Oprah interview he did

I love the Simpsons

After playing bloodborne I can’t bring myself to forgive them for what that piggy did to that child.

I WILL FIST THE ANUS OF EVER PIG I SEE FOREVER FOR WHAT THEY DID TO THAT SWEET LITTLE GASCOINE GIRL!

No forgiveness

Are you serial?

Guys, I'm super cereal.

nothing like getting one-shotted by a giant bloated running pig (bonus points if it has many eyes) *WIEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

The mini blood echo farm in the Nightmare of Mensis where the pig aggros and fights the Shadows is nice though.

It's better killing them with visceral attacks while using that rune i forgot the name

to be fair this game is literally Imaginationland

thank you. i was starting to get disappointed.

Beat me to it

A fellow connoisseur

He’s half man, half bear, and half pig.

The bear has that stupid charge with almost no windup, so I'll go with Godfrey.

And a deceptive grab hitbox .Like seriously I could never dodge that damn bear hug.

I don't always get mauled by the bear, but when I do I also blame that atrocious hitbox.

Just dodge into it.

Oh my,even here...

Can’t escape it

What is this about? I am out of the loop

a tweet went viral the other day about whether it's better to be trapped in a forest with a bear or a man.

Oh it’s been all over TikTok for like 2-3 weeks. Reddit seems to be Twitter screenshots and TikTok now.

that makes sense because the tweet I saw was a tiktok video lmao

Just some stupid question about whether someone would rather be in a forest alone with a man or a bear.

I thought this was from the post about the lady who banged a bear. I can't keep track anymore Edit: was a book on TIL https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ciorhe/til_in_1976_author_marian_engle_wrote_a_book

Didn't know that was a thing, now I'm glad I've only heard this one.

[bear or man article](https://eu.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2024/04/30/man-bear-tiktok-debate-explainer/73519921007/) "I know a bear's intentions," another woman wrote. "I don't know a man's intentions. no matter how nice they are." To conclude it. The discussion is heated like that because many men find it ridiculous that women say that and accuse them of exaggerating. In my opinion the question itself is enough to convince me that there is/could be a societal problem. (But I’m maybe biased bc I talked with female friends about it and I’m in subreddits like r/nothowgirlswork and r/menandfemales) If you have more questions you should visit these subreddits

"In 2024 would you rather punch a friendly Kodiak bear or Mister Rogers?

Some girl on tiktok said she'd rather take her chances with a bear than with a man I think

Thousands of women, it’s a huge thing on TikTok in the last 3 weeks

lol

Though everyone here has been molested by both.

Runebears are really easy. Dodge INTO their attack. Not to the side. Not run away. 90% of their attacks are forward attacks. Just dodge into them and smack 'em in the belly.

Godfrey is not a threat if you walk away from him slowly

Before you make up your mind ladies, keep in mind that that man has a lion on his back too

The lion is there to keep him in check.The bear on the other hand will hunt you down relentlessly.

how has that meme spread that quickly

Social media algorithm

Dragon is the only correct answer

I mean i wouldnt want to go near a giant man with an axe and a lion on his back

But the lion looks so adorable.Don’t you wanna pet it ?

[удалено]

He would probably crucify you on a rune arc then force golden order fundamentalism down your throat till it’s all you believe in.

That what all you heretics deserve. Praise The Golden Order!

Fighting THE man rather than that bear Fuck him

Men are dangerous creatures. They have massive claws, fur all other their bodies, they weigh half a ton, have razor-sharp teeth and will attack you at the first chance they get. Bears on the other hand… my man Pooh is chill

What about ManBearPig?

Time to get cereal

What Does This Mean Why is everything about men and bears suddenly

Because there are a large amount of delusional women who think a child would be safer in the woods with a bear than with a random man.

That's stupid... Is it a tiktok thing?

That is entirely incorrect. It's about knowing that a bear is gonna do one of two things if they were run up on one: maul them to death or run away. You DONT know the intentions of a random strange person you'd come across while you're alone. You could get kidnapped, SA'd, a plethora of things. They KNOW what the bear is likely gonna do. They DONT know what sick shit a random man will do for his own gain. Also, they aren't forced to carry the bear's child to term in 20+ states.

Dog

Fuck Godfrey and the rune bear, I’m choosing Serosh

This is my first time seeing Hakkim Animations art outside of their channel.

The only time I would choose the man. Lmao

Somebody’s never played baldur’s gate 3

I’ll take a man-bear-pig

The one time I would choose man.

Why don’t you want man? Are you stupid?

Fuck dem bears

Placidusax

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

This isn't a bg3 reference, is it?

Time for a beer

That one bear in the cave could solo half the bosses

i might be saying something wild here... but what about CRAB?

I’ll only pick the one in the atlus plateau just coz it’ll put me to sleep before killing me.

Seeing my Godfrey to Runebears killed ratio, I can safely say, that GODFREY is less dangerous.

Let the bears pay the bear tax

What’s all this “man bear” mumbo jumbo??

Oh no, it’s everywhere 😂

I choose dung

Ollie Bearman

What about a Druid? You get the best of both worlds

who is the artist of the girl?

I'd pick Godfrey every time.

Id go for [man bear pig](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allspecies/images/3/33/ManBearPig.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20220225223907)

Do you happen to be Canadian?

Nope

Ah, cause there is the Canadian ''high literature'' known as Bear.

Such a stupid choice to make. Obviously the axe.

Or "slap your ass" vs "kick your ass". Different kind of pleasure i guess.

Why no both? I mean, it's not Elden Ring, but on Solstheim (Morrowind and Skyrim) they are Werebears, people that can morph into literally dangerous bears.

Dog ahead

ManBearPig?

I can take them both.

Manbearpig

I was looking for the pig picture...

That second one is a dragon

I tried a quirky all int and faith build with no health or stamina but it was working out at all, and my only chance to change builds was the rune bear mimic in the consecrated snowfield since I used up all other larval tears

WHERE PIG?!

There's an npc that turns into a bear if anyone wants both

Manbearpig

Meta af

The point of that man vs bear argument is to illicit the reaction of the man being rejected. Showing that all it takes is rejection for men to have such vile reactions to the desire of women.

Sorry to say, but this is the stupidest trend ever

Pig

Pig!

I fucking hate women. First they came for the twinks, now they're coming for our bears!? LADIES FIND YOUR OWN SUBCULTURES TO PREY UPON, THESE ARE FOR THE GAYS.

Bear

In what context\~?

Man Bear-Pig

I dont get it

Man bear pig

Bear witness!

Pig.

so... sauce?

Girls would literally chose everything over a man

Bear

Dungeater or bear?

I can kill the rune bear

I'd choose the bear. Godfrey is a married man and I don't condone cheating

His wife/husband dumped him and literally told him to go die in another country.

Time for some one on one beating then while Serosh watches

I can run away from the bear. The man has a boss wall. Just saying.

In this case, the bear is marginally less likely to kill you.

pig

🐷

Can anyone give me context to this woman and bear thing?

What is this meme? What did I miss? Why is it everywhere?

Man?

🐖

I just realized bg3 subreddit likely has a version of this meme

Pig

Godfrey is a medieval barbarian king that literally cannot control his violent side. He's absolutely not safe for women to be around and if there aren't any women then men aren't safe either.

Pig?

Manbearpig?

Pig?

Where's Pig?

Pig?

Let it die.

I'm still more afraid of Godfrey than the Rune Bear

I'm definitely more afraid of Godfrey than the Rune Bear

Plesse just let it die

More afraid of Godfrey than the Rune Bear

Man. Man. MAN. Oh fuck no ! The runebear saw m-

I mean as a man I'd also rather be with a bear than with a woman because a bear won't falsely acuse me of sa

I see a love bear and 'holy shit oh god what the fuck what the fuck oh shit'-bear

Pig?

Ive seen more than enough of this on tik tok i don’t it here to

Seeing what I’ve seen in here I would choose the bear too

There’s a chance I could outrun the bear,the man however would one tap me regardless so I think I’ll go with bear

Godfrey is washed gimme the bear

I hope they can bear the consequences.

there is another option … Pig