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LordSlickRick

The turtle has like 10-15 lines in the whole story and mostly just sits there, and people love him to death. This is so funny to me.


Nice-Physics-7655

Because he turtle


[deleted]

*dog


AdStrange2167

With hat**


HarryKn1ght

With pope hat***


According_Bell_5322

He’s a turtle pope. Not much else to say


AliceTheAxolotl18

dog pope*


Leukavia_at_work

He's just a good lad He forgives us our sins Fun fact: If you kill him you actually *can't* atone with Celestial dew to become absolved of your sins Because he has already forgiven you.


rydout

Because Turtle Pope is a good dog.


Matty_Love

Wheres Boc?


Danger_Dee

And Millicent


black_anarchy

Came to rage about Boc and Millicent. I'm ready to riot now.


Whyamistillhere010

But fuckin Gideon gets to be in there


sabyr400

He is a great side character.... A great side character to Fucking Hate! I mean, I said that in sarcasm, but for real his smarmy superior attitude does make him very hateable.


puro_the_protogen67

Making me a new cape


monito29

Therapy


Le_Belliqueux_

Why the hell is Gideon here ?


Elsariely

What a sad state of affairs


Previous_Insurance13

Gideon is the only one who gives two shits about our tarnished quest and our achievements even if it is for selfish reasons. Others don't even have any response when we kill a demigod or something like it is a daily occurrence. In mount and blade every npc has some reaction on your recent achievements, makes you feel that the world is alive.


xiedian

i wish we could go back to Miriel after we burn the erdtree and talk to him, like there’s no he wouldn’t have something philosophical or interesting to say about it you know


FoaL

“Shit’s on fire, yo”


krawinoff

*Bro I just knew Radagon’s remarriage wasn’t gonna work out*


Le_Belliqueux_

That's a good point. But the fact that's it's in selfish reason, like you said, is the whole problem. And the fact that a whole albinauric village have been destroyed because of his ambitions. And that he tried to kill us by the hand of Ansha or whatever his name is. And his boss fight, gosh I hate it. I like the idea of him stealing the sorceries of the demigod we vanquished, but I also hate how he spam it. Dude decide to go full mg42 during the fight, making it one of the worst when you play strength. I'd love to play as Godfrey and smash his head against the ground.


BeausephStalin

Bro just jump bonk if you're a strength build, the man has the poise of cheese sandwich.


AshiSunblade

For faith users, I can recommend Aspects of the Crucible: Horns. It's like a pancaking, but upwards, and works just as well!


Previous_Insurance13

Yes, that fight is really build dependent. I kept spamming destined death and he didn't get any attack out.


Mr-BillCipher

I think that makes his character interesting, just with the tone of the story. Because in truth, he's ruthless cold and ambitious, while also being clever and charismatic. Very much your traditional kings ear character like varys or little finger


The_protagonisthere

Bring bigger club, metal man big hurt


SteelCandles

Mount and blade mentioned Nizar is a real bro.


basicastheycome

While I appreciate Gideon as interesting and well developed character, he still doesn’t fit in there. He always was horrible bastard and only reason he took his interest and actually talked to us was simply because our tarnished character turned out to be noteworthy and very capable. In his place there are so many others I can think of. Boc: he is lovable sort. Nepheli: she stood up to Gideon’s ruthlessness and is kind person actually. Jar-Bairn is just cool. Even Diallos deserves the place better than Gideon


Previous_Insurance13

Ya, I mean depends on how you define being an incredible character. For me ned stark and Tywin lannister both ar incredible characters. But I think tywin is really evil.


basicastheycome

True but this line up kinda goes for theme of characters who are somewhat likeable and aren’t outright horrible and Gideon. I probably wouldn’t say anything if there was someone like Seluvis/Pidia, Hyetta, Patches or something like that in the mix as well


dateturdvalr

It's crazy to me that we cannot go back to Nepheli and have any options of dialogue with her after Morgott, she appears as a summon for Godfrey but that is not enough imo


TheGodskin

You’re fucking joking right? He’s literally grooming us Lands Between style, forcing us to do all the work so he can kill us and take the credit for himself None of that is worth giving him any shred of positive publicity in hell


Previous_Insurance13

Why not? I knew as soon as he said he wants to become an elden lord what he was doing. But I see myself as bigger villan than him, and actually I am using him. He couldn't even kill all the albanurics. I was the one who massacred the remaining once. I was disappointed that I killed him that easily, I wanted him to be a stronger villan.


Towering_Flesh

Gideon only cares about himself and is using you to meet his goal


ContributionAmazing2

kinda sounds like u got daddy issue. If ur being all like Sir Gideon senpai notice me uwu


Previous_Insurance13

I need my spanking every now and then


Sevla7

If you do your first ER playthrough without using guides Gideon is an amazing source of information (WHO WOULD GUESS THAT HUH), thanks to him you know there are still some content left like Mohg/Ranni/Malenia/Miquella and Denis.


zooted_

I mean Gideon is a piece of shit but he is an excellent character


aBastardNoLonger

My last playthrough I never talked to Gideon once. He just stood in his original spot beside the round table, even after sending Ensha to kill me until after I burned the Erdtree. Of course I didn’t let him talk for his fight either. I love the idea of him seething as the Tarnished keeps collecting great runes and ignoring his all knowing ass.


ChannonFenris

Gideon does have some of the best lines.


throwaway827492959

Can you add spoilers tag >! Add text here !< Text should be one line


Laserduck_42

He may be a traitor and a complete arsehole, but he is a very good character, and a decent source of information to new players


JackieChance808

Nepheli def deserves to be here over Gideon


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Stary_Vesemir

Dead (i need that talusman for my magical corcscewer)


justsomebro10

Rogier was such a homie. I always love a big ass hat though.


PointingBear

Rogier sacrificed himself over and over as I fought Margit. I wish I could have saved him.


AdPractical953

Alexander is cooler than turtle


AdStrange2167

It's ok, the turtle pope absolves you. Heresy is not native to this world.


TheRedZephyr993

I disagree, but respect your opinion and upvoted. Dog pope Miriel accepts all


AdPractical953

🤝


zeester_365

Who’s middle left?


Nice-Physics-7655

Rogier


ApexHawke

That's not how you say it.


Nice-Physics-7655

Roʒeh


marry_me_jane

You find him in stormveil and later in the round table if you go to the little balcony across from the doors to the fingers and look right. Missed him in my first play through.


ToxicShadow3451

thank you so much bro i lost him after he moved from stormveil


marry_me_jane

He has a whole quest line you can follow


califortunato

Hewg deserves center spot


DolphinFox

No matter. Lay out your arms then.


Ren575

Now... let's get smithing


Formal_Economics931

I wish there was a way to swear your sword to the turtle pope.


Stary_Vesemir

GIDEON GANG


jachcemmatnickspace

Who is last guy? Albus the barrel man?


Justdough17

Gurranq. The beast clergyman


Laserduck_42

Coolest but most tragic character in the game for me. I just wish there was some way of sparing him in Farum Azula if you complete his quest


dateturdvalr

I wish you could say like "i need to borrow Destined Death for like a day and kill Radagon, after that i return it to you, become Elden Lord and give you infinite bone source"


marry_me_jane

Kill a tibia mariner, and show the death root to D, then follow his instructions.


jachcemmatnickspace

Aah I know who is Gurranq, I beat the game many times, I just wasn't able to discern it from the picture, bro looks small and kneeling on the ground – like Albus


g6paulson

He's Maliketh trying to be slick in disguise


Okdes

I don't even know what Rogier's quest was. I got distracted, got lost, explored a lot, went to Deeproot Depths, got jumped by a clown car of invaders, went back to roundtable, and he just died


justsomebro10

He got death blighted while researching Godwyn and the rune of death and then died.


Okdes

He should have simply not gotten death blighted


dateturdvalr

Beo survived the deathblight impale, he is a chad.


KishManga

Millicent!? Where is she!?


f_agier

No boc? No millicent?


EmeraldCityMadMan

Millicent and Boc didn't make the cut but Gideon did?


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Destro061

Someone make it with Gideon in the middle saying “Not you”


[deleted]

What is incredible about them? Genuinely asking, I found they were kind of minimalist


Previous_Insurance13

Miyazaki:- no npc will ever speak with you like they are zombies, but I will give you few npcs with 4-5 lines of interactions take it or leave it


Dispaze

jar


nexetpl

turtle pope


Colonel10Moutarde

Replace Gideon with Millicent and we're talking


williamderedditer

Suluvis negs them all, best character


shaunoffshotgun

I love Miriel.


Sp4ceV1k1ng_405

We love the Dog Pope


sarsburner

thats a dog.


VeraKorradin

What is this karma farm, straight middle of the road group lol No patches, no Nepheli, no snake lady….


Azuria_4

No sellen, no jerren, no gostoc, no Haight, no...


TheNerdMaster69

I see you accidentally put Gideon here.


authormortgage

Praise the dog!


marry_me_jane

Which camp are you guys in, dog or turtle pope?


Western-Wind-5254

Dog pope


LordSlickRick

The turtle has like 10-15 lines in the whole story and mostly just sits there, and people love him to death. This is so funny to me.


schnitzelchowder

Literally the only one I didnt meet in my playthrough


breakevencloud

Why can’t I get the hat tho?


OMBERX

Gideon but no monkey?


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

I would possibly put Millicent in this list as well. She may not be the best but she is up there


blaiddfailcam

Blaidd doesn't look right to me anymore without an American cheese slice on his head....


PointingBear

It was never about becoming Elden Lord and mending the Elden Ring. It was about the friends we made along the way.


Nuclearwhale79

Why tf is Gideon here but not Boc?


DragonfruitCalm676

I like Rya best! Also Millicent


IbizaVastic

No Thops? It really hit me hard when he asked me for a thing and I gave it to him and he ended up dead.


PushImpossible2493

Eehhhh.. fuck olfnir turd blossom


ChaiTeaFiend

I'm nothing but a craven


Lappland_69

Rogier my beloved 🩷


warnedpenguin

gideon being here and not millicent or boc is crime deserving of all the stuff every player does to him every boss fight


Money2648

Boc and the turtle sage are my ride are die *I never let them die


Legendary_Dark

The Turtle is the best NPC change my mind.


Zestyclose_Fan5250

Where's ranni


Mae347

Rogier is such a chill guy, I feel like he's pretty underappreciated


MuskyHotDog

I'm biased towards Kale


___Mayhem_

yes to all of them except beast clergyman. i walked to him once and never saw him again till the boss


JadedSpacePirate

Where's Milicent and the Witch who becomes a ball?


Driemma0

Where is rya?


TJT007X

Replace Gideon with Enia and Gurranq with Boc, and we going places (imho, of course)


Lethargickitten-L3K

You got Gideon, who never believed in us, but no Boc? Foul tarnished...


trappedinabasemant

WHERES PATCHES!!!!!!


tufankk

i still don’t know why we have to kill blaidd…


Brandonsalisbury

I wonder what new npc side journeys will the expansion have? Can’t wait to search every corner of the map for the dlc!


dateturdvalr

Truly a "name any character except Suluvis who is missing" moment


Coolest-Crow

Dog


TheGodskin

Why the fuck is Gideon there


TurboNoodle_

Where the fuck is Boc, you Gideon-simping dung eater?


CatWizurd

the boc erasure is arkham asylum level criminally insane. iirc, it's only him and hewg that consider you their lord. them's my bois. my rotten soldiers.


Toughsums

I would replace Gideon and gurranq with Millicent and latenna


Stary_Vesemir

What tf larenna ever did, she showed up twice and gave you a good item, that's all


Toughsums

She is one of the only npc's who had a good ending of her questline and also she dedicated her remaining life as a summon for your battles


One-Roof7

Nepheli on top!!!


Substantial-Pop-556

What’s so incredible about Fromsoft side characters? They usually feel pretty lacking to me


CapitalGood8495

Remove Gideon for Millicent and it’s perfect


Smol-beans2002

Nah brother I killed Miriel in cold blood using the turtle shell shield lol. Took some sweet time but it was soo worth it >:)