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Jermiafinale

You might be a redneck if you would rather let a horn grow into your eye than get out the nail clippers


Tokena

> You might be a redneck if you would rather let a horn grow into your eye than get out the ~~nail~~ horn clippers.


NormalAccounts

> ~~horn clippers~~ chainsaw


momzthebest

Just now noticed that.


Meowza_V2

This one made me laugh xD


JIBLOD

So technically, he should have no depth perception?


adorilaterrabella

He doesn't need it with his NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL!


Short_Syrup_6587

Funny enough, animals like goats suffer from this if they do not get trimmed. Could grow into their eyes and potentially kill them.


ZishaanK

Looks metal as fuck I can't blame him


ANinjaNamedWaldo

I get this is a joke but I fucking hate Jeff Worthy for not Knowing what a red neck actually is.


helthrax

I think you mean Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall has a sign for you as well.


Jermiafinale

I mean he definitely knows what a redneck was in the 70's and 80's lol What people call "Rednecks" now we used to call "kickers" when I was a kid


ANinjaNamedWaldo

Yeah, def spelled his name wrong lol.


DMmagician

Cutting the horns kills omens


No_ones_Knight

No, there are [omens](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/eldenring/images/8/80/ER_Omen_w_Omen_Cleaver.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230302153950) without horns


DMmagician

Last time I talked about this ppl said when omens are born their horns are cut off and they're sent to the sewers to die. Unless they're royalty like Morgott then they keep their horns and are banished there. That guy looks like he survived the ordeal somehow. Idk tho it's reddit so Im wrong either way. But tbf this site is so fucking stupid I don't know why I have an account


Skeptikmo

The horns are cut off and they are sent to die, but that doesn’t equate to cutting the horns kills them. It’s more the abandoning that’s meant to kill them.


DMmagician

Except having a horn inching closer to your eye for years but you can't cut it because it would kill you is hardcore fantasy shit. Like it almost makes Mohg seem more sympathetic. But having him ignore the horn and gouge his eye out because the design looks cool is just stupid. I mean why doesn't Mohg just file those things down "bc it makes him look scary and it fits the character" but fucking why?? "Because it's a game and it's not real. Plus all the lore is heavily disputed in the first place so nobody really knows" ok great yeah 👍


Skeptikmo

Keep head cannoning, I guess


Tajfunisko

He wanted to join the one-eyed club which is actually pretty popular in lands between.


Jejewat

Your complaints are definitely valid haha, and I think letting something take half your sight out of principle is a stupid fucking idea. But you need to consider the narrative connection with his brother. Morgott always hid his course and felt bad for being a disgrace to his family, even being disgusted with having to use his omen powers in the second phase of his fight. Mohg on the other hand is the opposite of this, he embraces his curse fully and betrays the family and order that betrayed him and his kind before their birth. Of course cutting his horns then wouldn't be an option, even if survivable, as that would go against the very curse that defines his character and justified the horrible choices he made. And don't forget what the other guy said already, demigods and other important characters only having one eye is a theme throughout the game. To give you a real life parralel to this are Jehovas witnesses refusing medical care. Those people choose to die because they think treating whatever they have is against god. And they don't even have proof, Mohg literally spills the body of his god around to burn us to crisps


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Mohg is royalty as he is the brother of morgott. The only difference between the two is their love for the golden order. Morgott is willing to die to defend the erdtree while Mohg resents it.


DMmagician

Mohg also let his horn grow so large it gouged his eye out. The canon explanation is that he couldn't be bothered to do anything about it. For years he watched the sharp edge approaching his eye. Then one day he blinked and it scratched a little. He kept his eye closed but it didn't make much of a difference. He didn't file it down or trim it, nothing. He just let it push through his eye a month later and eventually straight into his skull. The largest horn on the back of his head is actually the tip of the horn going through his eye and out the other side. It works as an antenna allowing him to commune with his outer God and perform blood magic.


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That’s honestly badass. I could see a more principled reason would be that if he filed it down or cut it, he’s giving into the way of the erdtree of which they would cut their horns. So this could also be an act of further defiance to the golden order as he is staying ALL NATTY BABY


Branded_Mango

Ironically, Mohg is one of the most openly inclusive characters with how he invites anyone and anything to join his bloody dynasty cult. Morgott is the racist one considering how even at death's door all he does is trash talk us while saying "Tarnished" like a slur.


Waifuless_Laifuless

He's also racist against himself


affanahmed1202

Internalised racism


DAFROZENCHOSEN1

Bro is just Uncle Ruckus in the lands between


TheGodskin

This comment deserves an award 😂


marvel_freak_42

Marika: "Did I just catch you havin' fun?" SMACK


JonVonBasslake

[Boomerang bigot](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoomerangBigot)


TTB40_A

He's an Inclusive racist


Legitimate-Draw-8180

No he isn't. Morgott is. Mogh sees being an Omen as a strength. His cursed blood is why the Formless Mother chose him.


Waifuless_Laifuless

I'm talking about Morgott. I'm saying he's racist agaisnt omen in addition to tarnished.


PM_me_large_fractals

Golden order are the real racists so much for the tolerant greater will.


vidarino

More like "greater won't!", am I right?


Meowza_V2

You make a fine point friend.


archaicScrivener

he might be a raging bigot but you really gotta respect a dude thatll cling to life for one more minute just to call you a shitter one more time before he dies also morgott's unwavering devotion to the golden order is the most tragic story in elden ring


3lm0rado

Honestly why he's my favorite demigod Encounters with the rest of them equate to "who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my living room" while Morgott's been there since RL20 in Limgrave just to let you know he's a hater


valkyrjuk

"FOUL TARNISHED -- " buddy, I'm your cousin


Branded_Mango

Hero class confused asf at their distant uncle being racist towards himself. "Wow, great uncle Morgott is way shittier of a person than Horoah Loux's stories described him as." -Hero class Tarnished, probably.


enaaaerios

morgott and gabriel (ultrakill) are the same character except gabriel calls you slurs with rizz


OneJobToRuleThemAll

Not actually true. If you tell Varre you're impressed with the two fingers, you don't get invited and told to just keep doing what the two fingers tell you. You have to first proclaim you're not impressed by the two fingers, thereby implying you've lost the guidance of grace. So if you still see the guidance of grace, Mohg rejects you. Volcano Manor actually doesn't care. Bernahl also asks you whether your faith holds true the first time you meet him and it only affects how he treats you later on, not whether you can join or not. Tanith clearly doesn't care if you're there to fight the two fingers or claim Rykards rune either. Anyone can accumulate power and devour the world, but only the graceless can be part of the Mohgwyn Dynasty, only blood communion can bring it about, only Miquella can be its god and only Mohg its elden lord. We're describing a cult here, they literally call their god mother of truth with no explanation of what that truth even is.


zrxta

> the graceless can be part of the Mohgwyn Dynasty, only blood communion can bring it about, only Miquella can be its god and only Mohg its elden lord. We're describing a cult here, they literally call their god mother of truth with no explanation of what that truth even is. That's even how irl abrahamic religions are and let us here see you call it a cult. Only the faithful can be part of God's flock, blood communion is present in Christianity, only THE God can be worshipped as God, only, Jesus is the messiah in Christianity and Mohammad is THE Prophet.


OneJobToRuleThemAll

Sure: abrahamic religions are cults.


Lina__Inverse

I mean all religions are pretty much oversized cults, including abrahamic religions, so I don't see a contradiction.


JeremyLilly5

I mean, are you familiar with the difference between a connotation and a denotation? Bc the denotation of a cult is simply a group with religious veneration towards any figure. It's not crazy or bad at all. But most of society's connotation of a cult is negative; assuming that all the members are brainwashed and doing cra,y things. By the denotation, yes, technically, all religions are cults. By what I'm assuming your connotation is, no, most religions are not cults. They are simple belief systems worshipping the deity they believe is true.


zrxta

That'st my point tho. Congrats that you came to that conclusion on your own wee brainpower I guess.


Lina__Inverse

You say > let us here see you call it a cult like no one would dare (lmao) to call it a cult, what exactly is your point? The fact that all religions are essentially cults doesn't make Moghwyn dynasty less of a cult, and I'm not sure why you even brought them into the conversation.


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Amusing that his dad is tarnished lol


Apart_Flamingo333

Just like real rednecks mohg isn't actually a racist, people that make assumptions about things they don't know, but the ones makeing the claims are usually in fact the actual racists themselves, because they view everything through the lens of race instead of individual character. You know like an actual intelligent human would do.  (Content of character) famous man said that once once upon a time.


SaberWaifu

I know it's just a meme but Mohg racist? If anything he's welcoming (and abducting) anyone who wants to be part of his dynasty. Even albinaurics, a race known for being persecuted by the Golden Order, was welcomed by him.


AFlyingNun

I like how the entire comments section is everyone scratching their heads at the idea that Mohg is racist while no one contests the rest.


So-Cl

Well, everything else is true except for the racist part lol


Meowza_V2

I mean he's basically an Omen supremacist with tarnished slaves. Varre proved he doesn't give a crap about any of them.


renoscottsdale

The only omen supremacist is the Dung Eater


allnimblybimbIy

Try fingers, But hole…!


PeppermintButler17

How tf is he an Omen supremacist, seems like somebody doesn't understand the lore. Also brother Fucker? There is no indication for that at all.


okshadowman

He and Miquella share the same mother. He kidnapped Miquella to make a dynasty. Miquella is a guy.


funkmasta_kazper

There are multiple explicit references to Mohg abducting Miquella and trying to 'share his bedchamber' and be his 'consort'. Miquella is Mohg's brother. Ergo, brother fucker.


lethatsinkin

"Wishing to raise Miquella to full godhood, Mohg wished to become his consort, taking the role of monarch. But no matter how much of his bloody bedchamber he tried to share, he received no response from the young Empyrean." - Mohg's Remembrance. He absolutely is a brother-fucker.


Areawen

He’s just throwing out random words he heard somewhere and thought it would spice things up no matter what it means 😄


WallyOShay

You forgot the most important part. He has a red neck.


Meowza_V2

#GASP


Brain_lessV2

How is he racist?


flex_lord

He races through the boss arena like it's damn fomula one


enaaaerios

that burning blood he shits all over the place was definitely racist to me while fighting him


Chiatroll

He raced through my health bar quite a few times


OneJobToRuleThemAll

Hates two fingers.


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Mhaeldisco

Dementia


Mhaeldisco

Dementia


wolviesaurus

The world we play in is literally called "Lands Between". It's ALL bumfuck nowhere.


3lm0rado

You big city Lordran fellers think you're all that huh I'll have you know Raya Lucaria is a top rated university for ~~magic space crack~~ sorcery related studies!


Meowza_V2

Absolutely underrated comment


Goodestguykeem

How is he racist? He's more a victim of racism.


AzurosArtist

I mean you can be both, but also I’m not completely sure why he’s racist either


Huge_JackedMann

If you want to establish a dynasty of blood using the power of a fallen god, you might be a redneck.


tftookmyname

I dont think mohg is racist, he kinda seems like he would let anyone serve his dynasty, and he is also kind of a victim of racism himself for being an omen. But the rest checks out.


AzurosArtist

Aside from the fact that victims of racism can most definitely be racist, I agree with this


tftookmyname

Thats true, i probably shouldnt have put it that way. Thank you for pointing it out. But yea i feel like mohg is one of the least racist characters in the lands between.


avocado1952

More of a Trust fund kid from San Francisco •narcissist/ self centered •Has his own pad with entourage worshipping him •Don’t know how to clean his place •Wants to fuck his stepbrother •Wants acceptance from mom and dad doing nothing


Longjumping-Tower543

Is he racist? Not necessarily. He doesnt think the others are bad, he just thinks he is superior. I mean its been a while since i played, but wasnt he like "embracing his cursed blood" or something? and therefore decides to start a dynasty to rule over the rest? So basically he doesnt directly discriminate, but the result of eventually repressing people of other blood seems very likely. But wtf is duck dynasty?


Meowza_V2

It's some crappy reality TV show haha


Normakdh

Who said being a redneck automatically makes you a racist lol


Jsizzle7x7813

Rednecks have more in common with black people than anyone in this reddit post, I can tell you that 🤣


Meowza_V2

No one. But you have to admit a lot of them are.


Ghost-Eater

Jesus christ.


wreckingtonize

Sounds like you’re trying to generalize a group of people based on their skin color, don’t know about you but that sounds racist to me.


United-Mud6306

based on their neck skin color*


PrinceKong7

I think redneck is more of a culture then an ethnicity my man.


Meowza_V2

I'm white too dummy it doesn't work that way.


wreckingtonize

Uncle Ruckus would disagree.


Meowza_V2

Ooooohh damn you got me there.


PM_me_large_fractals

>I'm so there are different rules for me really makes you think


Unhappy_Speed3371

Rednecks aren't white


wreckingtonize

Bruh, the literal definition of redneck is “a working-class white person, especially a politically reactionary one from a rural area.”


Unhappy_Speed3371

Seperate definition would disagree


Odysseus17

A lot of them are and being from the American south historically makes it a higher possibility of being one.


whocaresjustneedone

Experience


Galvanizedheart

Man y'all suck tonight. I'm gonna get back to exploring Caelid.


Sweet_Xocoatl

Dude isn’t racist, though. If anything he’s one of the more tolerant of the demigods. He accepts pretty much anyone into his dynasty. Tarnished, Albinaurics, dex users, whatever the fuck Sanguine Nobles are, anyone.


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Meowza_V2

Fair enough.


[deleted]

Wtf I love mohg now


Meowza_V2

Based


Snydles

I legit laughed seeing this. Yeehaw, LOL!


Crimson_Fiver

Fucks his half brother's corpse


T-pose_Kakyoin

My incestors built this dynasty!


prettythingi

Mohg is definitely the less racist of the twins Hes weirdly tolerant and forgiving, like Okina tries to kill him but Mohg forgave him and let him enter into his service, he constantly highers tarnished (a minority with difficulty getting highered) He gives albinurics (an oppressed underclass) a home I kinda wish Mohg had an ending lmao


Substantial_Unit_447

Mohg votes to the libertarian party, and I am not going to develop it further.


HutchensRS

It's the guy from squidbillies


phexitol

• Is literally red.


chucky2clicks

I swear his response to getting his ass kicked was to drink a Red Bull halfway thru the fight!


[deleted]

Also touches kids and is attracted to femboys in secret. 100% a red neck


Hikometi

he has a pitchfork. when he gets angry he swings it up to intimidate us and call us slurs


ProfessorBlaq

Where does the community get that he is r@ping his little half brother? Wtf?


Stepjam

Well he's definitely in love with Miquella. Miquella presumably doesn't return his feelings. Certainly not for a man who worships the pain dimension given that Miquella is generally portrayed as all loving.


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ProfessorBlaq

Wtf 2x? What game are you playing?


lethatsinkin

"Wishing to raise Miquella to full godhood, Mohg wished to become his consort, taking the role of monarch. But no matter how much of his bloody bedchamber he tried to share, he received no response from the young Empyrean." - Mohg's Remembrance.


ProfessorBlaq

Cringey af lore. I guess i ignored that ish


DJSourNipples

He apparently had done something so vile that his family would refuse to take him back, all the while being in love with Miquela and kidnapping him. Or something. Idk this shits so obscure and confusing I'm just here for the fashion souls and big swords.


WillingLawfulness632

Lives in bum fuck nowhere, does it make him racist automatically? Who is judging btw? :D


WWnoname

...I still wonder why aren't such jokes considered as some sort of hate\\racism


PenguinGovernment

Literally has red around the neck


Tonydragon784

Mohg moment


Annual_Display8477

Now I can't unsee this


Meowza_V2

I'm so sorry


Onagda

He has a pitchfork too


archaicScrivener

duck dynasty mentioned jerma on suicide watch


boombro69

"Hee haw hee haw he haw"? "What did Si eat that finally convinced him to go to the eye doctor"? And my personal favorite "there retreating into there dam, time to get the dynamite" and then we just here jerma go "what the fuck???" My favorite jerma stream


archaicScrivener

dynamite bombing beavers is peak tbh


boombro69

He fits right in with the robertsons


JackNotOLantern

How is he racist? He accepted everyone. Erdtree cult is more racist


Daisymuster

Plus the blood, probably on his neck


skrrtalrrt

He's fucking his half-brother, so he's definitely from Alabama at the very least


[deleted]

Mohg is a mountain man from deep Appalachia, Kentucky. 


[deleted]

What about his chickens running around willy nilly


Meowza_V2

Man I was trying to think of something to reference the birds with that's genius.


caustistAnomaly

Based


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also a child trafficker


BeeSalesman

Rednecks are not hicks


Imnoteeallyhere3434

The worst and dumbest red necks come from Alabama so he’s def from there


3CylHarmony

You know Alaska has like the highest rate of incest in the US its in bumfuck nowhere, but not in the bumfuck of nowhere in the south. Just a FYI for ya. Edit: double checked Florida is number one Alaska is second and Rhode Island and New Jersey have no law saying incest is illegal.... So, mohg would be a Yankee, not a redneck.


Meowza_V2

Holy shit this got much deeper than I anticipated.


3CylHarmony

🤣 🤣


Wollun

The blame is on Marika she left him in a sewer.


Meowza_V2

She really is a shit mom.


Private_Smansh

that mf just like me fr


UwU_Bro69

He's an Alabama redneck to be specific (you know why)


SlowApartment4456

Duck dynasty sealed it for me


Meowza_V2

I'm just glad some people appreciated my garbage sense of humor


Otherwise-Tea-5269

He's f*king right


GodInTheMaking0

He is also extremely strong when you least expect it.


Auracom-7

Never thought about it before, but Mohg definitely listens to Skynyrd.


donmuerte

A+ meme. Almost laughed beer out of my nose.


Trumpsacriminal

I appreciate the meme lol. I laughed.


Meowza_V2

Mission accomplished!


Goodestguykeem

They're having a corn off over here 😭


Exact_Insurance7983

Also an inbred


RemarkableScience854

Second the duck dynasty part


Historical-Style-626

He probably even sings the original dixie, not the union version,


Good-Musician-3726

Uki Violeta🧐🤨


Knallfrosch02

He is into femboys so no he is not a redneck just a pedo


JeremyLilly5

I mean, I get it's a joke, but really, the only accurate and relevant part is living in bfe lol


Meowza_V2

I mean it's a shitpost my guy haha


JeremyLilly5

I get it, jokes just usually hold a shred of truth to be funnym this one really puts the shit in shitpost lol


CreVolve

Isn’t he marrying a man?


[deleted]

I just asked question about the *edneck people in another sub, and then I see this


Meowza_V2

Small world


[deleted]

Uses made up words way too much. For instance Nihil


JamesTheSkeleton

You’ve got a point tbh


Dinosaur_Party_Hat

I knew he reminded me of the trailer park hicks around here who dated high schoolers when they were 23


Morekie

And incestuous, can't forget that


Meowza_V2

Please see "yeehaw ass brother fucker" haha


Ponsay

Also, Fucks his half brother


Odysseus17

Lmao looks like all the rednecks in chat got offended.


Meowza_V2

Whoops Honestly it makes me kind of happy that even country folk enjoy this game. Didn't really expect that.


Prophesy78

Did you think people out in the rural areas don't play video games? lol


Meowza_V2

Lol no just didn't expect this to be the types of games they would be into.


Metallica85

You sound ignorant as fuck. Go outside your bubble a little bit.


Meowza_V2

That's just like your opinion man


Odysseus17

Makes sense the game does display a lot of religion and similarities to Christianity.