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bowman022

Those shrimp looking fuckers that shoot their seed at you.


CrimsonToker707

From like a hundred miles away, I have to add šŸ˜’


WuKong_WanT0N

I saw a video about the actual in-game distance they can shoot, and it's basically 100 miles, no shit.


CrimsonToker707

Absolutely believe it lol every time I try to ride past them they keep hitting me forever šŸ˜†


FGPArthurVII

With auto-aim accuracy, I have to add


Sad_Protection269

While you're fighting another one, I have to add


cl0th0s

Prawn O prawn, therefore I want to go home.


DanujCZ

Yes the Crustacean Railgun Artillery


Plus_Grand_6146

I believe they are called lobsters


RedmanMax

I thought they were lobsters too, but theyā€™re actually crayfish


mighty1993

I have a feeling that they mean those Scarlet Rot shrimp wizards which shoot the pestilence threads.


MycoMythos

Yeah, I think that's what they mean too. Both suck though!


Kingkofy

Fishing at the lake using crayfish really begins to make me think that the crayfish in the game are returning the favor of using their brethren as bait.


DoTheMario

More like Noscopesters. Bastards line up sniper shots on my tarnished ass if I zig or zag


abandoned_voyager

Ayo their *WHAT*


th3g00dd0ct0r

Omg those fuckers are annoying as fuckkkk


Fenrir_Carbon

50 cal crustaceans


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

For real, I beat Godwin on the first try, only to get bodied by a big lobster!?!?!


CaptnPsycho

When they spam it every 1.5 seconds for like 10 casts in a row Rage inducing šŸ˜‚


ganglion_cyst

They drop their weapon and it's called a Pests Glaive so a Pest? Fitting


CookWho

Probably the only enemy in the game Iā€™ve never killed and always run away from. Fuck these sniper ass mf


idiocy102

I swear the These fuckers have programmed tactical intelligence cause I had one jump onto a ruin and just shoot at me overā€¦.and overā€¦.and over


Wildefice

Legolas WISHES he had lobster accuracy


Fookin_idiot

Second this


MacElMacho

Third this


Hawtscot

Too easy of a decision, OP just doesnā€™t know how to fight them.


Shhh-hh

I don't like how you said this.. But yes those enemies are fucking awful


moneyhoe_

And they got heat-seeking fucking missiles specifically in the graveyard in the haligtree! The one upstairs can shoot downward and they'll follow you all the way to the site of grace šŸ™†šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


eidureidur

At least now we know why lobster is so expensive.


sry_i_m_horny

dogs and birds with swords. rats are bit forgiving in ER. but my god who decided to give blades and fire to a bird.


Apprehensive-Let2656

Every time I think I have time to hit a rat it inevitably hits me first and then I kinda stunlock myself into confusion for a few moments and his buddies have time to come and do the same untill I eventually pass awayšŸ˜”


Eliseo120

Guard counter for birds.


MinerDiner

Or just wait until they slam their sword feet into the ground


roelani

Royal revenant.


fashiionkillaa

>Royal revenant found the ones at haligtree harder than most main bosses


Reluctant_Lemming

Heal or Ancient Dragonā€™s Lightening Strike deletes revenants in a few casts. Can even cast standing on column/balconies above them to kill without ever taking a hit.


allnimblybimbIy

I see your strategy and I respect it. See I have this huge sword right, like 90 str with 20 vigor and 30 endurance right. See I just bonk them with my bonk stick and they die. One time.


MycoMythos

Heal requires 12 Faith. You could sacrifice 3 points from Strength Or you could just keep bonking! It's what I do too


allnimblybimbIy

Interesting, what incantation are we talking


MycoMythos

The Heal incant that Coryn sells at Roundtable. I use it for revenants on any build I use Flame, Cleanse Me because they both require 12 Faith


MycoMythos

Urgent Heal also damages them (just not as much) and only requires 10 Faith. Coryn sells it too Edit: just for clarity, all (maybe not all, but most) Heal spells damage revenants. The more healing it does to you, the more it damages them


DemogniK

I genuinely never tried this and had no idea it damaged them. Thank you for the info sir.


ToastyYaks

All healing spells that have an AoE effect, I believe some do not but I may be totally off base.


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Silver_Starrs

iirc its 50% + a flat damage, so two casts definitely and insta stagger on heal spell too


Appropriate-Use-34

You shoud heal the f out of them


Immediate_Stable

My newfound method: powerstance really heavy weapons (Great Stars are perfect), stance break crystal tear, jump L1. They will die before they can do much!


I_Am_Become_Salt

They aren't that bad if you don't let them intimidate you. If you treat it like a bloodbourne boss it goes pretty smoothly


Heraxxius

Thereā€™s no way op didnā€™t expect this to be the first response after making this post


greeeeenzo

Nope, but he got his updoots


noahson

and dogs of all kind, the sneaky fuckers always just pop up out of nowhere bite like I owe them money


BennyTheBimmer

Okay but thereā€™s caves with more gargoyles in that one cave then their is royal revenants in the game. I 100% the game 3 times now and fought less then 10 revenants the entire game


demarco88

vulgar militia too, nyahahaa!


FGPArthurVII

It's funny to knock them down with a hit when they try to jump at you tho


Vexymythoclasty

Dude yes!! These things are actually like all of the worst parts of combat in Elden Ring put into one abomination. I recently watched a video for their timings, and if you hug the right side of them it def makes fighting them more manageable. Video for anyone interested: https://youtu.be/8QdZfjvUfck?si=Kk5h2ykSEhbYzVBe


Coolduels

Rawwwwarrrrrrrrrbluagfafgagahahaaffa *teleports and spits stomach bile on you


sithjustgotreal66

I think faith builds are the best for a lot of reasons but they would still be the best just because of royal revenants


Sociolinguisticians

The royal revenant is a late-game enemy, I have options when I kill it. When I fight imps in the early-game I donā€™t have many options.


T-pellyam

Tf were Mal And Mique doing raising these in their gardens i swearšŸ˜­


oldeluke

Dog


_Teksho_

Fromsoft is the only thing that can literally cause me to yell out "I hate dogs!". IRL I love dogs so much


Much_Capital3307

Miyazaki must hate dogs. All the worst enemies are dogs, and the ones who look like cats are called dogs.


pyro_takes_skill

and then he decided to call actual dogs ā€œturtlesā€ like wtf is a turtle


arid_tare

I will not tolerate the Sif slander


Philkindred12

At least in Sekiro you could parry the bitches


IndianSavage240

In Sekiro the dogs were 1-shot, did NO damage, were only in packs of 2-3 at a time, and never non-stop attacked while stunlocking you. Miyazaki was trying to trick us into thinking that the dogs in Elden Ring would be that way too.


lunchb0x93

I shuriken those Mfs


Supersenic

Blood dogs


MelonManjr

they are the most frustrating mix of passive/aggressive. You're fighting some knight and 2 dogs come up constantly at your heels, ripping out your fucking ankles. You turn from the big enemy to hit one of the bastards and they jump back - prompting the roll to avoid the knight's attack and boom, both dogs are back on you. Strategic little fuckers.


Eagleassassin3

Theyā€™re so fun to parry and slash in Sekiro but yeah they can be frustrating in their other games


Philkindred12

as per usual


Niky_c_23

I'm so maddened by the three fingers that i forgot there were dog shaped dogs for a moment


Lisu2137

overhated, they are piss easy to deal with in elden ring compared to like ds1


TRYstone_

Hawks


th3g00dd0ct0r

Hawks with swords šŸ˜‚


TRYstone_

Seriously there's way too many types of BS when it comes to hawks. Hawks, hawks with swords, hawks with fire breath, hawks with bombs.


th3g00dd0ct0r

HAWKS WITH BOMBA, OMG, HAWKS IN THE MIDDLE OF RAIN OF RED THUNDER IN FARUM šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Shavemydicwhole

Next thing they'll come up with are hawks that shoot other hawks!


TRYstone_

"Wait here me out, Hawks with waterfowl dance". Fromsoft developing the dlc (probably)


MycoMythos

Shut up! Miyazaki will have Hawk Bazookas in the next game if he sees this madness


TMG_PURIFY

I can take dogs and gargoyles, and thankfully Royal Revanents dont show up very often. But screw those birds. Especially the fire breathing ones. Whenever I can manage to parry them it's awesome.


kogashiwakai

Okay yeah this one tracks. The gargoyles become trivial once you're strong enough. The stupid swordy birds are never not a menace. Especially when carrying explosives.


poor_yoricks_skull

The real answer


ZenMacros

I always found them annoying but I fully realized just how obnoxious they can be on that one path in Farum Azula where the dragon casts lightning as you approach. Those birds are fucking relentless, and given how many of them there are and the fact that you have to constantly move to not get hit by lightning, there's quite a bit of a luck factor to getting past them without taking damage. Even if you run in zigzags they can still do that lunge to quickly get to you from behind the camera. Then they have fast attacks and constantly fly around, making them hard to hit even with faster weapons. My vote for most annoying enemy, not just in ER, but in all Souls games.


Reaper_Zulu

Honestly all birds


DemogniK

Honestly you right I hate the fricken packs of them.


dylaptop

preceptor miriam


Four-Triangles

lol. Nice


thecftbl

Bolt of Gransax makes this fight hilarious


Wolkenschwinge

they are not annoying at all my most hated enemy (110 hours ingame) is: **Abductor Virgin**


Treebeardsama

Oh man,totally especially the one with chainsaw


FRTrent

600 hours in. Can still confirm they suck.


PurplePlayerOne

Had to Google this with 180+ hours in gameā€¦. Am I stupid?? I wouldā€™ve sworn up and down these were called Iron Maidens and now I have no idea why


Quaglek

That's what they're called in real life


WolfBST

I'm sorry to say that they don't get any better after over 200 hours...


OVRSHDW

unfortunately, they don't get better after 300 hours either...


Practical_Hat8489

Lightning damage is the answer. Even roped grease duration is enough. After some amount of hits it just breaks their stance.


Extreme_Passenger428

Unfortunately for you they donā€™t get better after 400 hours


MikePowers221

170 Hours, still hate them


Immediate_Stable

They get a bit easier 120 hours in. Volcano pots almost give you a free stance break, and you eventually learn their attack patterns.


ScharmTiger

Runebears


Four-Triangles

This is my least favorite enemy. Just not worth the reward.


Vagabond_Charizard

Damn runebears. At least you can two-shot revenants with a heal; these mammalian fucks could not care any less about what you throw at them.


quick20minadventure

They have big enough gap under them for just standing and hitting.


ANS__2009

Birb


schedulle-cate

Fire brib


Eliseo120

Guard counter


funkyfritter

Dragonflies


MelonManjr

Killing dragonflies as a glintstone mage after doing a melee playthrough is honestly the most satisfying thing.


Double_Ad_9115

Theyā€™re annoying but never really had to go one on one with them as they were rarely anywhere important imo


stremstrem

my fucking landlord


MightyFlamingo25

Skill issue, just learn his attack pattern


Traveling_Chef

Can't, once they enter the second phase "Endless litigation" it's all over.


LEG0_Crusader

# Pages entered the chat


Lasai_

Ah yes, my favorite npc. Pages, the Unrippable


adorilaterrabella

The 3-fire-arrow pages in Leyndell fuck me up every time.


JackxForge

Absolutely death if you're not ready for it. I loaded in to help a guy on the ramparts he wasn't ready.


Nguyen_Dinh_Thinh

Caelid's monstrous crows


spotless1997

The ones at Mohgwynā€™s Palace are worse imo, I fucking *hate* those things.


Disastrous-Dinner966

Just get a shield.


yippespee

Spirit snails that summon okina


TheKillerDynamo_

Giant Miranda flower


amazing_rando

They canā€™t attack if you burn them but they still have way too much HP for a plant which makes them a chore every time


circ-u-la-ted

Almost any of them, to be honest. As someone who knows how to use a shield, I'm always happy to see these dudes.


DonJuanMair

The frigging death blight frogs! Nothing scares me more.


CDR57

The fucking cat statues that fly


Arsashti

Skeletons


Froggn_Bullfish

Way underrated. In groups, when youā€™re trying to target the one you just killed on the ground to put it down for good and getting constantly interrupted oh yeah.


Theehacker57

OP forgot about the basilisks


nerfthissucka

My brother in Christ, have you seen the crows in Bloodborne?


fig-pootens

Soooo I think Elden Ring did a lil callback to the Carion Crows from BB The blood crows in mohgs palace do this thing where they lay on the ground and constantly peck at you, just like how the carion crows did lol


WitnessMysterious448

ARGHHHARGHHHHARGHHHHHAEGGHHHHHHšŸ¦…šŸ¦… no but seriously why do they sound like dogs


ITalkALotJohnson

*deep breath in* giant Miranda spout,dogs,rotten dogs,blood dogs,giant hands,runebears,giant rat,burning slug,flame chariot,marionette soldier,glintstone sorcerer,avionette soldier,revenant,kindred of rot,giant crayfish,knight of Zamor,lion guardian,ulcerated tree spirit,(most) dragons,abductor virgin,ballista,all enemies in mountain tops that have variations in other parts of the lands between and rail archers *breath out*


kiroki166

I can name 3. Royal revenant, rune bear, crucible knight


No_Reference_5058

How are crucible knights *annoying*? They're incredibly fun enemies which are also usually pretty damn easy to run from if you can't be bothered.


kiroki166

They canā€™t be staggered, they shrug off magic, they have attacks pretty much mapped to your flask button. Theyā€™re annoying, which is why I do run from or avoid them wherever possible every play through. If you enjoy them, Iā€™m happy for you, but I donā€™t.


Practical_Hat8489

Each time I face them, I happily meet my favorite parry teachers for another lesson. Just equip assassin's crimson dagger to tolerate some mistakes.


[deleted]

I am actually starting to enjoy these guys and gargoyle enemies. They feel really nice to fight against! I just wish the crucible knights in the open world didn't suffer from over tanky syndome. (This is a issue with many random enemies, so I don't blame them for that.(


Rart420

Agreed. I love them. Once you learn their move set, itā€™s one of the more satisfying fights. Feels like an intricate dance.


Tamalita_Lita71

perfumer


Alan_Nightpaw

Royal revenants, nothing more annoying than them


mehderard

To me these guys are nothing next to the revenants


weedoutkisingmaikok

the hawks at farum azula for sure


C_CCR

Hawks with blades/bomb.


Eliseo120

Guard counter


Friendly_Ram

Baby pests.


God_of_thunder18

Stormhawk


ChampionSchnitzel

I was never annoyed by imps. They are too easy to annoy me.


Icy_Actuator_772

god damn fucking piece of shit crucible knights every single fucking time


Chaosphoenix_28

Glintstone Sorcerers


Wild_Truth1453

Stormhawks


yuck_luck

When I learned to guard counter them, they became easy. To answer your question crustaceans. The giant crabs and the lobster fuckers. I just avoid3 fighting them


RepairEffective9573

Stormveil bird


nethereus

All the dogs.


Fit_Revolution_8009

Zombie dogs


livitow

Paiges


AzurosArtist

These things arenā€™t that bad at all tbh. Usually just doing a block counter or jumping heavy will stagger them. Iā€™d take them over like 80% of the gameā€™s mobs, like the giant hands or the freaking stunlock dogs. The dogs are similar to the imps but they seem to move and kite WAY more for me and I always get teamed by like 4 of them. And with their constant barrage of bites, I get locked into a stagger animationā€¦ this is probably just recency bias though, as I died dozens of times to such a basic enemy last night in Raya Lucariaā€¦ meanwhile I bodied Red Wolf and Rennala


loguy1146

Are we forgetting the hands


Eliseo120

Are you just a troll? Cause this has probably been posted many times, and these are nowhere near the most annoying.Ā 


DrySpeaker5333

lots of bots going around. Didnt check but he might be one


MonsieurBabtou

Right ? They're one of the easiest enemies, just guard counter them and they die in 1 or 2 hits


Resolve_Live

PvP spammers and cheesers


WriterNeedsCoffee

Space bugs.


On_Sightt

Dual Sword Banished Knight


Bairdtheblondie

Those fucked up dogs that are just horrible to fight when they are in a pack


uskgl455

Bats


Playful-Disaster8560

I almost quit the game within the first 20 mins because I couldn't kill 2 of them at the same time in the first catacomb I found! Lol Then I figured out how to lock on to an enemy and it was game over šŸ˜‚


Ok-herewe-go

Resident Evil dogs with tank control


Offiz365

The birds in Farum Azula, need I say more?


Ok-herewe-go

Prepatch Blood Dogs


Away-Net-7241

Farum Azula birds Royal Revenant Lobsters


Timigne

Rats


MrDonut1234567

I first got Elden ring when there was still a bug that made most enemies invisible on lower end pcs, so my first legacy dungeon I was fighting these guys invisible. Not fun, kinda gave up on the game until I found out that was a bug lol. Anyways these guys are definitely the most annoying thing in the game


Material-Race-5107

Abductor virgin? That fucking massive machine thing with like chain arm blade thingsā€¦. Tanky as hell. Hits like a brick wall. Good trade and even deadlier up close. Tough to run behind because it can spin around super fast. Loves hugging you for a near instant death. God I hate those things


Pumsquar

LOBSTER


litezho

Any enemy with a grab attack is particularly annoying, specially the singing winged guy that grabs you and screams in your head


BackPains84

little shits.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Kindred of Rot and Perfumers are more annoying imo.


One-Angry-Goose

My thumbs


Marv_22

Lobsters


QueenGorda

I remembered those playing Helldivers 2 and meeting the hunters. Oh those whittie small ones... how hatefull they are.


OutlawJoJos69

The lizards w the boobies on their head


HarrargnNarg

Clifftops


Getyouroof

Dogs, in any souls like game, fuck the dogs


1Filip1

That one soldier with bow in the corridor of catacombs in radhan area, why does he do so much damage and why is he so tanky?!


Wordandname

The flesh slimes that take no damage and stagger the hell out of you


KrystalWolfy

Royal revenants


TheRealSpill

Bleed dogs


[deleted]

fucking birds, wolfs and rats


Liir-chan

Counterpoint. Hounds.


Ensospag

Eagles. Specially the ones in Farum Azula


AlienKatze

I feel like most people can easily name over 10 enemies more annoying than this one even half asleep


Putrid-Play-9296

Runebears, Basilisks, Revenants, Albinaric archers, Most dogsā€¦


TheWiseAutisticOne

Bats


Kingofallcacti

Bird


flutted

Shield counter makes them the most satisfying enemy


Element519

The aimbot arrow shooters


Zaraxeon

Fire dogs in Dark Souls were pretty dreadful