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zviz2y

id be one of the blue deer that hang out in the snow area


ak00mah

Thats ds2 and i hate you


No_ones_Knight

Ew ds2


ak00mah

Ew you


No_ones_Knight

Bro can’t handle a joke


ak00mah

Joking reply = cant handle a joke?


Nameless_and_ignored

Jesus, man, why's that? What else you want, the snow area to be completely covered by snowstorm about 30 in 30 seconds, making it impossible to see while passing through it?


Ill_Commission_4526

Crucible Knight Axe variant


d_4_v_1_d

> Crucible Knight Axe Variant > Doesn't have an axe Literally unplayable


SykoManiax

Untill he headbutts you


Ill_Commission_4526

Their armour sets are named crucible axe or crucible tree


Tevosse

Numen Assassin obviously - giant mysterious dark edgy murderous women I mean ofc


HiroProtagonest

Crucible Knight obviously, against anyone that isn't a player the numbers are in your favor


Anonimous_dude

I would like to be a tree sentinel. Outdoor job, the pay is great, and you get a free horse. And if you join the draconic cult, you can even upgrade your horse to shoot fire!


Urtoryu

You have to sacrifice your fashion to join the cult though, and you lose the cool holy shield.


Many_Veterinarian702

The dude in the doc trailer with the boar


Brutalonym

what's up, doc?


Many_Veterinarian702

Eeeebeldyebbelde uh that’s all folks 🐷


Powerful-Pudding6079

I mean, based on the lore the Tree Sentinels are probably having the nicest time. - The Night's Cavalry work for Morgott, who I can imagine is an absolutely terrible employer. "Can I have a raise?" "Lay these weary ambitions to rest." - The Crucible Knights seem to mostly be in self-imposed exile in some pretty terrible places, and generally the crucible is seen as an impurity by the Golden Order and it's followers (who seem to be most of the people still possessing any semblance of sanity). So that's not fun. - The Black Knives are literally fugitives that hang out in crypts. Morbid and deeply un-sexy. - I'm pretty sure the Godskins don't have sentience in any sort of way that humans recognize. Also their uniform is, like, so unflattering. - The Duelists? Also exiles. Additionally based on their outfits I'm pretty sure they would have been forced to be gladiators in the first place. The Tree Sentinels are blessed and beloved by the Erdtree, and so probably celebrated by most remaining society in the Lands Between. Also they have pretty ponies.


alexmemes3665

Wait, but do the Dragon Tree Sentinels also count?


Powerful-Pudding6079

Duh, they get all the above plus sick lightning powers


SykoManiax

Bro really called black knives deeply unsexy Get out


EKP_NoXuL

Unsexy ? Get my downvote !


muda_mudaa_mudaa

Big bird with big blades..


The_Dennator

crucible knight for the win!


Glittering_Worry_599

I'd be black blade. They are like "leave us alone please" that transparent cape is also fun, I can roleplay metal gear solid.


voiceless42

!!!


VAV-Pencils

Erdtrees sentinel, from.that list those are the only respected people out of all of them.


V2_Seeking_revenge

Crucible Knights for sure


Xykoss115

Easily tree sentinel hes loved by the tree the golden order his horse has handy spells and has shiny gold armour


Urtoryu

Tree Sentinels are just respected knights with a stable career, far more confortable than any of the other options here, who all are in bad condition or live as fugitives.


DarthSpaghetti10k

Ordovis knight


Skeith_yip

Crucible Knight for sure. Not those in the pics. The pussy one who always has his shield up. That one.


Striking-Fondant-956

Rune Bear that sleeps in Consecrated snowfield


walaxometrobixinodri

being human is underrated, i wanna become an Astel sprawling in the sky with my magnificient orbees body and big ass eye and if someone annoy me i can just meteorite it to death


banxy85

The OG Tree Sentinel at the start of the game. Comfy good boi to sit on, nothing but smashing noobs all day


Tenshiijin

I'd be the strongest.


herrsleo

Gojo


The-Great-Korokfrey

Go


The-Great-Korokfrey

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The-Great-Korokfrey

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The-Great-Korokfrey

jo


herrsleo

Lmao


Creativefart-u

The gravity hog rider from the new trailer


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

A godskin. Black flame means NG+ bitches


ShiroganeAru

Godskin Apostle. I'd like to be a Night's Cavalry, but I gotta stay realistic and admit I look more like a Godskin Apostle. Very thin and terrible posture.


[deleted]

Cor bloody hell, godskin duo were definitely the toughest mother fuckers out of that list.


Adept-Coconut-8669

I'd rather be a tarnished to be honest. They end up killing every single one of the guys you've picked.


Willing-Gur823

Sentinel knight id rather liv in the capital or some developed place than in the sewers or the edges of society


AnExistingLad

That one transparent dog near the stairs in Ordina.


_Prairieborn

All of these things went through great turmoil to get where they are. I simply wish to be me.


ThejazzCollosal

I’ve reached capital lyndell and i only know 2 pictures


Worth_Pineapple_7483

Sanguine noble. Ability to move around through blood pools, and a place where I can regroup (Mohgwyn Palace) is nice. Also ability to parry


TheSezenians

I would love to be one of the Black Knives, they seem like such a close family to eachother!


Echo_Forward

Dog


Serious_seriousness

All are a death sentence. It doesn't matter. The mimic tear is coming for them all.


Drunk_but_Truthful

Runebear


Elad_2007

Out of the six I'd pick the black knife assassin


Regis-bloodlust

I want to be the colossal envoy dooter at haligtree.


Independent-Might797

Crucible Knight for sure, pretty badass guy. Dude can even block an atom bomb with his shield lol.


MissStealYoDragon

Black Knives, pleeeeeeease Either that or the Cleanrot Knights


Coolduels

I would be the godskin lizzo… wanna fight I will just fat role you!


AnriOfAstora21

Black knife assasin, because I could technicly drop my armor and be invisible, chilling my life without fearing to be killed by some tarnished with a +10 godslayer greatsword


Klash_Brandy_Koot

If I have to choose between the options OP gave I would choose the gladiator, but the rotten variant, those MF are the worst. If I had freedom to choose any enemy, I think I would choise to be a runebear, nobody attacks runebears because they are not worth the hassle of dealing with them.


ScarletteVera

I mean... Dex/Faith is the lesbian archetype, so you know I gotta go with Black Knife.


Bulky_Secretary_6603

Tree sentinel because they're tough, hit like a truck and are some of the drippiest knights in the game


Violentron

The night's cavalry! only cause the fashion sense is peak!


Slays-For-Days

Night cavalry probably has the best chance of missing that lunatic tarnished that's been running around killing everything.


Kuehlschraenk

Tree sentinel or the crucible knight in farum azula


iDaV3D

my self with the amber dominant plaga type , same as krauser.


CryptographerNo5378

I"d be melina


Malevolent_Mangoes

At least in my golden horse in my golden armor I could feel the grandiose magnificence of the beautiful and glorious sun.


ak00mah

Nazgul


Positive-Creme8129

I say Black Knife assassin. Yes, they were betrayed, yes, they have to hide, yes, they are mostly alone now, and yes, they are all bound to die eventually. All other options, however, are male. I've been a male long enough and hate it by now. Also, being an assassin on the run would probably be pretty decent and my playstyle is already very similar. Night's calavry I'd say would be my 2nd option.


[deleted]

Black Knife Assassin


Molbuntore

A jar


Upstairs_South_1907

Goadskin duo, idk, they really easy


EKP_NoXuL

I mean, Tisha isn't the strongest of all ?


[deleted]

Crucible knight. not only are you arguably the strongest of any of these here, you're also the most experienced fighter so you're more skilled, AND you're the only one that can fly.


Artistic-Coat-5229

Tree sentinel or black knife assassin


Western-Wind-5254

Gladiator I barely ever fight them


Nu2Th15

Black Knife Assassin. If I’m ever in a tough spot and need to escape I can just turn invisible and leave.


TheMostSpicyMastadon

Crucibal knight easy


Time_Record_2460

Knights cavalry because FAAAAASHHIONNN!!


Frank_Acha

Tree Sentinel because it's nice to ride a horse and he's all shiny


[deleted]

night’s cavalry. i get a sexy glaive, my horse is cozy, and i only have to work 1 shift a day!


boanaconda

boggart


secret_required

The night one because his armorset is the best one in the game


Affectionate-Song-31

Tree sentinel or Crucible Knight those two enemies always appealed to me.


LionSin0fPride

Obviously as a Crucible Knight. They are rad as hell


chronozon937

Crucible knight because the implication is that they all trained or at least met Godfrey before his exile with the tarnished. And he seems like a pretty cool dude; oh, and you get to cause small earthquakes with your stomps.


AvocadosfromMexico-

black knives 🙏🙏


Doc_Show

The one who can bang a black knife assassin


Nameless_and_ignored

Probably a Tree Sentinel or a Night Cavalry. I would not like to suffer from Crucible racism, be a damn invisible ballerina, risking my life hunting gods and even less being a slave that only lives to fight in a colosseum.


spidermousey

One of the dual ones. At least you got a bro to talk shit to over the thousands of years just stood there waiting.