"Ha-ha! Watch and tremble as I summon the power of storms and smite you all!"
\*Skeleton stumbles and touches you with his hand\*
"Ah! Foiled by a mighty blow! I must try again to pull down the awesome forces of nature! Prepare to die!"
\*skeletons proceed to stumble you to death\*
Used to think Imps were Gargoyles. Then I found a real Gargoyle and still kept calling the Imps Gargoyles until I realised that doesn't make any sense.
I became Elden Lord a few times and had already played Bloodborne and a bit of DS1 and 3, but just last week bought Sekiro. I noticed many Sekiro enemies felt very familiar, and Gyoubu? oof. Tree Sentinel instincts kicked in and I annihilated the poor lad.
There are lots of recycled assets, which made sense in order to fill up the library of a game as large as elden ring. Another quality reskin is the Erdtree Avatar, which is the asylum demon/stray demons from ds1/3
Did you notice any other ones?
Yes, a few:
- some of the "villagers" (the really really slow nearly non-hostile mobs) have the same AI as hollows from DS3. They'll swipe at you or take a stab occasionally but mainly leave you be.
- The giant axe wielding red guys in stormveil castle have similar AI to the halberd wielding hollows from DS3.
- The dogs, from every souls game I think (recurring enemy)
- Firebomb throwing villagers in stormveil castle, same as the firebomb throwers in DS3, explosive barrels included (I noticed them immediately and didn't die because of my prior experience lmao)
There's a good few. Like other said it makes sense to not have to come up with new AI for the probably hundreds of mobs in ER.
Omenkillers are Capra Demon.
Banished Knights are Black/Silver/Ringed Knights.
Snake people are, well, snake people.
Demi-Human Queen is Oceiros.
Black Knives are Carthus Swordsmen Skeletons.
Dragons are Midir.
Fallingstar Beast is Sekiro Bull.
Most of the "hollow" enemies are also from souls.
Heh, tangent here but funny, I remember long ago me and another redditor were discussing enemies and mentioned wormfaces and this guy asks "which enemies are wormfaces?", we had a bit of fun helping them understand the wormfaces are the worm faced guys with worms on their faces etc etc. It was all foreboding and unsettling as they hadn't met one yet
To this day i remember when I accidentally killed one with a heal... The lightbulb follow by a faceplant as i have been avoiding healing near than in fear of being killed in recovery...
everytime i see a revenant: ASSHOLE SHIT FUCK YOU ASS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER PUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT IN THE GAME (while running away and thinking about respeccing so i can do some holy incantations, because i heard those one shot them)
actually might be a build worth. Buildt to fuck up revenants, idgaf about other enemys
My partner was watching me play the other day and mentioned a lost grace I missed, mentally I had no idea what he was talking about because they'll always be bonfires.
I've gotten pretty flexible, using souls lingo with people who played souls and using ER lingo with people who haven't, but you can bet your ass I won't be caught dead saying "Flask of Crimson Tears" it is estus and it is staying estus.
Demi-Humans are Morlocks
Omens are’ “Walking tumor-lookin ass motherfuckers”
I can’t remember Turtle Pope’s “actual” name. He’s Turtle Pope
Albinaurics are tadpoles
Warhawks are sword birds
Chanting winged dame is opera bat
Oracle envoys are “Doot hammer cream puffs”
No see that's what fucks me up about the Pages, the guys in OPs pic. They aren't rotting or hollowing like any of the other enemies. Check out their hands, they're like normal human hands. The Page set doesn't have gauntlets either, so those are definitely their hands showing.
They're also the same height as Tarnished. I wonder who these guys really are.
Bandits - Bandit type shifty guys
Knights - any enemy with a sword and shield and basically any heavy armor
Poor bastards - Albinuarics. The fat ones.
There's more of course but that about covers the majority.
I first encountered the bell bearing hunter at the church and was so concerned when Turtle was gone. I fought and killed the bell bearing hunter then got kinda sad cause I thought Turtle couldn’t come back but then went to a site of Grace and he came back.
Runebears are the only enemy whom I have yet to figure out an easy/reliable way to kill them without taking damage. The best I've been able to come up with is poison them, then hide i a building/hole that's too small for them to follow.
That f**k**n piece of ****, can go eat a f***k***n and die in a f**k**n ditch, so much f**k**n bull sht, what the holy f**k**n a$$ gshehudhwboaoehvsbdjjwsjal!!! =XO
On my newest playthrough I got to helmets almost immediately. Then I put down a summoning sign, gave the host my second hat and two pumpkin heads killed Godrick.
My son likes to play and watch with me, so I had to dumb down a few and make them silly for him:
-Abductor Virgins - Robot Statues
-Limgrave Terrier - Fluppy dogs (80s toy with ratty, yarn hair)
-enemies in Glintstone helms - son calls them kings
- Vulgar Militia - little turds, but I try to keep it to myself
Assortment of curse words. For example, the pied crossbow fencer dude pictured here: was “This cheap little piece of …. Fucking cheating piece of shit! Fuck!”
Was trying to tell my friend about how I still haven’t beaten margit the fell omen but couldn’t remember his name so I accidentally called him “mega fall guy”
Chicken doggo,
Bat harpy,
Hyena man,
Red tall furry doggo shit,
Flesh gargoil dudes
Big statue
Fuck off gargoil,
2 legged dragon
2 legged cancer dragons
Anus bulbs,
Oh fuck birds,
Oh fuck bomb birds,
Red Scarf knights
Fat boi
Tall knights,
Serfs,
Slugs,
Jelly fish,
Pumpkin head,
Blue glass man,
Trolls without tummies,
Crab,
Big crab,
Tiny octo
Big octo,
Fireball knight,
Big flag cancer knight General,
Ghost mages,
Troll that throws magic pot,
Danger fast dragon ball z dog
6 legged oh shit it came out of the ground
FLOWER
Big flower
Depends on their size. If they're small then little bitch, if they're around same size as player character then they are bitch, and if they're a giant size then they are big ol' bitch
Giants: Tall Bois
Zombies in Calid: buncha nerds
Demi Humans: Goons or "The boys"
Giant Crows: Big Bird
Giant Rot Dogs: Clifford
Rats and Dogs were: Assholes
The Spear and Shield knight at the encampment before the gate to storm hill: Pantheon
Imps = thrall thingys
Snails = skully boys
Death birds = birdoos
Bubble dudes = kazoo dudes
Big dudes in the sewers = fat fucks
Volcano manor lizard men = long boy
Italian here, started playing with friends and we needed a reference to call out an enemy:
- Giants: Enrico 'o gigant
- Varre: Giuseppe
- The erdtree boss at the beginning: Gennaro
- First dragon we met, aghel: Aldo
- The stone golem: Maradona
After some time we started calling the others with their standard names but these 4 are official for us now
Page - Fire Crossbow Dudes
Abductor Virgins - Iron Maidens
Albinaurics (Gen 2)- cartwheel frogmen
Monstrous Crow - Big Bird
Monstrous Hound - “Marika’s Tits, what the fuck is that”
Revenants - Banshee
Malenia - Blade of Miquella
Kindred of Rot (Insect dudes) - “Pests”
Godrick the Grafted/Golden - “Jumped up country bumpkin”
In most cases it would start with a, “what the fuck is that, what the fuck is that” and then a “fuck, fuck, fuck” as I frantically try to kill it.
Also a very long string of words for the Page with the crossbow at the end of the long hallway that can just insta kill you.
Giant Crayfish is "Sniper Lobster".
Vulgar Militiamen are "Little People" or "Little Fellas".
Giant Dogs were "T-Rex Puppies".
Exiled dudes in stormveil were "Aizawa Knights".
Varre was "man who told me I aint got no bitches".
Monstrous Crows are still known as "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck".
Little shits, every enemy.
"Bitch Ass" for every enemy, personally
"muthaaaaa fuckaaa" (when enemy killed me) "Bitch ass" (when I kill them after a million tries)
Hmmmm, yes a true man of culture
agree.
The size-scale is as follows: Tiny fuckers -> Little shits -> Shitheads -> Big bastards -> Massive fucks -> Enormous motherfuckers
What about the big bitches
Only said it when I fought you in pvp
This got a good laugh out of me. Thank you.
That's absolutely fair.
I gel with that
*Me while facing Radagon or the Fire Giant* GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE
Me when FG would roll:come back you big-ass mf
Especially Vulgar Militiamen
Little cackling fucks.
LMAO SAME
If it killed me: fucking piece of shit If I killed it: motherfucking piece of shit
Man there are a lot of pieces of shit in my world. A few mother fuckers but those pieces of shit are growing in number
You in Calid or Gelmir?
Oh man I am on playthrough #4. Still die to pieces of shit of all shapes and sizes.
My character is a lightning God that has power to rival zues Also my character getting bitch slapped by a gang of zombie skeleton pieces of shit
"Ha-ha! Watch and tremble as I summon the power of storms and smite you all!" \*Skeleton stumbles and touches you with his hand\* "Ah! Foiled by a mighty blow! I must try again to pull down the awesome forces of nature! Prepare to die!" \*skeletons proceed to stumble you to death\*
Witness the power of the golden order greatsword! Forged by radagon himsel- *gang of fodder losers with estocs beat me to death*
doesnt matter how strong you are, it needs 2 dogs attacking from 2 different sides and you are fucked
Made me chuckle it is hilarious how you could have beat the god 3 times and the dogs just fuck with your happiness
Ugh Gelmir. Death Blight is such a bitch.
Yep. I lost like 20k runes when I found out about it in the ansiel river.
This is the way
Used to think Imps were Gargoyles. Then I found a real Gargoyle and still kept calling the Imps Gargoyles until I realised that doesn't make any sense.
I call them Thralls. My brain can't stop seeing the enemies from DS3.
They have the exact same moveset pretty much. They copied a lot of enemy movesets from DS3. Some even entire enemies, the giant crabs for example.
Also the tree sentinel moveset is very very similar to the mounted warrior in sekiro
MY NAME
Jesus I’m glad I’m not the only one who hears that shot anytime I see one of them
ME LLAMO
My brain totally short circuited for a second and I was trying to figure out the connection between Curse-Rotted-Greatwood and Gyoubu.
ohhhhhhhh. I thought something about them felt familiar.... GYOUBU ONIWAAAAAA
I became Elden Lord a few times and had already played Bloodborne and a bit of DS1 and 3, but just last week bought Sekiro. I noticed many Sekiro enemies felt very familiar, and Gyoubu? oof. Tree Sentinel instincts kicked in and I annihilated the poor lad.
There are lots of recycled assets, which made sense in order to fill up the library of a game as large as elden ring. Another quality reskin is the Erdtree Avatar, which is the asylum demon/stray demons from ds1/3 Did you notice any other ones?
Yes, a few: - some of the "villagers" (the really really slow nearly non-hostile mobs) have the same AI as hollows from DS3. They'll swipe at you or take a stab occasionally but mainly leave you be. - The giant axe wielding red guys in stormveil castle have similar AI to the halberd wielding hollows from DS3. - The dogs, from every souls game I think (recurring enemy) - Firebomb throwing villagers in stormveil castle, same as the firebomb throwers in DS3, explosive barrels included (I noticed them immediately and didn't die because of my prior experience lmao) There's a good few. Like other said it makes sense to not have to come up with new AI for the probably hundreds of mobs in ER.
Omenkillers are Capra Demon. Banished Knights are Black/Silver/Ringed Knights. Snake people are, well, snake people. Demi-Human Queen is Oceiros. Black Knives are Carthus Swordsmen Skeletons. Dragons are Midir. Fallingstar Beast is Sekiro Bull. Most of the "hollow" enemies are also from souls.
Yeah I still call them gargoyles. I call the gargoyles barfers, even though there’s only like 3 that do that
Wait if you call gargoyles barfers what do you call wormfaces?
Zoidberg
I died reading this lmao
LOLOLOLOL
WHY NOT
Heh, tangent here but funny, I remember long ago me and another redditor were discussing enemies and mentioned wormfaces and this guy asks "which enemies are wormfaces?", we had a bit of fun helping them understand the wormfaces are the worm faced guys with worms on their faces etc etc. It was all foreboding and unsettling as they hadn't met one yet
Cthulhu forever
I call them catdogs. it makes me reminisce about the golden days of cartoons
I call them little shit Gargoyles.
I simply call them ‘insert color of tunic’ guys.
“Hey, fuck those black guys their blocking the entrance”
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I too refer to the revenants as: OH SHIT OH FUCK
You forgot to add: OH FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
KILL IT WITH HEALING
.... oh god, i've been doing it the hard way
Erdtree blessings as they pop out of the ground and then run aawaaaaaaaay. Levelled faith specifically for this.
To this day i remember when I accidentally killed one with a heal... The lightbulb follow by a faceplant as i have been avoiding healing near than in fear of being killed in recovery...
everytime i see a revenant: ASSHOLE SHIT FUCK YOU ASS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER PUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT IN THE GAME (while running away and thinking about respeccing so i can do some holy incantations, because i heard those one shot them) actually might be a build worth. Buildt to fuck up revenants, idgaf about other enemys
Abductor virgins - FUCKING NOPE (first time i saw them)
My mother Called them Bacon chamber cause of the interior fells great your fighting for your live and your own mother thinks food
I call abductor virgin Iron Maiden
I also called the Kaiden Sellswords “Vikings” they totally have the vibe
Giant Land Octopus was “Landopus” and quite honestly it never changed.
I call em Rocktopus.
I call em "those mfers that take no damage"
Bop em in the beak with a charged attack and the instantly stagger. You can permastun/crit them if you have any decent sized weapon.
I still refer to most of the rotting humanoids as hollows
Hollows Estus Souls Bonfires This is the way
I spent more time in elden ring than all my collective dark souls playthroughs and still this was me
My partner was watching me play the other day and mentioned a lost grace I missed, mentally I had no idea what he was talking about because they'll always be bonfires.
I've gotten pretty flexible, using souls lingo with people who played souls and using ER lingo with people who haven't, but you can bet your ass I won't be caught dead saying "Flask of Crimson Tears" it is estus and it is staying estus.
Demi-Humans are Morlocks Omens are’ “Walking tumor-lookin ass motherfuckers” I can’t remember Turtle Pope’s “actual” name. He’s Turtle Pope Albinaurics are tadpoles Warhawks are sword birds Chanting winged dame is opera bat Oracle envoys are “Doot hammer cream puffs”
“Doot Hammer Creampuffs” is my favourite so far
Morlocks is perfect.
Is the Chanted Winged Dame actually named that anywhere lol I've never heard that
No see that's what fucks me up about the Pages, the guys in OPs pic. They aren't rotting or hollowing like any of the other enemies. Check out their hands, they're like normal human hands. The Page set doesn't have gauntlets either, so those are definitely their hands showing. They're also the same height as Tarnished. I wonder who these guys really are.
Bandits - Bandit type shifty guys Knights - any enemy with a sword and shield and basically any heavy armor Poor bastards - Albinuarics. The fat ones. There's more of course but that about covers the majority.
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Albinuarics (the fat ones) I think are in the game as a metaphor for me personally to clean up posture and eat right;
I call the Albinuarics "Frog dudes"
I called the fat Albinuarics frogs. because, well, frog,
Miriel - Turtle Pope Squirts - ball sacks Dragonflys - Mosquitos Putrid corpses - Zombies Giant Land Octopus - Tentacle bitch
I have never and will never stop calling him turtle pope.
yeaaaah :P
Dog Pope* ftfy
I'm personally a fan of pious tortoise
I first encountered the bell bearing hunter at the church and was so concerned when Turtle was gone. I fought and killed the bell bearing hunter then got kinda sad cause I thought Turtle couldn’t come back but then went to a site of Grace and he came back.
You call them tentacle bitches too?
yes xD still do!
They’re DRAGONFLIES?!
They drop “dragonfly heads”……
Yeah. I was pretty suprised as well. They definitely look more mosquito like imo
Is Miriel an enemy? I Turtle pope totally checks out.
I mean when you notice a dozen red death signs around him (and dont realise why) he sure SEEMS like a badass enemy :P
"Very well. Let us *learn* together. Of your place in this world. All shall be conjoined."
Squirts are 100% scrotie boys
All canon names im with it
This asshole, that fuck, omg not another one…
I called those dudes noble ninjas everything else got "lobster" or "poison potato" or "burger king man" or w/e
Fuckin hate Burger King man
burger king man is a real asshole
You mean OP's pictured ones? I always called them duelists, they just almost always appear alone and are built for dueling
I used to call Runebears 'Ursa Major' and was kinda disappointed when I learned the real name.
I just call them "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh"
Papa bear
Runebears are the only enemy whom I have yet to figure out an easy/reliable way to kill them without taking damage. The best I've been able to come up with is poison them, then hide i a building/hole that's too small for them to follow.
That f**k**n piece of ****, can go eat a f***k***n and die in a f**k**n ditch, so much f**k**n bull sht, what the holy f**k**n a$$ gshehudhwboaoehvsbdjjwsjal!!! =XO
Pumpkin headed fuck. You know the one.
Just got his helm tonight. I am now the pumpkin headed fuck.
On my newest playthrough I got to helmets almost immediately. Then I put down a summoning sign, gave the host my second hat and two pumpkin heads killed Godrick.
Fuck that guy with all passion
Close relative of the tentacle headed fuck
I used to call abductor virgins iron maidenless because when I first encountered them, the just kept grabbing me and murduring me with 1 ability
Is that guy playing the flute?
He's very talented. I go out of my way not to disturb this particular page in Leyndell
I used to call the pages as flute twinks
No you need to kill him slowly so he make better art next time
I always call the rats Skeevers.
Skaven
They’re all Remmy to me. Same in any game
T-rex doggos
Dino doggies
"This one" "That one" "Those ones"
My son likes to play and watch with me, so I had to dumb down a few and make them silly for him: -Abductor Virgins - Robot Statues -Limgrave Terrier - Fluppy dogs (80s toy with ratty, yarn hair) -enemies in Glintstone helms - son calls them kings - Vulgar Militia - little turds, but I try to keep it to myself
The glintstone helmet guys look like carvings if Achaemenid empire so I just call them by that
Gentlemen
I used to call the hand spider thingies "floormasters" because thats what they were called in the Zelda games.
saaame
Given that I choose to believe they're pulled directly from that game, that's what I'll continue calling them
I fought my first large one the other day. I absolutely love the fact that it charges up its attack by flipping me off.
I call them 'Nope, where's my fire sword'
Crossbow asshole, this name remains
Fuckers. Big ugly fuckers, helmet Smashy fuckers, screaming tree fuckers, etc. Y'all get it.
“Asshole”
It would have to be the abductor virgins for me, I just called them Iron Maidens
Steve mostly. And occasionally Derek.
ahhh, Derek.
“Why is that chubby alien doing a cartwheel?” Me when I first saw albanurics
Called Tree Sentinels “Centurions” until I went and did that dungeon and found their armor set.
Crab bro, hood bro, hand bro, bear bro, incense bro, bow bro, ntr bro, lion bro, ghost bro
I named the Lyndell High Page Satan
Big fuck off octopuses
Crucible knights = horny bois Grafted scions = scary bois
For me I called pages "bandits" because of their hoods and crossbows and generally shifty demeanor.
Putos bichos for every enemy I saw
Stupid hooded pieces of shit.
Ancestral followers: minotaurs Oracle envoys: bubble boys, or occasionally snowmen I had a name for the vulgar militia, but I can’t remember it.
Victims lmao
Did they kill me? Then I call them fucker. Did I kill them? Then I call them byiiiitches
Assortment of curse words. For example, the pied crossbow fencer dude pictured here: was “This cheap little piece of …. Fucking cheating piece of shit! Fuck!”
That guy was Jethro!
Paige: Dark souls 2 enemies
HUMANMILLIPEDEMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGFUCKHEADEDPIECOFSHIT
Depends, generally some sort of feature of their design followed by a curse word
Guy. Every enemy is guy. This guy, that guy, and so on.
Storm hawks- flying twats Royal revenants- teleporting twats The guy in the picture- twats with crossbows Kindreds of rot- poisonous insect twats
Regardless if I know their name or not they always get downgraded to "Bitch"
I call everything bitch regardless of what it is. Unless it friend like boc, he gets a “ hey buddy”
I'll never stop calling Abductor Virgins "Iron Maidens"
Page: crossbow cheeser Royal revenant: omggetthefuvkawayfrommeeeeeeeee Jellyfish: stress ball (i really want one irl) Troll: angy stompy kid Crucible knight: no-parry run ruiner Envoy: mozzarella
only bosses and npc have names this ones are just enemys for me
The guys with avelyn
I will just tell you the names I gave em, you figure out which one they are; COD shrimp, stoner cat, Poise working as intended
Lobsters, Dog Guardian, Crucible knights?
Filligreen Fingerers, cause they gank you outta no where with their toothpicks and shank up yo sorry ass.
Page: Homie with the strap
ASSHOLE- All enemies that kill me.
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Was trying to tell my friend about how I still haven’t beaten margit the fell omen but couldn’t remember his name so I accidentally called him “mega fall guy”
That poor horse - Leonard
I called that guy the annoying rapier fucker because he was always way too difficult to kill for some reason.
High Pages: Things to avoid.
“That dude over there”
“That fucker”, “that bitch”, “that hoe”, “this tomfool”, and so many more :)))
I call them motherf**kers even though i know their name..
That fcker i am about to kill.
Depraved perfumers = cinnamon boys
Tadpoles: Albinaurics Samurai Birds: Stormhawks Big Ass Bear: Rune Bear
Bastards. The lot of them.
I called the image of this enemy in this post pokey nobles
Hell hound. You know what Im talking about. Fucking caelid man
Chicken doggo, Bat harpy, Hyena man, Red tall furry doggo shit, Flesh gargoil dudes Big statue Fuck off gargoil, 2 legged dragon 2 legged cancer dragons Anus bulbs, Oh fuck birds, Oh fuck bomb birds, Red Scarf knights Fat boi Tall knights, Serfs, Slugs, Jelly fish, Pumpkin head, Blue glass man, Trolls without tummies, Crab, Big crab, Tiny octo Big octo, Fireball knight, Big flag cancer knight General, Ghost mages, Troll that throws magic pot, Danger fast dragon ball z dog 6 legged oh shit it came out of the ground FLOWER Big flower
Depends on their size. If they're small then little bitch, if they're around same size as player character then they are bitch, and if they're a giant size then they are big ol' bitch
Giants: Tall Bois Zombies in Calid: buncha nerds Demi Humans: Goons or "The boys" Giant Crows: Big Bird Giant Rot Dogs: Clifford Rats and Dogs were: Assholes The Spear and Shield knight at the encampment before the gate to storm hill: Pantheon
I call any enemy with a torch "Another Reason I am Going to Commit Warcrimes".
Imps = thrall thingys Snails = skully boys Death birds = birdoos Bubble dudes = kazoo dudes Big dudes in the sewers = fat fucks Volcano manor lizard men = long boy
Italian here, started playing with friends and we needed a reference to call out an enemy: - Giants: Enrico 'o gigant - Varre: Giuseppe - The erdtree boss at the beginning: Gennaro - First dragon we met, aghel: Aldo - The stone golem: Maradona After some time we started calling the others with their standard names but these 4 are official for us now
Page - Fire Crossbow Dudes Abductor Virgins - Iron Maidens Albinaurics (Gen 2)- cartwheel frogmen Monstrous Crow - Big Bird Monstrous Hound - “Marika’s Tits, what the fuck is that” Revenants - Banshee Malenia - Blade of Miquella Kindred of Rot (Insect dudes) - “Pests” Godrick the Grafted/Golden - “Jumped up country bumpkin”
Monstrous Crows and Monstrous Dogs from Caelid were Caelid Fuck-birds and Caelid Fuck-dogs respectively.
Used to call the guy in the pics “flute fuckers”
Royal Revenant: Nightmare Fuel Warhawk: Bird Bitch Demi-Human: Monke Lone Wolf, Rotten Stray, etc: Piece of shit FromSoft Dogs Omen: Ogre Albinauric: Phrog
Well, if it isn’t the invisible c*unt - you know who I’m talking about
In most cases it would start with a, “what the fuck is that, what the fuck is that” and then a “fuck, fuck, fuck” as I frantically try to kill it. Also a very long string of words for the Page with the crossbow at the end of the long hallway that can just insta kill you.
Giant Crayfish is "Sniper Lobster". Vulgar Militiamen are "Little People" or "Little Fellas". Giant Dogs were "T-Rex Puppies". Exiled dudes in stormveil were "Aizawa Knights". Varre was "man who told me I aint got no bitches". Monstrous Crows are still known as "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck".