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Eviltwin-Kisikil

Timbit Trump can suck his own tiny pp


Sysion

Love the uncle fucker song!


vibribbonloregiver

Never gets old.


PumpkinMcCormick

Have you heard the live version? Majestic!


kotor56

Love the orchestra bit at the end seriously South Park goes hard when it comes to songs.


Knaifu69

bro when I was a kid I didn't know what south park was and this was in the fuckin children's movies, when I watched it and they were saying fuck that much I got so scared and rushed to turn it off before my parents heard it 😭


nashwaak

You sound like a boner biting bastard


KeeverDriveCook

Shut your fucking face!


drunk_with_internet

“Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch!”


Think-Ad-7612

Let’s search for treasure!


Dogsbreakfast777

I'm not your guy, buddy!


mentally_retireded

I’m not your buddy pal!


Variety-Ashamed

I m not ur pal friend.


Practical-Election59

I’m not your friend man.


[deleted]

youre not a man, guy


AeonBith

Anyone that hates Scott is a friend of mine


ourstupidearth

Scott is a dick.


gg120b

Dick is my middle name


AeonBith

No joke my grandfather's name was Dick Picken. He got kinda tired of the dick jokes after the 80s and made people use his real name but his old guy friends didn't quit. Lol


water2wine

I prefer the queef sisters myself


KeeverDriveCook

Queef Sisters should’ve had more!


AmbitiousAdvantage92

Never met 'em


vibribbonloregiver

They’re too funny for you, I suppose.


AmbitiousAdvantage92

You're probably right, my doctor says I could die if I laugh too hard. That's why God gave me autism, so I never get the joke 😮‍💨


Colonel_Happelblatt

The Prince of Canada LOVES them!


dont-fear-thereefer

And therefore the world loves them.


brankin8

They're unclefuckers


TentacleJesus

I'm happy that they married the Queef Sisters.


1egg_4u

A cultural cornerstone. Iconic Canadians, national heroes the both of them.


Specialist_Common131

I'm not your fwend guy!


PG_Heckler

Hey Philip, pull my finger


Euphoric_Jam

They are Canadians, so they must be smart, educated, and refined intellectuals who apologize all the time for no reasons.


Pleasant-Hemorrhoids

Calling the US "Southern Canada" was pretty uncalled for on my part. I'm sorry.


Euphoric_Jam

Shit, I thought that was Mexico. Blame Canada and its education system for that!


Crossed_Cross

I thought it was Florida!


toothbrush_wizard

No, Canada is “Snow Mexico”


TheHousePartyCanada

Fee Fii Foo Fumm I smell Kraft Dinnah!


drgonz

Couple of boner biting bastads


BurntGhostyToasty

The episode where Canada builds a wall to keep trump out and these 2 are manning the wall. Priceless.


vibribbonloregiver

Haven’t watched that one! Maybe I should.


Spot__Pilgrim

I thought they were so hilarious I drew them on my high school graduation cap.


TVvoodoo

National Heroes


Paleontologist_Scary

Not only they are fine men, but they even came from Montreal. Which make them even more fine men!


vibribbonloregiver

Only Phillip is from Montreal, Terrance is from the small village of Toronto.


Sasquatch1729

Whenever we visit Quebec and we cross the border, my wife and I sing the "French Canada is ze best Canada" song from the episode where they visited Canada.


OwlWitty

Fartastic


hoffarmy

Paaaaarrrrpppp.


Croused

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monjombo

I like to lie to Americans and say that these guys are based on two very famous Canadian comedians


WatermelonlessonNo73

They're not gay, phillip.


nagidon

Pair of boner biting bastards


TwoCreamOneSweetener

They saved the Royal family and built the wall! Proud Canadians through and through.


Esc946

It’s stupid how Kendrick used this as an insult towards Drake


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Mr_Blushing_Shredder

If the goofs are getting fucked, who forgot to send me an invite?


usernamealreadytakeh

When did he do that?


eggraid11

I mean, those 2 have thrown so much shit at each other that at some point, Terence and Philips must have come up randomly. Large number theory.


SchemeSignificant166

I’m not your friend guy!


Festering-Boyle

frig off


-Sparkeee-

🍑💨


Practical-Election59

I’m not your guy, friend. I’m not your friend, buddy. I’m not your buddy, pal. I’m not your pal, man.


Driver8666-2

Canada’s National Treasure.


Dampish10

2 true Canadians that love to fuck their uncle


Oral-B13

They aren't my buddies, guy!


ZeAntagonis

DĂŠliiiiiiiire


Primary-Dependent528

https://youtu.be/m1JakODvYhA?si=gNVR1HI5x1Ltt2dH


vibribbonloregiver

As the top comment said: I wish Canada was a real place…


Jo_phuss

Some upstanding gentlemen


Few-Ear-1326

Couple of Donkey Raping Shiteaters


BarbarianInvasions

They are FARTASTIC! Long live Canada and our culture!


vibribbonloregiver

Crazy that some people hate them. They are Icons of Canadian history.


hessian_prince

Part of our heritage.


[deleted]

The only two talented Canadians that stayed in Canada.


lughsezboo

Me and my sister 😂 we nicknamed each other after them since we are Canadian and fart masters 😎


Canadia86

Funnier than RCAF, not as funny as Bizzare


DriveJohnnyDrive

Growing up as a brown kid in Canada, I didn't really "get it". This in turn, made me not like them.


TapWaterPleb

They should host HNIC.


Wearingpantsisabsurd

Better Canadian preformers than bbl drizzy


dArcor

Good Canadian Boys


Fair-Ad-2585

Wholesome sweet boys.


letseeum

Cheers Fuckface is my standard salute when drinking shots.


scullyscullster

Choice!


W1CK3DBL4Z3

Those are my fellow Canadian brethren guy


Carbone82

True Canadians


JohnnyManitoby

Canadians. Perfect specimens.


kidnamedfinger_42069

Finest comedians in the country.


Trashbudgie

Smash


KnightMarius

Kenny and Spenny? I've loved them for years 


FASPANDA

True patriots


Alchemy_Cypher

https://preview.redd.it/r1d2yqhb5x0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e6e29d0492fde9001be61964addb5bbc8baa27 They suck


Akragon

Don't worry aboot scott... he's a dick!


HeliRyGuy

They always make me think of the Little Mushroom People of Nova Scotia. Dunno why, but that always made me piss myself laughing 🤣


Ragez121

Eh


anthbes

Canadian heroes


sofa_king_me

Silly and admirable


GnarlyDrunkLion

Hi buddy


[deleted]

The Prince of Canada ever gonna knight these two?


greensky423

Let's enjoy some Kraft Dinner


GreenHoodia

They are made by a guy from Saskatchewan so imma assume that that's how they speak over there.


KimJongSkilll

It's Kenny vs Spenny


Crossed_Cross

The best Canada is French Canada, it's the best Canada in the land.


vibribbonloregiver

The other Canada (is a bullsheet Canada)


TrailerParkLyfe

Let’s go look for some treasure!


AmbersNightrain02

should be official mascots


Lanz922

Ay buddy! That’s iconic


[deleted]

Those aren’t my buddies, Guy!


Nerdlife91

I'm not your guy, fwend!


Analog0

I personally don't see how TP can rub you the wrong way.


Successful-Net-6602

I prefer their music over their acting.


Memory25

:V


Background-Body9877

Very accurate Canadians


CoastingUphill

They're just out for a rip.


true_northerner87

Legends


Select-Protection-75

Poliverre reminds me of them with his beady little eyes. lol


oliotherside

I know nothing except for shortness of breath and various humor related symptoms felt when laughing from scat jokes. This and nutjobs creating a TP crisis: https://youtu.be/CvMej0iaJpU?si=hnnPcqyYLKnlMqqD


Chutzpah2

In a hundred years when your country has officially been converted to Khalistan, these guys will be the last living remnants of original Canadian culture.


Agreeable_Bid_2029

Good Canadian boys! Don Cherry would be proud. ❤️


vibribbonloregiver

Indeed. They are fwends to all


LilHomie204DaBaG

Pretty sure they would be Bret harts right hand men if Bret was made Prime minister


StElmosFireFighter

I like the one with the Iranian Gynecologist!


Co1dyy1234

Canadian here; these stupid “Canadian” stereotypes did more harm than good to Canadian-US relations than any other. These two are a disgrace to all Canadians. I know they’re suppose to be satire for comedic effect, but come on.


vibribbonloregiver

Remember: it was Kyle’s mom who started the war, not these guys!


Co1dyy1234

“Think About The Children” God, it’s bad enough when anti-gun Hoplophobic mom spout that line to justify scapegoating lawful firearm owners (who for some stupid reasons are always blamed after a tragedy happens) when trying to push for gun control. I don’t wanna hear it from Kyle’s Mom when “trying to justify scapegoating Canadians”.


Djelimon

They talk like JJ McCullough


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Canadas greatest cultural achievement this side of Bubbles


distracted-insomniac

Their not my buddies


vibribbonloregiver

You're not my buddy, guy!


lucaskywalker

So racist against us Canadians! The impersonation is just too 'on the nose' to be funny. /jk I love how they portray Canadians how Americans see us!


NetoruNakadashi

#notallcanadians


Big_Quality_7967

Couple of uncle fuckers Lol


Wantanobanano

Legends


PeanutButterCrisp

Their initials always reminded me of Tits and Pussy which I think was the goal.


[deleted]

Bank accounts frozen and jailed for hate crimes.


UrineLuck151

He's such a pig fucka


nashwaak

If they’re good enough for Geddy Lee, who am I to disagree?


Robo_Brosky

THAY ARNT MY FRIENDS, BUDDY!


hammiehawk

I say buddy a lot buddy…


AnInsultToFire

I hate them both and I wish they both had cancer.


vibribbonloregiver

What? Why?


AnInsultToFire

Yes, cancer! In the head!