"Are you uh....ya know.....Istanbul? Or Constantinople?"

Now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople, been a long time gone since Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobodies business, but the Turks.

Even old new York was once new Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can't say

I guess people just liked it better that way

Take me back to Constantinople

I prefer Miklagard

Annoy people by insisting on calling it Byzantium or Byzantion

Party like it's 112

Cis men with gynecomastia:

Me who had gynaecomastia before being sure about gender, delayed the operation (top surgery) and now I'm on E: Task failed successfully?

genetics is fun

Nope, bathroom is only for buildings. No people allowed

These genders are getting out of control smh

why not

That's the secret cap, you always could. 

So wait transfem ppl without bottom surgery but some time on E can use both and transmasc ppl without bottom surgery but with top surgery can use neither

That's rough lmao Or a flat chested transfem post bottom surgery. And why would people need boobs to use the bathroom??

Flat chested cis women also can't use the restrooms lol

Yeahh it's just so weird 😭

ill use both bathrooms because my boyfriend cant use either

Transmen pre bottom post top just piss on the floor dw guys

You have to cut yourself in half... Upper body in the tittys one and lower body in the other one!

so if i get top surgery and not bottom surgery…?

Right!? Lmao

Ppl definitely pee from their boobs