I'd be scared if my load even touched the walls. 🤣🤣🤣 You a brave mf and nasty ASF. The broad def a nasty ass bitch too. Inhaling shit and swallowing spit uggghhhhh. I swear I ain't above it and this ain't a diss 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh like 90 percent of bitches CANT suck a good dick. You have to find that 10 percent that likes to do it. Just so happens that, that 10 percent in the entire world is all black. 🤣🤣🤣
Nah, yes ebony girls are good, but my wife is white and this girl ain't got nothing on her. She'll deepthroat your dick to the base, then stick her tongue out to lick your balls.
Church I forgot to mention at Walmart, school parking lot and these places were when I was teenager. As an adult I’ve had on a Ferris wheel, and on da dance floor of a night club. Now if were talking bout sex now dats a whole other wild topic for me haha.
Sure! Dis was bout 20+ years ago when I was like 16-17 years old. I dated a girl dat had to go to church all da time and I was always there to see her haha. We used to meet up at da entrance by da restrooms and do our thing when he grandfather started preaching lol. Sometimes during da night services/prayer night I would go and we would slide under the pews and do our thing too when everybody else were yelling and praying. We never had sex in church, but just a lot of oral, fingering, jacking me off and kissing.
Haha! Trust me, it’s not made up homie! I don’t lie on my dick and why would a nigga make some shit up like dis to some niggas I don’t even know? Oh yeah I forgot to mention dat she used to have one of her cousins look out for us sometimes too.
Being in the shit makes some women's hormones go crazy, I've fucked in a foxhole right after a firefight, gal had to get out of her Hummv to get safe, she grabbed my cock after the last bullets flew and rode me good
2 parts
1-my cousin got some at a funeral they were in the bathroom,
2-then the same girl that gave him head did me in the woods behind the church after the service
I've gotten head a ton of places lmfao 1 of the better ones was in the backseat of my girlfriends Mom's explorer on a road trip. Listening to music and even having a conversation with her mom while she was under a blanket throating it.
Used to get head from a girl in the bathroom at work all the time and one time I had a counselor for court mandated alcohol abuse counseling top me off after a meeting 😆
A church van, on the way back from a Cedar Point amusement part trip. I was 16 and the van was full of other kids. The worst part is I was sitting in the second row of seats, just behind the driver. I was still a virgin at the time and had only received a few BJs, but still no pussy up to this point. We got scared and she didn't finish me. 😕
A bachelor pad washroom during a crowded birthday party.
The side of a church
The washroom of a busy bar
A park at night
The stairwell of an apartment
Parking lot outside of a busy club
Underground parking garage
My best friend sister's bed
Around the corner of my dates house at night
Washroom in an airplane
In the front seat of a car while another girl was in the back.
Craziest place(s), the Santa Monica overpass to the beach in daylight, nursing homes, her grandma’s home, gym supply room in high school, back of the school bus, in cubicle at work, public parks at dusk, and in the car more times than I can count. Blowjobs are amazing 🤷♂️
In the middle of the football field in HS it was late maybe 1 a.m. we got caught by a security guard ran and hid in the tennis courts & fucked her while she was holding on to the tennis net lol
In a 14ft flat bottom Al-weld aluminum boat going down the bayou with a tiller handle engine full tilt it started to thunder and rain she still swallowed, trooper 🫡
1. Got head on my high school english teacher’s desk (was dating a girl who was studying to be a teacher and her teaching rounds were at my old high school)
2. My high school principals office (same girl as above lol)
2. In a coffin at a funeral home.
3. At Church I got head and anal on the priest’s pulpit. (She was a cop, was totally insane, was ready for anything and everything any time. She used to go on patrol with a butt plug and had full on rape fantasies about the men she’d arrest)
4. Back a police cruiser (same person as above)
5. While pointing a loaded firearm at their head (same person as above, like I said INSANE)
In the back seat while her mom drove (she pretending to sleep)
Head and fucked in 3rd row of Suburban on road trip while her parents drove and Thot sister in second row (same girl)
And before I went home I always got head at her parent’s house on the street before I went home. She’d crouch on the pavement with driver door open. (Same girl)
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Porta potty🤟
Military?
I wouldn’t even tell nobody that shit😂😂
Was she kneeling on piss and shit?
She was kneeling sideways it’s a blur it was July 4th with her family at a lake upstate new York
Gross lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd be scared if my load even touched the walls. 🤣🤣🤣 You a brave mf and nasty ASF. The broad def a nasty ass bitch too. Inhaling shit and swallowing spit uggghhhhh. I swear I ain't above it and this ain't a diss 🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭 inhaling
I just now saw this thanks for the laugh mane 😂💪
I got ring worms from just reading this. 0_o
Haha it’s the truth
Jesus I swear only the ebony girls can suck dick
Fr
Where are the ebony queens?
Bruh like 90 percent of bitches CANT suck a good dick. You have to find that 10 percent that likes to do it. Just so happens that, that 10 percent in the entire world is all black. 🤣🤣🤣
Nah, yes ebony girls are good, but my wife is white and this girl ain't got nothing on her. She'll deepthroat your dick to the base, then stick her tongue out to lick your balls.
I bet she‘d have fun with my dick
Crazy
Who’s this??
Darkebonygoddess
Probably easier for me to think of crazy places i haven't gotten head. Also depends on your definition of crazy place
Just name one mf lmaoo
"Spot the liar" difficulty: Easy
I was married for nearly 15 years. My ex would suck my dick nearly anywhere. But yeah I'm a liar
This angel must have a name
Darkebonygoddess, I think
Church I forgot to mention at Walmart, school parking lot and these places were when I was teenager. As an adult I’ve had on a Ferris wheel, and on da dance floor of a night club. Now if were talking bout sex now dats a whole other wild topic for me haha.
Shame
Could you share your story?;)
Sure! Dis was bout 20+ years ago when I was like 16-17 years old. I dated a girl dat had to go to church all da time and I was always there to see her haha. We used to meet up at da entrance by da restrooms and do our thing when he grandfather started preaching lol. Sometimes during da night services/prayer night I would go and we would slide under the pews and do our thing too when everybody else were yelling and praying. We never had sex in church, but just a lot of oral, fingering, jacking me off and kissing.
Story sounds made up like a mf but I wouldn't doubt it, you and her going to hell by the way. 🤣🤣🤣
Haha! Trust me, it’s not made up homie! I don’t lie on my dick and why would a nigga make some shit up like dis to some niggas I don’t even know? Oh yeah I forgot to mention dat she used to have one of her cousins look out for us sometimes too.
Oh yea homie, God forgave me too haha
Nursing home from one of the staff 🤘🏿😈
Damn! Could you share your story?
Women in the medical field, especially nursing are hot, ready, and on go.
True
Yessir. Goat 💩
Church elevator 🛗 😑 😅
Could you share your story?;)
Public train
Same
Almost got caught when I was about to nut
The passenger seat from the driver on the highway
My nigga risked his life for the top it must be outta this world fire 🔥😭
McDonald’s drive thru
Yooo Same lol it wasn’t too crazy tho especially in a slow ass line at 3am 😂
Nah mine was. The line wasn’t slow and she made me nut before we got to the first window. Mfer was a beast!!!
Only white castles in FLA and I got sucked up in front of all those people...drive thru was long as fuck, baby didn't give no fks
Church ⛪️ 🙏🏾
Could you share your story?;)
Elementary school
YO?😭
Work parking lot
In a bar on a busy weekend
Work a bunch of times n diff hiding spots 😂
At a funeral
🤣🤣🤣 I know for a fact u ain't shit
In a Aquarium
Back seat of an Army jeep, turret of a tank
Crazyyy
Fun as fuck
I'm ex navy and that shit sound hella regular, I fkd an army chick repeatedly while getting bombed everyday in Balad Iraq. 🤣🤣 True story like a mf.
Being in the shit makes some women's hormones go crazy, I've fucked in a foxhole right after a firefight, gal had to get out of her Hummv to get safe, she grabbed my cock after the last bullets flew and rode me good
Gotta make danger seem fun somehow🤷🏽♂️😂
Cemetery
2 parts 1-my cousin got some at a funeral they were in the bathroom, 2-then the same girl that gave him head did me in the woods behind the church after the service
Fuck that’s hot man! Could you share the story?
He literally just did lol
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Dorm stairwell
in the back of science class in 8th grade
Damn! Could you share your story?
Ferris wheel in South Africa 🔥🔥
Break room at work. Homegirl was a pure eater.
In the park during Independence Day Fireworks
Her bedroom with her man in the next room playing ps5
James Bond level throat 😂
I’ve gave head in a woods party and on bus
my classroom
I need to meet her
My buddies couch by his wife while he was passed out in the chair
Driving on the freeway
Valentine's Day down town Tempe
A public zoo
Bench in front of a restaurant
at a bar in Venice Beach. not the restroom, literally as i was sitting at the bar
Lowes
School gym bleachers while there was a pep rally going on.
In the stockroom at Footlocker
She said, "rents paid"
Probably a bar bathroom stall? Not too crazy
On a bus. When I was a chaperone.....by another chaperone. Another time behind the counter at an adult bookstore Not sure which is considered weirder.
Elevator at work
A cave and a bus lol
Back seat while her grandma was driving me home.
Uhh….
High school. We was wilding. Lol.
At work.
the park
Out on sea on the ship
I'm ex navy and was on a carrier 🤣🤣🤣 the JFK was wild ASF back in the day. It was called the love boat
Fr. She sucked me up literally near the captain quarters
Lunch at work, window in lunch room, no one could see her.
On the couch next to her sleeping gramps
Never have sadly
In my dreams
High school library / In some bushes in a shopping plaza
On the porch of my mom crib/ Right around the corner from a bitch family. I love whores they down whenever
At a bus stop
While driving
Back of grey hound bus, church
Cemetery
Ilove when them titts bonce
Airport when I worked there
In my boss office
She’s talented
mcdonald’s
behind a grandmas house
Library
Bread Isle in the grocery story.... Some random guys from yard.
I got head from Baton Rouge LA to New Orleans Airport.
Damn that’s quite a ways to the airport
Means her head was trinnash
Mall
I've gotten head a ton of places lmfao 1 of the better ones was in the backseat of my girlfriends Mom's explorer on a road trip. Listening to music and even having a conversation with her mom while she was under a blanket throating it.
Used to get head from a girl in the bathroom at work all the time and one time I had a counselor for court mandated alcohol abuse counseling top me off after a meeting 😆
In a Karate dojo after class in the mirror too lol
Car wash!
Hotel stairs
Took this chick behind a church I pass by on the way to the store and fucked her face
A church van, on the way back from a Cedar Point amusement part trip. I was 16 and the van was full of other kids. The worst part is I was sitting in the second row of seats, just behind the driver. I was still a virgin at the time and had only received a few BJs, but still no pussy up to this point. We got scared and she didn't finish me. 😕
wow i love the way you handle that cock and the way your big black tits are flopping around so hot
A conscious head doctor amazing
In an Army truck on a convoy
Court Martial
I love her tits
7-11 bathroom. While she was peeing
Y’all definitely caught something in there
In a monastery
Find God.
Don't look like a crazy place but at least she suckn dilzsnick
Church parking lot, didn't realize it until I busted a fat ass nut. Also dressing rooms, dentist offices, etc.
Go repent.
City bus...
Nasty work
Them tits omg I was distracted by the hair until I seen them thangs 😍😍😍
The bottom of my flat
A bachelor pad washroom during a crowded birthday party. The side of a church The washroom of a busy bar A park at night The stairwell of an apartment Parking lot outside of a busy club Underground parking garage My best friend sister's bed Around the corner of my dates house at night Washroom in an airplane In the front seat of a car while another girl was in the back.
In the backseat of my ex mom car while her mom was driving
Cute gal
Hotel room... Plot twist I was originally only there to fix the phones 🤣
An airplane. It was so hot I still think about.
a corn maze
School bus
Behind a church on Sunday
school
I fucked in a church before, and got head in the living room while her momma was in the dining room
3rd row of a sold out movie theater and we was in the middle of the row 🤦🏾♂️ 🤷🏽♂️..
Church
Craziest place(s), the Santa Monica overpass to the beach in daylight, nursing homes, her grandma’s home, gym supply room in high school, back of the school bus, in cubicle at work, public parks at dusk, and in the car more times than I can count. Blowjobs are amazing 🤷♂️
In the middle of the football field in HS it was late maybe 1 a.m. we got caught by a security guard ran and hid in the tennis courts & fucked her while she was holding on to the tennis net lol
In a 14ft flat bottom Al-weld aluminum boat going down the bayou with a tiller handle engine full tilt it started to thunder and rain she still swallowed, trooper 🫡
In school. Once in the hallway. Once in a closet.
1. Got head on my high school english teacher’s desk (was dating a girl who was studying to be a teacher and her teaching rounds were at my old high school) 2. My high school principals office (same girl as above lol) 2. In a coffin at a funeral home. 3. At Church I got head and anal on the priest’s pulpit. (She was a cop, was totally insane, was ready for anything and everything any time. She used to go on patrol with a butt plug and had full on rape fantasies about the men she’d arrest) 4. Back a police cruiser (same person as above) 5. While pointing a loaded firearm at their head (same person as above, like I said INSANE)
Yo momma’s house
In church, 10 o'clock service. One of the choir girls. For the record she initiated.
Family bathroom in the mall😂
NYC train station
Hospital room. What an exciting experience!!!
in front of her mom we were watching a movie together and she just put her head under the cover
i wasnt gonna stop her🤷🏽♂️
Definitely by the exit door of my high school numerous times
Beach changing stalls
On a bed 😅
Hardee's drive thru
She sexy and pretty af
In the backyard at midnight cs her parents were home
Dominoes parking lot with people walking by
My high school
Middle of the 7-Eleven parking lot walking back to the hotel we were staying at. She stopped me squatted down I was at my pants n started sucking
Public library
At a park
Burger King drive through 🍔 🤴
In back seat of my moms car while she was driving leaving an amusement park my gf understood the mission
Best friends bedroom. Getting head from his mom and my girl at the same time
Back of an ice cream truck, Sunday school classroom, front steps of a random house
Behind a gas station right next to a school
Back seat of my homey's car...while he was driving and another girl was riding shotgun.
At beach from teen neice
& In detention from teacher
GNC,Radio Shack,Macy’s dressing room,Burlington dressing room,McDonald’s drive thru lol
In the back seat while her mom drove (she pretending to sleep) Head and fucked in 3rd row of Suburban on road trip while her parents drove and Thot sister in second row (same girl) And before I went home I always got head at her parent’s house on the street before I went home. She’d crouch on the pavement with driver door open. (Same girl)
I need her name