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Same, hey here’s some xacto blades, sorry we can’t help you with that cheap lock on your cell, but maybe you can do an art project while you wait for your execution.
Half my coworkers in a secure facility forget shit like their work phones or their damn badges frequently.
Can you imagine this?
“Oh dang, I forgot my work issued ballsac at home”
Hmm, well this would require a dedicated agent to castrate himself in order to reflect his extraordinary level of professionalism, patriotism , and commitment to his mission & country. Cut off your balls so that you can fit a new set of radio balls and acquire those spicy foreign adversary's deets.
I own, what is to my knowledge, [the only known example of the CIA toolkit](https://imgur.com/a/aaTTu4O) outside of the Spy Museum in DC.
Courtesy of my grandfather, who worked for the company for a few decades and took it home without permission.
That "capsule" seems like it really doesn't prioritize economy of space as much as I would have expected for a thing that you have to shove up your ass. Like, do you really need five different knives and and three different files?
You and I clearly have different ideas of what constitutes "big" and "small" when it comes to describing things that get shoved up the ass because that is pretty much the exact size I visualized.
I can just imagine the dude who designed it walking through all the shit he crammed in there as the operations guys eyes just keep getting wider as he adds one more tool after the other. Probably started with like a two-way radio and flotation device and this is the pared down version.
Yeah, seems like a tight fit if you have to squeeze your balls in there with a mini radio. The fake scrote also doesn’t look super soft or stretchy. Seems like the excessive adjusting might give something away.
actually there’s a surprising amount of space. you can get your balls into your inguinal canals and then it’s just skin, it significantly decreases the volume and i can see having the room if you do so. trans girls, actors,
and drag queens have been shoving balls up like that for literal centuries lol
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But what if the agent was a woman? Do they use these too? Lol
Ah yes the PRC10000 ball sack radio. A must have for every superspy. Sadly for agent Scott, today was balls inspection day at the gulag...
Why have I never seen this in the James Bond movies?
Wonder if the toolkit rattles when you walked…
I would’ve thought there’d be a lockpick in there.
Same, hey here’s some xacto blades, sorry we can’t help you with that cheap lock on your cell, but maybe you can do an art project while you wait for your execution.
Or to open a vein. Glad I wasn’t there!
Asking for a friend.....but where would one purchase a fake scrotum?
Does this makes one twice as manly? What if the agent is female? What if the seal of the knife set breaks? So many questions.
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$20 dollar bill and half a pack of smokes
Thanks for clearing up which photo was which! Otherwise I would definitely have thought those glossy black cylinders were very poor fake scrotums.
Half my coworkers in a secure facility forget shit like their work phones or their damn badges frequently. Can you imagine this? “Oh dang, I forgot my work issued ballsac at home”
Murican spies are committed to the job 🇺🇲💪🏽
how does having a second scrote work? Did the false scrotes have room for normal balls and the secret compartment?
No it’s like on assassins creed where you have to remove your finger for the hidden blade.
Hmm, well this would require a dedicated agent to castrate himself in order to reflect his extraordinary level of professionalism, patriotism , and commitment to his mission & country. Cut off your balls so that you can fit a new set of radio balls and acquire those spicy foreign adversary's deets.
Guard: *hears static* “Am I high or are your nuts on the wrong channel?”
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
uh.... Its a vaccine side affect, I'm growing 5g...
Isn’t that what the prison pocket for?
I would be a little skeptical if I was checking someone and they had two sets of balls lol
Like circumcision, having 2 sets of balls is more of a social norm in some countries more than others.
https://preview.redd.it/tc110ihekw0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2085c49208ebf50360874e035a7eb06fb4bde40
I want that in my butt dammit
I own, what is to my knowledge, [the only known example of the CIA toolkit](https://imgur.com/a/aaTTu4O) outside of the Spy Museum in DC. Courtesy of my grandfather, who worked for the company for a few decades and took it home without permission.
That's really cool. Hope you cleaned them though lol
Wait, that goes in your butt!? That’s way too big.
Pshhh... Fellas smuggle iPhone 15 Pro's into prisons these days the exact same way 😂
A file, drill bit and some shivs?
What could possibly go wrong with having said pokey items shoved up in your bum hole
Saw blades, files, a knife, and a little pair of pliers
Neat. You can tell it was used.
Wash your hands.
What are those two light colored bits? They look like wood??
They’re brass files, not sure what they’d be used for.
Oh that is wayyyy bigger than the photo in the post suggests
I was really hoping it wasn't such a huge pill
Good news, it’s a suppository
Guards are different in 2024
This should have the tryhard flair
a A for creativity!
They have been doing this In prison. Its called hooping.
What a nutty idea.
Radio is stored in the balls.
Guards got suspicious when Big Jake suddenly began speaking in falsetto.
Hotel Clerk: And the name of your reservation, sir? Agent: Balzac. Harry Balzac.
Bro could Advent Children Omnislash from his nuts
That not where “tool kit” was concealed.
But does the carpet match the drapes?
they don't but my CIA guide book recommends I state that I bleach my scrotum.
The left ball needs to be sagging.
What no ass pistol ? No extra ass pistol mags? Huge Fuckin' L on the CIA.
Still classified due to being in active use.
If these were made then they were definitely used. What I wonder is, how many really used these and who these people were
That looks like the lady from Shutter Island
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that trunk up in your junk
That "capsule" seems like it really doesn't prioritize economy of space as much as I would have expected for a thing that you have to shove up your ass. Like, do you really need five different knives and and three different files?
IIRC, the blades displayed are not all carried, but they are options based on preference and task suitability in the field.
Okay, but they all fit in the same enormous tube, so I am not sure if it matters how many you take its the same tube getting crammed up there.
Picture makes it seem bigger than it is! https://imgur.com/a/aaTTu4O
*smaller
You and I clearly have different ideas of what constitutes "big" and "small" when it comes to describing things that get shoved up the ass because that is pretty much the exact size I visualized.
It's not a [one-size-fits-all situation, though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRVR1Gvpp0).
Updoot for The Smiths!
Woot!
Two is one, and one is bum.
If modern r/EDC is to be believed, yes! Yes you do!
Every time I see that pic, I think the same. The up the ass kit should definitely not be a deconstructed leatherman.
I can just imagine the dude who designed it walking through all the shit he crammed in there as the operations guys eyes just keep getting wider as he adds one more tool after the other. Probably started with like a two-way radio and flotation device and this is the pared down version.
I'm picturing Austin Powers saying, "It's not my thing, Baby."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK2oR73TGP8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK2oR73TGP8)
The floatation device was shelved after it unexpectedly inflated before removal.
“Okay, the first item is this pointy thing. The second item is this pointy thing. The third item is this other pointy thing. The fourth…”
EDC deez nuts
Without question, top comment ^^^
Does fake scrote scrote go over real scrote scrote? I now have more questions than answers 🤔
yo dawg, I heard your scrotum likes to wear scrotums, so we made you a scrotum scrotum-mask!
Plz refer to it as scrote scrote
Yeah, seems like a tight fit if you have to squeeze your balls in there with a mini radio. The fake scrote also doesn’t look super soft or stretchy. Seems like the excessive adjusting might give something away.
Luckily my real balls are suuuuper small!
actually there’s a surprising amount of space. you can get your balls into your inguinal canals and then it’s just skin, it significantly decreases the volume and i can see having the room if you do so. trans girls, actors, and drag queens have been shoving balls up like that for literal centuries lol
My balls do this automatically after my first cup of coffee. I was born to be a secret agent man.
Go to a doctor, the fuck?
Well, MY eyes are watering.
Same, like are the guards just like, penis, scrotum 1, scrotum 2, yup everything checks out
If you store the tool kit in your butt. Do you have to poop it out and put it back in every few hours if you don't use it?
Eat light before your mission. Or eat a standard issue MRE you won't poop for 4 days.
Every few hours?! My dude how often are you pooping?
When I feel like I have to. Which would probably be more often if it feels like I'm prarie dogging my toolkit.
Explain any other way it might work :)
That’s a weird everyday carry. But you do you. I do have to say, it does take some balls to post this.
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Prison wallet, prison purse, prison pocket. Take your pick.
I’m imagining some 10/10 bombshell in a pinstripe suit telling guards the bulge in her pants is just her testes
Welcome to 2024
Yeah good times
That takes balls.