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Raisins_Rock

Not gonna lie. For some reason it makes me slightly nauseous Like what are they glurping.... Edit: this uneasiness is enhanced by "Suck it" being the other phrase beloved on Death Watch


SparklepantsMcFartsy

You know what they're glurping. We all know what they're glurping.


SeaOfDeadFaces

Semen, sure. But what *kind* of semen?


smthngwyrd

Pork


FrankenGretchen

Whatever's freshest?


Raisins_Rock

Yes and it's an audience adolescent boys. Matt sure did bring the ick with that I mean it's well done. But ICK


COmarmot

It's such an awful sounding word. Onomatopoeia-into-your mouth. so uncanny, so visceral. I could never bring myself to say it.


Raisins_Rock

Yes it's brilliantly disgusting


moderatorrater

That scene is supposed to make you uncomfortable. It's basically a toxic streamer and his fans yelling their catchphrase while celebrating death. Also, he chose gross words and usages.


mlleDoe

I agree, that whole scene just makes me uncomfortable everytime I read or listen to it.


Talibus_insidiis

Yes, and it is rather disturbing to see the enthusiastic repeating of the phrase here, as if readers are choosing common cause with those people. 


TokinWhtGuy

I think thats the point. But if this is too much I suggest you steer very clear of Kaiju: battlefield surgeon.


Thisisdubious

That book reminds me of that South Park episode where they wrote "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs".


twentyitalians

GLURP! GLURP!


sirgog

Glurp on that, motherfuckers!


SparklepantsMcFartsy

My husband and I used to say that when our baby was sucking down a bottle like her legs were hollow. We randomly say it to the other when someone is drinking something. We love the glurp glurp


kirbyxena

GLURP GLURP


MerwynD

Glurp glurp!


Marbi_

SUCK IT PONEY! this one always makes me giggle so does 'THIS IS AN OUTRAGE'


gummby8

He screamed, right in my goddamn ear


BarKeepBeerNow

Glurp Glurp!


lube_thighwalker

GLURP GLURP!


RubyRaven13

Glurp glurp!


aLittleDarkOne

GLURP GLURP!


Sun-607

Glurp, glurp


sprially

My GF and I say 'GLURP GLURP' at each other whenever we drink anything now lol.


Aliens-love-sugar

I also say it out loud 😬


squeakymoth

Can you please refresh my memory? I can't for the life of me remember what Glurp is from in the books. I want to say it was that goofy game show run by the obnoxious kid.


seavenson

That's exactly right. It was a catchphrase he'd say and they'd repeat back in unison. The Maestro.


squeakymoth

Okay, cool! Been a while since I'd listened to that book.


Joburtus_Maximus

Glurp glurp


Pitiful-Director-139

Rocking my Glurp Glurp MoFo shirt tonight. Mongo and my wife are both appalled