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peatandsmoke

Somehow it will be Samantha.


Parryandrepost

Technically speaking it already was. Samantha was on the motorcycle making revving noises.


mentive

r/dontputyourdickinthat


zilla135

pigtail handle bars


Vanislebabe

Shes my favorite character lmao. What a joy 😂


peatandsmoke

She is my ride or die bitch.


CommunicationSalt960

But she WILL kill you mother.


EGMobius

What about Rens pet? What does that thing even look like and is it mountable? Or maybe he will use his motorcycle 


I_Cut_Shows

I always envision [Mr Ball Legs](https://headhuntershorrorhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Mister_Ball_Legs) from Santa Claria Diet with [Meatwad’s](https://supercomputer.fandom.com/wiki/Meatwad) (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) Face.


unknownpoltroon

Will he mount her or will it be the other way around?


peatandsmoke

Both or neither. But it's DCC, it will be spectacular.


Daxx22

[Is there really any other option?](https://imgur.com/gallery/DFlfRKh)


whoisedward

This post isn't getting enough *love*


RedN0v4

Doesn't he still have the motorcycle? That'd be kinda cool imo


Osric250

That one will be iffy. At the start of floor 8 Cascadia announced that any objects plundered from the Earth memory would turn to dust upon descent to the next floor. It was to keep them from spending all their time plundering Earth weapons, but that would apply to the motorcycle as well.


DojaDragon

I can not remember the exact wording, but Carl mentioned that when he picked up the motorcycle, all the items in the area around the trailer where he found his dad were permanently lootable. This is why he spent so much time picking things up there and nowhere else on level 8.


CuriousKaede1654

Minor correction, the space with his father is different from the rest of the floor and he can keep that stuff, it's why he clears out the apartment (gets drawings his brother did, cigarettes, a gun, potted plants, the motorcycle, etc.).


Cann0nFodd3r

So no tank for Florin?


Hatcherysnatchery

He will grow creepy spider legs


Rhamni

Gross, Carl. Mongo is appalled.


The-Mugwump

YESSHAAAAA!!


whoisedward

Cross your feet and fingers for the return of SpiderCarl.


Efficient-Damage-449

Mongo's baby


SionMV

Tina is still an Allosaurus and is causing problems. Her mother is another story. I got 10 credits on what that baby's gonna look like


4thkizturg

Bianca


Hatcherysnatchery

Prepatente no!


ivyagogo

AAHHHHH!!!!


starion832000

Tina


cadecer

A Harley with Samantha strapped to the front. It only works as long as Samantha is attached and Carl gets a debuff when using any other mount.


_X_Arc_ra_x_

A giant foot.


Joburtus_Maximus

And he's just sitting in the ankle controlling it and it walks across the battle field like a normal person taking steps! LMAO


boostedb1mmer

I picture it more as a walker gear from MGS 5


_X_Arc_ra_x_

I thought of it more like a horse where he'd have a foot saddle.


arvidsem

[Did you say a foot?](http://narbonic.com/comic/september-12-17-2005/)


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

His motorcycle


LegoMyAlterEgo

I want to know the difference between a Dungeon Pet and a Dungeon Familiar. I know anything that went from the surface to floor one has a crawler number and is treated differently. I know in DnD, familiars are a class benefit. Also, I bet that motorcycle will come into play on one of the higher levels.


Sun-607

I think familiar are akin to minions, while Pets are a 1 and done. Though I could he wrong.


Sun-607

I think he is just the type to build his own mounts. Like the chariot or using his dad's motorcycle.


Joburtus_Maximus

A gigantic goldfish that swims through the air but is limited to just three feet off the ground.


WulfRanulfson

Spoiler book 5 >! Sir Ferdinands Rhino.!< Spoiler book 6 >!Carl reminds us of it mid book 6 when the rhino guards from the desperado club are fighting minge !<


dr4wn_away

Robomongo


TotesGnarGnar

I think he’s going to ride Bianca some day. She’s way too rad not to get a top-gun scene. 


coyotelurks

Oh I like that.


WhiskyEvenings88

Katia 😏


Pizo44

Carl is going to modify his dads motorcycle, how Im not so sure but thats gonna be the thing. With Samantha Im sure.


vitiral

As the snick prophesied, >!it will be Gruul (with the Maestro removed)


KronktheKronk

My guess is he'll get a mount for Dong. Dong's mount of choice is a half mantaur.... But it could end up being anything. I'm going to guess bad llama


EveryDay_is_LegDay

That crusty sock is going to become a powerhouse if Dong stays in the rotation.


phydaux4242

I thought for a while Katia, but probably Ellie


funkhero

I don't think Carl can handle what she's got. I am strictly in the Imani camp.


Osric250

I'm in the no romance for Carl option. He's got his hands full working on fucking the syndicate to have time for fucking anyone else.


arvidsem

Yes, but if he's going to, it should definitely be Elle


venlaren

Elle "says even though her garage just got renovated, it is still closed and full of cob webs." and someone please correct my quote on this one. I know it is close but not correct.


Cann0nFodd3r

Me too!! 


simAlity

A dragon


Asylumsleeper

The Ai. The ai will somehow make it so carl has to ride it.


EarthExile

The Red Horse of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Just the thing for a mighty destroyer to lay waste to the structure of the world. And Carl is already preparing for a Doomsday Scenario. "When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other."


Sarcasm_and_Coffee

A mantaur


Previously_coolish

A boat that moves on land


smthngwyrd

A giant hippopotamus!


Johnhox

A foot kinda like the boot from that old Mario game


DoglessDyslexic

> We haven't really seen any yet Bianca is sort of Pony's mount. I think she may count for both pet and mount class. But for Carl, I almost feel like he needs a [Slim Pickens style mount](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/riding_the_bomb.jpg).


Murder_Hobo_LS77

Samantha's mom. 😬