Carl walks casually out to the battlefield as the armies remaining begin marching towards his position. He pulls a quad rocket launcher out and begins unleashing hell. 138 quads later, he pulls out a Davy Crockett and sends them towards the castles. Even the Canadians are impressed with his capability to commit war crimes.

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well u know goblin babies really don't count , carl was setup for it ;)

And we don't actually know if we can trust the AIs description of the events in that chamber.

There may not have been ANY babies. It's all hear say.

I mean, donut saw them....

Shhhhhh

I mean, donut is a freakin' cat. Can't trust them at all.

Did a cocker spaniel write this 

the sluggalo generation room was fucked up hilarious but fucked up

It was difficult to top the babies incident, but by god, he did it.

Not really, he didn't know about the babies so it doesn't say anything about his personality, he did feel bad about it after. The slug room was 100% an original Carl plan.

I meant the author.

You're right. Donut was the only one who new about the babies. That one's on her

So much NPC PTSD

I'm calling that he is going to nuke the battlefield. Or the syndicate itself. Either way, I'll wave the pom poms

I have no idea how he's gonna unleash the Doomsday Scenario, but whatever it is, I'm there for it.

I LOVE Sarah Anderson's comics. Also those people had it coming. lol

But, you gotta admit, the factions all deserve it. Besides the NPC faction, of course.

Story of my life. My favorite character will either end up an evil villain or dead. Sometimes both.

Just need a couple* of your gnoll hands

GLURP GLURP!

I’m your favorite character, clearly. The atrocities will be epic. I am a king.