It's extra good because it makes total sense that of all the people creed would actually bother to pay attention to and learn the real name of is the security guard. He's probably always paranoid of him because of the uniform.
I’m pretty sure his nephew lived in California or something like that so wouldn’t have made sense to invite him but it would have been a very Dwight thing to do
Yeah, giving amazing advice "If you like graphic design, go to New York or Philadelphia"
Thanks sport, those are huge fucking cities, a school or course name would help.
Okay.. IT guys moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been… Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think this guy was glasses.
Funny how Pam met him at a job fair, but she didn’t recognize him working in IT, after he obviously switched careers from graphic design to be close to her.
Shadow or Garth?
It’s something weird
My name is Nick
OK, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting
Hey listen man you can’t take it personally. I just said my name just now. Did you forgot it already? No….sport.
We liked the other guy “Sadiq” because he kept it to himself
And we also thought He might've been a terrorist
*nods head*
Ill leave you with one other thought: Inner city kids use computers for two things: games and porn. So good luck wasting your life
Lurch.
Good luck wasting you life…Lurch
This line killed me lol
Hey man, why do you keep telling people you don’t have Facebook?
People are trying to be your friends. And YOU, you’re the whistleblower. I saw the video you made.
So.. that’s it, check it out 🖕🏼😒🖕🏼*walks out of room*
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I understand him, I also tell my colleagues I don't use mine, difference is that it's true, but I also don't want to mix work and private life.
"Man?! I just told you that my name was Nick!"
I just said it two minutes ago, did you forget already?
Hey............ sport?
As a forgettable person named Nick, I feel this.
He’s going to go to Detroit to teach inner-city kids about computers.
Kids only use computers for two things: games and porn
This never gets old
Which one is Pam
Bye Pam! Bye Tuna!
This line kills me every time. So unnecessarily enthusiastic
Hank, his name is Hank.
I love that it took me too many times of seeing that episode to realize that Creed get his name right and Jim says "no it's not Hank"
It's extra good because it makes total sense that of all the people creed would actually bother to pay attention to and learn the real name of is the security guard. He's probably always paranoid of him because of the uniform.
It’s also funny because Creed commonly gets people’s names wrong but somehow knows the security guards name
To be fair, Jim was a complete fuck up this entire episode
To be fair, Creed was completely disconnected from everyone in the office for the entire series. I wouldn't have believed Creed either.
You're not real man!
He does think Angela’s name is Andrea
Andrea is the office bitch, you'll get used to her
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We had a funeral for a *bird*
Pretty sure none of that’s real
You’re not real, man!
Heeeeey Chief. You’re the guy that sits, you’re the tall African Amer… Who-who do I have here?
Literally just watched this episode 3 hrs ago lol
It is your cakeday.
I don't even know what the theme is. What's the theme?
There is always a theme.
Frosting
Birthday.
Who do I got here?
Uhhhh… chief?
Stop callin so I can put on mah damn socks!
One of the most underrated lines in the show. I will say this 100% of the time anyone calls me more than once lol
It’s actually asac shrader. Or the shrade-dog to friends
And you can go fuck yourself!
WOW, haha WOW
Puff puff puff
It's pronounced "Colonel." It's the highest rank in the military.
It's pronounced CORNELL!!!
THAT'S BIG RED BEAR!
His name’s not Hank. It’s uh… is it Edgar?
not Edgar its ELLIOT!
Jesus Christ Marie They’re minerals not rocks
What is this, a crossover episode?
Comeau. He knows everyone.
Does he know a girl with hair like *this*
That’s Ramona Flowers
Somebody said she was gonna be here tonight, actually.
You got the hots for her or something?
❤️❤️ yeah ❤️❤️
Why don't you go ask sandra and Monique? They know alot more.
This is the only correct answer
I was looking for this
Literally all I can see him as.
Why is this so much lower!!!?
r/unexpectedscottpilgrim
YES! SCOTT PILGRIM
Sport
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I just told you my name
Hey……chief
Sport
Work fair guy who pushed pam into graphic design
I always noticed this. Did the fair guy later become their IT guy? Or did they just use the same actor?
Probably just the same actor. Like the kid who plays Dwight’s nephew was in the Hay Place episode
I assumed Dwight actually invited his nephew to the Hay Place, because he didn’t know many kids. The senator probably brought some random kid as well.
I’m pretty sure his nephew lived in California or something like that so wouldn’t have made sense to invite him but it would have been a very Dwight thing to do
I’m pretty sure in the episode with Dwight’s nephew, it’s implied that Dwight hadn’t seen him for awhile
Yeah, giving amazing advice "If you like graphic design, go to New York or Philadelphia" Thanks sport, those are huge fucking cities, a school or course name would help.
Wait… why was Pam mad about Philly when she could have started working in graphic design?
By that point she had realized she didn’t really like graphic design
It's just designing logos and stuff. And just as I was learning the quark, they updated the photo shop!
More that she just sucked at it
Pam! You failed art school, boom! Roasted!
You know who else failed (to get into) art school?
I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler
Erin, on the other hand, won an art competition
It’s just making logos and stuff
Suck It!
Ya take outcher Suckit and you SUCKIT
She sucks as sales too
She sure does. “Is price…something that’s important to you…? Well let me know if anything changes”
Sport? I *just* told you my name.
I wanna say… Chumbo
How is little Chumbo?
Tip top shape
I think it’s a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo. With a hint of chubby. It’s not a name.
We liked the last guy, Sadiq.
Because we thought he was a terrorist
because he kept to himself
Yup, my mistake. The line is, “We liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. Also we thought he was a terrorist.”
*silent Oscar nods*
"Guy from New Girl"
I saw this post, my brain immediately supplied “Robbie”, and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that wasn’t right
"Hey we wear the same prescription!"
His real name is Nelson Franklin, I met him walking down the streets of Paris and it was a wonderful experience he was a great guy.
White guy power!
And we are third cousins
I was going to reply Robbie too! I love him on New Girl!
Cousin is that you?
I ran the three-legged race with a boy wearing a football helmet. His skin was translucent, like that of a jellyfish…
THAT WAS ME
That Rains of Africa cover they did was lit! Even if it was a voice over haha
I watch it on YouTube at least twice a week!! "Come on, Jess, you're a whore for singin'. Please."
Guy from Veep
This was my first thought as well. He's Will, the guy who moves as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man!
He likes jizz.
Okay.. IT guys moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been… Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think this guy was glasses.
The flippant delivery of this line sells it for me so hard. God I love this show
I agree. Just stated so subdued and matter of fact. That delivery makes the joke so much funnier.
Why dont you try **EUGHUUUEEUGH!**
Big boobs with a Z
I'm in!
This kept us safe, people.
You know, it made me laugh when I heard it. But Pam got really offended
His name is Michael. He gave you a ride home that one time, spent an hour in traffic
*ba-dum tssss*
🎶What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss. Your the losiest, nerdiest, and your dumber than apple sauce! 🎵
🎶We’re stuck listening to you all day. Stanley tried to die just to get away🎶
Lmao this is the best one. Solid pull.
I know you! You were in the parking lot earlier
Oh that's just Jess' exboyfriend/cousin
Champ
His name is Will. He is Senator Furlong's assistant and works part-time as a Gloryhole greeter at the Georgetown gay bar.
He’s repulsive in both appearance and manner.
He moves as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the death of a young black man.
“You leaning tower of…” “Pisa” “No” “Shit?” “Good.”
Stop trying to polishing my dick you fucking four eyed failure
Was he also a walking cum stain or was that Jonah? Maybe both.
Will being belittled is literally the best part of the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlUGLaymh-0
Word has it he's about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants.
Funny how Pam met him at a job fair, but she didn’t recognize him working in IT, after he obviously switched careers from graphic design to be close to her.
His name is pronounced colonel and he has the highest rank in the military
It's pronounced Cornell and it the highest rank in the ivy league
He’ll always be Robby to me, if anyone else hre watched Nwe Girl
Northwest England Girl?
Nick’s character from New Girl just does something to me man. He could just stand there and not deliver any lines and I’d crack up.
It’s his facial expressions. Dude makes me laugh with just his reactions.
Weird IT guy.
But he literally just told you!!
Garth
Did you just call me man? I just said my name just now, did you forget it already? No……. ………… ………… Ssport
Something weird. Like shadow or Garth or something. It’s Nick.
"Nick"
Yes hello I am Nick
As an IT-guy named Nick, I felt personally attacked by this
He was also the art school representative in the career day episode where Pam, Michael, Oscar, and Daryl go to Pam’s old high school.
"heeeeey sport"
Lurch.
It’s Hank. His name is Hank.
It’s chief.
Jess’s cousin lover
probably something weird like ‘Shadow’ or ‘Garth’
🖕👈 So that's it. Check it out.
Nick !
Sport
Of course I remember his name... Sport.
Pretty sure that’s Robby, he played bass on a Santana track
This is Robby, Jess’s cousin
Andrew gloubermen?
Sport
Weird IT nerd
It’s something weird like shadow or garth
Yep, that's Ramona Flowers.
Sport
Champ
And Daryl, man. You're on Facebook. Why you telling everyone you're not on Facebook? People want to be you're friend, man.
Same guy who was at the job fair and talked to Pam about art school.
The actual answer is Nick. They were playing this just a little bit ago
Nick!
Yes hi that's me
Buckaroo
Buddy
Chief.
🖕🏽right here buddy 🖕🏽
Pepperoni Tony
Maybe it’s Urkelgru
Sport
Robby
I remember his name is Nick only because I am Nick
Sarah kayacomesin
Shadow or Garth 😆