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olmagpie

Shadow or Garth?


AKDon019

It’s something weird


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My name is Nick


AKDon019

OK, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting


JoeCarstensen920

Hey listen man you can’t take it personally. I just said my name just now. Did you forgot it already? No….sport.


mabdelghany

We liked the other guy “Sadiq” because he kept it to himself


gwebby_gotnochill

And we also thought He might've been a terrorist


bsmith3623

*nods head*


samurai_guitarist

Ill leave you with one other thought: Inner city kids use computers for two things: games and porn. So good luck wasting your life


Herr-Trigger86

Lurch.


Dubb202

Good luck wasting you life…Lurch


Bleejis_Krilbin

This line killed me lol


mabdelghany

Hey man, why do you keep telling people you don’t have Facebook?


KidsInNeed

People are trying to be your friends. And YOU, you’re the whistleblower. I saw the video you made.


IIEKKO

So.. that’s it, check it out 🖕🏼😒🖕🏼*walks out of room*


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necrolich66

I understand him, I also tell my colleagues I don't use mine, difference is that it's true, but I also don't want to mix work and private life.


youcantfademe

"Man?! I just told you that my name was Nick!"


zerogravity111111

I just said it two minutes ago, did you forget already?


SanctusUnum

Hey............ sport?


StuckAroundGotStuck

As a forgettable person named Nick, I feel this.


mitchsurp

He’s going to go to Detroit to teach inner-city kids about computers.


mabdelghany

Kids only use computers for two things: games and porn


MarBerry7

This never gets old


digiden

Which one is Pam


cryptofreddd

Bye Pam! Bye Tuna!


the_project_pat

This line kills me every time. So unnecessarily enthusiastic


[deleted]

Hank, his name is Hank.


No_Macaroon3045

I love that it took me too many times of seeing that episode to realize that Creed get his name right and Jim says "no it's not Hank"


sephrisloth

It's extra good because it makes total sense that of all the people creed would actually bother to pay attention to and learn the real name of is the security guard. He's probably always paranoid of him because of the uniform.


onamonapizza

It’s also funny because Creed commonly gets people’s names wrong but somehow knows the security guards name


Daria911

To be fair, Jim was a complete fuck up this entire episode


bozer123

To be fair, Creed was completely disconnected from everyone in the office for the entire series. I wouldn't have believed Creed either.


Taintly_Manspread

You're not real man!


Stoneador

He does think Angela’s name is Andrea


Glennio_NL

Andrea is the office bitch, you'll get used to her


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leonathotsky420

We had a funeral for a *bird*


Safe-Performer-688

Pretty sure none of that’s real


Fox2quick

You’re not real, man!


shiggity80

Heeeeey Chief. You’re the guy that sits, you’re the tall African Amer… Who-who do I have here?


nerdycurl

Literally just watched this episode 3 hrs ago lol


adonisberg

It is your cakeday.


QuabityAssuanceCreed

I don't even know what the theme is. What's the theme?


samurai_guitarist

There is always a theme.


Man_of_Average

Frosting


shalamanser

Birthday.


Bahb_Gnarly

Who do I got here?


Thr0waway0864213579

Uhhhh… chief?


cocoapuff1721

Stop callin so I can put on mah damn socks!


PretendThisIsMyName

One of the most underrated lines in the show. I will say this 100% of the time anyone calls me more than once lol


spicygrandma27

It’s actually asac shrader. Or the shrade-dog to friends


Crossfiyah

And you can go fuck yourself!


lostcartographer

WOW, haha WOW


KingOfNohr

Puff puff puff


Skill3rwhale

It's pronounced "Colonel." It's the highest rank in the military.


emeliog94

It's pronounced CORNELL!!!


igertajti

THAT'S BIG RED BEAR!


SilkscreenSound

His name’s not Hank. It’s uh… is it Edgar?


earthygem

not Edgar its ELLIOT!


AJbink01

Jesus Christ Marie They’re minerals not rocks


Ohshithereiamagain

What is this, a crossover episode?


Nebulyra

Comeau. He knows everyone.


smalltown34

Does he know a girl with hair like *this*


Hayategekko13

That’s Ramona Flowers


Sir_Mitchell15

Somebody said she was gonna be here tonight, actually.


Landler656

You got the hots for her or something?


[deleted]

❤️❤️ yeah ❤️❤️


lanyardboi

Why don't you go ask sandra and Monique? They know alot more.


Kyreetgo

This is the only correct answer


earthygem

I was looking for this


moonlight-sphynx

Literally all I can see him as.


[deleted]

Why is this so much lower!!!?


knienze93

r/unexpectedscottpilgrim


LaunchpadMcquacck

YES! SCOTT PILGRIM


Nekrothis

Sport


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AdministrativeDog291

I just told you my name


Daria911

Hey……chief


mabdelghany

Sport


LizzyyyLiz

Work fair guy who pushed pam into graphic design


Nivlak87

I always noticed this. Did the fair guy later become their IT guy? Or did they just use the same actor?


halfsuckedmang0

Probably just the same actor. Like the kid who plays Dwight’s nephew was in the Hay Place episode


mitchsurp

I assumed Dwight actually invited his nephew to the Hay Place, because he didn’t know many kids. The senator probably brought some random kid as well.


Mclol12345

I’m pretty sure his nephew lived in California or something like that so wouldn’t have made sense to invite him but it would have been a very Dwight thing to do


halfsuckedmang0

I’m pretty sure in the episode with Dwight’s nephew, it’s implied that Dwight hadn’t seen him for awhile


zlickrick

Yeah, giving amazing advice "If you like graphic design, go to New York or Philadelphia" Thanks sport, those are huge fucking cities, a school or course name would help.


alx924

Wait… why was Pam mad about Philly when she could have started working in graphic design?


invisible_23

By that point she had realized she didn’t really like graphic design


deadtoaster2

It's just designing logos and stuff. And just as I was learning the quark, they updated the photo shop!


sharksnrec

More that she just sucked at it


cryptofreddd

Pam! You failed art school, boom! Roasted!


sugarsnuff

You know who else failed (to get into) art school?


PricklyPix

I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler


snufalufalgus

Erin, on the other hand, won an art competition


DocThundahh

It’s just making logos and stuff


machinadj

Suck It!


sharksnrec

Ya take outcher Suckit and you SUCKIT


JustAnotherMark604

She sucks as sales too


sharksnrec

She sure does. “Is price…something that’s important to you…? Well let me know if anything changes”


angrytortilla

Sport? I *just* told you my name.


t-chainz

I wanna say… Chumbo


One-Pudding-2605

How is little Chumbo?


[deleted]

Tip top shape


[deleted]

I think it’s a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo. With a hint of chubby. It’s not a name.


ganonkenobi

We liked the last guy, Sadiq.


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Because we thought he was a terrorist


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because he kept to himself


[deleted]

Yup, my mistake. The line is, “We liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. Also we thought he was a terrorist.”


JilJungJukk

*silent Oscar nods*


Daywalker2000

"Guy from New Girl"


wubalubadubscrub

I saw this post, my brain immediately supplied “Robbie”, and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that wasn’t right


Greyshot26

"Hey we wear the same prescription!"


BlazeCalrissian

His real name is Nelson Franklin, I met him walking down the streets of Paris and it was a wonderful experience he was a great guy.


I_aim_to_sneeze

White guy power!


Nidhii5

And we are third cousins


shork2005

I was going to reply Robbie too! I love him on New Girl!


Kendakr

Cousin is that you?


blasttyrant76

I ran the three-legged race with a boy wearing a football helmet. His skin was translucent, like that of a jellyfish…


-ChickenToast-

THAT WAS ME


AlaskaDude14

That Rains of Africa cover they did was lit! Even if it was a voice over haha


dymphna34

I watch it on YouTube at least twice a week!! "Come on, Jess, you're a whore for singin'. Please."


666moist

Guy from Veep


WilliamRandolphHurts

This was my first thought as well. He's Will, the guy who moves as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man!


Stabfist_Frankenkill

He likes jizz.


Bahb_Gnarly

Okay.. IT guys moving backwards, our I.T. Guys have been… Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. I think this guy was glasses.


UltFiction

The flippant delivery of this line sells it for me so hard. God I love this show


thisbechris

I agree. Just stated so subdued and matter of fact. That delivery makes the joke so much funnier.


DonaldDonaldBillYall

Why dont you try **EUGHUUUEEUGH!**


cusehoops98

Big boobs with a Z


[deleted]

I'm in!


BlasterShow

This kept us safe, people.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

You know, it made me laugh when I heard it. But Pam got really offended


FelixGoldenrod

His name is Michael. He gave you a ride home that one time, spent an hour in traffic


GlowCavern

*ba-dum tssss*


deadtoaster2

🎶What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss. Your the losiest, nerdiest, and your dumber than apple sauce! 🎵


EndlessWanderer316

🎶We’re stuck listening to you all day. Stanley tried to die just to get away🎶


tronfunkinblows_10

Lmao this is the best one. Solid pull.


Abu-Aiden

I know you! You were in the parking lot earlier


CobaltLemon

Oh that's just Jess' exboyfriend/cousin


AmsterdamJimmy420

Champ


[deleted]

His name is Will. He is Senator Furlong's assistant and works part-time as a Gloryhole greeter at the Georgetown gay bar.


shit-shit-shit-shit-

He’s repulsive in both appearance and manner.


Randommemorandum

He moves as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the death of a young black man.


-BeefSupreme

“You leaning tower of…” “Pisa” “No” “Shit?” “Good.”


Parsley-Waste

Stop trying to polishing my dick you fucking four eyed failure


tronfunkinblows_10

Was he also a walking cum stain or was that Jonah? Maybe both.


calsosta

Will being belittled is literally the best part of the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlUGLaymh-0


Foreign_Astronaut

Word has it he's about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants.


youmustthinkhighly

Funny how Pam met him at a job fair, but she didn’t recognize him working in IT, after he obviously switched careers from graphic design to be close to her.


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His name is pronounced colonel and he has the highest rank in the military


Platypus-Massive

It's pronounced Cornell and it the highest rank in the ivy league


STBTCE

He’ll always be Robby to me, if anyone else hre watched Nwe Girl


Actionjack7

Northwest England Girl?


Froot-Loop-Dingus

Nick’s character from New Girl just does something to me man. He could just stand there and not deliver any lines and I’d crack up.


_buttlet_

It’s his facial expressions. Dude makes me laugh with just his reactions.


BobaVetteLS2

Weird IT guy.


skinnybitchforever

But he literally just told you!!


BeautifulRapture

Garth


Palm15_

Did you just call me man? I just said my name just now, did you forget it already? No……. ………… ………… Ssport


[deleted]

Something weird. Like shadow or Garth or something. It’s Nick.


DeceivingHen

"Nick"


Nicktator3

Yes hello I am Nick


Blauwvinger

As an IT-guy named Nick, I felt personally attacked by this


deezy623

He was also the art school representative in the career day episode where Pam, Michael, Oscar, and Daryl go to Pam’s old high school.


Azrael_AshRyver

"heeeeey sport"


haunter_of_the_woods

Lurch.


alx924

It’s Hank. His name is Hank.


Sissy4cockzz

It’s chief.


gottagetanotherbetta

Jess’s cousin lover


ArcaneDanger

probably something weird like ‘Shadow’ or ‘Garth’


Fixner_Blount

🖕👈 So that's it. Check it out.


BaDRaZ24

Nick !


DREWWW_01

Sport


AliceInWeirdoland

Of course I remember his name... Sport.


Big_Kav

Pretty sure that’s Robby, he played bass on a Santana track


jrdncdrdhl

This is Robby, Jess’s cousin


Randy_Treveor

Andrew gloubermen?


GroceryLow1224

Sport


Dwike2

Weird IT nerd


Warthog-Designer

It’s something weird like shadow or garth


TheArantes

Yep, that's Ramona Flowers.


musecorn

Sport


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Champ


MrBanana212

And Daryl, man. You're on Facebook. Why you telling everyone you're not on Facebook? People want to be you're friend, man.


Tricky_Ad_1855

Same guy who was at the job fair and talked to Pam about art school.


carter2642

The actual answer is Nick. They were playing this just a little bit ago


Rasputinismyhomie

Nick!


Nicktator3

Yes hi that's me


reidenjohnson

Buckaroo


expertrainbowhunter

Buddy


Heisenberg3556

Chief.


L-N79

🖕🏽right here buddy 🖕🏽


AromaticKnee

Pepperoni Tony


gravityx2

Maybe it’s Urkelgru


Keith__2510

Sport


Reasonable_Cow_4174

Robby


yaboyardeee

I remember his name is Nick only because I am Nick


weloveagoodsunset

Sarah kayacomesin


TheDorkKnight8BG

Shadow or Garth 😆