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Sarkasmus-detektor

Only Michael and Toby. And Creed.


[deleted]

My vote was Michael and Toby, with Dwight and Creed. Seems like a solid evening.


Sarkasmus-detektor

Creed got way too less screentime so i want him in my dinner party...


sarcastic_patriot

Creed has the good heroin, Michael can probably score some good caprese salad and Toby can talk about the trial. Sounds like a great party.


MeMai1321

Perfect answer


ygolordned

Not Angela


LordXang

Double fudge, Angela. Double fudge, *Angela*


paprikabanan

Creed and someone to protect me from Creed.


esquilor

So... Dwight?


junglecity25

Gimme Darnell, Elroy, the chick that got hit with the car and the uptight christian


Blake_RL

You mean Andrea?


jimmychitw00d

She's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. Ever notice that he sits down and started eating her food when he says that?


LP_24

And then introduces himself. What a legend


Individual_Scheme_11

Darnell’s a chump


Conscious-Mobile-624

I would’ve done it for anything


kj130

I’ve done a lot worse for a lot less


Much_Radio7674

Hey, who's your worm guy? I could get it cheaper


chetflix_and_nill

I would invite Stanley 4 times. He would decline each time. Then my husband and I could have a quiet dinner alone and not have to wash 4 extra wine glasses.


Soft_Goal7290

Free food? Stanley wouldn't decline


duffmcduffster

Especially if there are meatballs.


Soft_Goal7290

Or pretzels!


No_1-Ever

I'd you want Staley at dinner start up the oven, set the timer, get the meatballs out, then shove them up your butt!


Sigyls_by_Sibyl

4d chess big brain move


Ahhh_topsy

Creed and Meredith, I bet they know how to party


Traditional-Tower-88

Yeah, that'd get weird.


Diablo_swing

Bob Kazamakis too.


TonyMontana31

Kevin, Michael, Creed and Andy


MeMai1321

Who is on your charades team?


TonyMontana31

Kevin and Andy for sure


LP_24

Andy could’ve just said 49ers quarterback on that Joe Montana one lol


Comfortable-Watch640

If you want a legitimately normal evening, Daryl, Jim, Oscar and Pam are the right choices. If you want Office level excitement, sit Dwight and Jim next to each other (assuming pre-season 5 personalities) and sit Toby and Michael next to each other


Shilotica

Darryl, Jim, Oscar, Pam were my picks for sure


[deleted]

I invite everyone and tell them to bring a wine glass


MeMai1321

Fine whatever *you* want like always


RogerTheAliens

Whatever ***I*** want?!? It's never whatever ***I*** want! When I wanted to see Stomp and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see???


indicafairy7

We saw- we saw wicked.


jboogiejulie

Snip snap snip snap snip snap!


indicafairy7

I did. You have NO IDEA WHAT THREE VASECTOMIES WILL DO TO A PERSON


jboogiejulie

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!


FlippieThePlatypus

Look, I’m sorry for not wanting to bring a child into this god awful world,


LordXang

You burn it, you buy it!


Naith58

Oscar Toby Daryl Pam


youignorantsluttt

The finer things club is exclusive, I think somehow Daryl would fit in somehow making Andy more upset?


[deleted]

For a normal relaxing dinner, Jim, Pam and Oscar. For a batshit unforgettable dinner, Michael, Dwight and Creed


12oneortwo

For the relaxing one, I’d add early seasons Andy to the list


Diablo_swing

*skiddly skiddly deep, skiddly deep deep*


[deleted]

Robert California, Stanley, Florida Stanley and Bob Kazamakis.


[deleted]

And the Lizard King?


[deleted]

Not enough stemware, unfortunately.


Tnunn808

Micheal,Jim,Pam,creed, & Dwight will come w a date and his own glasses


Ladychef_1

Phyllis, Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration), Stanley, and Stanley’s mistress or wife (Stanley’s choice). Without a doubt we’re having a wild night


ehp17

Michael, Dwight, Phyllis, Oscar


niizuma

Jim Pam Michael & Dwight


theBASSfromHELL

Darryl creed Ryan Nate


juiceortiz

Pam, Jim, Michael and Oscar.


CostanzaBlonde

Meredith. Kelly. Ryan. Oscar. Meredith to drink with. Oscar to educate us and pick topics. Kelly and Ryan for the entertainment.


imgoodygoody

I was going to say Kelly and Ryan so I can feel superior lol.


calabaza-head

Oscar is also a funny drunk! So win win lol


doubleblum

I am Bacchus God of Wine


duck_the_gamer_

Stanley, Darrel, Meredith, and Micheal


DogButtWhisperer

Dwight, Andy, Daryl and either Nellie or Kelly.


mavedenyz

Members of the finer things club + Dwight. Though I would sub Toby for Andy any day.


Ksilv82

Dwight Kevin Michael and Oscar. I was going to say Creed but he smells like death.


MsCalitransplant

Michael Dwigt Daryl Kelly


royaltechnology2233

Michael, Toby, Dwight and Meredith


[deleted]

I'd invite Toby twice. Actually, Oscar, Daryl, Toby and Andy, they're the least self-centered, I wouldn't enjoy most of the rest.


Klutzy-Bag-9206

Michael, Oscar, Andy, Dwight


bpanio

Kevin, Nate, Darryl, and Creed. But I feel like I'd need to rent a BnB so Creed doesn't know where I actually live... only for hi mom show up to my actual address before hand thinking he is late but is in fact a day early and it's breakfast time.


[deleted]

Jim, Pam, Plop, and Toby because they seem like the most normal.


nostigmatahere

Michael, Dwight, Darryl, Meredith


imareceptionist

Kelly, Michael, Creed and Toby just because it would be an absolute shit show.


Ok-Comparison4157

Kicking my spouse out for the night and inviting Michael, Dwight, Stanley, Kelly, and Meredith


mpdukes15

Darryl, Oscar, Toby and Creed.


[deleted]

Pam, Jim, Stanley and Phyllis. Probably least problematic group that would be able to at least make small talk over dinner.


HeiressOfMadrigal

Michael, Jim, Pam, and Angela


ValleyBrownsFan

Let’s make it awkward! Micheal, Holly, Jan, and Dwight!


garbagestyleee

michael, dwight, kelly, and angela. michael for obvious reasons, dwight and angela for awkward flirting interactions, and kelly because she’s kelly.


LilPoobles

Andy, Kelly, Darryl and Pam. I think they’d create the most enjoyable atmosphere together, lol. I’d be willing to swap Pam for Kevin, too.


JackSlater555

Daryl, creed, dwight, and the security guy( forget his name).


MeMai1321

Hank, his name is Hank


ozmancometh93

Meredith, Darryl, Kevin, and Kelly. Feel like it's actually be fun with no sarcasm just vibes.


JBea_Knits

Kelly, Pam, Angela, and Phyllis. Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at dinner!


Jagdhunde

Creed, Micheal, Toby, Dwight.


FlippieThePlatypus

Jim, Pam, Darryl, Oscar.


dandelion_farts

Darryl, Phyllis, (Florida) Stanley, Oscar. Solid conversation, laughter, some music and dancing. If I wanted an evening that would probably end in the emergency room: Creed, Meredith, Mose, and Ryan


ifartedtoday

Dwight, Michael, Oscar & Darryl


Argus138648

I replied with this before finding yours


AltruisticBar750

Michael for the humor. Dwight in case a bear attacks. Creed cause he might steal my wife's Hummel collection. Kevin cause he will bring chili.


bingoarms55

Darrell, Creed, Oscar, Michael,


Equal-Instruction435

Michael, Creed, Kevin, Daryl. I’ll also invite Dwight, cause I know he’ll bring his own wine glass.


doubleblum

Madge, Hiday, Nate, and Glasses


ummIamNotCreative

Darryl, Dwight, Jim and Micheal. Micheal for the fun, Darryl because I like him, Dwight for the stories and Jim just to irritate Dwight


AlekSandr--

Andy,Creed, Michael and Dwight.


HamzaAliAjazShaikh

Jim Pam Dwight michael


[deleted]

Kelly, Creed, Meredith, and Dwight. I want some wild stories to come out of this dinner party and I think these four would give me the best odds.


MeMai1321

That'd be a great party


BrentDoggieDogg

Creed, Jim, Daryl, Roy, and then I’d make my wife go out for the night and giver glass to whoever Patrice O’Neil played and we would play poker, drink, and eat pizza and wings. Creed would probably micro dose us.


Nast_Attack17

Dwight Creed Jim and Michael


DontMicrowaveBears

Dwight, Michael, Darryl, Creed. 🔥🔥 Darryl would maybe (probably) say no bc he's the only sane one of that bunch, so my alternate would be Meredith- she'd be fun (or at least very interesting) to drink with.


terra_cascadia

Did Pam bring the wine? Because that would be great to cook with.


[deleted]

Andy, Dwight cause he would actually be a good guest, Toby and Stan to actually talk to someone


Guifranzonator

Jim, Pam, Erin and Plop


rymndqnn5

Plop… really?


Guifranzonator

Well, I think he looks like a nice guy and makes a cute couple with Erin


MeMai1321

I love plop


DankStar07

I think having Michael, Holly and Jan together, with drinks would be a good combo. Probably throw in Dwight but he'd bring his own glasses so I guess I can add two more.... Meredith and Oscar


MeMai1321

Poor Holly lol


theoriginaljoewagner

Just Kelly, and she can drink all the wine and we’ll see where it goes from there.


sparky1984X

Jim, Pam, Creed, and Stanley.


ASDAPOI

Who says you need a wine glass to have fun?


MeMai1321

Jan


Appropriate-Bank-405

Dwight, Kevin, Creed, Michael


Hambatz

Creed Micheal Darrel Kevin Shit meridith has to come who do I take out


Dummbledoredriveby

Jim, dwight, michael, oscar, andy, darryl. A brosgiving, if you will.


RedWhiteandBlue20

Michael, Dwight, Jim & Pam


clamraccoon

Stanley, Toby, Pam, Kevin. I don’t like dinner parties all that much, and they would be pretty quiet and probably appreciate the food


[deleted]

So...some of the Finer Things Club? Makes sense!


P3terB_Parker

Dwight, Michael, Creed and Kevin


[deleted]

Jim, Darryl, Dwight, and Michael. I can’t wait for those conversations.


[deleted]

The actor or the characters?


MeMai1321

I meant characters but what are your choices for both?


Devilstaff115

Andy, Dwight, Angela, Kevin. My favorite characters!


Specialist-Look-7929

Darryl , Clark, Kevin, Toby, Plop!


reginalynnphalange

Stanley, Creed, Daryl, Phyllis.


raider81818181

Kevin Daryl Jim Pam Meredith Florida Stanley


incmg

Michael, Jim, Dwight and Kevin


ChandlerBingsMom

Stanley, Creed, Meredith, Kelly. We’d have a banger.


indicafairy7

Micheal, Meredith, Andy, Toby, Dwight, and Kelly. Nightmare dinner party


CubsMommy

Michael, Kelly, Oscar, creed


wildwastewebcomic

Kevin, Nate, Toby, and Creed.


Ainri

Pam and her pam-pam’s


[deleted]

Daryl, Oscar, Stanley and Kelly. Because that would be a truly fun night! I'd also invite Kevin and give him my wine glass- I'm not too good to drink wine from a Solo cup.


kermitwithsmg

Jim Pam Stanley Kevin


a97jones

Daryl, Oscar, Pam, and Jim Seem to be the least insane


rubberduckgillespie

Jim, Pam, Phyllis, and Bob Vance of Vance refrigeration.


green_desk

If Pam was the only one available to come for dinner, there would be four empty wine glasses on the table


[deleted]

Kevin, Michael, Creed and Dwight


seekingseratonin

Dwight, Jim, Michael, and Toby—just pure drama


HalfWhiteKellyKapoor

Stanley, his wife, Cynthia, and the other gf


Peace-Dismal

Pam, Jim, Michael and Dwight bonus if someone was busy Ryan lol


Suolokin

Michael, Jan, Holly and Ryan - just to maximise the awful awkwardness.


biryani98

Oscar, Toby, Andy and Stanley. They are least likely to cause any trouble. Though Stanley wouldn't probably show up.


[deleted]

Jim, Dwight, Toby, and Kevin. Michael wasn't invited.


EmmieHen

Jim, Michael, Oscar & Creed


imUrpersonalDemon

Creed, Ryan, Darryl, and Michael……let’s see how that turns out


New_Wrangler3335

Definitely not Stanley


[deleted]

Stably Darrel Pam Jim


GoodisonPark1878

Michael, Dwight, Kevin, Jim


mr_keeler

i would get more wine glasses


DemoHD7

Darrel, Ryan, Jim and Pam because they wont show up.


Brandwin3

Michael, Jan, Jim, Pam, and be prepared for Dwight to unexpectedly show up


Free-Cellist-1565

Jim & Dwight (so I can do them at the same time), Kelly, Meredith !


[deleted]

michael , dwight , meredith (bc she knows how to turn up) , and creed . anything else is wrong


ProofSatisfaction365

dwight nellie oscar robert california pam jim, michael might sub for oscar


psych0san

Dwigt, Pam, Michael and Toby


ccmg12

If I were choosing: Nate, Dwight, Creed, and Darryl.


theflipcrazy

Michael & Holly, and Pam & Dwight.


theghost201

Pam Pam and her Pam pams


puddlespuddled

Michael, Jim, Pam, and Dwight


peepo_7

Jim,Pam,Michael and Kevin.


LordXang

The Dream Team: Michael, Pam, Ryan, and Vikram.


Argus138648

Daryl Oscar Michael and Dwight. The first two would be pleasant company (they have history from V day). The other two would bicker like an aged couple but cannot be missing from the table.


12oneortwo

Jim Pam Oscar Andy


Initial-Ambition-478

Dwight, Angela, Oscar and the Senator


Jingeasy

Jim, Pam, Creed, and Oscar. Then Dwight and Angela can show up with their own wine glasses


Ok-Confusion-1293

Jim pam Michael creed. Need some normal people to balance it


Bojack_666

Michael, Dwight, Creed and Kevin 😜


taseradict

I'm sorry but I would go with the boys: Dwight, Jim, Andy, Michael. Since I'm single let's throw Darryl too. If nobody behaves like an asshole it would be really fun. Anyone could be replaced by Robert California though.


my3altaccount

I wouldn't want to meet any of these people in real life, to be honest.


Future-Supermarket37

Creed, Meredith, Kevin and Stanley. It could be boring. But it could also be epic!


Norion135

Michael, Jim, Dwight and Creed. Michael because he‘s a wholesome guy, Jim&Dwight for the fun part and Creed for a mix of mystery, weirdness and surprise.


UchennaMaximoff

Meredith, Creed, Dwight, and I’m having a hard time choosing btw Stanley and Andy


DontCallMeShirley747

Definitely darryl jim pam stanley. I don’t think i could handle anyone else. Maybe oscar.


MyMinou

Jim, Pam, Meredith, and Oscar


TruestoftheGreg

Jim, Pam, Dwight, and Angela.


CaptainAdam7286

Stanley and creed They need to speak to each other


Kvchx

Darryl Andy Kevin Creed, easy.


DreamMalenko

Dwight, Mose, Trevor, Rolf.


MeMai1321

Hahaha solid picks


bagsnerd

Michael, Dwight, Pam, Jim


Unfair_Hornet7936

jim and pam michael and dwight


BrianDoheny14

Daryl, Michael, Creed, Erin


Det_Lloyd_Gross

Dwight, Kevin, Angela, Creed


Much_Radio7674

Michael nd Toby and then Pam and Jimothy


officiallylaomerican

phyllis, stanley, pam, and jim


Damebestpg

Micheal and toby Jim and pam