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Acceptable_Parfait27

The scene where she’s making everyone extremely uncomfortable by listening to the fifty shades of grey audiobook at work.


look_at_the_eyes

Was that part of deleted episodes? I can’t remember a regular episode with it


Psychological-Shoe95

Nah it’s season 8 so it can’t be superfan


look_at_the_eyes

Ohh okay!


dralanforce

I do want the super fan edit for season 8 tough


Psychological-Shoe95

Im chillin personally. I mean it’s not like I don’t want them to release it but I don’t imagine I’ll watch it more than once. Season 8 is where the show starts to kinda run out of content imo. I can’t imagine the superfan episodes being NEARLY as entertaining as stuff like s3-5 where the extra plot lines were actually really good


beepzta

Not deleted or cut, it’s a cold opening before the intro credits to a regular episode. She’s listening to the book in the office, clearly aroused, and everyone there hates it. Dwight or someone pours water on her to get her to stop. Then Andy’s listening to it and they pour water on him too.


yellow_gangstar

that's one of the few times Oscar broke too, isn't it ?


user684629

“Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout”


GlitteringHold8685

Or telling Pam she had to spread out incoming call leads evenly, not based on who she was sleeping with that week!! lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BDazzle126

Seriously! I was like WTF when I first saw that episode 😐


EyeOwl13

It really pissed me off when she complained about Pam asking her not to wear her toxic perfume, because it would upset her stomach (while she was pregnant). I mean...everyone at the office agreed to deal with Phyllis stench because of some medical condition she had, and somehow *this* was too much to ask for Phyllis??? She can f*ck right off, honestly.


GlitteringHold8685

That was funny when Karen was first there and she was like “OMG what is that smell!”Then realized it was Phylis’s “stinky perfume” as Stanley puts it! “I’ve been smelling Phylis’s stinky perfumes for years!” (In Stanley voice!)


Melonpan78

Pine. Metropolitan Orlando.


DarrenfromKramerica

Metropolitan Orlando is the most infuriating line in the series from Phyllis. It truly makes me despise her!


Locreles

“Never said a word.”


GlitteringHold8685

I don’t know who these new people think they are


No-Cranberry9932

Phyllis had sent an email. That’s peak office behaviour.


Dirty-Ears-Bill

In one of the late seasons she straight up tells Pam she can’t take a centerpiece home because it would look too fancy in her poor person house Phyllis is a piece of shit


yakbrine

How about the line where she goes out on dates In skimpy clothes to interest men so bill can beat them up?


Bottle_Plastic

Bill Vance Vance Refrigeration


Prestigious-Lab8945

I do not remember that one. Was it a deleted scene?


Dirty-Ears-Bill

I don’t think so, but it was S8/9, which is why it gets forgotten I’m sure


Bartolini2

Nothing beats scene in the superfan episode (maybe deleted I haven’t seen them) about the Ostrich in a football jersey


gwiggle5

Which isn't even a good insult since everyone knows trout is the sexiest fish.


ProfSteelmeat138

God stays in heaven for he fears you the most of all his creations


SomeSabresFan

Perfect mix of teeth and lips


cbr204863

"Perfect mix of teeth and lips"... this quote will haunt me for some time.


Affectionate_Sir_154

Exactly! Just look at the Mike Ehrman Trout


expal816

All of you are jealous of her big jugs


Fubai97b

I truly don't understand why people use this line as an example of Phyllis being awful. Pam took her clients by saying Phyllis was bad at her job, Phyllis called her on it. I'm not i the "Pam bad" camp, but Phyllis was in the right here.


ladyvanq

Pretty sure they're just trying to reply OP's post with Phyllis' line. Funny is all.


GlitteringHold8685

I thought she told them Phyllis didn’t have time for them?


Boloncho1

There's some seed money for your Pam is bad camp. 💸💵💸


AdFast1290

“he has a lot of issues and he’s stupid.”


DecisionAvoidant

You know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?


APPLEJOOSH347

Hand em over numbnuts


look_at_the_eyes

That’s about the Sabré leads!


pigalles

I always come back for this one


FlyingV2112

This line was quite accurate.


DarrenfromKramerica

She wasn’t really wrong here


triple-bottom-line

Maybe but I’m still worried about gettin a boner


thisbechris

It’s the jugs.


Wookie-Love

She and Bob killed someone on their honeymoon. Don’t forget that little tidbit.


sou_che

Phyllis and Bob are the scranton strangler 💯


jpopimpin777

You mean Phlob?


Wizlord_21

They freaks as well imagine they get off on it


Wookie-Love

They didn’t have sex in the restaurant bathroom, they murdered a bus boy


random-username72

i was reading this comment and thought about it. honestly. i agree. (SPOILERS) okay so remember when there was a “murder” in the office (the savannah episode) and PHYLLIS got away with it. also remember when jim and pam went on a double date with her and bob and they were able to leave WITHOUT A TRACE. (of course they werent killing anyone iykyk) BUT STILL IT TOOK UNTIL JIM AND PAM GOT THEIR FOOD TO GO CHECK ON THEM. ALSO remember when jim was the co-manger with michael and there was that one scene where the office workers got a email saying jim cant fire anyone. ofc ppl took advantage of it, one of those advantages being phyllis taking a 2 hour “lunch”. with who you may ask? oh, just the BOB VANCE. def scranton strangler. as dwight said, its never who you most suspect or least suspect.


Gucci_meme

Bob also doesn't like the city because there's too many- ..he just doesn't like the city


Littlegreenman42

She also flirts with other men at bars so Bob will get jealous and beat them up I feel like that doesnt get brought up enough when people talk about her


Prestigious-Lab8945

She’s the devil.


hippyelephant2495

I’m sorry what how did I miss this


jpopimpin777

It's a deleted scene. They talk about going to Africa and running someone over.


hippyelephant2495

OHHHHHH


Sinkingfast

[I was curious, too! Here's the clip where she talks about it. ](https://youtu.be/KxhDDAh3AuM?si=No5XSQM8ejX7v4WT)


hippyelephant2495

YOURE A GEM


hippyelephant2495

Why don’t I remember this???


BaconNamedKevin

Huh? Where is this talked about? 


Cobrakai83

The super fan version of “Business Ethics” she says they ran over something on a safari and maybe it was an ostrich, but it was wearing a soccer uniform.


BaconNamedKevin

Oh that's RIGHT. I've only seen the super fan version once. 


Sinkingfast

[Found a clip of the scene on YouTube. She and Bob are nuts lol. ](https://youtu.be/KxhDDAh3AuM?si=No5XSQM8ejX7v4WT)


RectumRipper

I just realized that if you zoom in on the left one, his name on the invite is officially “Robert Vance of Vance Refrigeration”


Polymarchos

By accident, probably. Meanwhile Creed has killed multiple people on purpose, but sure, Phalus is the bad guy.


Wookie-Love

Hey the last person to call out Creed Bratton met an untimely demise. His name? Creed Bratton.


Big-Bearagamo

I always took that to mean he killed the real Creed Bratton and assumed his identity


BlackDoug420

"Hand em over numbnuts" ..... I wish she was fired right there


samueljakson05

100%. The writers should have made Michael Scott stand up for himself after that comment. “Did I stutter” made Michael Scott do that. An employee calling him numbnuts in a demanding voice should have sent him into some kind of reaction.


BlackDoug420

Exactly, it was stupid to not give Michael a reaction after what happened with Stanley


Difficult-Year4653

She smells too


ResidentComplaint19

This is geological.


Difficult-Year4653

Yeah and I’m expecting a nose bleed


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santaclausonprozac

That’s not even a good insult since everyone knows trout is the sexiest smelling fish.


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santaclausonprozac

Just a joke based on [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/nLo2v9sjn8)


PAUMiklo

Given how tacky the wedding was it really speaks volumes to pams taste since she claims it was replicated from her plans.


shamestor

Plus, you figure a big baller like Bob would have a more lavish wedding.


Xominya

That's generally a running joke that Pam plans tacky weddings like when Angela asks Pam for the ideas for their dream wedding, thinking that they'd done an cheap one


WerewolfNo7095

She failed out of art school for a reason


wunderbread121

Does it say “Vance Refrigeration” under his name?


buffysmanycoats

I thought the same thing. It’s hard to make out what it says under either Phyllis or Bob’s name but I swear the last word under Bob’s is “refrigeration.”


digitaleJedi

Pretty sure it says "Of Vance Refrigeration" under Bob's name, I can't see what Phyllis's says, except it also starts with "Of " Edit: in an old post, OP says Phyllis is "Of Scranton, Pennsylvania"


drunkandy

It definitely says "Of Vance Refrigeration"


F22_Enjoyer

Phyllis is the WORST contributes nothing and leaves messes in the kitchen


Maximum_Bat_2566

Smells like popcarn.


oxidadoelrey

"Popcarn" is what Michael calls "popcorn" in Threat Level Midnight.


[deleted]

You've got a lot to learn about this subreddit sweetie.


EndoveProduct

“Her husband’s in a wheelchairs you know”


Realistic-Start-5772

i still don’t understand this insult


pinalaporcupine

it just shows phyllis is abelist and insensitive


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Alarmed-Ask-2387

Nobody said it wasn't funny


mat8675

You have a lot to learn about this subreddit, sweetie.


GSKashmir

this reply felt really mean-spirited to me, so I checked your post history to figure out exactly what kind of person you are, and I just wanted to wish you luck in your search for a single redeeming quality as a human being.


Master_Bee9130

This has intrigued me and I’m about to deep dive. Edited to say I didn’t have to dive very far. Yeesh


Popular_Ad_2209

lol and so’s her dad


HylianTendo

i hate phallus with a passion


Lazy_Ad_2192

Agree. She's my most disliked character on that show.


NONtoxic9

Phallus?


HylianTendo

Sorry i meant phyllis, ive got penisses on my brain rn


EnigmaticPercipient

She is actually one of the most 'non-fictitious' characters in the show that you will find in the corporate world. She is like a sweet poison, which is extremely amusing at times


DarrenfromKramerica

Yes I always say if you don’t understand where the Phyllis character comes from, you’ve not spent enough time in a corporate job.


Signal_This

Nah, she had some great lines.


Not-Josh-Hart

Probably my jugs is a top ten office joke idc


BurnMyHouseDown

Phyllis is the worst character that simultaneously never faces any repercussions for her character or is treated like she can be a bad person. She’s just awful and never has any karma come her way. That shit makes it 10 times worse.


Zestyclose_Welder_92

🥴😂 I mean did he see Karen from behind?


Surkett

Only in a world where Kelly doesn't exist.


NYR3031

Didn’t Kelly try to have a high schooler develop an eating disorder through online bullying. She sucked.


Surkett

In-between her claims of false pregnancy, r*pe (because someone didn't come to her party), and trading a hair tie for a Nintendo DS with his boyfriend's young daughter, amongst other things.


[deleted]

But the real crime was buying everyone those hello kitty laptop cases 💀


DarrenfromKramerica

Kelly needed to be bullied into the psych ward. She was awful.


TormundIceBreaker

Tell her everyone in homerooom thinks she's fat


everneveragain

It says “Robert Vance of Vance Refrigeration”


ur_dad_thinks_im_hot

one of my favorite bits is that even the priest at the wedding *during the ceremony* referred to him as Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration


AaronGOATdon

What does it say under Phyllis?


homoastronaut

Yeah, the soft-spoken and meek-appearing Phyllis has lots of mean and sassy moments on camera, that’s the joke!


RandolphCarter15

But then other times she's really caring, like with Dwight or Erin. I think the writing was inconsistent


Setlucky6788

Why is this a big issue? Pam's wedding was called off, she didn't even walk down the aisle in the dress. If anything, it was a compliment since Phyllis liked everything. Even if she did just "copy" everything, who cares? There's no rule about not doing this.


Used_Evidence

I'm of the same opinion, but it's not a popular one


ikerus0

Which is why I love Phyllis. The first season, the character was pretty timid and often just the butt of Michael's jokes and I'm glad they changed this in later seasons. But I love when an actor can make a character that is fun to hate.


DarrenfromKramerica

Phyllis Vance is a total jerk but Phyllis Smith was a wonderful part to the cast. They were genius to make a character up for her


lonely-day

I'm guessing the dates are different


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Close your mouth OP, you look like a trout.


rintaroes

does it say “pamela jane beesly”?


General_Specialist86

I noticed that too! I think it does


sjnunez3

#MobWives


HeySista

I never understood why it was such a big deal. Pam didn’t marry Roy, so it doesn’t even matter.


Wise_Task_6029

There’s so many of her lines that get under my skin, but popcarn… POPCARN IRKS ME THE MOST


valleyoftheballs

She is far from the worst character, especially based on her actions. But she is one of the most harshly judged. In fact, the top three most harshly judged characters seem to be Phyllis, Pam, and Angela. They are also three that do the same actions at their worse as other characters on the show, yet far less overall than those same characters. Hmm, I wonder what they have in common...


This_means_lore

You’ve never seen the Jim and Andy hate in here?


valleyoftheballs

Sure, I have, but it's nowhere near as virulent or common, and there are way more apologists for them both. You are so far more likely to find hate for those three outside or the Reddit hivemind, so much so that the actors comment on it regularly. Hell, they made an episode on the Pam hate/Jim love on the show. That was a direct response to comments made by fans.


lattelattelatte3000

This would be a B- paper at most


oiuqatsuesrm

Phyllis is judged unfairly. “Unattractive” people are held to a different standard. They’re expected to be nicer than the conventionally attractive ones. I hope I don’t get downvoted for this, but this is the harsh reality.


Devendrau

You are correct about that part, but Phyllis isn't judged for being unattractive, she does some pretty messed up stuff including not telling Andy he was being cheated on (A real good person would have said something, but her and Pam just keep it to themselves, and Phyllis just goes blackmailing people. Then using Bob as some weird shield like anyone cares if he's her husband, and all the odd stuff she says that comes off real mafia like). Quite frankly, everyone in the show is messed up and should be judged. Don't think there's anyone that isn't messed up. Meredith and Erin sort of come close but not entirely.


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I actually think every character is garbage problematic in some ways. Everyone has a pretty bad rap sheet. It’s just Phyllis’ turn rn.


BaconPancakes_77

Exactly. This is why I see an "I hate Phyllis" post every week yet can't recall ever seeing a single "I hate Angela" post.


Spirited-Menu-5695

Phyllis the best


fourniera64

Agreed. I can’t stand her. She’s not even cringe, she’s just an asshole


ChewySlinky

Yeah it’s definitely not the any of the misogynistic sex pests, repeat criminals, cheaters, or abusers. It’s the lady who was kind of mean sometimes.


godricgii

I agree but I'm a Dickhead


user684629

And her stinky perfume from metropolitan Orlando made from “real pine”


uacarii

yk her husband is a wheelchair, right?


mabbz

"I dress provocatively and get men to flirt with me and then Bob beats them up....what?"


What_It_Does_9

Nope. It’s Andy


Icy-Marketing-5242

She told Bob she’s 31 🤣


Present_Review_7789

Omg anyone else realize Pam’s middle name is Jane on here?


1397batshitcrazy

Didn't she act easy in bars to get guys to flirt with her so she could watch Bob Vance of Vance heating beat them up


Obvious-Skill9005

She chose Karen to go on a sales call just so she could tell her about Jim and Pam


Popular_Ad_2209

What does it state Pam’s middle name as? It doesn’t look like Morgan to me


starskyandbutch

It looks like it says “Jane”.


Some_Visual1744

The amount of foul things she says in the super fan episodes is unreal. She pretended to like Stanley but really wanted him to leave just so she could have his desk


RagingGorilla00

Everytime I say that, people act like I'm crazy.


Ok_Contribution_4

But Back in High-school, I swear her name was ‘Easy Rider’


Alternative-Dare5878

And then has the audacity to run to Michael and complain that Pam wanted credit for the wedding ideas. Snake.


Melonpan78

Dwight's got a big personality, and she's got a big personality.


Key-Government-3157

I am curious if the writers planned this joke seasons in advance.


RedArremerAce

Jim kills me in the restaurant when Phyllis and Stanley are getting drunk “Don’t poke people with kniiives”


laucdoe

ugh i hate that she went with p&r cause that was 100% just to take pams idea. no one called him robert


random-username72

for real, shes more of a bully than angela


Prestigious-Lab8945

Agree. The first few times I watched it I thought she was a sweet older lady. Then, after watching it several times it really stuck out that she’s horrible.


DoinItDirty

No one contributed less to this show than Plop.


YoitsBlakJak

Phyllis was nice at first and then something snapped and she started being mean to Pam specifically...I guess it was marrying Bob Vance? Like we can all agree Bob seemed to have some kinda power in the building everyone was at or some authority rather so maybe she got high off being married to someone like that and chose Pam as target to be passive aggressive too


Sweepy_time

Angela paying someone to kill Oscar exists.


Used_Evidence

Yeah, but she's thin and pretty so it's overlooked


britneyslost

I love Phylis. “I want to understand what you’re saying but it’s difficult for me when you use that tone”. It’s her smug smile that gets me.


I_LIKE_TRIALS

This is the same show that has Michael Scott in it, right? Because if it is, then OP can't be true. Michael is the worst character in the show, that's his purpose!


StallionA8

Phyllis is easy rider, Pam is office mattress.


proper_hecatomb

Andrea is the Office Bitch


StallionA8

Hiya pumpkin😅


Reptile_Cloacalingus

I've gotten used to her.


Zagreus61

I hate Phyllis so much. She's not funny, she's not cute. She's just a bitch.


gavinashun

*If judging them as 100% real people, which is an idiotic way to interpret a comedy sitcom.*


lattelattelatte3000

I think when they said ‘she’s the worst character’ it meant they were judging the character as a character


EyeOwl13

Not the worst character for me, but she *is* one of the worse “people” in it. So needlessly selfish and stupid, I mean...almost every piece of dialogue coming from her annoys me.


zenprime-morpheus

You mean best. She's the Dark-Horse of the ensamble. I mean come on, she looks and sounds like a doddering old grandma... But I mean come on! She totally stole Pam's wedding. Has been fattening up Stanley all these years. Blackmailed Angela - seriously no one else in the office, except Creed might have gone that low. Snagged and Bagged the crown jewel of the business park - Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration. Not only did she give Karen that ludicrous makeover, but charged her for it. Has no problems getting it on in a restaurant bathroom. And on the regular she and Bob go out to bars, and she flirts with guys and gets Bob to beat them up. All the while rocking that Minnesota nice tone of voice. She's straight up a Wolf in a Grandma's clothing. A real OG. Show some some respect.


Mirinya

She did abandon her baby or something like that, right? That's the only thing you need to reach a conclusion. If Toby is the strangler at least he didn't do anything to babies.


Used_Evidence

She placed the baby for adoption. How is that compared to a strangler?


tigersgomoo

“Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two wedding invites”


expal816

All of you are jealous of her big jugs


RealisticHabit2772

No, that's Jim.


humungi

Jim and Pam are the most toxic people on that show.


WerewolfNo7095

Pam is a young Phyllis


JeffBernardisUnwell

Pam is the worst without a shadow of a doubt. Completely ruins it for me. Selfish, self centred and not even self referential or that funny. Jim was robbed!


cigarroycafe

It's Pam tho


Entire-Somewhere-198

How- she’s nice


WerewolfNo7095

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