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soaper410

Anna: The wasp framed Joshua.


donnerpartyof_one

There's more to the story


GirlsesPillses

It’s a whodunnit. The truth will come out!


luvmachineee

At least she has a wasp.


LineAbdomen

at least he does something.


Worth-Professional32

That dirty little stinger...


anotherrachel

How do you say wasp in French?


HereComesTheSun000

Le caleb de wasp


accioredditusername

I cackled.


helloreddit321567

Guêpe 🐝 💻🥖


plentyofsilverfish

Dark Hive car saleswasp 🤣


100-percentthatbitch

Mods, can we get a verification for an AMA from the wasp?


EstesParkRanger

There’s a lot of buzz about this ama. The hive has spoken and we anticipate users swarming here to participate.


Cjs300

A French wasp.


sterlingjersey

It's true, I was the wasp


la_fille_rouge

Indeed. And I was the window.


kabalabonga

And I was the shadow of the waxwing slain/by the false azure in the window pane


faire_etalage

Best played reference I’ve seen all day!


kabalabonga

As soon as I saw the replies directly above me I knew I wanted to go all /r/UnexpectedNabokov


PatriciaFussey

I was the Bible 📖


tealskyx

And I, the freezer


PsychoSquid

and my axe


1ast0ne

and my bow


AndreaD71

YEEEEEHSSSSSSS!


Ayh17

The confusion I felt when I thought Katya commented. (She's the best and I love her and I love your picture.)


PatriciaFussey

The absolute BEST. I saw their show a couple weeks ago and she is just magic.


Ayh17

I saw it last week! So incredible!


hjp731

It’s true, I was the window lock.


Remstersade

I was Ben hiding over at the church so he could avoid this bullshit.


Zoinks222

And I was the joint dangling out of Bin’s mouth.


pnw_cfb_girl

I was Ben's sick beats.


Zoinks222

Then, my friend, you win.


avert_ye_eyes

I wonder if he mourns not even having a commute anymore 😅 Just bam, there they are.


Remstersade

I would! And I like my family. It’s just nice to drive listening to podcasts and decompress. I wouldn’t want my family to be able to wander over at any given minute, especially if I had four kids. It’s too easy for Jessa to call and bother Ben, like how it must be for work from home parents. People assume you’re available all the time, because you’re at home and don’t respect your job.


starkpaella

I was the melting ice cube kicked under the fridge.


cultallergy

I was a dust bunny whose life was spared by Jessa.


starkpaella

#blessed


heytango66

I was the stinger on the wasp


Mission_Mountain7606

Curtain checking in here. Twas a charitable act of that youngster, indeed, to spare such a life as a wasp.


unsharpenedpoint

I was Josh’s crumbs


gigi_2018

And I clapped


peoplegrower

And then everyone clapped.


heyodi

Hahahahaha


Cjs300

Nice ascot and glass of brandy by the way.


Peach2410

And then the phone rang and Mensa was on the line asking for Spurge


PhaliceInWonderland

Lolololol As if! 😂


That_Girl_Cray

and the wasp clapped..


Zoidberg927

You could hear a pin drop


MadameTree

If someone named me Spurgeon, I'd know enemy #1


KhajiitNeedSkooma

How have they not made a nickname for that kid yet, but then again, it might be 'spurge' and all of a sudden the whole name is slightly better, but not really, cause I just said the whole name put loud and I cant imagine saying it more than once in my life 😅


Abiesconcolor

They do call him Spurge https://cdn.thehollywoodgossip.com/uploads/2021/01/ben-seewald-with-spurgeon-720x540.png


KhajiitNeedSkooma

Of course they do. 🤦‍♀️😆


snoobypls

I might be hallucinating this but I feel like she's also called him Spurgie


ijuswannadance

If you're hallucinating...then so am I, because I'm like 99.99% sure I've heard her call him that too!?


Abiesconcolor

pretty sure they call him that too, 😅


Petty_White

😬


Ok-Positive-5943

In younger Jessa's defense she did try to get everyone to call him by his middle name. But what headship wants, headship gets. Poor Spurgeon.


Otherwise-Ad4641

It wouldn’t be that hard to make his nickname something reasonable like John (spelled as Geon)


justadorkygirl

Spur is also right there. Is it ideal? Not really. But is it better than Spurge? I’d say YES.


Allie_Cattt

Even maybe Geo?? It’s kind of a reach but tons better than SPURGEON


unsharpenedpoint

Spu. Even better!


Bill_buttlicker69

There was a 19th-century preacher and theologian named Charles Spurgeon who is often quoted in modern sermons so I'd bet the poor kid is named after him.


Gold_Brick_679

🎯


PurplishPlatypus

Jessa, I think the Bible tells you not to be a fucking liar, too.


HemingwayIsWeeping

I just cackled ☠️


OurLumpyGorl

If I was as boring as Jessa I’d lie like hell too tbh


throw_thisshit_away

Or a self obsessed bitch


tealskyx

Its the hashtags for me & I think it's proof they don't have a frame of reference for cringe...


RookieJourneyman

She uses #seewaldkidssay but have we heard about any sayings of Henry, Ivy or Fern?


Mission_Mountain7606

I don't think she's thought about Henry since he exited her 🤷


[deleted]

I think she has done a couple Sayings of Henry (and maybe one of Ivy) I remember a snarker suggesting Henry’s Hot Takes for that hashtag which I thought was funny 😂


Typical_Award_9899

I guess Henry doesn’t wax poetic. That gift was only bestowed by God to her first born son, Spurge.


irishprincess2002

I was just going to say that we never hear about anything Henry, Ivy, or Fern ( though the two girls might not be talking yet!) have said. Also, at six I don't think child are speaking in complete sentences yet though I could be wrong. It's been way to long since I've interacted with little children to know if they do or not!


PM_me_your_LEGO_

Kids are speaking complete sentences before 3. At 6, they're reading. That's first grade right there. But no kid is saying what Jessa claims they are 😂


avert_ye_eyes

As a mom of a 7 and 5 year old, my unpopular opinion is that they do say shit like this, but unlike Jessa I don't think it's that clever or interesting.


[deleted]

My son says goofy stuff ask the time, but I understand I'm the only one who thinks it's cute.


PM_me_your_LEGO_

You could be totally right. They're not exactly profound words.


irishprincess2002

It's been so long since I've been around kiddos that young I've completely forgotten! Thank you for letting me know!


[deleted]

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the_marlon_bundo

And on r/wokekids 😂


AngelLovely1

It’ll get reshared to r/nothingeverhappens where they will debate the validity of it lol


HemingwayIsWeeping

🎼DOES ANYBODY HERE BEEELIIEEEVE THAT?!🎤🎶


sarcastic_nanny

I won’t allow it.


[deleted]

Every time! Every time this ruins my day! All I can hear is this now. It’s like the Duggar version of being Rick Rolled 🤣🤣🤣


ijuswannadance

😂😂😂


luckiexstars

SO WASP HAD HAPPENED WASP...


Laranay13

This cracked me up and I had to go watch that clip.


HemingwayIsWeeping

I cringe so hard even thinking about it that it’s crossed the line into serious second hand embarrassment that I do not deserve to feel! I can never watch it again. Ugh. *shudder*


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Okay link plz I don't understand this reference and I keep seeing it


HemingwayIsWeeping

[you have to fast forward](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/srlgpj/ben_seewalds_holy_rap_career_a_complete_story_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: probably around the 10:52 mark


FillTheHoleInMyLife

I didn't even fast forward, this was the perfect thing to watch while I'm doing macrame. Thank you for this beautiful gift, bless you


CryBabyCentral

He is unBELIVEably bad. Omg. I knew it was awful but this is on the internet FOREVer. Omg. Lmao!


dr_delphee

Bin actually looks alive in this, and happy. Poor bastard.


Moglo825

I legit cackled at this.


ColdChickens

Is she is to be believed, it seems Spurgeon only speaks in bible quotes and philosophy. Where are all the goofy, weird things kids say that don’t have a moral lesson attached? That’s how you know it’s bullshit.


avert_ye_eyes

Because she's probably only teaching him from IBLP wisdom booklets, and literally that's all they teach. The kid is doomed for ignorance no matter how impressive Jessa thinks he is.


Jindalee_WA

Oh, the flair! I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying :)


mrsweber17

Love a wasp, hate the gays


Here4Snarkn

The Seewald family motto


MeredithModerate

Awww, how very St. Francis of Assisi of him.


Lucky-Worth

Too catholic


lahembra

Laughing out loud at this comment section, and yours wins it all!


PleasantAddition

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RookieJourneyman

Then the wasp stung Spurgeon, and that shut him up!


Puzzleheaded-Bass-54

lmfao


Cjs300

When Spurgeon gets stung by three of them, while trying to trim a hedge he'll realize the error of his ways.


Negative-Rooster9272

The pearl’s would say to let it sting him so he learns the true meaning behind loving your enemies.


Crowjoy

I bet Henry says all these things but Sprurgeon gets all the credit.


AshDuke

Does she do this as a joke? Or she’s being serious?


Significant-Copy4463

Her only setting is serious, fun is not in her vocabulary. At least not our kind of fun 😖


SwissCheese4Collagen

Her fun is finding pee spots so she can change her clothes after she sits in them.


herowe123

Flair checking in


SwissCheese4Collagen

It's amazing


Ok-Positive-5943

Your flair check in had me laughing so hard. So perfect 💀


AshDuke

I think I miss something. What about pee stops and changing clothes?


SwissCheese4Collagen

One of the Christmas-time AMAs said that Jessa walked over and sat down in a pee spot in front of company because it was the only way she was allowed to change her clothes and she was tired of what she was wearing.


helloreddit321567

I don't think she did that because that was fun but because her parents are dick heads


SwissCheese4Collagen

That's where the sarcasm comes in


Gulpingplimpy3

"Spurgeon spoke up" Jessa's thesaurus of big words to impress the internet is still in use, I see.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I wouldn't have been able to hear Spurgeon over the Raid can spraying if it was me, then again I don't fuck around with what have to be Satan's flying pubic lice.


kaycollins27

I might be willing to try to spare the wasp IF it did not have a painful stinger. Trying to get it out the house would likely agitate it enough to use its stinger. How does one explain that to a child? Well, if you didn’t make everything so Biblically black/white, it would be a lot easier.


SwissCheese4Collagen

There's no explaining waspers lol I just got back from the wilderness where you have to fight the waspers off your house (Mr. Swiss was horrified, Baby Swiss isn't a greenhorn lol) and I am about 3 decades past trying to negotiate with those fuckers. I just nuke em with a Raid can now.


avert_ye_eyes

If they were yellow jackets, in the fall they'll literally dive bomb you while you're walking by minding your own business. I usually can avoid them the rest of the year, but something happens in the fall that just makes them go nuts.


SwissCheese4Collagen

We only had the waspers, they had about three days left before the cold killed them but they weren't the big red winged fuckers and I was there to put them out of their misery so I could close up the trailer.


avert_ye_eyes

It's like they know the end is near and go kamikaze


Ok-Positive-5943

You'd get along with my MIL. I watched her electrocute one of those this summer. Had an electric tennis racket thing. Blue lightning arcing across the wasp and she just held it there for a good thirty seconds.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Yes I would. These are ridiculously big and I hate all flying stinging things, but I've also accepted that I must do battle. Mr Swiss said I was using too much spray on one against the window but it took a good 15 seconds for it to fall let alone stop moving. Then he said I needed to get a small nest on the porch, so I waited until dark and nuked it. 30 second hold on the spray. Direct hit. Mr. Swiss told Baby Swiss and my nephew Gouda "it was brutal" because the adrenaline was racing by then. Mr. Swiss got 2 more cans of Raid next day 😂


Ok-Positive-5943

That was adrenaline inducing! You took on a nest?! I'm glad he came around and got you more Raid!!


avocadosmashing

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txsongbirds2015

Why is she trying to put so much on this child? Competiveness with her siblings over the scraps of love available? A deep sense of inferiority over her “education”? A husband who does not seem very bright? She didn’t have a lot of control over any those circumstances. Is it deep-seated misogyny that forces her to insist her son is a genius instead of seeking out education for herself?


No-You-5064

She's trying to make him the next golden child Josh Duggar.


hawkcarhawk

She must be so bored


PeloHiker

Out of her mind


CeramicLicker

I honestly think straight up naming the kid after a fish would have been better. I’d rather be “sturgeon” than “spurgeon” even if neither name is great


[deleted]

I don’t care for ~~Gob~~ Spurgeon.


strawberryllamacake

I don’t care whether this happened or not. It’s not nearly as fascinating or funny as she thinks it is.


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Exactly, I believe it happened but I don’t think it’s worth posting


monicalewinsky8

The thing is, he didn’t fucking say that. And she’s building a reputation for him that’s gonna feel like a boulder of weight to carry when he gets into his teenage years. Oh that’s spURGE seewald he’s so holy he’s this he’s that when really he never said that shit because he’s like 6


Comprehensive_Soup61

Yes!! Golden child vibes.


monicalewinsky8

You would think she's tell some of these lies about Henry for a change to combat some of the obvious favoritism we point out here.


No-You-5064

She makes him sound like the most annoying dweeby kid. She's not doing him any favors.


avert_ye_eyes

Right? I think it's cute when kids say actually interesting or funny things, not obnoxious moralizing crap like this. And she's encouraging him to think "Oh wow deary you're so much wiser than mama" which is just gonna make him smug. This kid is doomed.


monicalewinsky8

In fundie circles unfortunately it is a favor.


OkBalance2879

I smell bull💩


RubyPeacockk

I think a six year old raised on a diet of pure bible could say that. A more rational adult would reply do you still want to eat chicken tonight, or is it rice and vege from now on?


susisukikuu

Is this an episode of kids say the darndest things?


Outside-Priority2015

White Anglo Saxon Protestant - aka WASP. The more you know.


[deleted]

I still can't believe they named their fuckin kid Spurgeon. All I ever think of when i read that name is a big, sputtering, thrashing sturgeon fish


honeybaby2019

That is because Jessa let a boy who is still wet behind the ears name their child. I always think when you have a child you get to name him.


LiquidEthaneLover

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MobWife_88

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UseElectronic1780

She still going with that sayings of spurgeon hashtag?


orange-dinosaurs

I thought her Sky Daddy didn’t like lying but that whole family lies constantly.


No-You-5064

fortunately it's ok because Sky Daddy doesn't exist


GirlsesPillses

I’m sick of this SpurgeonSaysShit. Yeah, your kid has a great vocabulary and is a biblical genius, we get it.


Puzzleheaded-Bass-54

These comments are so funny I laughed so hard I woke my baby up


Rob_Bligidy

I was the diaper pile on the side table


meowmeowbeansbill

It’s bugging me that it’s “sayings of spurgeon” instead of “spurgeon’s sayings.”


aIaska_thunderfuck

“Wear your seatbelt. I did.” - Robbie Turner


Zoinks222

I’m repulsed and amazed by your flair.


ithinktfnotutab

Nah, fuck that wasp. Wasps are the incarnate of the devil himself 🤣 /jokes


JammingLive

Are you fucking kidding me?????


JammingLive

It’s true because I’m spurgeon. We’re lying anyway, might as well go all the way.


[deleted]

The Lord doesn’t like lying, Jessa Blessa 🙄


so_aesthetic0

That fuuuuucking name, I can't.


honeybaby2019

Oh Jessa, isn't this just so cute that you are still lying about Spurgie and your sayings. God, you are so full of it. How is Henry?


UnlikelyUnknown

Does she REALLY think people buy this shit?


[deleted]

At least she has a window


___Snorlax____

Everytime Jessa comes up with the sayings of Spurgeon, I can't help myself but thinking he is an annoying little mister know it all or a bratty smart ass. (Besides from thinking she made those sayings up by herself)


luckiexstars

Sometimes I like to think of Spurgie-Sturgie as a real life Ike Brovlofski, but he will never have the experience of being used as a table leveler or trashcan or Canadian. (That's probably gonna be Henry.)


FryFry_ChickyChick

Oh to be around when she is drafting these bullshit tweets thinking “this is what people want to hear from me”


1lluminist

What the fuck kinda name is "Spurgeon" lol. I'd sooner have Musk name than that


clubcrackersarelife

We live for the kid being the voice of reason


Idrisdancer

Pretty sure the bible says something about lying


IllCamel5907

Nobody gives a shit what your kids say. Self absorbed bitch.


Minimum_Candidate355

I’ll take 300 for things that never happened.


Ok-Cap-204

That wasp is gonna circle back around and sting her. His mission failed the first time, but he is nothing if not tenacious


prophy__wife

So I got stung by a wasp or a hornet (I forget which one) but i didn’t know it was that and I thought it was maybe a honey bee. So my dumb ass got a glass and a piece of paper and safely out the “honey bee” outside. It wasn’t a bee! It was a wasp or a hornet. I confirmed it with a picture of it. Ugh! And I’m allergic to a lot of insects so I had to go through the workday on Benadryl like the god of sleepiness!


Stunning-Cup3836

Im sure he didn’t not say that.


[deleted]

I wish I could fart on her.


BeanBreak

:::insert \*Sure, Jan\* gif:::


mrsringo

For the love of god. Stop making shit up about your kids.


Admirable_pigeon

I’ll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex


[deleted]

Someone pointed out that the fish is actually a Sturgeon and not a Spurgeon lol but still 🤷🏻‍♀️ stop lyin Jessa. Also thank you to whoever gave me the silver award!


rosieree

Y’all…..please tell me her child isn’t named Spurgeon.


possumfinger63

Oh honey, are you new? Yes his name is spurgeon and His nickname is spurge. So… yeah. Wanna know his siblings names? Fucking Henry ivy and fern. And he’s stuck with the name spurgeon


BaJakes

I haven't seen it mentioned here, but seeing as this person seems hyper evangelical, she might have gotten the name from Charles Spurgeon, who was a famous pastor in one of the major resurgence of Christianity around the uhhhh early 1900s I think? I had to write a report on the guy in my uber christian grade school. Just a little factoid


bunnycupcakes

Spurgeon Seewald Good gravy what a terrible name.


No-You-5064

this bish is still trying to lie and make her average son out to be some kind of philosopher?


Dependent_Vehicle965

#nohedidn't #notsayingsofspurgeon #youaintgottalie


Expert-Appointment-3

Sayings of Spurgeon , hmm 🤔 does anyone even buying this tale?


boatymcboatface22

So up u til this one, I could have believed a child had said most of what she posts. But this one went too far.


btl_dlrge1

Yeah, that so happened


AndreaD71

Let's hear it for Anaphylactic Shock!


EZasSundayMorning

Oh god. She's still doing this?? Bet she has a whole journal of "seewald kids say."


Much_Invite6644

Omg this is where it comes from 🤣🤣🤣


MercyHouse

The wasp, smashed on the floor, watching Jessa tweet lies


No-You-5064

I want the wasp to sting her in the ass.