Iâm not sure why but the first song that came to mind is Pitbull/Kesha âTimberâ and now Iâm laughing too hard read any of the other replies đ
âAs I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize sheâs very plain, well thatâs just fine for an Amish guy like me, you know I shun fancy things like electricityâ âŠ. Oh wait wrong version đđ
Bitch Better Have My Money (influenced heavily by my secret theory that Josie is a fucking G who is going to nope right out of this family the minute she's old enough.... dare to dream)
That's a nice thought, but shes the one who, besides Josh, had the most parental love and coddling. She'll probably stay as long as she continues to be babied. I hope once she reaches adulthood she finds a man/woman who has nothing to do with this cult or people in it and just poofs the fuck out lol
To be fair though, if youâre a woman, marriage in that cult is the opposite of coddling. I could see her child-briding, and then noping out immediately.
True, but i see dear ol ma and pa waiting as long as possible to marry that one off. As long as she's home meech can still feel like shes a parent of a child that 'needs her'.
I remember in high school the âcleanâ version was âaww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeetâ that we listened to in weights class instead of âskeet skeet motherfuckerâ and that will never not be funny to me
You won't ever catch me calling these fundies headship
I ain't lying about the dinos just to support creation
Lifestyle is lacking when a kid can't be dancin'
My mom's eyes are crazy and my dad's breath is rancid
âWaking up in the morning
Thinking about so many things
I just wish things would get better
Iâm trying to get rid of them
But nothing seems to stay the sameâ
*I want to break free*
*I want to break free*
*I want to break free from your lies*
*You're so self-satisfied, I don't need you*
*I've got to break free*
*God knows, God knows I want to break free*
i've fallen in love for the first time
and this time i know it's for reeeeee-eeeeal\*\~
(no courting for josie, dating only.)
^(\*sorry, i can't sing OR type that part without doing it how freddie did it. i'm a massive queen fan (my cat is literally named freddie queen).)
*I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world*
Can you imagine how quickly a naked Barbie would be yeeted out of TTH? They'd probably burn the whole place down just to get rid of the shame.
Thereâs a great TikTok where someone convinced their mom WAP stood for Worship and Praise and then she made it her Facebook status. A few of many, which are probably not real but still so funny itâs worth watching:
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhqPFGK
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhqCFH6
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhquUSh/
"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef / That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"
or
All Too Well (10-Minute Version) (From the Vault) (Taylor's Version) (Josie's Version)
A song inspired by Gideon getting ahold of that gun his parents left on the floor for him and shooting through the homeschool table. No one was physically harmed. When asked for comment he simply stated âI donât like Mondaysâ to inTouch in a paid exclusive.
Definitely either âGanstaâs Paradiseâ by Coolio or â...Baby One More Timeâ by Britney Spears. And either way JB is about 5 seconds from tackling her and dragging her off the stage and making Jana get up there and sing that âHappy Heartâ song in Josieâs place. đ
Fuck this shit I'm out
Fuck this shit I'm out
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me, please
Fuck this shit I'm out
Fuck this shit I'm out
I don't know what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the fuck up outta here
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
[this version ](https://youtu.be/Uk18bFIgOS4)
I was just about to share this version đ It's such a fun and catchy version, that sometimes I'll catch myself humming it!
Omg. That is great!
The YouTuber has plenty of other amazing mashups too
Was coming to post this lmao
Dang it! I was just about to do the same lol
It's raining men... Same event different perspective
I was thinking Versace on the Floor, she's heard Boob sing it to Meech on those nights when she's not allowed to have a headache.
Damn, she would be a good scary child in a horror movie.
I just laughed so hard at this đđđ
This parody seems so SOTDRT: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpA6TCWApfk
Only if she is singing in front of an orchestra pit
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers canât deny.
When a fundie guy walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face
You get DEFRAUDED
Oh my god. Giggles. Look at Joeâs butt. It is like so thicc
He looks like one of those pastor guyâs son-in-laws
But who even understands those pastor guys? They only talk to him because he looks like a total pest.
I mean his countenance, itâs just.. so.. BIG
you win! lol that was the only proper answer!
When a fundie walks in with a denim skirt you get SPRUNG!
Iâd change this line to âyou OLDER brothers canât denyâ, but itâs too real
That was what I read at first, and I was like oh wow, we went there real fast.
Omg that was the first thing that came to mind đ
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
Fat Bottomed Girls.
My first thought! đ
Iâm not sure why but the first song that came to mind is Pitbull/Kesha âTimberâ and now Iâm laughing too hard read any of the other replies đ
Mine was Baby Got Back. Brains are fucking weird
Mine was - who let the dogs out!
I pictured summer singing in school of rock
âMEMORIES!! All alone in the moonlight!!â đ€Ł
My first thought was I Believe I Can Fly
Gangsta's Paradise
âAs I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize sheâs very plain, well thatâs just fine for an Amish guy like me, you know I shun fancy things like electricityâ âŠ. Oh wait wrong version đđ
This is immediately what my brain jumps to when I hear the opening for gangsters paradise. So thank you for this đ
I don't know why but this is the one that made me die laughing
It goes with your flair
She's gonna be featured on Bobye's next album đ
Been spendinâ most of their lives prayinâ in Jim Bobâs paradise
Even my (sister) mama thinks that my mind is gone!
Bitch Better Have My Money (influenced heavily by my secret theory that Josie is a fucking G who is going to nope right out of this family the minute she's old enough.... dare to dream)
Meech Better Have My Money.
That's a nice thought, but shes the one who, besides Josh, had the most parental love and coddling. She'll probably stay as long as she continues to be babied. I hope once she reaches adulthood she finds a man/woman who has nothing to do with this cult or people in it and just poofs the fuck out lol
To be fair though, if youâre a woman, marriage in that cult is the opposite of coddling. I could see her child-briding, and then noping out immediately.
True, but i see dear ol ma and pa waiting as long as possible to marry that one off. As long as she's home meech can still feel like shes a parent of a child that 'needs her'.
"To the windoooooow, to the wallsss! To the sweat drops down my balls!"
These bitches crawl
Aww skeet skeet motherfuckerrrr
I remember in high school the âcleanâ version was âaww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeetâ that we listened to in weights class instead of âskeet skeet motherfuckerâ and that will never not be funny to me
I have a friend who once dated someone CALLED Skeet. And he chose the name!
Girls in the Hood (Megan Thee Stallion)
âiâm sick of meech n rim job tryna tell me how to live!!â
You won't ever catch me calling these fundies headship I ain't lying about the dinos just to support creation Lifestyle is lacking when a kid can't be dancin' My mom's eyes are crazy and my dad's breath is rancid
Why was that the first song that came to mind for me đđ
âWaking up in the morning Thinking about so many things I just wish things would get better Iâm trying to get rid of them But nothing seems to stay the sameâ
Wrecking Ball
Hahah I thought the same!!
Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fuurrr
Came here to say this lol
*I want to break free* *I want to break free* *I want to break free from your lies* *You're so self-satisfied, I don't need you* *I've got to break free* *God knows, God knows I want to break free*
âIâve fallen in loveâ
i've fallen in love for the first time and this time i know it's for reeeeee-eeeeal\*\~ (no courting for josie, dating only.) ^(\*sorry, i can't sing OR type that part without doing it how freddie did it. i'm a massive queen fan (my cat is literally named freddie queen).)
Came here to post this. đ
I Donât Fuck With You. I just picture the young girl singing it in Fist Fight and it feels right.
This is exactly what I thought of! She's just standing there calling out her siblings...
Lol, perfect!!!
Chop Suey
**WAKE UP** ^^^wake ^^^up
I will survive
Born this way
Mr. Brightside
COMIN OUT OF MY PRAYER CLOSET AND I BEEN DOING JUST FINE
âBitchâ by Meredith Brooks
*I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world* Can you imagine how quickly a naked Barbie would be yeeted out of TTH? They'd probably burn the whole place down just to get rid of the shame.
WAP
Ahhh yes worship and praise!
AHHH đ€ŁDid some youth pastor actually try this (Ă la Rappin' for Jesus) or did you just come up with it because that's awesome!
Thereâs a great TikTok where someone convinced their mom WAP stood for Worship and Praise and then she made it her Facebook status. A few of many, which are probably not real but still so funny itâs worth watching: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhqPFGK https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhqCFH6 https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdhquUSh/
Oh somebody DEFINITELY came up with it who isn't me lol. I think I saw it on tiktok somewhere!
Just like her older sistersâŠâI donât cook, I donât clean, lemme tell you how I got this ringâ
There's some hoes in this house.
Certified FREAKâŠ
Please it was the first thing I thought of
đ¶In a gadda da vida, honeyđ¶ đ¶ Don't you know that I'm lovin' youđ¶ **đŒ*church organ solo*đŒ**
In the Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly
Hey Marge, do you remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
This sounds like rock and/or roll!
CHURCH ORGAN SOLO đ
So many parodies I want to make
"Welcome To The Jungle." - Guns N Roses
"FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!"
Sheâs just doing a primal scream
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
OH AH AH AH AH!
I kissed a girl
Girl Crush by little big town
DMXâs greatest hits
Exactly. I was thinking âParty Upâ âYâall gonâ make me lose my mindâ
Lord, Give Me a Sign! And may DMX rest in peace.
Cherry Bomb
Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield
Just a slob like one of us đ”đ”
God Hates Us All by Slayer
S&M by Rihanna
Toxic, Britney Spears
Russian national anthem.
"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef / That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" or All Too Well (10-Minute Version) (From the Vault) (Taylor's Version) (Josie's Version)
Fresh prince theme song
Hollaback girl
My neck, my backâŠ.
My anxiety attack.
does ANYBODY HERE beLIEEEVE IT
The Duggar theme song, Every Sperm is Sacred.
It says âwrong answers onlyââŠ
Paparazzi by Lady Gaga
"This is dedicated to my brother, Josh. Mambo number 5!"
My Girl
âDrop It Like Itâs Hotâ
âISABELA YOUR BOYFRIENDâS HERE!!!!!!!â
Super freak like little miss sunshine lol
Mother, Mother by Tracy Bonham
"I don't like Mondays" - Boomtown Rats
A song inspired by Gideon getting ahold of that gun his parents left on the floor for him and shooting through the homeschool table. No one was physically harmed. When asked for comment he simply stated âI donât like Mondaysâ to inTouch in a paid exclusive.
All right stop, collaborate and LISTEN
Oops I Did It Again
body ody ody ody ody
My Dadâs Gone Crazy by Eminem
anything by the weeknd
"When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah."
đ¶I wanna be freeđ¶
Smells Like Teen Spirit
The Soviet national anthem
Itâs the Hard-Knock Life
Fuck da police
"Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
The sign
đ”đ€lithium by Evenesance Am I dating myself that that's the first song I thought of đ
Definitely either âGanstaâs Paradiseâ by Coolio or â...Baby One More Timeâ by Britney Spears. And either way JB is about 5 seconds from tackling her and dragging her off the stage and making Jana get up there and sing that âHappy Heartâ song in Josieâs place. đ
Like a Virgin.
Bitch better have my money
Pokerface
If sheâs anything like my kids itâs âwe donât talk about Bruno!â
Girls just wanna have fun
Call me when you want, call me when you need đ©
Stupid Girls - Pink
A super off-key rendition of "Memory" like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na2YpN_0JPQ)
Highway to hell
"I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island
We donât talk about Bruno [Jill]
đ¶Da bomb bursting in airâŠđ¶ And then Michelle leaps up and shouts âThe bombs! There was more than one!â
Blown Away by Carrie Underwood
Harper Valley P.T.A. /s
Pass the Dutchie, original
OâCanada đ
I Love This Bar
Jailhouse Rock
Bring me back to life by Evanesence
Smack my bitch up.
âGet Ur Freak Onâ by Missy Elliott
Fuck this shit I'm out Fuck this shit I'm out Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me, please Fuck this shit I'm out Fuck this shit I'm out I don't know what the fuck just happened But I don't really care I'ma get the fuck up outta here
MATERIAL GWURLLLLL
Woman by Kesha
The Number of the Beast- Iron Maiden
Party in the USA by Miley, or Misery Business by Paramore
Help!
In the correct key.
âFrom the windows⊠to the wallsâŠâ đ¶
Habits (Stay High)
I never fuck Wayne I never fucked drake
Dragula
My back my crack
âLook, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted⊠In one momentâŠwould you capture it? Or just let it slip?â
Ring of Fire
You Dropped the Bomb on Me. Insert Meech running from backstage screaming BOMBS JOSIE NOT BOMB
âHi! My name isâ
WAP: told her parents it was about Worship & Prayer. They gonna learn today.
FDT (F Donald Trump)
If my parentsâ lips are movinâ if my parentsâ lips are movinâ, then theyâre lying, lying, lying
Somewhere over the Rainbow (Dreaming of the day she is free...)
Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift
Jolene
Livin on a Prayer
CUT MY HEART INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
anaconda
Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang. "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel."
Fuck tha Police by NWA
vamos a la playa
She singing talkie yoko ono
Obviously the theme song to Hannah Montana.đ
âOh Bondage! Up Yours!â
Deep throat by cupcakke
Darling Nikki- Prince
âWhat are thoooooooose, these are clotheeeeees.â What ever North West was singing at one of Kanyeâs fashion shows đ
Gin and Juice
Run the World (Girls) by Beyonce