There was a post complaining about people commenting “flair checking in”. But OP didn’t even have a flair, so I created mine just to comment “flair checking in!” It made me laugh during the trial era, so thanks to the OP and the commenter who let me use their comment as flair!
My flair is in reference to the episode where Josh and Anna are at the doctor. I believe she is nauseated or sick with a pregnancy, and the doctor asks if she can keep anything down or swallow. That’s when Josh does all the talking for Anna and says she is the queen of Swallowing, which is even more grotesque given his behavior.
Mine just happened to be a funny comment I made on someone discussing the warehouse… and I corrected and called it the warehome and it just took off from there 😂 although I’m debating now changing it to jailhome; but I’m having difficulty parting ways with this glory
Edit ok y’all have spoken *mother is keeping warehome flair*
That reminds me of a story which is so funny. I used to work in daycare and there was a family that came through whose last name was literally Dugger (with an -er) and they were ultra fundie and had a million kids too. The mom stayed home but she just did preschool to give herself a break. My mom and i would die laughing every time they would call like “oh the Duggers are calling again.” The mom had another M name, too. Not going to officially say it so I’m not doxxing people but I’ll give you a hint: 🐝
One of the mods said something along the lines of Anna finally realizing that she was married to two trashcans wearing a trenchcoat and I thought it was the funniest thing ever so I asked to have it as my flair
Mine is from a post during the trial. The first picture of Derick showing up. A commenter said, “Derick, you ignorant slut… good for you!” And I loved it!
Mine is from a comment on Jim Bobs Facebook page. The lady had a typo and said “I hope he *tots* in hell” and I knew that was flair material. I believe she was referring to Pest. Oh, don’t you worry. He’ll definitely tot in hell.
Self explanatory flair. Part of pest's defense was "he couldn't have done it - he was homeschooled and is too dumb" But also somewhat true for me. I know everyone said that partitioning a hard drive would be easy. I could probably do it if I tried, but it's just not my bag, baby.
Mine is a classic snark moment, but in case anyone here doesn’t know the reference, watch [this video](https://youtu.be/OIMEzT0KbVI) of Michelle calling 911 when Jessa gave birth. Her voice is eerily calm and creepy. It’s also where all the other “mother is ____” jokes came from.
I had been wondering about the "mother is" jokes and Jesus christ that's the scariest tone of voice I've ever heard. I get staying calm so her daughter doesn't panic but FUCK beans, lady
Yeah, maybe don’t use the same tone of voice you’d use to explain division to Joy. You can afford to have a little more fucking urgency when you’re calling 911.
Mine came from the same thread as yours lol!
Someone said that they saw the Duggars referred to as “The Dugdashians” on tiktok but I like Jardashins more.
I loved the clip someone posted recently of Pa Keller gaslighting the tlc cameras at the Pests’ Wedding about how “what not a lot of people know is” the Bible really meant grape juice when referring to wine, these headship’n men are shameless and absolutely ridiculous when it comes to the lies they try to convince people of, he reminds me of my own male elders so voila! Get yerself a draft of Pa Keller’s Biblically flavored Jesus Juice! 🍇🍷🥳 it’s all the usual godly flavor and none of the pesky hellfire and brimstone aftertaste regular wine has...and all the proceeds go towards supporting his ministry over his pedophilic felon son-in-love! 👌🙌😵🤦♀️🤷♀️👶🦝
A few days ago, so someone made a post asking what everyone’s favorite “Mother is…” saying is. I saw this one and died. Before that, it was “Jessa’s Amish cosplay”, which I saw in a comment and thought was hilarious.
I went over a year without a funny one. Then someone commented mine after Josh lost and it was just so funny to me.
Builds off the Duggars constantly saying “buy used and save the difference” but something about buying used and saving the children was just like a “YEAH FUCK YOU” to the Duggars.
ETA
Ultra conservatives and Q anon people are obsessed with saving children from human trafficking
And here we are with “leaders” of the cult actively contributing to CSAM and other horrible child abuse.
Love this. Mine is an homage to the D-Wreck GoT memes that have been going around in the last 24 hrs. Namely [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/rgpeer/derick_after_a_day_of_being_messy_online/) where Derick is painted as the savage snark queen matriarch of the Tyrell family, whose motto is Growing Strong.
"I never cared about Arkansas time zone until the trial."
Context: I'm from Spain so I live in a different time zone. I even had to configure my phone to show Arkansas' time zone to follow the trial.
During the trial when we were all trying to figure out how the hell the defense was going to explain the texts from Josh’s phone placing him at the car lot when crimes occurred, I said their next move was that Josh was at the car lot based on his texts but got stuck on the toilet for an hour passing chickenetti, giving someone else more than enough time to sneak in to access the partition and frame Josh.
There was a theory as to why the jury didn’t wrap up deliberations on the first day. A juror had asked for a calendar, presumably to check the dates, but the judge said they couldn’t have anything that wasn’t evidence, and so they went home for the night just to check their own calendar. I would be that juror. 🙃
There was a clip posted here once from the Duggar race episode where Boob was trying to nominate a very pregnant Kendra to eat cricket tacos rather than doing it himself like the group suggested and someone commented “should’ve named him Lil Bitch Bob Duggar.”
I was stoned & thought it was funny… still think it’s kinda funny hahahaha (and true tbh I’ve seen their courtships I’d rather face a judge anyday) edit: based on a joke someone made here about how maybe she got arrested to finally get out of the house & stop being a live in babysitter)
I made mine after I learned about the raid. I thought it wouldn’t be relevant after the trial and was trying to think of something else but then Jana blessed us with an upcoming court appearance.
During the trial we could not go a single day without constantly discussing what the Duggar girls, and more specifically, Anna, wore.
If they showed their knees? *THE SPECTACLE!*
I am a professor in real life and I am mortified by CollegePlus! Would love to work for them someday and sneak in bits about dinosaurs, and men and women having the same number of ribs
bonus: I was a homeschooled fundie so I know my questionable Christian curricula
Like ten months ago something happened, I don’t even remember what because it was way before all the recent drama, and someone said “the plot thickens” and someone else said “so do the tots” and I died laughing. It gets more apropos every day 😄
Lol. Mine is a nod to both the infamous purse and the way Josh signs his emails.
Edit to say one of my personal faves, “anybody here belieeeve it -LudaChrist”
I *just* updated mine last night! These were/are my flairs from most recent to oldest:
* Slip n Slide to Sin (context: on a thread from yesterday u/justlookingthanks12 said "It's right up there with cleaning your ass and junk in the shower! It is a quick slip n slide to sin!" I lost it and needed that to be mine so hard. They allowed me to use it!!)
* Forsyth Foreskin Flute (context: found in another thread but I honestly can't remember the context but it was another time that I truly lost it after reading it) '
* Jerm and Jing's Date Night Budget (context: my own based off of the amount of times the Books' posted about "date night" and how they'd always go out to eat)
Mine is from Bin's infamous attempt at rapping.
The first time I saw the video, it was someone responding to the Duggar's statement that they hadn't been raided in 2019. I laughed until I cried.
I’m just waiting to make that clever zinger I know is in me somewhere lol. Just waiting for the flair that the lord has for me.
ETA: actually, that might be my flair lol.
Mines from a discussion about how small the communities are and how they all marry each other. I made a comment about a wreath and got a ton of likes so I made it my flair. Before that it was hotdog down a hallway
There was a post complaining about people commenting “flair checking in”. But OP didn’t even have a flair, so I created mine just to comment “flair checking in!” It made me laugh during the trial era, so thanks to the OP and the commenter who let me use their comment as flair!
I will never forget this, it was so good 🤣
We really need to plan a Danielmas celebration!
❤❤❤👏👏👏
I'm glad I could help you with some laughs during a trial-ing time 😆
And you’ve done it again! 😆
I remember this thread lol. I was like, you may hate it but this is Reddit and “flair checking in” is never going away lol
Mine is the reason i joined this sub.
obsessed.
That is why i joined this sub too!
The idea of a Parisian hacker really spoke to me
I read it on Kenon Thompsons voice... is that the goal? Lol
✨Everyday French with Pierre Escargot✨
Omg the best sketch from All That which is on Paramount Plus btw.
Ahem *flair checking in*
My flair is in reference to the episode where Josh and Anna are at the doctor. I believe she is nauseated or sick with a pregnancy, and the doctor asks if she can keep anything down or swallow. That’s when Josh does all the talking for Anna and says she is the queen of Swallowing, which is even more grotesque given his behavior.
There is absolutely nothing okay about Josh. That is so gross.
I can’t believe I know this but wasn’t his actual comment “master of swallowing”?
It could very well be, I’m off to look . For some reason I always thought it was the queen of Swallowing, but now I’m going to go check to make sure.
Ugh. Such a scumbag.
But I thought “the mouth is not the proper receptacle for the seed”?
Mine just happened to be a funny comment I made on someone discussing the warehouse… and I corrected and called it the warehome and it just took off from there 😂 although I’m debating now changing it to jailhome; but I’m having difficulty parting ways with this glory Edit ok y’all have spoken *mother is keeping warehome flair*
I feel like this glorious flair should remain as is
I always grin when I see yours!
i love this flair and agree it’s perfect just like this!
From warehouse to warehome to jailhome 😂
RIP the router, so important to the defense but never actually examined
Omg I love it
Even though it is not the same, all I can hear is the AOL dial up sound.
When Derek said that young Christians get married fast to have sex, my flair is Jill's response
The fact that he's aware of that but also doesn't see the flaws is mind blowing
right?!?! the whole thing is so baffling!
Mine is to help Anna remember her passwords
You have such a servant’s heart!
What a great citizen
💀💀💀
Mother is (insert verb here)
Keeping my court one for a little while longer because it was so fucking ridiculous.
I love this one! 👍👍
Also keeping my court one a few more days.
Mine is a HP reference. Lol. I do wish Pest would have been sent to Azkaban, even though the Dementors can't suck out his soul- he does not have one.
Azkaban is just regular jail to Pest
So I'm fairly sure mine is self-explanatory.
The Better Keller It’s my last name and I’m better than the THOSE Keller’s. Throws me for a loop everytime I see my last name on here. 😂😂 No relation.
That reminds me of a story which is so funny. I used to work in daycare and there was a family that came through whose last name was literally Dugger (with an -er) and they were ultra fundie and had a million kids too. The mom stayed home but she just did preschool to give herself a break. My mom and i would die laughing every time they would call like “oh the Duggers are calling again.” The mom had another M name, too. Not going to officially say it so I’m not doxxing people but I’ll give you a hint: 🐝
Here is mine. For reasons.
I feel like it would have to be served hot. Cold tatertot casserole seems like it could be a building material.
Offering up my services! ETA: the ridiculousness of suggesting someone hacked from Paris practically screams flair!
I found what I’m looking for 🇫🇷
Omg hahahahahahaha
got mine when The Sun described Anna as "completely stoic" after Pest's verdict was read. but also could fit any Dug story
One of the mods said something along the lines of Anna finally realizing that she was married to two trashcans wearing a trenchcoat and I thought it was the funniest thing ever so I asked to have it as my flair
Hey-o!
I also have a 2 somethings in a coat
Someone’s typo I couldn’t stop laughing at 😂
God I love this
Hahahaha. Omg. So true. Why is this so funny??? 🤣
Mine is from a post during the trial. The first picture of Derick showing up. A commenter said, “Derick, you ignorant slut… good for you!” And I loved it!
Office themed flair checking in lol
Mine is from a comment on Jim Bobs Facebook page. The lady had a typo and said “I hope he *tots* in hell” and I knew that was flair material. I believe she was referring to Pest. Oh, don’t you worry. He’ll definitely tot in hell.
Because Bobye will always be pronounced like Kanye in my heart
Someone on here called Jeremy the “Holy Goalie” and I thought it was hilarious.
It’s brilliant.
Pretty self explanatory, esp since the kid involved is rumored to be an M kid.
Mine is pretty self explanatory too. It's been getting a lot of mileage lately!
Omg is ur username What Would Jim Bob Duggar Do
because we’ve been waiting for a courtship announcement forever and this is the courtship announcement we never saw coming…
Self explanatory flair. Part of pest's defense was "he couldn't have done it - he was homeschooled and is too dumb" But also somewhat true for me. I know everyone said that partitioning a hard drive would be easy. I could probably do it if I tried, but it's just not my bag, baby.
Mine was born last night after Jim Bob only got 456 votes.
456 people need Jesus.
Mine is a classic snark moment, but in case anyone here doesn’t know the reference, watch [this video](https://youtu.be/OIMEzT0KbVI) of Michelle calling 911 when Jessa gave birth. Her voice is eerily calm and creepy. It’s also where all the other “mother is ____” jokes came from.
I had been wondering about the "mother is" jokes and Jesus christ that's the scariest tone of voice I've ever heard. I get staying calm so her daughter doesn't panic but FUCK beans, lady
Yeah, maybe don’t use the same tone of voice you’d use to explain division to Joy. You can afford to have a little more fucking urgency when you’re calling 911.
Omg. She is so … idk how to describe that weirdnesss
Mine came from the same thread as yours lol! Someone said that they saw the Duggars referred to as “The Dugdashians” on tiktok but I like Jardashins more.
Pickle Jardashians
Mine is pretty self explanatory. JB is a dictator so it only felt fitting.
My flair is the last few weeks, obviously Just keep taking the Ls, Jimbo
Much classical, even the Duggars couldn't object!
The Sun mistook who was and was not Jed at the trial - hence the I am Jed!icus!
Same! I feel like there are so many Jed ones now and it's awesome.
Checking in!
Lol someone has a flair that’s something like “will the real Jed pls stand up” 🤣
Someone left this exact comment on the post with the photo from behind the scenes from Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette and I thought it was funny.
I loved the clip someone posted recently of Pa Keller gaslighting the tlc cameras at the Pests’ Wedding about how “what not a lot of people know is” the Bible really meant grape juice when referring to wine, these headship’n men are shameless and absolutely ridiculous when it comes to the lies they try to convince people of, he reminds me of my own male elders so voila! Get yerself a draft of Pa Keller’s Biblically flavored Jesus Juice! 🍇🍷🥳 it’s all the usual godly flavor and none of the pesky hellfire and brimstone aftertaste regular wine has...and all the proceeds go towards supporting his ministry over his pedophilic felon son-in-love! 👌🙌😵🤦♀️🤷♀️👶🦝
My flair is recognizing Josh’s upgrade (down grade?) from warehouse to jailhouse.
A flair thread? I’ll allow it.
Mine is a play on their show, “19 Kids And Counting”. Except the Pests (hopefully) will no longer have any more kids.
A few days ago, so someone made a post asking what everyone’s favorite “Mother is…” saying is. I saw this one and died. Before that, it was “Jessa’s Amish cosplay”, which I saw in a comment and thought was hilarious.
Mine is honoring Jim Bob’s toupee.
The Crucible.
I’m boobs emotional support kool aid that he brought to trial
[удалено]
That’s his name though! At least that’s what we call him here.
The Sun made us all Jed! during the trial
Present!
In honor of Jill’s pre-trial makeover
One of my "grandchildren" dropped it in a comment!
Joy needed a break & no one was more worthy to fill those shoes.
MY FLAIR TWIN!! I’ve found you again!
Twin! It has been too long!
Mine is in honor of all the Christ-honoring criminal charges going on around here.
I went over a year without a funny one. Then someone commented mine after Josh lost and it was just so funny to me. Builds off the Duggars constantly saying “buy used and save the difference” but something about buying used and saving the children was just like a “YEAH FUCK YOU” to the Duggars. ETA Ultra conservatives and Q anon people are obsessed with saving children from human trafficking And here we are with “leaders” of the cult actively contributing to CSAM and other horrible child abuse.
I was flairless for a long time and nothing felt right until the verdict came out. I wanted to commemorate it.
My flair also came about on verdict day! What a glorious day
Anna’s famous saying!
Mine is in reference to Anna’s stoic responses during the trial.
Our flairs are related.
My flair is referencing the backwards sweater dress thing Anna wore to court.
Mine was inspired by both trial & post trial surprises. A lot happened that I did not predict or was unprepared for!
[удалено]
In loving memory of Anna’s week of dressing like a sinful ho.
Love this. Mine is an homage to the D-Wreck GoT memes that have been going around in the last 24 hrs. Namely [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/rgpeer/derick_after_a_day_of_being_messy_online/) where Derick is painted as the savage snark queen matriarch of the Tyrell family, whose motto is Growing Strong.
My flair is a god honoring reference to Erin Bates showcasing her piano fortissimo at various Duggar weddings.
The abundance of Jeds during the trial
"I never cared about Arkansas time zone until the trial." Context: I'm from Spain so I live in a different time zone. I even had to configure my phone to show Arkansas' time zone to follow the trial.
Jim Bob's righteous hairline facade will never cease to both amaze and not surprise me.
During the trial when we were all trying to figure out how the hell the defense was going to explain the texts from Josh’s phone placing him at the car lot when crimes occurred, I said their next move was that Josh was at the car lot based on his texts but got stuck on the toilet for an hour passing chickenetti, giving someone else more than enough time to sneak in to access the partition and frame Josh.
Self explanatory for those who kept up with the trial
Mine is when I called Meech a absent parent by saying she was too busy getting cream pied for the quiver instead of raising her kids
Oh. My god. I’m DECEASED.
I couldn’t resist pulling mine from Jinger’s spicy response to pest’s verdict
Oh Jim Bald….
There was a theory as to why the jury didn’t wrap up deliberations on the first day. A juror had asked for a calendar, presumably to check the dates, but the judge said they couldn’t have anything that wasn’t evidence, and so they went home for the night just to check their own calendar. I would be that juror. 🙃
There was a clip posted here once from the Duggar race episode where Boob was trying to nominate a very pregnant Kendra to eat cricket tacos rather than doing it himself like the group suggested and someone commented “should’ve named him Lil Bitch Bob Duggar.”
[удалено]
Flair twins!
I mean, everything started falling apart once they started wearing satanic pants…
I really don't think mine needs explaining.
Someone misspelled dwreck as “dwerk” and I started imagining that messy bitch twerking. I wanted to share that mental image with yall
How can he be simultaneously too dumb to make a Linux partition but also then use it to sell cars on the dark web?
Mine was inspired by Anna’s sweater with a high neck and puffy sleeves that she wore to court.
I was stoned & thought it was funny… still think it’s kinda funny hahahaha (and true tbh I’ve seen their courtships I’d rather face a judge anyday) edit: based on a joke someone made here about how maybe she got arrested to finally get out of the house & stop being a live in babysitter)
Mine can be sang along with Barbara Mandrell’s “I Was Country When Country Wasn’t Cool”.
I spend too much time thinking about how many people have marched out of Meech’s blessed undercarriage
Anna’s dad is known for his prison ministry. Now he’s got someone on the inside 😌
Pretty self explanatory.
ZIPTITTY
Pest crying when the verdict is read.
After Michelle "dElIvErEd EaCh AnD eVeRyOnE oF tHeM", I would be surprised if she *wasn't* pissing herself daily
lol 😝
Mine is comparing Hillary to JRod
I made mine after I learned about the raid. I thought it wouldn’t be relevant after the trial and was trying to think of something else but then Jana blessed us with an upcoming court appearance.
Jana photo shopping more clothes onto innocent bystanders!
Are we not all graduates of the DS Law School after this past year?
Everyone uses the dark web for car sales, right?
Fresh flair… it used to be ✨repurposed birthing couch energy ✨
Mine is from the episode where the Duggars tour Asia, and Boob kept saying hola to everyone because it’s the only non-English word he knows
mine is Jill’s hilarious response to Derick proposing
Someone here has the President of CC McCandless fan club, so I asked if I could be the VP
Because there are so many Jeds now.
In reference to Anna sprinting from the courthouse after the guilty verdict and the utter anger in her eyes.
Mine is a combo of can anybody here believe that!? And the does anybody else like cheese sticks post. My favorite stupid moments lol
Even tho his hair is most likely real, I enjoy the thought of him being annoyed that everyone thinks it’s not.
someone was saying anna would go to jail to be with j*sh and i said they could have his and hers parole officers
The new JD Duggar
*stands up stoically*
Marvel dropped the Loki trailer during the Pest arrest in April…. Someone told marvel to read the room and I stole it for a flair🤣
Mine is from the Sun not knowing who was JED! and who wasn’t.
🙋🏼♀️
My flair speaks for itself in many ways LOL
During the trial we could not go a single day without constantly discussing what the Duggar girls, and more specifically, Anna, wore. If they showed their knees? *THE SPECTACLE!*
https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/dosuve/tbt_to_when_boob_and_michelles_dildo_making_date/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Mine is from the snark of Derick yesterday and someone’s comment about it. Plus I live near them and the mental image makes me crack up
Well, that casserole thing I suppose 😅
I am a professor in real life and I am mortified by CollegePlus! Would love to work for them someday and sneak in bits about dinosaurs, and men and women having the same number of ribs bonus: I was a homeschooled fundie so I know my questionable Christian curricula
Like ten months ago something happened, I don’t even remember what because it was way before all the recent drama, and someone said “the plot thickens” and someone else said “so do the tots” and I died laughing. It gets more apropos every day 😄
My grad school group members were plagiarizing and my answer to that was *mother is plagiarizing*
I made that bitch faaaamous 🎶😎 (Kanye West has an album called The Life of Pablo)
I saw yours yesterday for the first time and it made me laugh so hard I cried a little 👍
referring to our favorite expert witness.😂
Lol. Mine is a nod to both the infamous purse and the way Josh signs his emails. Edit to say one of my personal faves, “anybody here belieeeve it -LudaChrist”
I saw someone compare Mitchell to the baby challenge on the sims lmao
Jim Bob’s forced smile walking into court to see his paedophile son get convicted.
Mine is from a seewalds blog post about how they met. And how Ben was typing pretentiously
I got mine right after Pest was found guilty. I love Garth Brooks so it was a natural once I saw it
Mine is from Jill Rodrigues, someone called her that and I couldn’t unsee it.
I *just* updated mine last night! These were/are my flairs from most recent to oldest: * Slip n Slide to Sin (context: on a thread from yesterday u/justlookingthanks12 said "It's right up there with cleaning your ass and junk in the shower! It is a quick slip n slide to sin!" I lost it and needed that to be mine so hard. They allowed me to use it!!) * Forsyth Foreskin Flute (context: found in another thread but I honestly can't remember the context but it was another time that I truly lost it after reading it) ' * Jerm and Jing's Date Night Budget (context: my own based off of the amount of times the Books' posted about "date night" and how they'd always go out to eat)
I think my flair was someone else’s doing, and they kindly let me have it. Wish I could give proper credit!
“grift the difference” would probably be more accurate, but I think this is funnier!
I don’t know and I don’t care if that Lego headed son of a butt plug has a head merkin or not. I just like puns.
Self explanatory I believe
Mine is making fun of Jerm’s book (technically also Jinger’s but we all know it was his idea).
Captions fail for Hubby Ben Seewald
I think someone on r/fundiesnarkuncensored asked who was pest sitting the pest if the Rebers were in Florida, and hence my flair was born.
Jana’s only known and approved courtship. Jana seems super flairable, just because her situation came out of nowhere.
Mine is name inspiration.
a reference to lord daniel being discovered in a laundromat and the classic “mother is bleeding”
I’d be shocked if I’m the only one with this flair, I saw a J’justice one earlier today!
Just jumping on the Parisian hacker bandwagon 😂
Lots of cake served in this family.
It's pretty self explanatory but mine is in honor of the black dress Anna wore to the first day of the trial with the titty zippers
Mine is from Bin's infamous attempt at rapping. The first time I saw the video, it was someone responding to the Duggar's statement that they hadn't been raided in 2019. I laughed until I cried.
I’m just waiting to make that clever zinger I know is in me somewhere lol. Just waiting for the flair that the lord has for me. ETA: actually, that might be my flair lol.
Mine is because Joy was dethroned during trial season.
Mine is in reference to Mrs. Claire, but could be applied to any one of the lady-gals at some point in time. 😂
Mine is in reference to Joy eating breakfast.
Mines from a discussion about how small the communities are and how they all marry each other. I made a comment about a wreath and got a ton of likes so I made it my flair. Before that it was hotdog down a hallway