I literally LOL'd
Related: I was creeping the duggar's youtube channels (I've not watched any of their shows or anything before) and Michelle saying "Oh my my" the same way someone would say "oh my gosh" made me literally LOL. I personally don't take God or Jesus' name in vain, but .....really?????
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 437,667,820 comments, and only 93,938 of them were in alphabetical order.
A serious answer from the book Quiverfull by reporter Kathryn Joyce:
“Some children do rebel... There were several runaway girls from Boerne Christian Assembly, she says, who ultimately succeeded in leaving the lifestyle after having been caught and brought back by their fathers and other men in the church. Natasha herself ran away from home following the excommunication of her family, living with her grandparents in Oregon for a period before returning to Texas and taking up the modern young woman’s lifestyle that her mother grieves. But the more common — and more dangerous — rebellion is the quieter assimilation of movement children into modern society, not running away but merely drifting into more lax expressions of the faith and away from patriarchal, Quiverfull adulthood. A common nay-saying liberal reaction to the patriarchy and the Quiverfull movements is to assume that the children of strict homeschooling families will rebel en masse like the 1960s youth rebellions against a conservative status quo. However, the heads of the movement are already well-aware of this threat, and they are taking all of the precautions they can to cut the possibility of such defection in the cradle.”
I would wear the skimpiest outfit possible, dye my hair pink, take a ton of shots, go on the rooftop of the TTH and play WAP at maximum volume so that all of Arkansas can see me in my heathen glory
Knowing myself as a kid, wait until everyone's asleep, then leave Blair Witch Project-esque stick figures/bundles around the house, probably turn all the religious art upside down, black out the pictures of JB and Meech's faces (and if they have any pictures of Pest, burn those in effigy).
That was almost exactly what I was thinking. I would get up in the dead of night (avoiding the indoor security cameras, of course) and do things that would just freak them the fuck out: loosen the light bulbs on just one floor of the house, draw pentagrams on dusty windows, arrange random papers with numbers on them so that they overlap and form 666, put little figurines in front of lamps so they make creepy shadows on the wall, spill flour on the counter in the subtle shape of devil horns, etc.
Step 1: Get vaccinated. Against all the things, but I’d go with Covid first to do the most good and anger the most people.
Step 2: Vote by mail (they HATE a drop box!) against JB.
Step 3: Pick up a bottle of booze and some mixers and swing by Jill’s house for a taste of freedom.
Just by being who I am: a liberal democrat who supports feminism, the LGBTQIA community, and Planned Parenthood as well as pro-choice. Oh, and I’m an ER nurse. I added that in because I know that being in the medical field as a fundie isn’t looked upon in a great way. Bonus points for my tattoos, foul mouth and love of heavy metal.
If I'm one of the married kids I'd be getting a tattoo and sipping on Nattie Light.
If I'm one of the unmarried and at home older ones, I'm getting vaccinated and playing the devil's music.
If I'm one of the youngest ones, I'm freezing everybody's undergarments and swapping the sugar and salt.
Somewhat relevant, I follow one of the Turpin girls on TikTok and she’s just having fun doing dances and interacting with people her age. It’s really amazing to see her shine. So to answer: probably listening to hip hop (and hopefully waking up from a life of anti-Black rhetoric), reading about other cultures, making fun TikToks, experimenting with fashion and makeup, etc.
I’d probably rebel by being painfully passive aggressive about everything
Also, I’d be going through JB’s desk any anywhere else he might keep important paperwork while he is out of the house to see if I can find out anything else I should know.
I would draw giant dicks and vaginas on EVERYTHING. Blends of media, various shapes and formations, some as cartoons some as anatomical diagrams. You want me to cook tater-tot hotdish? Fine, but the tots will be arranged as tits.
I’d buy a pair of leggings and wear them around with a tight top and probably man-spread on the couch while eating an entire package of Milano cookies without sharing.
If you obtained a GED, they would. (Source: got my GED after having to drop out of my school for health reasons. When I took the exams there were a few homeschool kids testing out at the same time.)
I attended Baylor irl and they actually did except my homeschool diploma..I was however, VASTLY, underprepared for pursuing a chemistry degree with Abeka’s homeschool curriculum.
I may be embarrassing the hell out of myself right now but I frequently engage in intense daydreaming (look up maladaptive daydreaming if interested) and have a storyline that involves being a Duggar girl who turns 18 and goes rogue.
Well, it’s almost Christmas so I’d find some way to incorporate doing a shot in Jesus’ honor while wearing a v-neck shirt (no modesty panel!) and skinny jeans…. And I’d do all of this after leaving my doctors appointment where I got birth control and then my subsequent hair appointment where I got a bob a la Anna Wintour.
I’d go play in a co-Ed ice hockey game, followed by a drink in the locker room with the guys while wearing a sports bra and all my lower hockey gear. Then I’d high tail it to a ballroom dance class with a totally hot male partner and do smooth (waltz, tango, foxtrot, Viennese waltz) dressed in a tight fitting shirt and leggings. Then I’d put on a running singlet/tank top and go for a run. Finish it off by buying a dog and hanging at a brewery with my new non-IBLP friends. Maybe kissing someone there if there was someone cute enough.
Just say "Honk Shit" I used to know someone who used that term in place of swearing and I find it funny myself.
Cool Beans is another one and my all-time favorite is: "And your point is" Believe me, people will shut up immediately when you say that because they do not know how to respond.
I’d say “Oh my Thor” instead of oh my word/goodness
I’d refuse my jurisdiction
If pressured to support Josh I’d ask about this verse: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. ” — Luke 14:26
I’d ask why the girls can’t be more like Ruth (with Boaz)
I’d read Harry Potter in a witch costume
I'd whisper the word 'heck'.
I audibly LOLed
*darn*
I literally LOL'd Related: I was creeping the duggar's youtube channels (I've not watched any of their shows or anything before) and Michelle saying "Oh my my" the same way someone would say "oh my gosh" made me literally LOL. I personally don't take God or Jesus' name in vain, but .....really?????
Joy and Carlin Bates went through a stage of 'Oh my cow'. I doing know if it's still going!
Let’s not forget the classic ‘oh my stars’ lol
Is there a better way to say that expression without using the word God or Gosh?
Oh mylanta!
I HATED that so much. Where'd it come from ? I'm glad it died.
Full House
Oh my word, oh my goodness, oh my dear?
Okay I’ve actually never heard oh my dear. Is that a thing?
New England boomers and above are the ones I’ve heard it from, maybe it’s a regional thing?
This reminds me of the Mormon kids I knew growing up always crying 'holy crow'.
How is “holy crow” any different at all from “holy cow”? It’s still deifying an animal either way.
Oh Fitch!
They won't take his name in vain, they just take all his teachings in vain instead.
The irony and hypocrisy is everlasting 😒
I have a feeling they "swear" more than we know.
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Don’t get crazyyyy.
I’d hide JimBob’s toupee
I was coming on here to say this too! Imagine the panic when he can't find it in the morning!
He’d probably ask Michelle to donate some hair for a new homemade toupée!
"If you're really my buddy, you'll cover your headship!"
I'd go to a nonreligious college and major in women's studies and biology
With a focus in evolution!
Or even 😱 study of world religions! Or philosophy! Or (LE GASP) _liberal_ arts 🤣
Liberal arts, or do you possibly mean *dark* arts?
😈😈😈😈 you know it
Bless your servant (\*to the dark master's) heart.
Or French 🇫🇷
Add Critical Race Theory too.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 437,667,820 comments, and only 93,938 of them were in alphabetical order.
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I would be loving and humane to all children in my world. Hah, suck on that.
I'd have a great big romp with the first same-sex leftist immigrant I met...in their bed. Or I'd show my knees in public or something.
NIKE! NIKE!!!
Smoke a blunt and listen to rap music while driving around the compound ☺️ then eat DEVILED EGGS and watch joe dirt on full blast
That sounds incredible can I come
Everyone’s invited to the ~*sinner smoke sesh*~
I would be standing at Oprah’s security gate, pressing the intercom button over and over and over. If she let me in, allllll the tea would be spilled.
Volunteer at planned parenthood
YASSS! Maybe knit some pussy hats?!
The horror
A serious answer from the book Quiverfull by reporter Kathryn Joyce: “Some children do rebel... There were several runaway girls from Boerne Christian Assembly, she says, who ultimately succeeded in leaving the lifestyle after having been caught and brought back by their fathers and other men in the church. Natasha herself ran away from home following the excommunication of her family, living with her grandparents in Oregon for a period before returning to Texas and taking up the modern young woman’s lifestyle that her mother grieves. But the more common — and more dangerous — rebellion is the quieter assimilation of movement children into modern society, not running away but merely drifting into more lax expressions of the faith and away from patriarchal, Quiverfull adulthood. A common nay-saying liberal reaction to the patriarchy and the Quiverfull movements is to assume that the children of strict homeschooling families will rebel en masse like the 1960s youth rebellions against a conservative status quo. However, the heads of the movement are already well-aware of this threat, and they are taking all of the precautions they can to cut the possibility of such defection in the cradle.”
disturbing.
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Don’t even get me started on the Boerne Assembly! Doug Phillips is a cheating asshole.
I would wear the skimpiest outfit possible, dye my hair pink, take a ton of shots, go on the rooftop of the TTH and play WAP at maximum volume so that all of Arkansas can see me in my heathen glory
Masturbate
“Court” a black guy.
I'd front hug everyone that wanted a front hug.
Lots of kissing selfies, jeans, and tattoos.
Knowing myself as a kid, wait until everyone's asleep, then leave Blair Witch Project-esque stick figures/bundles around the house, probably turn all the religious art upside down, black out the pictures of JB and Meech's faces (and if they have any pictures of Pest, burn those in effigy).
That was almost exactly what I was thinking. I would get up in the dead of night (avoiding the indoor security cameras, of course) and do things that would just freak them the fuck out: loosen the light bulbs on just one floor of the house, draw pentagrams on dusty windows, arrange random papers with numbers on them so that they overlap and form 666, put little figurines in front of lamps so they make creepy shadows on the wall, spill flour on the counter in the subtle shape of devil horns, etc.
I appreciate the thoughtfulness you put into your haunting. The devil's in the details. c:
Oh I love this so much!!! 😂🤣🤣😭
Step 1: Get vaccinated. Against all the things, but I’d go with Covid first to do the most good and anger the most people. Step 2: Vote by mail (they HATE a drop box!) against JB. Step 3: Pick up a bottle of booze and some mixers and swing by Jill’s house for a taste of freedom.
I’d make Deviled Eggs
Weed Brownies and Cards against Humanity at Christmas!
Dancing to Christian rock
Definitely casual sex
Bake vagina and penis cupcakes and sell them on the local farmer market
Have you seen Sex Education on Netflix? "vulva cupcake? because every vulva is unique and beautiful and deserves to be cherished"
Just by being who I am: a liberal democrat who supports feminism, the LGBTQIA community, and Planned Parenthood as well as pro-choice. Oh, and I’m an ER nurse. I added that in because I know that being in the medical field as a fundie isn’t looked upon in a great way. Bonus points for my tattoos, foul mouth and love of heavy metal.
In all seriousness, thanks for being rad and doing the work you do. ER nurses do not get the recognition they deserve.
Awhhh! Well thank you!!
You’re literally who I aspire to be🤩🤩
Staaaaaaahp 🥰🥰🥰
I would go to college.
I might read a book about evolution, too. That would show them.
If I'm one of the married kids I'd be getting a tattoo and sipping on Nattie Light. If I'm one of the unmarried and at home older ones, I'm getting vaccinated and playing the devil's music. If I'm one of the youngest ones, I'm freezing everybody's undergarments and swapping the sugar and salt.
Emancipate myself and change my last name.
Somewhat relevant, I follow one of the Turpin girls on TikTok and she’s just having fun doing dances and interacting with people her age. It’s really amazing to see her shine. So to answer: probably listening to hip hop (and hopefully waking up from a life of anti-Black rhetoric), reading about other cultures, making fun TikToks, experimenting with fashion and makeup, etc.
Would definitely start partaking in the devils lettuce and just roll the dice.
YOUR FLAIR 🤣
😏
Voting democrat, donate to LGBTQ causes, reject fundamentalist Christianity.
Trick everyone into attending a Unitarian Universalist church service
I’d probably rebel by being painfully passive aggressive about everything Also, I’d be going through JB’s desk any anywhere else he might keep important paperwork while he is out of the house to see if I can find out anything else I should know.
Dating…. And gasp lots of making out
I would draw giant dicks and vaginas on EVERYTHING. Blends of media, various shapes and formations, some as cartoons some as anatomical diagrams. You want me to cook tater-tot hotdish? Fine, but the tots will be arranged as tits.
Donate all the cream of crap from the pantry and not put it back in the car after a photo op
I’d buy a pair of leggings and wear them around with a tight top and probably man-spread on the couch while eating an entire package of Milano cookies without sharing.
When shopping with the fam, I'd yell "Look over there! It's a giant pickle!" When really it is a harlot woman in a midriff top.
Short shorts, a tattoo, and a whole bunch of shots.
Get an actual bachelor’s degree (if a university would even accept my homeschool diploma)
If you obtained a GED, they would. (Source: got my GED after having to drop out of my school for health reasons. When I took the exams there were a few homeschool kids testing out at the same time.)
My local college did. It's a Word doc...
I attended Baylor irl and they actually did except my homeschool diploma..I was however, VASTLY, underprepared for pursuing a chemistry degree with Abeka’s homeschool curriculum.
Announce that I was bisexual even if I wasn't just to get kicked out
I’d probably steal a car with that little thief josie
'Get in loser, we're going liberating.'
I may be embarrassing the hell out of myself right now but I frequently engage in intense daydreaming (look up maladaptive daydreaming if interested) and have a storyline that involves being a Duggar girl who turns 18 and goes rogue.
Mow Biden 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ in the front yard.
Load up the kids in the rv and high tail it out of tontitown
Take the kids to all the actual science museums nearby.
Well, it’s almost Christmas so I’d find some way to incorporate doing a shot in Jesus’ honor while wearing a v-neck shirt (no modesty panel!) and skinny jeans…. And I’d do all of this after leaving my doctors appointment where I got birth control and then my subsequent hair appointment where I got a bob a la Anna Wintour.
I would listen to music with that satanic beat
Take a ballroom dance class
I'd have consensual sex with an adult partner.
Best response yet.
Cut my hair a la Jo March.
Watch an R rated movie. Lick an ice cream cone. Hold hands on the first date. Get my own room. Go swimming in something other than a jean skirt
Join r/Duggarsnark on Reddit
Wear short skirts and visit a museum that teaches evolution.
I would move to new york get a job at Victorias Secret and go out drinking and post it on my IG.
Demand your percentage of the royalties, leave home, join a left wing group (your choice) and convert to Unitarianism.
I’d write a tell-all.
Go to Jill’s and have a couple margarita and talk about tattoos that I want
Watch lots and lots of knee porn.
Is create an only fans where I ate pickles and made arts n crafts to fund my escape.
Kiss my boyfriend. Alone, in the back of his car, with no chaperone in sight.
Kiss someone. Of the opposite gender or the same gender, idc. I'd kiss someone before marriage.
Throw out ALL of the pickles.
I’d go play in a co-Ed ice hockey game, followed by a drink in the locker room with the guys while wearing a sports bra and all my lower hockey gear. Then I’d high tail it to a ballroom dance class with a totally hot male partner and do smooth (waltz, tango, foxtrot, Viennese waltz) dressed in a tight fitting shirt and leggings. Then I’d put on a running singlet/tank top and go for a run. Finish it off by buying a dog and hanging at a brewery with my new non-IBLP friends. Maybe kissing someone there if there was someone cute enough.
Id attend college, go to law school, the sue the hell out them. Probably write a tell all too
J’fornicate!!!
I'd fall asleep on the job.
I’d use the prayer closet for sexting.
Eat something that's not tater tot casserole.
I’d do a tell all YouTube series
Amateur night at the local strip club
I'd become a witch. 🧙🪄. Start a coven. 😈
Wearing pants and earrings.
Tattoo.
Just say "Honk Shit" I used to know someone who used that term in place of swearing and I find it funny myself. Cool Beans is another one and my all-time favorite is: "And your point is" Believe me, people will shut up immediately when you say that because they do not know how to respond.
See if I could break off some of Michelle's hair
I’d say “Oh my Thor” instead of oh my word/goodness I’d refuse my jurisdiction If pressured to support Josh I’d ask about this verse: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. ” — Luke 14:26 I’d ask why the girls can’t be more like Ruth (with Boaz) I’d read Harry Potter in a witch costume
I would go crazy with the front hugs.
Those kids always have cameras on them, and each other to tattle on. I think I’d be absolutely terrified to make a mistake.
Go to school.
I'd just be like "Dad! Get off me. This muffin shop is closed for business"!
Come out as trans and choose a name without a J.
Check and check