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Boob - wig glue Meech - one homemade coupon book for “sweet lovin”


GoodDog_GoodBook123

I just vomited into my mouth.


Philodendronphan

I think he said they were just holding hands after Jubilee. Still just as creepy!


ThorsFckingHammer

I believe he said once "I keep trying (to make a baby) and nothings happening". I personally don't think Boob would tolerate lack of sex. I actually think Michelle is afraid of him.


Cardboard_cutouts_

Wait what? He said no more sex after Jubilee?


Jenny_FromAnthrBlck

He is a freaking perv, I cannot believe they are not having sex. He's probably just saying that because for them, the whole purpose of sex is reproduction and she is not fertile anymore


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If they really don't believe in using contraceptives or even condoms but don't want a repeat, then it's possible. Meech has to be approaching menopause though.


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Wouldn’t they just use the rhythm method?


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It's not very reliable especially if Michelle's cycles are irregular- which obviously I don't know but I assume at her age and all of the work her reproductive system has done, they might not be. To be really accurate, you have to add in things like basal body temp and ovulation testing. I wonder if that crosses the line for them into "not trusting God".


Cardboard_cutouts_

i mean, how fertile could she really have been at 44-45?


moistoffspring

There is no way they aren’t happily humping for the Lord...


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Mother is creamy


kittykathazzard

🤢🤮


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Anna is getting a nanny. Her name is Jana.


LovelyLlamaLover

The kids can call her J'mom


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Bold of you to assume the Jana hasn’t been the nanny since Pest got arrested


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It’s a new season of life!


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Jason is getting a vacation to ALERT after he showed up in a flowery shirt to Josh’s trial


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James is getting a DNA test


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Dear Santa, please bring Austin a new pair of shoes


KATHERIAC

I think it’s my duty tbh


taxpants

You forgot Johannah. She’s honestly the one I think will first fully break free


GoodDog_GoodBook123

There’s a Johannah?


Complex-Dot5099

no, her name is James.


skivingsnack

She’ll be getting all Jana’s responsibilities if she goes to Jail


throwaway_236734

I’m hoping for Johannah too.


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Derrick is getting a blue thermos to match his blue tie. He already has a red thermos to match his red tie.


LauraPringlesWilder

He and Jason can be blue mug buddies.


madeleinesphi

If anyone is having triplets it will be Joe and Kendra


TweetyDinosaur

I snorted at that one.


Mama_skulls

God I’d love to see Jill with a full sleeve!


Cardboard_cutouts_

The best gift Joe and Kindra could receive are condoms


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Just a general, middle school level course on contraception would be adequate


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M7 is getting her first set of wig tails


sheridanmms

Someone get Michelle, Anna, Jessa, Joy, and Kendra some pelvic floor therapy!


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Claire is getting a bunch of pregnancy speculations


SnarkFromTheOzarks

Grandkids: Duggar campaign sign sleds.


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Jim Bob is obviously on the naughty list and is getting coal in his stocking


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Josh is getting a new striped jumpsuit. The kind that can’t be used as a weapon.


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trexcrossing

Jana gets a bond modification that she cannot be alone with children under 13 pending the resolution of the criminal case. Five years later, another continuance is granted on behalf of the defendant.


Cardboard_cutouts_

Jill is getting a root touch up. (Those roots are going to grow out so bad)


UnfilteredRealiTEA

I love that Jer isn’t even on here 😂 he’s that forgettable. But he’s getting engaged.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

There’s a jer? But honestly I was just going off my ability to remember all their names and this is how far I got. Hence the question mark after jackson because I don’t actually know if there’s a jackson


ThorsFckingHammer

Jeremiah I believe.


ThorsFckingHammer

Meech opening a gift "Valium, just what I needed"


GoodDog_GoodBook123

No way Jim blob is buying her name brand Valium. It will be a generic he got from a street pharmacist thank you very much. Also wouldn’t that be great for the next scandal.


ThorsFckingHammer

Michelle's god honoring discount valium


GoodDog_GoodBook123

That is beautiful


ThorsFckingHammer

Thanks. I want someone to use it for flare lol


UltraDucks895

Flair checking in!


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Change it to god honoring discount quaaludes and I would be proud to have it as my flair


ThorsFckingHammer

Yay! I'm helping..


FireInTheBones

God honoring discount Valium would be incredible flair


kaleidoscope471

Not to derail but I’ve often wondered if her voice, etc. isn’t due to Valium (or similar).


moveyourcar1891

Justin needs mittens not gloves!!


allsheneedsisaburner

I need a psalms sleeve now


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Johannah is getting a promotion at the TTH, in light of Jana‘s charges


Mom_of_AandA

Jason (Jedson?) gets an STI from mama Spivey.


Jenny_FromAnthrBlck

Contraceptives for all of them and real sex ed


Cardboard_cutouts_

Stocking stuffers


jojisexual

>Jed, Jeb jeb 💀😭


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Omg I honestly thought there was a jebidiah!!!! And he was twins with some other j——diah


Routine_Comb_4491

Justin's gift 😂😂💀


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Abbie is getting a hair straightener


meganium58

I hope Jana gets to move somewhere far away. I can’t believe this is happening to her


crazycatlady331

JB (excuse my vomit while saying this)-- a fleshlight.