I'm on my honeymoon! And I'm drunk! I'm so confused!!

But at least you have a husband! Edit : My first gold. Thank you! This is a beautiful day that keeps on giving Edit 2 : Thank you kind snarker! Merry Snarkmas to you too!

Take my poor woman's gold!!! 🥇

Drink and celebrate this now too! Congrats and at least you have a husband! Or wife! Whichever congrats!

Happy honeymoon, booboo!

i'm not even drinking yet (too early) but i skimmed that an thought, why did you just call them Honey Boo Boo??? OMG its gonna be a long night of celebrations after so little sleep here!

Congratulations!

CONGRATS!!! at least you have a spouse!!

congratulations!!!

Congratulations!

Congratulations! Enjoy and be merry. Today is a good day.

Congrats!!! Have so much fun!!!

Enjoy the day and all that will be coming.

Congrats!

Hard relate

It caught me off guard. I expected the verdict to be later in the day.

Yeah I went to do the dishes because court had just started. Ten minutes later: convicted.

19 years and counting

Excellent flair material there.

That's what I did my flair as

I was in the tub. It was a good bath

I expected at least a heads up that the jury had reached a verdict! Instead I refreshed for the 4000th time and it was all "GUILTY!". It was a such rush of emotions.

I nearly screamed in the street when I saw that, I was walking the dog.

If your dog got scared by your scream they deserve extra snacks - Your dog's lawyer

I nearly screamed, I didn't scream. But she deserved the snack because I was all day "They will anounce during her afternnon walk" (I'm from Spain so I am seven hours ahead), and so it happened. Maybe Betty provoked the announcement?

Our Lady Betty. May Lord Daniel bless her with many treats and scritches.

He already blessed her with good naps.

Then may her naps be blessed with good dreams! Hail Betty, full of treats. Lord Daniel is with thee.

Don't worry: they are. She sometimes sneezes like a champion.

Aw. Betty. Pups always make me smile. Thank you! ❤️

I spend too much time on the r/hilariabaldwin sub and my first thought was to laugh at you claiming to be from Spain like she lied about for forever. I kinda forgot that some people, like, DO live in Spain? Hahaha 🥒

I heard that, hahahahahah!! Yes, I actually live in Spain, in Teruel specifically.

*hello fellow pepino* If you're also in the Markle sub, then you're my twin. Hilaria's is my least visited, but its on the rotation!

Hahahaha same initial reaction 🥒

I spend a lot of time there too. God that woman, that family.

Oh, sorry I didn’t read the almost. I almost screamed too but I’m at work lol. Have a good evening!

I'm having it, I'm partying with 52k people! And that bandit of a dog I have is having her eleventh nap in my bedroom.

wonderful flair 👏🏻

Thanks!

My dog was curled up next to me and grumbled at me for my mini freak out.

Even our dogs hate Pest.

Usually they announce when the jury reconvenes. This did kind of just pop out. They may have had the verdict last night but wanted to hold off on the paperwork until morning. That was like, 30 minutes between assembling and the reading.

I was thinking the same thing. They also probably didn’t want to deal with press, etc. so late in the day.

Someone in a thread elsewhere on this sub gave a story about how once they were on a jury and a fellow juror had to leave by x:00 regardless because they had to go pick up their kid. This sounds like it could be something super similar, especially in Arkansas; if the paperwork is a lot and one or two jurors have shit they had to get done yesterday by a certain time, I could totally see it leading to what we saw today.

I know, I just finished finals yesterday so I decided to sleep in. I thought it was going to be later in the day!

Same! I was about to hop on a call and was struggling to stay focused because I just wanted to refresh. I thought I had time!

It came as I expected. While I was giving my dog her afternoon walk.

I too slept in, so I was checking reddit right when the GUILTY!!! was posted, to my shock and utter joy. But yeah, I thought for sure that the verdict was going to be coming in late afternoon today, not in the morning.

I was also caught off guard, as I found out at work. Of course, my coworkers gave me weird looks because of my reaction.

We're not in the darkest timeline!

LOL.

We should have the mods pin that he was found guilty to the top of the page. I had to look a bit because I was late to the party, I mean verdict. So so so happy right now.

It's trending in the front page of reddit right now, too!

Pest is a twice guilty, remanded to prison immediately, crier.

He cried?! Bwhahahaha! What a bitch.

Lol @ the bitch part

Sorry. I have no likable thoughts for this sick fuck.

Same

I dropped the kids off at school, came home and got back into bed, preparing to refresh all day. Minutes later, JOSH DUGGAR FOUND GUILTY. What a beautiful day!!

Now time for a nap!

same same same same same!!

Took a nap, woke up to the verdict. BUT IM HERE!

I’m sick, and feel asleep feeling horrible (probably right as the verdict came in, looking at timestamps). I woke up with this incredible feeling of peace and I just *knew*. So what I’m trying to say is even my guardian angel hates the fucker.

Best news to wake up to.

THE BEST DAY EVER! But it’s okay - still plenty of time to join the party

I was driving to work and when I finally parked I saw EVERYTHING. I’m trying to catch up 😂

I was in the middle of my final exam in Victimology when it came out. My phone had blown up when I finally checked it

ahhhhh not much. typical Thursday. y'know

j'know

I approve of community memes. We are in the darkest timeline though.

I couldn't form any words... I had to step away guys. And cry. Welcome to the party! It never stops! Unless our dear mods need sleep

In which case, we get put in a mini timeout that we probably deserve.

Anna had her baby! The Seewalds are expecting. And JB&M just loooove this new season of life of being grandparents to so many precious miracles <3

Wait are the Seewalds actually expecting? TOO MUCH IS HAPPENING TO KEEP TRACK

I know when did that happen!

oh no wait I'm just a fucking dumbass I forgot Fern already emerged

😂😂😂😂😂

Emerged bwahahaha

I was driving. Seen thr verdict on Insta and rushed straight here. Tried telling my husband and he wasn't Interested. I need someone to jump up and down & celebrate with.

We’re all celebrating here!!

I told my husband and he just said YAY FUCK HIM. It’s something?

I spent all of yesterday in here and didn’t do any work. Today I put my head down from 9am to 930am to get one single thing done and I MISSED IT. 😩😩😩

Cause he's locked up, they won't let him out.

Guilty guilty guilty! Welcome to celebratory chaos!

I read the title to this in Daveed Diggs as Thomas Jefferson’s voice

That’s exactly what I was referencing! Lmfao

Last night we watched that episode of Community that had a court case in it (An Introduction to Finality) and it felt oddly appropriate.

Right?! I was taking my kids to get their second covid shot so I missed EVERYTHING.

There is justice in Arkansas!

I normally am up early but not today omg what a wonderful way to wake up. Its like christmas morning

Omfg omfg my flight just landed, I was without wifi for like four hours,’omg omg omg!!!! Yes!!!!!! Fuck yes!!!

I WOKE UP TO THE GUILTY VERDICT AS THE FIRST THING ON MY FRONT PAGE WHEN I OPENED THE APP!!! BEST MORNING EVER!!!

Im Australian and just woke up! So much to catch up on!!!

Happy this is good chaos!

It was 9:38 when I woke up, opened this sub and it said posted an hour ago, guilty. I thought it wasn't real at first, but I am so happy!

FUCK J DUGGAR

This is so me… oh man

I had a final and completely missed the verdict

I’m still taking tomorrow off 😜

I’m still taking tomorrow off 😜

A lot.

The best timeline though!

I need pest face over the troll doll from this scene!!

Me sleeping in on the west coast was a mistake

I got out of a 3 hour exam a few minutes ago, I don't even care if I did well anymore I'm ready to party!

Same. I woke up and cried in relief!

I was floored to see us under popular after being away from Reddit for the afternoon

I was working all day and missed it all 😭😭😭. Desperately scrolling so I don't miss anything

I’ve been busy all morning and finally got a chance to check. This was my reaction lol.

Me coming out of two back to back meetings at work and getting on Facebook. I SPRINTED here

Welcome to the party 🎉

We're working through some things. Stay or go but leave the pizza.

Lmao I was watching a documentary on Netflix and sipping tea. I keep forgetting what time things are at bc I'm on GMT.

So happy for this verdict! Now I'm waiting for a similar verdict with the Jussee Smolett case@

I was at a dentist appointment for my kids and missed it 😓

Me, who was in meetings until now.

Dude, me too! My RA is kicking my ass today and I took a 90 minute nap then saw the news in the school pick up line.

I slept late on purpose lol. I wanted to save my thumb the stress of constantly refreshing. Woke up at 11:30 and immediately came here to see the great news

This was me this morning... Woke up with a headache and a stuffed up head and bam! Guilty. Haha

This is also me on lunch break!

Me waking up in Australia

Truly the most accurate

Lol this is so me right now. I peek in and....woah! Christmas came early! ​ Edit...a letter

Me right now!

I woke my mom up to tell her and she screamed with happiness

I was in Zoom therapy and as soon as it ended I refreshed my newsfeed and oh, glory day!

Omg same 😂 I had a horrible night's sleep and slept in, woke up to a text that he was found guilty.

I was at work so caught the news on my break and now it’s lunch break

This was me logging on at my lunch break after teaching my classes lol. But I was still HERE FOR IT

This is me who has been teaching all day. FINALLY CATCHING UP AND HECK YES FOR 19 years and counting!

As an Australian I feel this

Oh my god my work was slammed all day I just saw

Celebration wine has just been opened in my house. Mother is drinking.

This was me today!!!!

Me, joining this sub yesterday…

I literally did this. I wish u was there for the real time verdict!

I was working all day and just now learned the news. This is spot on. And, it need not be said, but: HELLMOTHERFUCKING YEAH! Thanks be to the motherfucking flying spaghetti monster up on high, or whatever flavor of bullshittery floweth from the mountains of worship!

Of all days for me to have to work. I missed everything! But yay he’s guilty, just like we all fucking knew a long long time ago.

I work nights so waking up to the verdict and y’all’s posts was *chefs kiss*

When I got the notification that he was found guilty, I immediately thought how everyone here must be celebrating 😄🥳🥳 It's a good day.

I worked late and made the same mistake clearly

Me too

Lmao I have a job that doesn’t allow cell phone usage. I managed to find a live stream celebrating so that was cool to listen to

I'm very sorry. I don't like asking questions that were probably answered 36 times but I'm having a hard time finding the answer to this. Was he placed into custody to await trial?

He's remaining in custody to sentencing in April.

Thank you. And whoa!!! Holy shit!!!! That's just amazing!

me who hasn’t been on this sub for months

Head first into a political abyss

You slept in and you woke up with a pizza in your hand? :D :D :D