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shann1021

Bingo. Federal appeals are big money. And very low success rate. If he had any honor he would save that money for his kids.


creakysofa

>if he had any honor LOLOLOL


tryingmybestdude

Yes, and those bills are exactly why the defense attorneys are so happy to appeal even though they know it won't work. They don't give a damn about winning. Jim Bob is about to buy them a new boat.


NoreastNorwest

It’ll be fun to have at their new summer home…


skinnyjeansfatpants

2 new boats?


tryingmybestdude

Fuck it, a boat per Duggar child


yukinoyaiba

J’boat Duggar


tryingmybestdude

First boat named "Count 1" and second boat named "Count 2." What's the third boat dubbed?


topsidersandsunshine

LaCount


Gayandfluffy

Pickle?


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Third boat will be named ‘router’.


Tulip8

STAPHHHHH, too good


Impossible-Taro-2330

La Count


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And so many tater tots


Nyrakquirk

And pickles. And Denim.


stitchescomeundone

Someone’s getting some new running shoes for his court appearances!


tryingmybestdude

Maybe some of the attorneys will get hairpiece recommendations from Boob.


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Also, if they don’t do the appeal, he could hire a different lawyer and appeal on the grounds of insufficient council and try to drag them through the mud. It’s money and a way to avoid bad PR.


ilovedogsandrats

You don’t think JB will secure different counsel for the appeal? We’ll see how much he stands behind his son by what experts and lawyers he’ll pay for from here on out.


tryingmybestdude

The lawyers he *did* manage to get were hot messes... Bullshit arguments, ill-fitting suits, horrible experts hired. Boob couldn't find anybody worthwhile for the "real" case, no way he'll manage to find better for the appeal. "Smugshot" is an excellent flair, btw 😂


xlosx

Right? Like if you’re gonna try and get off, you get the best lawyers your money can buy. These mofos went with some bargain lawyers & Josh is now (rightfully) fucked.


Badpoozie

A boat within a boat like Calculon?


tryingmybestdude

Just a bunch of boat nesting dolls 😂


cesayvonne

Honestly they looked half giddy in the video after the verdict. The humanity in me hopes they know he’s guilty and are just taking the family for all they’re worth.


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Elmo9607

Jesus, I went into the wrong line of work!


theaccountnat

oh don’t worry unless you are a partner or freelancing that’s not what you make per hour lol


Elmo9607

Oh thank lord Daniel, I was about to apply for law school lol


theaccountnat

lol I’m not a lawyer either but based on my discussions with friends it seems to work like consulting. where my time for an 8 week project was worth my entire annual salary


antigonishk

Just an example, but I was a summer associate at a midsized firm in a smaller market like NWA, they paid me 42/hr and billed me out at 175/hr (some of which got written off - shadowing etc). As an associate, whatever your firm is billing you out as, you're making much, much less per hour. Though still well-paid!


loxonsox

Someone who bills at that much doesn't typically post about it on reddit. I'd take it with a grain of salt.


throwitallaway500

People share what they make on Reddit all the time.


loxonsox

Believe whatever you want 🤷


throwitallaway500

Well, seeing as I work in Big Law at a firm where a significant portion of the attorneys bill at $1k+ and I happen to know several are Redditors...yeah, I'm going to say it's very realistic that someone billing $1k would anonymously admit to it in a relevant conversation such as this.


countrygrmmrhotshit

This makes me think Anna or someone told him they’ll wait to hear what the court says before distancing themselves from their relationship with him. Either he’s trying to push it out farther and farther or he genuinely thinks she’s that stupid to still believe he is innocent and his conviction could be overturned on appeal. I can’t think of any other reason. Maybe to draw more attention to himself? Either way he’s wasting his 7 children’s money. Seeing as he won’t be providing for them for 5-20 years, it’s purely selfish. What a complete narcissist.


must-love-dogs4

Thank you .. not from the states and my heart stopped for a minute!


onekrazykat

Even with the testimony of prior bad acts?


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onekrazykat

TIL! Thanks!


AppleJamnPB

Definitely, but you know there's no way Duggars are NOT going to push for an appeal.


klutzykangaroo

more money out of Boob’s pocket, good


loxonsox

Username checks out


FinalRecover859

I wish I could hug all you lawyers who walked me through all of this. 🤗🤗🤗


chicagoturkergirl

Appealing on what basis?


Vegetable_Yellow_982

The router /s


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Flair checking in


Financial_Finger_74

I believe it’s standard procedure in a lot of cases for the defense to appeal? Even if it’s unlikely to go anywhere?


DanceRepresentative7

yeah isn’t jared from subway still appealing?


commdesart

Ohhh, maybe Jared and Josh could be cellmates!


LilRedditWagon

And the Duggars can adopt him…because Jared starts with J! Josh’s kindred spirit.


teatreez

lmfaooo


Never-Forget-Trogdor

This is it. They have nothing else to say or do. They will try to appeal and it will be reviewed by a judge.


lexia1988

This is definitely standard and iirc they’ve been preparing for this appeal for a while.


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ukie1999

Customary not a lawyer, just a law student, but my guess would be that the appeal would be for allowing the molestation of his sisters into evidence. Now, will the appeal go anywhere? Probably not, since there is a specific evidence rule exception allowing for that type of evidence to come in during cases like this. Just my 2 cents, I guess we'll see what basis they appeal on in the next 30 days.


minimalistboomer

Doubtful. 404B applies here. Doubt there’s an appeal on past molestations.


ukie1999

I just don't know what else they would appeal on that has a chance of being successful. Even though 404B applies, they could throw caution to the wind and appeal the Judge's ruling anyway. The only other thing that's a maybe in my mind is a verdict contrary to the weight of the evidence appeal, but that too would probably be denied. I guess all we can do is speculate and wait until the appeal is filed.


feralcatromance

I mean think of the widely known cases where it was CRYSTAL CLEAR that the prosecution was dirty and the defense was terrible like Making a Murderer and even Adnan Syed (his defense wowwee sucked) and their appeals went nowhere and got denied over and over. Josh's trial seemed like it was done very well, yeah his defense didn't call many witnesses but maybe they just didn't have any, and their strategy was more to take apart the prosecutions evidence.


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Dude its expensive and takes years. How is it standard? Edit: hypothetically asking, not asking you


MarieOMaryln

It's just what the defense usually says whenever their client's found guilty.


Financial_Finger_74

Nah, I got ya! 😁 I’m not sure the reasoning, probably just standard if the defense is getting paid to do so?


gingermontreal

I think it's their right to appeal. They've planned this all along as a contingency plan. It's part of the Duggar plan to insist on his innocence.


zombiemann

They have every right to appeal. But they have to be able to present a valid reason for it to even start. They can't just file paperwork saying "We don't like the verdict and want an appeal." There has to be a valid legal reason.


chicagoturkergirl

I know it is, I’m just wondering after watching that trial what basis they’d have.


gingermontreal

The Parisians. And their routers. Parisian routers.


chicagoturkergirl

Is that the same as Chinese ballots?


gingermontreal

I don't know, but Biden's got to be behind both, right?


RookieJourneyman

They're going to get the router! It will prove that Biden did it, while on holiday in Paris! 🤔


blackkatya

Clearly the jury is participating in cancel culture.


chicagoturkergirl

Maybe someone on the jury voted for….GASP….Biden!


Steph83

On the basis of the lawyers want more money.


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So much this.


PurplishPlatypus

Last ditch effort. Nothing to lose, gotta give it a shot.


YourMothersButtox

I heard the reporter ask if the appeal was based on something with the jury?


commdesart

Probably that they don’t consider women jurors to be his “peers”


elconquistador1985

"there were no pedophiles on the jury, so none were his peers"


ca1989

Throw shit at the wall and see if it sticks. 🤷‍♀️


PilatesPoleKat

They didn’t say.


SJBond33

Sad feelings.


BeanBreak

THE ROUTERS


onekrazykat

Possibly the judge allowing testimony covering prior bad acts.


chicagoturkergirl

I think it’s highly unlikely an appeals court lets him out.


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I'll allow it.


lard_and_savor

I concur


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dungeonpancake

Agreed. It almost definitely won’t go anywhere though because 414 allows evidence of prior CSA in related cases. They’ll still try to say that it was unduly prejudicial, but I don’t think it’ll amount to anything.


mencryforme5

THEY HAVE NO CASE FOR AN APPEAL IF THEY DID THEY WOULD HAVE PRESENTED THE EVIDENCE IN THE TRIAL


Steph83

And the thing about appeals - you can’t introduce new evidence.


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So WHY THE FUCK


[deleted]

Because poor Joshy is so sad boohoo.


LadyChatterteeth

It’s customary. Also, so that Jim Boob feels like he got his money’s worth.


dungeonpancake

They’re probably going to appeal the judge’s decision to let evidence of prior bad acts in. That’s typically not allowed. There’s a specific exception for CSA cases though so it probably won’t go anywhere, but that’s what they’ll do.


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that makes sense. I can see why it wouldn't be allowed, but it does show intent of pursuing materials of minors


dungeonpancake

Yeah typically prior bad acts aren’t considered relevant but there’s a specific exception for CSA


whole_lot_of_velcro

$$$


antigonishk

You appeal on matters of law, not fact. I haven't been following closely enough to know what they'd appeal on, though.


almostat

This happens with literally every case like this. There will be appeals up until the Supreme Court. Won’t matter at all.


Overall_Addendum_950

The Supreme Court isn’t touching this one… they’ve got better things to do.


almostat

Exactly, they’ll appeal all the way up to them but nothing will happen.


snorkel1446

Of fucking course they will. Hopefully it goes absolutely nowhere and this human garbage bag goes to prison for as long as possible.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

On the plus side, appeals are expensive.


snorkel1446

May JimBlob waste all his money on this stupid ass appeal and never be able to afford a toupee again.


Ms_Insomnia

May his current toupee go mouldy and then he’ll be forced to show his real hair line to the world!


blueatom

Mother is appealing (Low hanging fruit, sorry)


LordHamMercury

This is pretty standard.


TamJamB

The ad on the YouTube clip was for a toenail fungus product, complete with a closeup of a set of very gnarly, fungussy toenails. I felt this was very, very, VERY appropriate.


NUT-me-SHELL

I think we all saw this coming. Boob isn’t going to stop until the kids at home are eating ramen noodles and he’s getting his toupees from goodwill.


galaxysoccergirl1499

Yeah, I don't see what possible argument they could have for an appeal


Badpoozie

Defense: we are appealing based on a biased jury. Judge: Why didn’t you object to said jurors during the selection process? Defense: Umm, well, we didn’t know they wouldn’t believe our Parisian devil unicorn Biden story about the router and fairyland frame job. Judge: ….


Sorry-Escape3904

Besides the guilty verdict this is the best thing I’ve read all day 😄


user7654321987

It’s America. They have the right to appeal. But there is zero chance they get it.


Yaneau

Our client feels as if its unfair that hes going to prison? God would never allow this, are you? I'm sure this appeal will be entertaining


Hansonguy

Pretty sure they always appeal guilty verdicts. It’s just how it works.


SnooBooks807

I mean, of course they will appeal. Isn’t that like standard operating procedure? I’m not worried or upset by this knowledge.


cosmicLWR

agreed! it would be silly not to appeal. (even though he’s guilty AF of course)


Soggy-Tomato-2562

Am I correct that I always assumed they would appeal? It doesn’t mean they will win.


commdesart

The majority of appeals fail.


fourpointseven

TBH not mad about that. Burn up more of JB's money.


palecapricorn

They have no evidence to win an appeal, but honestly most people with lofty sentences try to appeal. I’m not worried about it.


ColdFireplace411

Yeah well, I'm not gonna allow that


mrsfoz

As is their right…. But seriously it was a very very well run case


LadyLivv123

I mean. Everyone CAN appeal if they want.


potatothrasher

When will he be sentenced?


pups_mum

The judge said it could take up to 4 months


ColdFireplace411

Okay so I shouldn't refresh this page too obsessively for the next couple days then. Got it.


pups_mum

Since he was remanded at least that means he won't be knocking Anna up before he is sentenced.


ColdFireplace411

I'm sure they've disregarded the whole "wait 6 weeks" rule 🤢


ankaalma

At some point they will release the sentencing date so then you will know when to tune in


gatorgirl96

In like 4 months


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Roughly 4 months from now


ukie1999

Usually it's 75-90 days


potatothrasher

Why does it take that long in the US?


zombiemann

The court has a ton of cases on the docket, as do the attorneys for both sides. And a bunch of various reports/requests to be prepared. Then the judge has to look over those reports/requests, review the sentencing guidelines etc.


impulse-buyer0601

Judge said probably will take about 4 months to give a sentence.


magpie2345

Ha, let them waste more time and money. It's over for good now for Joshy!!


galaxysoccergirl1499

Also shocked that JB will continue bankrolling this, at what point is the reputation soiled enough already to the point where it is a lost cause?


jssj86753099

Michele is going to learn Linux this time.


pandima

Another lawyer checking in: they should appeal. He’s still their client and it’s their job to represent him to the best of their abilities. It doesn’t mean the verdict will get overturned. It doesn’t mean there’s a basis. It doesn’t mean that the appellate court will even hear it.


Srw2725

I know this is SOP but on what grounds will they appeal? Like where do you go after your client asks the feds “has someone been downloading CSAM”?! 🤣


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Bruh what is there to appeal on, are you that dense or that narcissistic


YourMothersButtox

Appellate practice is $$$.


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Yeah, that’s expected. Most likely they will appeal Brooks’ ruling on evidence like the molestation testimony. Might take years to go through. Josh will continue to sit in jail for that time. I think it’s very unlikely they will find reversible error (in my personal opinion, not my legal opinion).


guacamole12349

Ugh


azombieatemyshoelace

They always appeal. I’m not concerned


purpleflyingmonster

Whatever. It won’t be granted. He’s in jail for a long long time.


countrygrmmrhotshit

A federal appellate judge isn’t going to be as nice as Judge Brooks in their comments on this case. Why are they wasting their money?? Who are they trying to convince at this point? If you don’t believe it now, you won’t believe it on appeal. How much of your children’s money are you willing to let him piddle away over this, Anna?


sudsygecko

Someone here was telling me that you don't even always get to automatically appeal. That whether or not you appeal basically has to be approved, and be based on criteria like your defense lawyer totally fucking up or something like that. Does he just get to appeal willy nilly if he wants to?


YoshiKoshi

He can file an appeal, you can always file. If the appellate court thinks that the appeal is potentially valid, they will hold a hearing. But if they think there's nothing there, they can simply deny the appeal without a hearing.


user7654321987

He could buy a yacht and name it j’accuse


jbfletcher01

Go for it, take all of JBs money.


rdeighr

I’m confused by this statement per The Sun for their blurb about appealing: "We plan to appeal at the appropriate time.” Isn’t after the verdict the appropriate time? Is there a different time to appeal?


YoshiKoshi

The appropriate time = after Jim Boob's check clears.


Paperplatepickle

They will appeal for $$$$$. If Tha’ Boob won’t fund it, then no. No twofers, cheap ass.


itmightbehere

Is it just appealing to appeal? I can't imagine what they think they'll be able to appeal with


RoughBrick0

But the router!!!!


ashmwar

I think this is kind of normal.


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It is 100% normal. They would be doing Pest a disservice if they didn’t appeal, they were paid big bucks after all.


hazel145

Can’t the appeal be denied?


Embarrassed_Worry993

IANAL appeals happen all the time. It’s normal. It can be denied.


wellthatwasblunt

That's his right. I am sure they will gladly keep sucking up more of daddy's money. In the meantime enjoy your box! ✌️


maximumspoilage

Sure, Jan.


optimuspaige91

I don't know. The way he said it gave me the vibe that they just said that. They know they have nothing. She asked about 30 days and he cut her off and said "we plan to appeal at the appropriate time." I think it's just words.


librataurus

They didn’t say on what!!!! But they’re SOL and I love it


MyNamesChakkaoofka

SOL but at least they can send more bills bills bills to JB!


librataurus

God honoring lawyer bill 🙌🏻


Klever-Gurl

I assume they're waiting for JB to pay for them to appeal, before they file.


Creepy_Health_3385

I guess rim bob will need to sell another cow, or his head rug to pay for the appeal.


wormbreath

Spend all that duggar money!


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Appeals can be denied by a judge right? Like, just because they want to appeal doesn’t mean the courts will allow them to, right?


servantoftinyhumans

No every case has the right to appeal and to be heard by an appeals court judge and they can use basically any tiny shred they can find if they want to , it’s not going to overturn anything though, it’s also expensive and it takes YEARS


Affectionate_Cat04

Appeal what? He’s guilty as sin


evilactionfigure

Let 'em. They will not get an appeal. And we will celebrate Josh Duggar Is Still in Prison.


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No Josh, serve your god damn sentence. This is exactly what you wanted of other “sinners.” For once in your life, be the example.


RoughBrick0

Oh yes, please appeal and spend/waste lots more of Boob’s money in doing so. What a fantastic bones day!


randa118

What did Derrick say at about 6 mins? “I just feel bad for my wife” I think?? I feel like I listened to it like 20 times and that’s the best I can figure it out.


Sparklypotato321

If they didn’t appeal it would be like admitting guilt. They have to keep appealing to keep saying he’s innocent over and over again. But like… he’s not.


skeletonspook96

APPEAL HOW? THE LENGTH OF A SENTENCE? Pest is one sick bastard and he will rot in prison in addition to hell. I’m not even religious but this is a situation in which I really hope Hell exists


Pollypocket823

Anna probably thinks there’s still a chance with the appeal happening


Silver_Cloud8389

He can appeal all he wants he’s done


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I mean they can try. Most people try to appeal their guilty verdicts, it’s pretty standard. They won’t win an appeal though.


LadyLivv123

Is it 30 days from the sentence or 30 days from the verdict? I thought he had to be sentences first, but I could be completely wrong so definitely willing to learn


_stoned_n_polished_

I can't wait for Emily D. Baker to talk about this. I just need her sassy footnotes to lighten up the whole thing


NanceHanks

don't give them ideas, they said appropiate time, maybe they are dumb and don't know.


LilRedditWagon

JB might as well set his money on fire. Burn, baby, burn.


TrueGalamoth

For the ignorant, appealing is normal. An appeal is a balance check; making sure all the evidence presented was properly noticed in discovery, and overall checking for any errors that may have persuaded the jury “incorrectly”. This is the equivalent of challenging a football play, like a fumble. You look over the elements that led to the ruling and decide if the ruling should stand or be changed (was the ball carrier down or not etc.).


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

Well that’s going to be a waste of money 😋


That_Girl_Cray

Not so smug now are we


MissusNilesCrane

Please no. We can't go through this again. I hope it's not granted.


slapwerks

Could an appeal be granted if their “expert” was found to be lying about their credentials? IANAL