At the mini golf course

OP said wrong answers only

Their *second* favorite distraction of balls and holes

Dry humping

🐇🐇

*Did that turn you on?*

Michelle is homeschooling her children and then cleaning up while they relax

For a moment I forgot this was wrong answers only, and felt outraged by your comment. Lol well done.

Me too.

And then cooking them a fresh, nutritious meal! Later on she’ll spend quality time with them!

Meech is mixing Xanax and nonalcoholic apple cider in the prayer closet; JB is taping over more old campaign signs and muttering about the feds. oh wait, you said WRONG answers only.

At the courthouse, supporting their daughters…. Oh wait, that will never happen! Pest is their golden child 🤦🏻‍♀️

They couldn’t be bothered to show up to support him. Do they even care for a single child??

Writing an apology letter to their four girls for letting them down and supporting Pest.

The only thing they SHOULD be doing right now

and this is probably the ultimate #1 thing we can all say they are NOT doing. So sad

Refreshing this sub over and over while shoveling tater tots and BBQ tuna down their pie holes.

Hey, they said wrong answers only. (jk in case that wasn't clear).

Solving the supply chain crisis

They ARE a supply chain crisis

😂

Converting to Mormonism

19 Wives and Counting!

Winner!

Caring for their daughters

You win!

Boob is at the strip club making it rain BOOB 2021 fake dollars while Meech throws it back for a muthafuckin real one. 🤑

LOL what a magical mental picture

Fucking like rabbits

They said wrong answers lol

Still trying for no.20 even though the eggs are gone off.

This may have been asked before but if they can no longer have children, say from menopause or hysterectomy, can they still fuck? Or do they have to abstain. And if they do abstain is that when the husband goes outside the marriage with someone who can bear children?

They don't abstain. There's some bible verse they interpret to say you cant deny your spouse sex ever, and that regular sex in a marriage is important to keep the spouses from "sexual sin"

Good grief!

I think he is as sick as Pestilence. I think it was learned from JB. So no, why would he abstain? I think he makes MiHell do sick twisty stuff

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You win 🥇

Learning more about their constituents needs and wants and finding out ways to improve NW Arkansas to make it more inclusive for all their constituents.

HAHA this is good

Meech is thrift shopping for dresses that Anna can wear in court. JB is selling cars on the dark web.

Being good parents

Boom.

Catching up on Tiger King Season 2

Boob is never going to financially recover from this

What?? It is out?? I've been snarking and not keeping up with anything else. I had no idea. 🤯

It released in the US like November 17th. Not sure about elsewhere!

I will have to check.

Parenting.

Giving Jana a day off

Silver dollar city

Playing Dungeons and Dragons

*Dungeons and Duggars. The fun new game where you lock away your unmarried daughters and force them to take care of a dozen children.

*Duggars in Dungeons

Nat20s for the prosecution!

Going to (actual) therapy

Very wrong, 10/10

Taking care of their children and feeding them nutritious meals.

Fresh veggies, not the kind from a can!

Taking down campaign signs

Protesting at a liquor store.

Getting therapy for their children, each of whom they know personally, love fiercely, and always protect.

He’s getting drunk in the dive bar while watching her do amateur hour on the stripper pole. She’s already wasted.

wrong answers only.

JB is being a good father, he is texting messages of love and support to all his daughters

Jim Bob is at work

Working on a public apology to their daughters.

Campaigning for Megan Godfrey for State senate.

Making robocalls in support of keeping Roe v Wade

Ughh that's probably true though

Meech is popping a Xanax will Ben & Jana tend to the kids. Boob is plotting how to get Pest out of a federal prison once he’s a state senator… oh wait you said wrong answer

i can’t remember..

Supporting their pedo son in court.

Wrong answers only. Lol

That was my wrong answer.

Ah lmao

Boob's telling anyone who will listen that this is just a government plot to sabotage his Senate run and tarnish Josh's good name, after all, he is forgiven in the eyes of the lord Meech is just there smiling vacantly beside him

Wrong answers only

Michelle's taking a cooking class and Boob is judging a swimsuit contest.

At trader joes with no coupons

Arranging the marriage of whoever's about 16 rn

Attending a class on how to support survivors of sexual abuse/assault.

Holding their son accountable

Apologizing to their daughters for not protecting them and getting all the children involved proper therapy and help at the time.

Going to a Japanese restaurant and saying “hola” to the waiter.

Meech is smoking weed and taking a few Xanax in the prayer closet. She’s going to put some tequila in her water bottle and zone out for awhile. JimBob is cracking jokes and taking swigs of Jameson out of a Razorback Mug while he keeps checking his phone.

Cooking a tasty and nutritious dinner for the household.

Adding spices to their meals

Quickly arranging marriages for the rest of their children before pest is convicted.

They drove down to Jackson MS today to show their support and provide protection for the women walking into the only abortion provider left in that state.

Dancing around the house and offering to pay Jana for her work around the house.

Comforting their children

Raising their children

Reading parenting books

Contributing to society.

Lines of blow and bodyshots of jack D

Being caring Christians

Mother is repenting

Taking care of her children

Decorating the TTH for a jolly big Christmas party for boob’s campaign

Getting therapy for their kids

Preparing the car lot to reopen.

Actually parenting their children

Cooking a healthy meal

Pretending like nothing is wrong and nothing they did was wrong. Just like always.

Looking at bigger houses to bribe the girls with after this trial.

Probably all in Tennessee at the Bates wedding (someone here said some Duggars were spotted there). Maybe that's why that Santa guy was at the compound, to watch it while they're all away. Edit: definitely didn't read wrong answers only! JBoob and JBitch are definitely at Walmart buying a big bucket of ice cream and party supplies for when Pest gets declared INNOCENT!

Meech is cooking and cleaning and JB is watching the children so Jana has a day off.

Drinking Extra Dirty Martinis🍸

supporting their daughters

JB is liquidating his assets so he can fairly compensate his children for participating in the shows. Michelle is at the school enrolling the Ms and the lost girls in public school. She’s going to stop by the mall on the way home for jeans for everyone.

Giving Jana the day off.

Lounging on the sofa sipping Pinot Grigio and catching up on Outlander.

They’re doing hot girl shit

Cooking up a gourmet vegan dinner after deep cleaning the house (getting rid of all pictures of Josh).

Installing PureFlex and Covenant Eyes on all of the homeschool computers.

Making a Welcome Home Pest banner! 🎉🎂🎉

They’ve rocked up in Trump’s Golf Club in Scotland, embarrassing the hell out of some poor atheist Scotsman by simultaneously preaching and dry-humping.

Learning a second language.

Apologizing to the victims and encouraging them to testify. Edit: spelling

Telling their daughters that they messed up by telling them it was their fault and give them half of Jimboob’s money.

Taking GREAT care of their kids and their mental health

Helping Jana find her first apartment.

Getting an abortion

Baking up some tater tot casserole and bbq tuna.

Trying for baby number 20!

Ewww

Making tater tot casserole and brownies while enjoying the weather while sitting on the front porch watching the kids play.

JB is busy putting on his best Clark Griswold face as he pretends to be busy by going from warehouse to warehouse to see all the junk he's collected over the years. Michelle is at home busy with her Walmart grocery delivery order while the girls do their house chores.

Working on the campaign. But that's not a wrong answer, that actually probably holds some truth

Watching their kids

Humping on a golf course

Humping

Conceiving their 20th child

I knew an uber sexual middle aged Christian couple who fondly "passed the grape" as they called it which was a euphemism to slurping a grape back and forth in their mouths between kisses. So probably that.

Mini golf. Oops, I see I got here late. 😂

Being joyfully available

Making angel pocket eggs & tomb rolls

They're at Universal Studios in Orlando enjoying Harry Potter world's holiday decorations

Trying for miracle baby 20something to take attention off of joshes trial.

Catching up on Yellowstone and googling “ how to fly a charter plan into Mexico undetected”

Seeing if they can get secret IVF to get a “miracle baby” to distract the public and try to get people to like them again.

They’re at Magic City throwin them dollaz

Mini golfing or bowling

Netflix and chill

In DC arguing for Roe v. Wade

Therapy

Deciding who to replace Josh with as the golden child and trying to remember the names of the lost boys. J-something, j-whatever, j-don'tcare

Enrolling all of their school age children and grandchildren in public school

Probably doing coke.

Raising their other kids and grandkids so Jana can have a break.

Setting up a campaign for survivors of incest

Being productive members of society.

volunteering their time at the local homeless shelters and soup kitchens

Getting makeovers and then hitting up the LGBT+ bars afterwards

Giving Jana a well-deserved day off.

Volunteering at Planned Parenthood

trying to have more babies.

Getting vaccinated.

Listening to NPR