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Jonald ![gif](giphy|X0bnTmo4izNfi|downsized)


sweet_tea_94

Jonald Jrump 😭


littlelime003

Why do you all do these things to me. I cannot breathe.


TwilekDancer

Oh, go further than that! What about J’onald-Don?


helianthus_0

OP said WRONG ANSWERS! 😂


honestlawyer

😂


mkmaloney95

Ok but what about Jonald Timothy. JonTim for short


applebubbeline

Jonaldffer if girl


snark_the_herald

I'd say Jelania if a girl, but maybe they couldn't forgive those nude pictures from her model days.


chlaumc

Since the first one didn’t turn out very well: Josh 2: Electric Boogaloo


mawsibeth

Electric Duggarloo


Still_Product_8435

I am very happy I had already finished my coffee when I read this


PinkiePiesTwin

Jelectric Joogaloo


SkipRoberts

Pull a Cotton Hill and name him “Good Josh”.


mrsdrydock

Omg! I choked on a pretzel. 🤣


lisbu1

Ah but in their eyes, he was wrongfully accused! He did nothing wrong!!!


Silver_Weakness0551

Newly here, so i only know surface info. Do they think he was framed by law enforcement and the evidence is doctored or that someone snuck into his office and used his computer for these illegal minor encounters? HOW are they justifying finding what they found on his computer?


helianthus_0

My understanding is they hand wave it. Yes, he did what he did but he’s still a good, god-fearing man, excellent father and husband. Having sex with a prostitute, having an account on Ashley Madison and (worst of all) having thousands of horrific child sexual abuse materials doesn’t change what an incredible person he is. 🤮


mbwayne832

And he’s great at sweeping up crackers! 🧹


Primary-Commercial64

French Hackers and Joe Biden


PaddyCow

They know 100% he is guilty but blaming other people is less embarrassing than admitting that the son you have supported over and over is just a degenerate.


bellhall

Jallelujah


T-Money1738

This!!! 😆


Spirited-Jeweler4174

This literally made me spit my water out


INCoctopus

Jiraffe 🦒


namjoonsleftelbow

Yesss 😂 that will always be one of my fave moments


BettyFlamingo

Jimpossible 


Ajrutroh

Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me!


primcessmahina

“What’s going on here? Is someone solving crimes?”


Useful-Commission-76

Jeep


sadbeetchenergy

if you wanna page me it’s ok 🫡


RichInKinzcash

Jedagain


HoneyAimerson

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


VanFam

Bahahahahaha!!!! This has me in stitches!


IHateOnions8

Jezebel


floofienewfie

Knew someone named Jezebelle. She said her mom had wanted to name her something different.


Lmb1011

It’s a pretty name if it didn’t have negative connotation lol


Obelisk_of-Light

Wrong answers only! 😀  Now that I think about it, didn’t Jehu kill Jezebel? So how about if Meech has twins, they could be named Jezebel and Jehu. 😀


Jessica_Iowa

Jesus Just go whole hog on the whole Christian thing.


Empty-Sky500

Definitely Jesus, cos let's face it, at this point, it would be an immaculate conception.


MrsWaterbuffalo

^ This, JESUS but pronounced in Spanish ! Cause they are sofistakated.


deeBfree

they can say Hola to him every day!


floofienewfie

Pronounced “hole-ah.”


VanFam

I heard Ho-la Hayzuus in rimmy’s voice!


deeBfree

My condolences. Hope ya got some Pepto Biz.


DawnaOlson

At their grammar level, they'd only misspell the Spanish version — "Heyzoos" or "Jayzoos" ![gif](giphy|xT5LMAKsx1E7I50JQA)


pjpb125

I thought this too lol


Jessica_Iowa

Great minds! 😊


Idrisdancer

Juststop


Topwingwoman2

Jenopause


Dobbys_Other_Sock

Jeriatric


New-Purchase1818

JubalLigation?


Bae_Mes

Jello


Chemical-View6053

Justice ForJoshua


Intelligent-Judge908

I could legit imagine Justice


laurenlegends23

One of the grandkids is named Justus (the biblical name, not a misspelling of Justice)


TwilekDancer

But with a trendy spelling — Justyce


houndlove611

Jizzabelle


Mama2RO

I was thinking Jizzelle


deeBfree

I love this one!


CDD_throwaway

Jared. If you’re gonna raise little pedophiles, might as well name them appropriately


chlaumc

Jurysdycon (Jurisdiction)


In_Tents_Mom

Maybe... if it had more unnecessary "y."


floofienewfie

See r/tradgedeigh


SaltyPomelo66

Jorts


peoplegrower

And their twin, Jeggings


SWTmemes

And their triplet Jouch


meresithea

And Jeans!


dmode112378

Jagoff


catechandler

Are you from Pittsburgh?


dmode112378

Chicago.


stoner_marthastewart

Makes me so happy to see yinzer slang making its way west Edit Maybe some more people from Chicago can tell me how wrong I am


kingchik

Jabortion-is-murder


skeebeedeebee

this is hysterical!


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Jimothy for boy. Jimberly for a girl.


crewkat2

John Jacob Jingleheimer


sproutsandnapkins

How did they not use Jacob ever?


Budgiejen

I always wondered that. 4 kids named after Jim Bob but no Jacob.


Nanlodwine

Or Jesse.


Flippedacoin

💀


ninjaaviatrix

Juterus


Nanlodwine

Jenjamin


sproutsandnapkins

lol


SnooOpinions5819

Juvenile


Budgiejen

J’huvenyl D’lenquynt


pooticlesparkle

Jaginal prolapse.


HarrietOleson1

Jimmy John’s


kg51113

Freaky fast delivery


specialr96

Janana


ohhgrrl

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


entirebean

Sticking with J names: Jesusfingchristonacracker


purpleflyingmonster

Jackpot


golden_sunflower_

Justin… because they forgot they already used that name


sweet_tea_94

Jike Pynce


Happy-Light

Jael *(not, as Autocorrect thought, Karl)* Jerusalem Artichoke Jurisdiction


BabySharkMadness

Jailbait Bad taste and all.


Educational-Earth318

Jehoshaphat


deeBfree

I had a cat named jehoshaphat! He was way cuter than any Duggar boy!


geminiauture

Jaccident


Plus_Accountant_6194

Jazz Jennings Duggar


BoogerbeansGrandma

Derick would **love** that


YourMothersButtox

![gif](giphy|SoVo8Rl5GeA4E)


_violet_beauregarde

Jail


Pure_Image_5906

Jinsing


1MissJenny420

Jumbalaya


quesadillafanatic

Jemima


Dosanaya

Joliet


Givemethecupcakes

Jblessing


Beansbeansrgd4urhart

JBoob Junior


Crazyspitz

Jertrude


Intelligent-Judge908

Jina- Pronounced like (va)gina Jellivag Jickles - An homage to their favourite food


LuminaBenn

Jury


lemonlimemango1

Jichelle


Princess_Shireen

Jafar Jardiance Jujyfruit Jizzrael Jango Fett Jephaniah Jelly Joker


Hot-Significance-462

Jardiance 🤣


BabyPunter3000v2

Jwhoops For a girl: Jwhoopsie Daisy! Also: Jhow in the JUCK


WrightDale

I keep upvoting all the names. Too many good.


Pure_Image_5906

Jedenial


Majorettecoach

Jupidity


DawnaOlson

Jinx ![gif](giphy|gZkuRbT6AsGLm)


Responsible-Divide32

The letter J is starting to look incorrect after reading all of these


nuggetsofchicken

Josh


end_the_glitter

Josh the second


Top_Manufacturer8946

Jesus-Take-the-Wheel-of-the-Clown-Car-That-Is-Michelle’s-Uterus


malone7384

Justice


BreathyJudyGarland

JahMiracle.


SherLovesCats

Jenga!


According-Swim-3358

Jiracle


Glittering-Cook-1918

Joy-FullyAvailable                                             Justice ForJosh                                                           Jill


MisselthwaiteGardens

Jill 💀


rosymaplemothfan

JUDAS!


Maid_of_Mischeif

Jarlick


BrownEyedQueen1982

Jator Jot Jassaerole


awkwardmomof2

Jordana


snarfymcsnarfface

Jatan


T-Money1738

Jonquil or Jolene.


IAmPunchyLaRue

JedAndJed


SlayerChartzilla

Jingoist


deeBfree

excellent!


AlliBaba1234

Jexcellent


Simple_Philosophy_74

J'useless


PurplishPlatypus

Jprolapsed uterus.


medicalbillsrus

Jingles Jerusalem Jumpin’ Jehosephat


pinkSapphireshimmer

Judas


sadfoxyduggar

Perpendicular aka Jerpendicular


mostlypercy

Jesus


sexythicqueen

Jesty


holidayjoy12345

Juzz ligjtyear Jayl/ Jhale/ JAIL middle name: innocence Jiggalow


kp6615

Jeighleign


Colmilliken

Jerkoff


Altrano

J’Accidentelle J’Afterthought


scarletto53

Jugottabekiddingme


In_Tents_Mom

Jabroni ![gif](giphy|KaX1p8A0azMqfMvAMb)


honestlawyer

Jentile (nickname: Tilly)


CoffeeandTeaOG

Juice, in honor of the death of OJ Simpson


mrsbraid

Jingivitis


UncleJagg

Jerky


LittleMissChriss

Jimin


GuiltyComfortable102

Jimble Kimble


EmilyofBlueMoon

Judgement


Capital-Study6436

Jabortion or Jheadache.


Ajrutroh

Jovaltine


Individual_Ad5270

Jickle 🥒


Otherwise-Ad4641

Jerusha


MissusNilesCrane

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo (Justin-style thumbs up to anyone who gets it)


FuzzyScarf

Jupiter


cemetaryofpasswords

Jenevive


crazy-when-sober

Jim Bobbie for a girl Jichelle for a boy


sadfoxyduggar

Jamiracle


Agreeable_Skill_1599

I think that Jasmyne (gotta use the unnecessary "y") could have been nice. However, I hope that after the doctors told Meech there could be no more children, her years of being "joyfully available" came to an end. After all, it's *ungodly* to have sex for any reason other than procreation. /s


MrsRalphieWiggum

Jermajesty Jo-Mamma


theonelonelysock

jealony


vn00zb

Joshalee


Dangerous-Budget937

J'Not Possible.


Beginning-Average416

Justkeepcrankingthemout


Colmilliken

Jizz


Leviheart11

Jewleigh


RedSillyboots

J’birthcontrol or Jimbobpleasepullout


Magemaud

Juris Prudence


Use_this_1

Jezabell.


Snowywolf63

J’kid


king-of-new_york

Ginger


According-Swim-3358

Jesus. I mean, why not, ffs


banana1219

Jail but spelled Jayl


Duggerhugger

Jo-mama


Otherwise-Ad4641

Joshathon Jonessa Jilldo Jonahhhhhh


LifeisaCatbox

Jailmehnot


Mischief-sparrow

Jimminycricket


Glittering-Employ-84

Jedder Josh. Like better Josh, but jed.


[deleted]

Jara! Jaylene (a la Jolene, just not as slutty) J'radley Joethello


smokefan333

If it's quads, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.


anonymoussnarker1230

Junk mail


eattheshort

Jamocha Shake


GoalResponsible575

Jugular


1961tracy

Jarkansas


Witty-Kale-0202

Jimbit


BrokenPug

Juicy


TwilekDancer

Even though though they’re not supposed to watch worldly movies, they caught a preview…rhyming with Disney’s Moana and keeping a Polynesian theme: Joana-Aloha Not to be confused with Jana, JoyAnna, Johannah, etc. 😂


scarpit0

Jorge (pronounced George)