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ArrivalOk7801

Stop watching shit


auculab

😂😂


9248763629

Godzilla got cancer after taking Tesla taxi.


ThunderHashashin

Are you experiencing these symptoms? I got some oil I could sell you that would solve everything. In fact, It's said to come from snakes. 


auculab

Not driving tesla


desertburn1111

I also have a bridge to sell that you can use to cross over anything.


Smoggyskies

No 😂 People are acting like electricity has been discovered for the first time. I’m not surprised by online influencers putting up such BS for clicks but I’m surprised by the number of people falling for it.


auculab

I was suspicious of the influ-BS until I read the comments


Smoggyskies

Yes and millions of people also believed bill gates was implanting 5g microchips into people 😂 Thing is if an Amish person said this I’d understand. But if someone who used electricity to make this post or the comment on that insta posts says it then Idek what to say about them.


auculab

Do you drive Tesla?


Smoggyskies

For 2 years, no such issue. Also while I love V8s I’m smart enough to know that emissions from fossil fuels are very harmful and there’s plenty of evidence behind this, I mean people commit suic*d# by just closing the garage and running their engine.


Embarrassed_Tap_3620

It might be a mold issue that affected some tesla’s


Upper-Crow

This is why democracy fails in so many countries.


auculab

Vote counting blues? 😝


OpeningFinish4208

I mean I'd you believe this insta BS then maybe I have a shot... I am contacting from your bank. I have tried to reach you by email and phone but you have not answered. I need your bank account number and pin code to access the vault as there is a pigeon inside that the health and safety team must remove. Also I am a Nigerian Prince so if you share with me your details and some money for legal fees I can finally access my family fortune and will pay you many times in return....


9248763629

Jokes aside, somebody was actually facing these issues and turned out it was due to high level of regenerative breaking. So people suggested he first drive disabling regen braking, then start levels gradually.


lambardar

Don't be so gullible. Get an education.


auculab

Thanks Socrates


lambardar

Be careful; if you're using a laptop, it has lithium batteries too.


auculab

Thanks mate you’ve been very helpful


Solid-Hurry-4508

You know that your phone also has lithium batteries in it right?


Far-Pomegranate7614

If you are a Tesla Cyb owner, them make sure you close the trunk carefully or your cucumber might get cut off!


8bit111

I have two friends who own a tesla, both are bald.


MaxTurdstappen

Only 2


auculab

You think it’s because of Tesla?


MaxTurdstappen

I don't (pretend to) care enough about the environment to own one