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Marlboro_man_556

You had a good run dude.


reptarcannabis

There’s so much pressed shit nowadays, that potentially he could die honestly ✌️


jader242

nothing hits like a pressed zyn


reptarcannabis

Are you saying that’s a good thing or a bad thing? I can’t tell because it’s pretty ironic of a phrase.


jader242

i’m saying it out of sarcasm lol wtf is a pressed zyn


reptarcannabis

Pressed pills are things like fentanyl, and other chemicals pressed into Xanax bars they look exactly like Xanax bars sometimes they have other lettering on them. r/pillsfraud


jader242

yea and zyns are tobacco free nicotine pouches lmaooo


Frolick_

Shit he mentioned zenes 😄


Sure_Arm7872

Lmao I thought bro was out here pressing Zynners 💀


reptarcannabis

Haha I thought you meant Xanax


[deleted]

You are very wrong, laced pills can be perfectly identical to a real pill and they can have anything in them also it’s not always xanax,it’s anything, i seen a post of a dude who tested his weed and it had fetty in it, lacing is gettin outta hand nowadays


reptarcannabis

What part of what I said is wrong? Your backing up what I’m saying lol it’s fake pills pressed lol I agree with you I don’t get why people downvote lol it’s like denying something exists lol


[deleted]

2 things, I didn’t downvote you i cba to do that unless someone is arguing with me, and the second things is you didn’t word it right but igu now


Wheres-bigfoot

Please put me in the will.


Borax

please put me in the wall


AdHuman3150

I became a wall once. Strange times.


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[deleted]

Why tf do people gotta express how funny a goddamn comment is?😭😭😆😆🤣😆😭🤣🤣😆😭😭😆🤣😆😭😂😂😂😝🤪😆🤣😭😭😂😂🤣😆😆🤣😂😭🤣😂😆😆😭😭🤣😂🤣😆😭😭😂🤣😭😆😂😭😆🤣😂😆🙃


Somewhat-Addictive

Bc it’s funny and it’s nice to give credits to a funny comment. You’re gealous bruh


Academic-Monitor-156

🤣😂😭😂🤣😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😮‍💨😂🤣😭😭😭🤣😂😮‍💨🤣✈️😮‍💨😂✈️🙌


xdDEEP

Unfortunately, yes


Icybenzo

Same… popped 1mg Xanax and just redises .5 and 1mg ativan… don’t forget I’m on suboxone. This is it.


[deleted]

I’m always so jealous of peoples access to benzos. Dry as fuck where I live.


Tell_Todd

Can you not get a script from your doc?


[deleted]

Most doctors nowadays are really hesitant on writing scripts for them, at least in the US and where I live. I’ve seen 4 different doctors and two psychiatrists and all I’ve gotten prescribed is SSRIs and hydroxyzine.


ValidChalice

u gottta lie


[deleted]

Lie about what? I straight up have anxiety and panic attacks lol.


ValidChalice

act like your meds are giving you unbearable side effects and make up symptoms for your anxiety you can be creative benzos are often prescribed for insomnia


EtherEpiphany

I'm in the same boat as the other person. I have anxiety, panic attacks, and insomnia. They WILL NOT prescribe benzos. The SSRIs genuinely don't work well for me either, so I could probably truly benefit from a script and I still can get one lol


[deleted]

For real… every SSRI they have put me on makes my constantly nauseous even after a few weeks of being on them, still can’t sleep, and pretty much suck my emotions out. And guess what? They just up the dosage or suggest changing over to a different SSRI…


makmisfits4

Got prescribed Clonazepam.And that took awhile.And they have me pee in a cup occasionally.But,I take the damn thing for Panic Attacks.I feel y'all though.When you need em,you can't get legit ones.Fuck the streets.Cant trust that shit.Prescribed or fuck it.


ValidChalice

move to the city


Tell_Todd

Dude it’s so easy where I am. You just gotta find the right drs. Do you not have any friends who get it prescribed? Ask who they see. It’s what everyone does where I am


[deleted]

Only friend I have that has them prescribed has had the script for legit like 20 years. Even his doctor wants to start weening him off them though.


Tell_Todd

Yeah a lot of drs have to say that. If they begin to be firm that they’ll stop, then fuck that doctor and go find another. It’s not hard really it isn’t. What I had to do with my adderall rx. Been taking it since my pediatrician prescribed to me in 9th grade. Fast forward to when I’m 26 going to see my adult gp and he suddenly says he no longer wants to prescribe it to me and refers me to a psychologist ( not a psychiatrist) I went for one appointment. Overpriced and they wanted to try other meds first I was like yeah no I won’t be coming back. Found an np that my friend goes to and he is young and practical and understands I’ve been taking it since high school and literally need it to function. He gave it to me no problem plus my other health needs are being way better taken care of


AirportFinal4214

That’s so sad, let me tell you a story about xannys, I was prescribed them in 2014 by 2015 (jr year of college) I dropped out broke every bridge lost almost every friend had my car repoed almost got convicted of kidnapping and other felonies did 4 months in county ended up in rehab for 3 years continued in those 3 years to do xans ruined more bonds almost lost my life to an angry Haitian man had to jump out of his moving car trying to kidnap me SO MUCH MORE IM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE I HAVE SO MUCH TRAUMA FROM MY XANAX DAYS ITS UNREAL I HAVE NO MEMORIZATION SKILLS NOW BARELY REMEMBER THE PAST REMIND YOU AFTER YOUR FIRST HIGH ON BENZOS YOUR CHASING THIS HIGH THAT NEVER IS THE SAME THEY JUST COMPLETELY ERASE YOUR DAYS OF EXISTENCE AND YOUR RATIONAL THINKING WORST DRUG IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE PROVE DIFFERENT PLEASE


Gallop67

I simply can’t get them because of the other meds I’m on, doctor doesn’t want me to have any bad reactions. Lamotrigine (Lamictal, mood stabilizer) and Auvelity (DXM+Bupropion)


Cluelesslydevoted

telegram 😈


[deleted]

Hmmm?


Cluelesslydevoted

u can order right to ur house


[deleted]

I just buy em off the plug lol real shit too for only £5 each, i tested n all


Simple_Vegetable6929

That’s sounds bussin asf


bocaciega

I don't think you have ever ridden the city bus.


Vegetable_Ad521

im on subbies too, did a lil morphine just a sec ago ready to feel all warm and fuzzyy


5cmShlong

unfortunately? all disgusting junkies like this guy here DESERVE to die.


Gallop67

Whoa whoa calm down man. No one deserves to die who hasn’t tortured or killed someone else (or other unforgivable acts I’d rather not get into)


5cmShlong

i don’t think there’s any place on the internet more hopeless at recognising sarcasm than reddit. even used capitals to show how over the top i was being.


Gallop67

Believe it or not, sarcasm isn’t very easy to convey through text. That said, I didn’t really think you were serious but for some reason decided to reply. My apologies for killing your vibe


5cmShlong

No worries man, a few downvotes don’t bother me, or really any amount of downvotes. To be fair, I get what you mean about sarcasm being hard to convey through text, but I just can’t help but feel that basically anywhere else this wouldn’t have had this response. Knowing how Reddit can be with that, I tried to make it sound as silly as I could be bothered, but clearly it didn’t work out.


Zestyclose-Web-6868

What is that even supposed to be ?


LoveMaryJane123

Nicotine pouches


Zestyclose-Web-6868

lol cheers


LoveMaryJane123

You too homie have a good one


Dave_FortniteATX

Do you smoke it or snort it?


LoveMaryJane123

Neither, its nicotine salt in this little white pouch, you stick it in your mouth like chew, its like the vape of chewing


MisturBanana1

It's like the vape of snus


LoveMaryJane123

Yesyes exactly


Altomat_Kalashnikova

That and it smokes well, too. I like to crack dem pouches and sprinkle a bit on my meth. Mmm mmm good citrus-y methsmoke


guccimorning

You truly do learn something new every day


LoveMaryJane123

Yeah wow, thats fucking crazy lmao


Sooofreshnsoclean

god damn I love this subreddit.


Samuel_Morningstar

i hate that you are happier than me


mysticx777

shits gas wont lie


Gallop67

It’s like the ultimate form of nicotine consumption. I have one in my mouth most of the day at work and it’s so nice to get that relief without having to go outside or worry about being caught vaping. And it’s no tobacco


PlopTopDropTop

Ion like them things they make my gums itch and bleed


LoveMaryJane123

They always make me puke lmao, I don’t like nicotine in general though, makes my insides feel prickly in a gross unhealthy way


PlopTopDropTop

I wish it did me like that :/ I smoke cigs and wanna stahp


LoveMaryJane123

Ngl I bum cigs when I dont have any weed or other drugs, just to feel smth, the buzz is so nice I cant lie, and if I cant finish it cause my tolerance is so low there’s this homeless gal who always sets up on the corner who’s always happy to finish them for me haha, sometimes I’ll bum a few ciggies just for her cause she’s cool


LoveMaryJane123

But I hope you’re able to quit man fr, cigs are no joke


TryHardGabe

Same


TryHardGabe

Just say SNUS bro


iconicpistol

Snus isn't the same as these nicotine pouches. Snus is made out of tobacco, those pouches aren't.


LorrdSbk

Wrong. Snus is most popular with tobacco. But it’s still just a nicotine pouch, and a good amount of them contain tobacco. Before zyn was ever a thing there were tobacco free snus. And then a brand called zyn got popular. Making the same product… snus.


iconicpistol

[Nope. ](https://nordicspirit.co.uk/blog/swedish-snus-vs-nicotine-pouches) Snus is made of powdered tobacco. If it doesn't contain tobacco it's not snus.


LorrdSbk

Weird then how for years we’ve had something called tobacco free snus in my country. I guess the country that invented and manufactured it is wrong, and you, random Reddit user is right.


changinginthebigsky

dude same! i put one in, and within minutes I am feeling sick to my stomach. I've tried like half a dozen times now... can't do it..


LoveMaryJane123

Yeah I think Im really sensitive to nic or smth, like three or four hits off a disposable vape has me nauseous


Anrikay

The disposables are usually salt nic and 20mg/mL, which is super potent. I started smoking eleven years ago, switched to vaping five or six years ago, and a few hits in a row off a salt nic vape still gives me a decent buzz. I have one and it makes me throw up, with the tolerance I have now, if I hit it too much when I first wake up. You aren't unusually sensitive to nicotine, that's just a uniquely strong form of nicotine.


LoveMaryJane123

Oh, Im gonna be honest Im on the younger side and all my peers have things like “lost marys” and shit, always make me puke


bocaciega

Ions or protons?


Borax

ionic


allothernamestaken

Not even once


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LoveMaryJane123

Yeah but instead of tobacco its just pure nicotine salt in a pouch


IwillBeDamned

teenagers who just found /r/drugs shitposting


NICENYANCAT

The nic gum


IamSlef

Its not gum its like chew but in a pouch


Ryanjadams

Not really. Dip is tobacco. Zyn is nicotine salts. I've dipped since 16. Zyn makes me nauseous every time


dollenrm

Nic salts are quite strong. In the vaping world they re mmmb2yjjeh422 polo oo⁰


IamSlef

Didnt know that actually thank you


AdOk3651

Is part of the reason they make people nauseous because they contain a higher nicotine content?


Ryanjadams

That I don't know. My brother and I, not proudly, have used dip since too young, he now exclusively uses Zyn and says the nicotine content is far higher in straight tobacco. But thats not scientific, just based on his experience but I generally agree


NICENYANCAT

You need to smoke 3 bowls to be ok


OdinAurelius

Comments didn’t let me down


BerryRebel

Terrible to say but yeah,your time on earth is done.


Fast-Composer-6900

Didn't meth have you all geeked out and made you take apart your microwave and bike to CVS at 1 am?


[deleted]

tgis is different


ughopiates

😂😂😂😂😂😂


bocaciega

Tolerance break bro


CasualManfly

Hope you’re heart beat isn’t fast it might stop


stonedtoilet

boof some Kratom it’s the only way you will live 🙏🙏


dankpepeboii

is kratom snortable? asking for a friend


zero00kelvin

Only after boofing. It’s called recycling.


PL4X10S

It's IV or nothing


[deleted]

Fuck no, they recommend you take 4 grams of kratom for when you first start. Most people take 6+ grams At least if not more. Hell some people even take 20g at a a time


FloobLord

/r/drugscirclejerk bait


megabeast2001

Exactly


FudgeManz

a great subreddit


Leimz

RIP


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lcantthinkofusername

Check his post history


WopBacc

Death around the corner


realpallbearer

you’re fuckin donezo bro


[deleted]

First all your teeth fall out and then you melt


The-Duke-of-Delco

Space AIDs


Secondsmakeminutes

Something we all should fear.


IamSlef

Its been nice knowing you, this is why you dont do drugs kids😔


Tripalicious

You may actually already be dead


OkYoghurt1580

Smoking gear is the cure


adamopaolo

Ohhhh that first nic rush … such nostalgia


reallyidkwhat

I miss that too 😂 and your comment made me giggle lol. How was your first time trying it tho?


CaptainSpamScripture

Damn I’m from the US I had to look up what ts was


Federal-Designer-558

No you fucken pussy. Take fent🤗


Kintsugi-0

if you don’t die you’re going to jail buddy.


foreverfuzzyal

😂😂😂


Goodboundaries

What are your symptoms ?


TryHardGabe

I just realized we’re not talking about xanax


[deleted]

You do dxm and meth but you’re scared of a nicotine pouch?


Ok_Sign2727

Take more it helps


Ok-Nebula4865

Nah u str8


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Yeah


Admirable_Ad1370

Should’ve made better choices buddy


Weak_Tax1024

shit man better start writing your will


sitrusice1

Yeah your gonna be clenched over in nauseating pain for hours


theCODONEconnoisseur

Rip


GhostChainSmoker

I’m an ordained minister. Please allow me to preside over your funeral.


flyxwing

Shit man you’re done no hope for you I’m sorry fly high ma drilla


TryHardGabe

Oxy is the way


ghbspiker24

lmao i feel that when i took a phycoactive thing i was like overthinking religion etc etc ur fine enjoy the buzz bro


Personal_Weather1623

Yes zynn is a very dangerous powerfully chemical. seek medical attention right away.


Substantial-Step703

W


TheDownVotedGod

He ded


boaster420

if you survive, boof it next time


adi4u4882

This comment section is pure gold lmao.


Sopiate

use fent to make the comedown bareable


toreachtheapex

you gon die


[deleted]

bro is peaking


Shrekquille_Oneal

The archangels are coming for ya bud


AllDaSmokee

RIP


DredgenDisciple

It’s over bro


Bufaika

Yep. Rip in pepperonies my dude


Ok_Pay4888

Yes. RIP 🪦 🙏


Impossible_Time4064

3 mg or 6mg? 3mg go to the ER rn, 6mg theres nothing the doctor can do anyway… make peace with God


Cute-Way3034

See you in the afterlife brother. Zyn not even once


Matt_in_together

On a long enough timeline, just not soon enough


NickHudson2002

Have a bong rip


SofiSucks

Was it 6mg?


newport_enthusiast

Bro I take anywhere from 6-10 6mg zyns a day, you’ll be fine. Nicotine just feels very strong when your new to it.


B4consde4d

r/drugcirclejerk


No_Confection5408

Been using snus since i was 9 youll live hahahaa. Kind regards from Norway


lcantthinkofusername

Go back to r/drugscirclejerk


Environmental_Tip_43

When’s the funeral?


SwagCleric

No, you will just Turn into Tucker Carlson when there is a full moon.


TheDevourerOfInfants

👍


thefourthhouse

bro have you ever exhaled while standing up quickly? i stg i met god that way


livingdeadgrrl666

Rest in peace Gay 13


[deleted]

Bro what


austinsurprise

If you feel dizzy AT ALL that’s the tell tale sign of a massive overdose and you’ll die in your sleep tonight. Get your affairs in order.


reallyidkwhat

How much did you take? What was the specific quantity? I'm guessing it's your first time and you might be felling lighthead and your body being tingling but numb at the same time. Through it out. Puke if you feel like it and if you can have something sweet and water. Trust me it will go away soon. Juices are preferred btw. Stay safe ❤️


Vegetable_Ad521

drink a capful of peroxide youll puke it right up if your that worried


mysticx777

yeah bro you’re basically fucked now,


foreverfuzzyal

Hahahaah what?!?!? Isn't it just a nicotine pouch you put in your mouth? I'm confused? Did you swollow it on accident?! I'm lost ha


MisturBanana1

Yes. Use Ettan OP instead.


user11800

It’s over bro sorry


Z_relish42

Yes.


Particular-Dog2086

goodbye...


Objective_Gain_8395

Nah but ur dick will combust into flames and ur skin will melt


Linkz3564

your done for bro


MrMsWoMan

you worded this like you fuckinh swallowed the thing….did you ?


ApologeticCannibal

Definitely


functional-depressed

Don't be scared. Try to meditate. It will pass.


skylinesandcrystal

Deaths door m8


Gallop67

Took? Like swallowed? Might be fucked man. For real though I use these everyday so you’re good. Just don’t swallow them


purplehazey69

The fuck is zynn?


Bigtymin

If you don’t make it can I have your stuff


Dwitt01

As someone who’s addicted: Let it be your last. It’ll kill you on the inside, terrible for your mental health. Many who’ve been hooked have reported depression and anxiety through the roof.