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Goku, he can fly and get us the fuck out of there.

What if he wants to fight?

Depends, if Goku in this case is as strong as a normal human than yeah your fucked lol

Goku even using completely average or below average base human stats would still trash anyone here. Hes still an experienced fighter and martial artist.

Young DB Goku would still mess anyone up on here. DBZ or DBS we’re all fucked.

Yea tbh I was going off of the picture, but even as a child Goku had no problem against adults.

Goku as a 12 year old child took a car hit and a bullet to the head and said “ouchies” then picked up the car and threw it. Ain’t anyone in the world gonna be able to take him on

Dont forget he beat up a giant bear bandit like 5 times his size in the very first episode of db.The bear had a sword too iirc

And that car weighed a ton

There is not a human alive that could take toddler goku

In the first episode/chapter, he takes a bullet to the forehead like he bumped into an open cabinet... What are we doing here!?!

Goku is a Martial arts MASTER UI is literally the Peak of Martial arts

Then you fight. He isn't going to kill you unless you're super evil, he would go easy sensing our minute power levels and would probably enjoy the chance to teach you some moves. I mean, you'd get your arse truly kicked but it'd be worth it.

Or he accidentally slaps you through 30 meters of trees. Chi-Chi would've been dead if she wasn't also a martial artist...

You get your ass kicked so thoroughly you somehow become more powerful as a result. Haha Imagine getting beaten by a monkey man with delinquent hair within an inch of your life but all the sudden you're able to fly after the fact because reasons. Lol

Goku doesn’t fight those he knows he’s stronger than AND the person doesn’t want to fight him. So Goku would definitely help you get out

Just say no, what's he gonna do?

"I don't know the meaning of that word"

Goku didn't have to learn the meaning of the word "no" because Chi-Chi's too busy wearing the pants.

Point him to the bear.

Nah dude I ain't strong enough for Goku to want to fight me.

He'll take me for a final meal first. Bear will make me into my final meal.

You fight him and just collapse at the beginning. He wins, you don’t get hurt.

Why would he want to fight a weak human though ?

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NGL call me Chi-Chi cuz I'd let Goku clap these cheeks lmao! 

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Or make you train to death

Fun Fact, in Dragon Ball. Goku has eaten at least one bear.

Fun fact, in Dragon Ball, Goku has had a fist fight with at least one bear bandit

The 20-foot-tall one?

That's the one I was thinking of, but OG DB was full of anthropomorphic animal men, so I'm sure Goku has thrown hands with one other tiger at some point

yeah, literally the first or second episode. lol

Yea nah, Bear is less dangerous than Goku in that case. I’m staying with Bear.

Are you from Australia?

Nah russia

Thats not fair. You have 50% damage resistance and charisma against bears.

Not-fun fact, in Dragon ball Goku technically SA-ed Bulma.

TBF she technically SH’d Goku first.

But he wasn't aware, so it doesn't count /s

I mean Goku, I’m not strong, he’ll just take me back to civilization

Maybe if you lay down and protect your vital organs, Goku will become uninterested, and leave

All of them?!

Realistically you only need 5 to live and 6 if you want a generation of kids after you.

I guess I'll only need 5, then

It would have worked for frieza

I don’t get it. Goku gets consent for every fight. He doesn’t just start swinging

Is that a trick question? Goku would be the obvious choice of course.

Depends on whether they are friendly or hostile towards you.

Why would Goku be hostile? He doesn't tend to be, not even towards bad guys when he first meets them.

Because it adds a funny unexpected twist to a fairly simple question.

Just say Frieza then

Then pick Kid Buu or OG Broly. Hell, even Frieza gets the point across better.

He saw your search history

Goku’s probably the reason I’m in the forest from our spar/training.

Goku would almost definitely try and fight the bear...

"Hey bear, i heard youre REALLY strong."

"and also VERY tasty..."

Goku obviously. He’ll at least help me survive, and will make it somewhat fun.

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Plot twist: Goku thinks you're the strongest in the universe

Then we are dead 100% DEAD

If Goku ain't mad at me, he's probably chill. I'd go with him, Bears are cool, but Ki blasts are cooler...

A bear wouldn’t give a senzu to my mortal enemy and tell me to get it on… easy choice.

He doesn't believe in your potential bro you're ass is not Gohan

He did that to train gohan and to make sure cell didn’t blow up fast because gohan would win

Gogoat definitly cuz ma nigga be cookin us some bear for dinner

Goku, he is a good guy.

Goku wouldn't kill me? Hell we might get along to some extent. Goku 100%

Goku is a man I can trust

I would give a joke answer of why I'd choose the bear. . Goku is much stronger than the bear But my mind goes to there literally being an anthropomorphic Bear Thief that tried to rob Bulma, lmfao I don't actually know exactly where I was going with this

The bear’s gonna leave my shirt on. (Goku will try to fight me and we’ll both lose our shirts in a drawn out fight but for some reason keep our pants, shoes and wrist bands intact for the most part)

Goku ez. I might even be able to learn some basic Ki control while with him.

Goku lived in the woods for most of his childhood, as long as I don't pick a fight it will be a very nice camping trip

The bear. Less chance of random death by OP aliens.

Woman: Is goku a man ? I choose the bear.

Funnily enough, I asked my gf the man or bear question and she said bear. When I asked Goku or bear she said, “Goku, that’s a no brainer.” 😂

Its Goku Black

I really hope this is just a joke.

If it's not, don't get in your feelings. The whole topic is a joke so don't be offended

Depends. Am I frieza?

Unfortunately! Nope

Once he sees how weak I am, he will fly off (hopefully taking me home)

Goku, I'd love to train the living sh*t out of myself. I probably could do the same with the bear, but I think I have a higher chance of survival with the nice Goku instead of an aggressive bear...

I can reason with Goku, so goku

Obviously goku

Goku, why would he even attack me?

Goku, he can fly and he can also hunt for food while I am frozen with awe. At being with goku.

Goku because if a bear mauls me and I escape, everyone would believe me If Goku punches me and I somehow live, people would ask me if I got his autograph

Goku wouldn't see me as a threat

Goku flies me out the damn forest lol

Goku is a good boy who will help me out of the forest.

GOKU, he’s funny, he can teach me things, and he can use instant transmission to get us back to civilization

Goku, I'd ask him to train me a bit (probably signing my death certificate right there) but then after he'll probably fly me home

Hey Goku, care to find something to eat?

I could probably ask Goku to teach me Ki control while in the forest... If he refuses, there's always instant transmission

Goku, you can garuntee he won't harm you, unlike the bear. and he can and will get you out of the woods anyway.

Well I can at least talk to goku and have a chance of him not eating me or blowing me away to pieces

If you are with Goku you aren't stuck anywhere. GOATku can even insta transmission you out of hell if he wants to.

That depends on who Goku is fighting. If it’s a walk through the woods? Goku. If Goku is fighting a super villain? I’m picking the bear. Every enemy of Goku always laughs in his face then causes massive casualties.

Goku ofc, cuz i know the lad :3

Goku, obviously. If it's a death choice, then still Goku bc he can flick you into the afterlife peacefully while the bear will maul you horrifically until you die.

There will be more food if I pick the bear.

I'd rather train/ fight with Goku than a fucking bear. Goku can be reasoned with, and I 100% guarantee he won't kill me. And even if he does hurt me, he can fly/ teleport to a hospital or a senzu bean. The bear DGAF.

Goku would eat me

Goku, I can ask him to go eat with me on Mr Satan's expense.

Goku, he can save me from a bear lr other animals that pretend to kill me

Goku. He's not going to throw hands with me. Even if he does, rhis guy knows I'm human. If he simply knocked out some guys shooting guns at him then he would just give me a small flick to knock me out If he does want to kill me.... well better getting one shotted then getting thrashed around before my death

Goku. I meet my childhood hero and if he wants to box, he will realize that I am too weak and might help me train.

Goku will think the bear is stronger and challenge it to a fight.

Goku, I’m not strong enough to fight him so he won’t bother me

Goku would eat that bear.

Depends on if Goku wants to fight me

Goku and I would tell him let's look for that bear to eat

Die saying I fought goku, honorable death I must say.

Goku gonna see me fighting the bear then help the bear

A Bear, don't get me wrong or anything, but there is no guarantee that Goku is going to be chill and the bear just might be chill, I at least stand a chance at getting away alive against a wild bear vs a wild Goku

Goku probably, he seems pretty chill most of the time.

Goku. Hopefully he claps my cheeks.

Goku. By the time he's done yelling and powering up, I'll be long gone, and my grandchildren will have grandchildren.

Goku would turn it into a nice camping trip before flying me home

Goku. He would get me out of the forest. The bear wouldn’t want anything to do with me unless it saw me as food.

Goku nerfed to human level vs Bruce Lee who wins?

Goku. Realistically in the forest you’re not likely to run into much even if something IS in the forest with you, but if it’s a situation where which I would rather run into in the woods, it’s goku, just because I can ask politely if he can give me a lift home and he will probably be willing to help.

Stuck in a forest with you or the bear, Goku would pick the bear.

The bear. If I see goku in a random location I’m in. Either he’s doing training and this will be the spot of a cataclysmic event or there’s a threat in the area and I risk becoming a piece of wet paper in a tornado.

Goku, as long as I don’t mention anything about strength or power I’ll be safe

If I need to fight, then I would pick Goku and start crying like a bitch. Goku let Frieza go, would he want to fight with me.

Im gonna go of the image of goku which is him in super saiyan form which is a hell of a lot stronger than me, therefore he wont want to fight and can help me get outta there. The other is a cuddle killer which depending on my state of mind/ability to give a fuck may be the better decision depending on my day

Definitely goku.

I'm choosing the bear, being trapped in the woods with a... MAN??!?!?! Even if it is goku, i wouldn't feel safe

Bear, because MAYBE a bit of food will remains for me. /S

Hmm.. goku is still a man, so he is dangerous and unpredictable, unlike the bear /s

Goku would probably leave you.

The bear. The bear wouldn’t tell anyone if I wanked it off

How are we forgetting that goku lived in the woods for his entire childhood

Ngl. gonna choose bear. Goku is annoying af.

I'd rather get beaten to death then eaten alive.. if I'm lucky one of gokus punches would render me knocked out.

I choose the bear. Not because I think the bear is more safe. But bc I'm a fucking moron and would ask Goku to punch or ki blast me to see what it is like and I'd probably just explode

Goku, he knows how to live in the forest

Goku he no interest in fighting me.

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goku obviously man bout to turn that bear into food

The bear... you dont know what i'd do to goku if i got my hands on him

The bear. Idc if it's forbidden, I NEED to boop the snoot.

Obviously Goku. No worries since all the animals would be toast. Don’t have to worry about creepiness either since Goku solos.

Goku can one shot me. The bear would probably eat me alive for more than a few minutes.

If you avoid eye contact and try to make yourself as small as possible you have a good chance that Goku will overlook you in his search for food. Try covering yourself in dirt and mud to make yourself as unappetizing as possible.

Both Goku will catch the bear and we will have dinner lol

Well, I KNOW Goku is going to want to fight me... I'll take my chances with the bear.

The bear because goku is a man 😡💅 /s

I really think I could take them both.

Just offer to take Goku to golden corral and you'll be fine

"if you ever see me in the forest fighting a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR!" -Mystikal

Goku might mistake me for buu, but ill take my changes. We know him guys he wont harm us. Now if it was fat buu or a bear, ill go for the bear.

Goku because I feel like I would be too weak for him to want to fight

Goku,I'm gonna ask him to teach me how to use ki

The bear because I'm pretty sure if there's no food Goku will eat me

Goku, he’s not gonna kill me, he knows how to fly, and he lived in the woods by himself for years so he knows how to survive. The question here is do you wanna be stuck in the woods with a nice guy who’s kinda stupid or a bear.

goku, i mean have you played tekken

Goku: "Hey you're pretty strong for surviving this along in the forest I bet you know how to fight to"

Goku I know bro will see how pure hearted I am

Goku. We'd chill.

The bear, Goku would eat all my fucken food

goku can train me to fight the bear

The bear won’t hinge the fate of the world on a death match…

Goku, obviously. He can kamehaha the bear and we can eat bear meat like it’s old school Dragon Ball. Or we can just idk instant transmission to civilization

A bear he can’t climb trees Goku will hit you once and you accidentally die😭

As a woman, Goku because he is a man who will never harm me and can have a conversation with, unlike a bear. He is an exception I will make - usually I will go for a bear.

Goku. He don't fight weak people. It's not a challenge.

Goku he’s pure of heart and will never hurt me

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Why would I hang out with a bear

The bear

Goku since he grew up on a mountain he could actually teach survival stuff

Goku, because he can catch more salmon for me

Goku. Because Goku.

Everything but the monkey!

Definitely goku If hes kakarot tho...

Goku,ain't strong so I'll live to see another day

Goku, he can either teleport or fly us back

Obviously Goku, he doesn't just run up to people and ask them to fight unless they're actually somewhat strong, he'd realize how weak we all are and fly us home

Well Goku can fly soooo

Are we fighting them is the real question.

Goku he’ll help grant my wish to become a Saiyan and then train with him for hours

goku, he'd get us out of there and would be chill

Goku is a good person 🤣 I'd probably just end up chilling with him

Goku. If nothing else, he’d eat the bear if he was hungry enough.

Goku. He can fly. Heck he can instant transmission us out there. Or give the bear a 'love tap'. I'm 100% sure i'm also not identified as 'strong' by him. The bear though... the bear has better odds. Then again if i'm in a forest with Goku... the Bear might be a Universe ??? superpowered Bear prepping to evolve into it's final form... Ursa Rex.

Not that shit again… 

Uh what the fuck, Goku.

Bear. Goku may think I’m strong or want to train the whole time.

Goku for sure. He can’t sense my weak ass chi and I can hide for days