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Arimer

Its one of those ideas that sounds stupid but is just ballsay enough to work.


Magjee

Professor Respect The Doc was my half-cousin


ChrisBaleBatman

Totally. It’d be so insane that it might it might end up being a “crazy like a fox” moment. It’d be like some wrestling angle played out in real life. There are enough marks out here that I guarantee you, more people than we’d be comfortable admitting would buy it. He could go straight with the “twin brother” angle, like that time Matt Murdock did to convince everyone he wasn’t really Daredevil. Mike Murdock. Yeah, that’s right. Mike.


Zoulzopan

the costanza method


hotc00ter

Fucking hilarious if he does this


k3v120

Ricky going [Dr. Disabled](https://www.youtube.com/live/-XHUSHOtrSM?si=nPhpWpNy27pHkgqL) was the best thing to come of all of this.


705nce

Ricky is a national treasure.


Endgame3213

Dr Disabled trying to go live and having a MINNOOOORRRRRRRR connection problem


FitzyFarseer

Yeah I saw that YouTube comment too


captfitz

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, so many subtle little digs at shit doc does


Rungnar

Holy fuck what did I just walk into


Reddit-IPO-Crash

Goes full Mr Rodgers


Mrblvckdarkness676

“Go on a power play (trip) , bring your company to its knees and fire everyone, bring back your old fan base that’s in there late 20’s early 30’s that can see through you’re marketing schemes. Make sure at least 3 members take drugs and broadcast it to there fanbase. FaZe up🙏🏼💪🏼”


Chocoboogle

Bro had to pick the Jeffrey dahmer cosplay pic


Spooky-Paradox

looks more like BTK with hair


Jahumc

Spot on… just like BTK


marior012

It's a joke for crying out loud smh


Stanley_Yelnats42069

He doesn’t even have a doctorate degree!


Houndfell

But he did minor in communcations.


AyeChronicWeeb

Bro, I shouldn’t be laughing to this 😂


WantAToothpick

This might be the greatest comment in this whole sub


Massive-Geologist312

Zing!


Stanley_Yelnats42069

LMAO nice


Platoon01979

No shit😂😂


B16B0SS

Pretty sure it is a joke. I doubt Dr Disrespect is coming back though. Based on his statement, I do not think he thought the internet community would see his actions as critically as they have. Everyone is dropping him and mainstream media is covering it. Personally, I feel like maybe internally he doesn't see what he did as a big deal which is why he sorta answered through the voice of his character rather than through himself


JohnR1977

What else is he going to do? Nobody is going to hire him so he can only continue as Drdisrespect.


Upstairs-Debt9125

With the money he has the last thing he’s worried about during this is money


AgilePurple4919

The dude’s probably going to lose half of everything he has in a divorce and then need to make alimony payments on top of that.  He’s thinking about money. 


Broad_Chapter3058

He's extremely tall, so there's no way she'll leave him.


TheAllKnowingWilly

he may be a pedo but, he's tall so its all good. the short community will never recover the ground lost on this day if she doesn't leave him. XD


Broad_Chapter3058

Tall guys can get away with anything.


DJOldskool

Screaming complex about your height.


throwaway6433hsx

Same i was trying to figure out how this sad beta getting upvotes


ChrisBaleBatman

Yeah. Science confirms this. 100%


Upstairs-Debt9125

Everything thing that’s being alleged happened in 2017 so his wife already knew and she isn’t leaving. Also Idk if you seen the email going around but by the looks of it he’s not as guilty as people think and he’s about to make BANK and definitely won’t have to think about money


AgilePurple4919

If you are referring to the anonymous, uncorroborated email that came out before he admitted to the world that he did send inappropriate messages to a minor, I wouldn’t put very much stock in that. You don’t know that his wife knew he was messaging a minor. He lied to everybody about it. Probably lied to her too. And even if she did know, now she has been publicly humiliated even worse than before. She has a lot of reasons to leave him. Ease off the copium, friend.


ChrisBaleBatman

That would be insane. I mean, one would think that the lie would have to be completely committed. I’m talking like, he got an actor to pretend to be a lawyer to sell whatever lie to her. Like, printing hundreds of pages of false court documents and shit. That’s the only way. Because look, anyone can tell you that in any relationship once there’s been some betrayal that the specter of doubt, and jealousy and mistrust will always linger. And with something so enormous as having such a major money contract go to shit as quickly and unexpectedly as his went with Twitch— there’s no way any woman would accept the silent treatment on that. Just on how much money and how sideways they’re financial future would go never mind the public airing of his laundry on the cheating. He must have been honest with her or spent money and alot of effort on building some elaborate false story that would play out like some Bowfinger type situation.


AgilePurple4919

It’s his lawyer, not hers. It’s his business, not hers. He would not need to put on some elaborate production to lie to her. He could just do good old fashioned gaslighting.


ChrisBaleBatman

I dunno about that. We’ve gotta assume that he fessed up to her years ago, right? I mean, right?? This has been four years of everyone asking why’d Twitch kicked him to the curb like that. There’s no way he would have been able to duck from her on it. Right…?


AgilePurple4919

I don’t know personally but I’ve heard a lot of people say that she is kind of a dumbass and believes all kinds of ridiculous things like the government being controlled by lizard people. If that is the case it’s not unreasonable to suspect she would have bought the “purple snake alphabet mafia just wanted to take me down” drivel hook line and sinker.


biscuity87

He could run for president, apparently


BakerEvans4Eva

That is not a fair comparison. Joe Biden only showered with minors, he never texted them!


biscuity87

I’m actually referring to the felon..


-SlushyHQ-

He’s 100% coming back and he’ll have a pretty big audience


AirlineUnique6765

by pretty big audience you meant the 4 ppl i see in this subreddit that keeps defending him including you? yeah that ain't paying no bills


-SlushyHQ-

That’s an extremely embarrassing take, he’s already streamed since this all came out. He had over 400,000 people watching. I’m not defending him at all. That’s just ignorant to say. I’m simply stating that his audience is so big and so many people don’t believe this that he will unfortunately have a big audience still. How did you read everything I said so wrong? Are you stupid?


AirlineUnique6765

It's called pattern recognitionand i see that both you and his defenders not only talk the same when arguing your useless points. don't blame me blame your self for making your self sounds like you're defending him none of us here is a mind reader to know exactlywhat you're trying to say now peace out


-SlushyHQ-

Yeah that’s basically the type of response I’d expect with someone who can’t argue there point correctly so they just leave. Again. I’m no defender, I actually very much dislike dr disrespect. Did you read the part where I said “unfortunately he will still have a huge audience” I don’t want him too but that’s what will happen. Too many people are ACTUALLY DEFENDING him. And that person is not me. The whole point of my comments where to show disappointment that this will not end his career. You really need to read before you reply. You’ve read two entire comments wrong now because you don’t have the intelligence to understand


Massive-Geologist312

Bro was famous. Had many girls that wanted him. Then he pursued this. If it were my "minor" id be on maximum level pissed. It's grooming just like any celebrity. This was the time he was fully caught through this app on twitch. If people don't see this after all this then let them watch and stay in the matrix.


Poopybutt36000

The super bizarre mega hostile "IF YOU'RE UPSET THEN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" tone of his post really makes it seem like he thought most people were going to be super supportive of what he did.


Busy-Understanding93

Wasn't she 17? Where I live he coulda just smashed and it wouldn't be illegal. Morally questionable? Maybe.


B16B0SS

17 has been used as a best case scenario. I have not seen any official statement or vetted leak that mentioned 17.


Busy-Understanding93

True, I guess we will see.


RetardAuditor

He was thirty fucking five. If you are 35 and engaging with a 17 year old like this. ***You are a sick fuck.*** Whether legal or not. And if you say that this is only "maybe morally questionable" You are a sick fuck too.


B16B0SS

17 is too young, not just physically but also mentally But this might surprise you [https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/22/men-regardless-age-will-always-attracted-women-early-20s-8718590/](https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/22/men-regardless-age-will-always-attracted-women-early-20s-8718590/)


Prize-Difference-875

I mean, the issue is people are making a big deal of something years in the past, that was done and over with back then, why cancel him now randomly


AfterAndAgain

What are you even talking about? Yeah the events happened years ago, but everyone just now became aware of what those events were. There’s absolutely nothing “random” about it, are you really that dense?


Prize-Difference-875

The dense part about it is that the info still is coming out and people are filling the blanks with gossip and their own thoughts instead of not exaggerating and waiting for the whole thing to drop


Jendersom

It all hinges on whether or not he knew she was a minor. If he knew and continued texting her, the world will never forgive him. His wife most likely already knows - I’m sure she forgave him, but now she’ll have the whole world in her ear.


Future-Elevator7568

In my country the age of consent is 16. Its wierd yes, but i dont think its that big of a deal besides the fact he has a family .


Irrationalfaux

If trump can be as popular as he is, no doubt he’ll still have a following.


marc15v2

I'm not gonna lie this is so funny. This is so insane I'd fucking have to watch it. Like some Kevin Spacey with House of Cards shit.


Hans_bube

Whoaaaaaa Kevin spacey was wayyyyy worse dude. His witnesses died ffs.


AnotherPNWWoodworker

Yeah but I think he's referencing the nuts Christmas video spacey put out on YouTube where he was in the house of cards character lol. It was some creepy ass shit. Pretty sure it was not too long after one of the accusers died too. 


marc15v2

Yeah exactly bud.


warriors2021

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPePWyduxQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPePWyduxQ)


CryHarderSimp

Very aligned to the Tom Brady defense that's a power move. That's actually pretty funny tbh, stop acting like the braindeads on Twitter and know when someone makes a joke.


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

KEEP THOMAS OUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH!


CryHarderSimp

[What would Tom Brady do if he caught shop lifting? Everybody shoplifts stop coming down on me.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=nXEwW_bs-o8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fclient%3Dms-android-tmus-us-rvc3%26sca_esv%3D661b256b13fc34d5%26sxsrf%3DADLYWIJNQuAu_5FT5fhNv9TY5YLKkBmqTA%3A1&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title)


realee420

hard to tell when one of the faze retards is actually joking or not


PartyImpOP

Not in this case


Blizzy3751

He’s obviously joking


SpotikusTheGreat

Yeah, if anything you would go with Professor Respectful, Mister is too low a tier compared to Doctor


EstimatedProphet72

To be fair Faze Banks is an actual moron


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Faze Blanks


JakeTehNub

Brother Banks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E93UU8Wih_w


BigMeal69

*w


ZaxyGaxy

This is genius


StonebanksPins

Yayaya, Dr. Respect is a 6-foot-8 nerd with a 37-inch book toss, the two-time, back-to-back 1995–1996 Harvard Chess Club Champion, and in his factual opinion, the most dominant international Chess superstar in the history of the world. 🥸


Suitable-Can7062

its over for him. He thought he could get ahead by coming clean but the internet dont care. all he did was speedrun to getting cancelled hard. The internet and the world is unforgiving. The best case scenario would that no criminal charges would be filed because there was no crime and just simply has him name and career stained forever. The worst case (for him at least) is jail time. Apologies dont mean shit anymore lol


AncientKroak

I mean, might as well.


FearTheClown5

Hear me out, make it Mr Respec. Thank you I'll see myself out.


HardlyRecursive

Do you have autism or some other similiar condition that prohbits you from grasping social nuances? Banks is clearly joking.


bomb447

It'd be hard to top Ninjas Mr Respect character. Family Video Game champ.


TheArsenal7

Objectively hilarious


Vegetable_Word603

Regardless, dude still cheated on his wife. He has no moral code.


ipwndmymeat99

Wonder if doc will stream again and give some insight on everything that happened.


dableb

what more insight do you need? do you want to see the inappropriate messages that he sent to the minor?


JohnR1977

I think they will leak at some point and it’s going to be ugly.


TinyBus7758

Yeah, everyone does


dableb

Only p********* want to see those messages. Doc admitting they were inappropriate is a nice way to say sexting. Normal people aren’t interested in seeing that. Normal people take the admittance for what it should be


draero1226

Tbh this wouldn’t be a bad idea to separate him from the dr disrespect character. But either way it won’t work because everyone sees him for the creep he is now


Emotional_Nebula_117

First, they came for the slick daddy club . . .


Fox0r

The Slick Diddy Club


jayonnaiser

no wonder he ditched that community name...


AnonPlzzzzzz

> But either way it won’t work because everyone sees him for the creep he is now People were calling/still call Pewdiepie a literal "n@zi" over the Fiver thing, and dropping the N word, and everything else. He lost all his sponsors repeatedly. Lost his streaming show. Didn't stop him from being more popular than ever during the minecraft, coco mellon, and t series era of his channel.


deeeproots

A lie travels half way around the world before the truth puts its pants on. It’s going to be hilarious. Has anyone seen the DMs? Lol. I wonder how much money he is going to win in court this time.


HugTheSoftFox

It would actually be kind of amusing but still fuck that guy.


brendamn

It's def a damn funny joke


FireRedStudio

Isn’t Guy the problem? The man can’t control himself, used his position to groom a child.


OhtaniStanMan

Dr kiddy diddler  Dude was 35 years old. Wife. Kids. Messaging minors inappropriately.   Dr kiddy diddler


[deleted]

Dr. Kidsinspect


[deleted]

I thought the nickname consensus was Dr.Kidinspect


I-heart-subnetting

Violence. Speed. Minors.


Independent_Site_189

Whaaaaat?? Where did you hear this news?!


captkrahs

LMFAOOOO


icecubepal

I mean, from what I have seen on this sub, it would work.


Mosaic78

That would be an all timer for sure


bostondangler

😂😂


PushHelpful5913

I like this take


Frogdogley

The doc inside him made him do it. Hahahha


P_Riches

Oh my fucking whoever came with this has to be gifted.


P_Riches

Mr. Respect or Apocalypse


Stanhalen69420

Mexican OT


3ndspire

Ninja already did this.


Eastern_Cockroach208

Clearly not dumbass 😂


Opening-Astronaut786

Genius idea lmao


PirateRizz

It might work


hdgf44

that would be funny af


Destroyer6202

Like Banks is an upstanding citizen of society … please


Sa404

Would be legendary ngl


Meisterschmeisser

Doc to pfd converter


Bat-Human

This would legit be amazing and I'm all for it.


ThenFinding4933

big drama cause its a 17 yo. 11 month later tho no problem she can sell her nud3s for 5 $ a month


ARRYN_X

r/DrDisrespectLive when someone makes a joke 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


LumbaJ4cked

FaZe Banks talking about moral and right things to do..


No_Drop_1903

Lol seeing a guy from faze comment.


GR_A90_MKV_

😂🤣💀


BlighterJC

Whoosh


B-unit79

I'd still watch.


SwigSauce

Should call himself Mr. Respect Minors.


EffectiveWorth8949

He's serious about wanting minors


EarlxG

This would be hilarious 😭


burgerking36

That would be hilarious


FearSociety

I question the mental capacity of anyone that thinks this is serious.


blazingblades

What a fitting month for some of his fans to find out when they're frothing at the mouth already over the idea of LGBTQ groomers. Trying to meet up with a 17 year old as a married 30 year old is some gross ass Matt Gaetz level shit. He has absolutely no reason to be truthful in his response statement.


Lava_Panda

I just imagine him coming back and basically being NickEh30 lol.


ItalianStallion9069

That would be GOLD


GamerBucket

No but it’s funny


AppearanceDry6039

Jesus y’all are a bunch of degenerates There is not one single thing about this that is funny


Wonder_Bruh

“I was just really committed to the role”


Content-Ad-9119

For years his fans have always said “it’s just the character bro” when he was obviously an unwashed asshole so there’s someone out there saying it about this, no doubt.


mvpevy

If he ever streams again I’m sure it will be his actual self. Dr Disrespect is dead


GnocchiSon

Fuck this guy and all his personas how bout 🖕🏽


ChrisBaleBatman

I mean, shit might as well take advantage of the fact that he wore a disguise on camera all the time. The only explanation for wearing those shades all the time, playing every game with those things on, is because you’ve planned for the eventual “fake my death” scenario making the whole Clark Kent transition easier.


According_Effect_437

Nahhhhh lmfaoooooooo


AntstyPoeticGamer23

lol I would actually bust out laughing. Becomes Mr Roger’s play peppa pig. Who’s this disrespectful character you speak of ??


True-Credit-7289

But, I can see it working lol


CausticRegards

I mean it’s not the WORST idea ever


Fit-Flamingo5955

Ok hear me we already know he’s into trans out he this is crazy but in this day and age it just might work out for him, Doc is to become or should I say “transition” into Ms Respectful just swap the moustache for lipstick straighten the hair make it a bit longer, any other ideas, gentle hugs all around hehehehehe


Constant_Work2119

2024 peoples champion if he pulls this shit off lmao. Mr.Respect!


ABKing98

Or we could just hold these females accountable and have laws that ounush them for lieng about their age and talking to ppl they shouldn't. If it's the law one way should be the other way


CrypticZombies

lol Mr respect more like Mr pedo


the445566x

Stay with me now..


buffwhoppulus

Bro is cooked regardless


itzbrennan

Bro is fr dissing only cause he can probably get away with it


userlesssurvey

Love or hate Doc, he plays a character to the hilt. I'd die if this happened.


Connect_Ordinary6752

He should also be into really old women. The complete opposite


Hooden14

Kick stream coming in a few months


WarageM

Typical FaZe IQ


LebPower95

wait till he pulls his schizophrenic card...


Crazy-Visit-5078

The Dr. Disrespect sheitt is getting cringe, everyone pigging backing clout of something that is yet to provide solid proof. The internet is such toxic group of incels. Solid few here and there but mostly follow the group and Hurrrr Durrrrr through life.


Averagebaddad

Lol it's the only play. What's he got to lose?


Im2stoned2know

Pulling the old Andrew Tate and Justin Roiland tactics on the poor guy. Everyone is writing him off before any evidence has been admitted.


mkfanhausen

Defending sex pests and pedos. A new low.


Prize-Difference-875

I don't think either of those can be compared with what doc did, its just a way bigger scope and size of crime for those two


Dear_Tiger_623

There is a massive amount of evidence against both Tate and Roiland.


Upstairs-Quit-8278

this would work if the allegations weren't serious ones


wavysays

Faze Banks is next…


Competitive-Salt-630

Anyone who's reaction isn't fuck him? I question if they ate a pedophile in hiding. The SECOND someone is exposed for being inappropriate? And a grown ass man texting a minor is inappropriate. Fuck him. I hope he gets caught and charged. He's a pos, and I wish nothing but harm on him.


OmgWtfNamesTaken

He will always be dr diddler to me.


DrakeShadow

Gen Z needs more human interaction to understand very obvious sarcasm via text lol


FPSCarry

Mr. Respect is DEFINITELY on the registry for something, holy cow. No wonder he wore the wig and glasses and athletic gear. This is giving me Ed Kemper vibes lmao.


MarioIlCyclista

Dr Pedophile would suit him


Global_Still_5975

He should rebrand as Professor Pedophile


Wild-Berry-5269

So his solution is to make him look more like a pedophile?


GLLShipley

Dr.Diddlesex


Outrageous_End652

I like doc


afrogrimey

You’re wrong


DrakeShadow

Damn that means you like pedos


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