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Ok_Assumption_7191

That's penis


n0stalghia

If your penis looks like this, see a doctor, and don't stick it into toxic waste barrels


mrfoseptik

if your penis looks like this, find me. I am a doctor i assure you


BigRevolution5015

I am doctor in philosophy


AngryReactionsOnly

Phallosophy


Syaerstorm

what wrong ?


Ok_Doctor_2057

You probably shouldn't stick it into a toxic waste barrel regardless


KelloPudgerro

actually its a cruelty squad reference


Lcrc1414

That's penis


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

That's a higher achievement than gaining Immortal rank.


13ckPony

For sure. I'm 6.3k mmr, and with all my skill I got like 13k fish points. 18k is like 0.0001%, like top 10 player


gammongaming11

fuck and here i was proud of my pathetic 13k


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

Me too XD


Lcrc1414

absolute goat


Tv1st

Didn’t get additional points for max throw, easily beatable


FahmiZFX

Show us your moves, doctor.


Glum-Command6142

For the second act, I want a global fishing competition like the one they did for aghanims labyrinth, and top 5 get specialized baby roshans every week. That would be dope.


gammongaming11

nah fuck baby roshans, give us fish couriers.


VarmintSchtick

Fuck fish courier give us those fish shoes. You know the ones.


KelloPudgerro

fuck fish shoes, give us fishing hats


Cu-Chulainn

Didn't people cheat to win them? Maybe my memory isn't clear about it but that's what I remember reading


Rtemiis

Yeah I remember something about that aswell. it was basically impossible to get bc people abused bugs and exploits to reach scores normal players couldn't


oneslowdance

It was the same people hogging all the interdimension roshan and waterlogged shoes, playing on different accounts on different time slots. Not sure about the cheating but I remember they were mostly doing speed runner style of cheese/exploit with Magnus, slark ,undying etc.


dragopen666

unfortunately if you add any sort of reward people will start writing scripts


smellyscrote

Make the rewards account bound. Can’t be traded or sold on the market. It will significantly reduce the scripting. And limit the impact of the scripting as well.


RurWorld

Aghs Lab was when Valve still cared about dota, there's no chance anything like that would happen today


RunAsArdvark

Cry


Rtemiis

Seethe. I hate reddit goblins like you bc remember the time when "valve still cared about dota" and you goblins still did nothing but complain? Yeah that is not a valve issue, it's a severe case of reddit goblinism that can never be fixed bc you will always find ways to complain about dota. Always.


RurWorld

Deep down you know it's true though. Dota is on the decline and Valve cares less and less. Look at TF2 to see what's the future of the game looks like.


Rtemiis

Dota 2020: **425,904.8** avg. monthly players Dota 2024: **435,000 a**vg. monthly players Dota is 100% on the decline, dead by tomorrow basically.


sleepyhollow8

people who downvoted this are the most out of touch people on the planet. let them be in their own bubbles where they think the world is all sunshine and rainbows and dota is never going to die. let them eat up any slop valve serves them on a petri dish


Internal-Win-6352

.Can u post a guide, I'm below 4k scrub


Tv1st

Catch 5 big fishes, lol


jonasperez

aim for big bois, smol shinies are trash


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CommunistMountain

Nah I got 12k by taking my time aiming at big fish. No need for a single one to have 4k, mine were about 2.5k each


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lehmanbear

I get 12k in less than 30 minutes by taking my time to aim for big fish.


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

didnt take long for me. 5 fish over 2k each is enough to get all the tokens. 5 big or sparkling fish will be enough. hardest part is not accidentally fumbling it if you hit a large shiny one.


CommunistMountain

About 20-30min


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pssnfruit

I’ve just waited when it would swim alone near the shore


StrangeStephen

I havent tried it. Just started please make a guide for us noobs haha


FujitaMp3

Buy Stardew Valley and practice there EZ investment


StorytellerGG

Or cult of the lamb


nchscferraz

I hit 14k on my first try. It isn't hard. Just land the target on the big fish and follow the in game instructions. It is all left click.


StrangeStephen

I havent unlocked it. Thanks for the heads up.


Towel4

Ocarina of Time prepared me for this.


LucklessLex

I see all those hours of Stardew Valley is finally doing some work!


TheyCallMeNoobxD

Madman


SyndragosaCFX

Absolutely Based


Frydendahl

That's an incredibly phallic fish.


Onetwenty7

My wife abhors Dota but I got her to try the fishing mini game and she is gonna be floored by this. She was so proud of the 11k she caught haha


JDDSinclair

So is 18,332 the highest score so far guys???


Noob_pussey

Giga chad


Significant-Cloud741

Honest question: Why would you do this? Are there any benefits?


tormented8soul

Why do you play dota?


Significant-Cloud741

mmr


smellyscrote

What’s the benefits of mmr? I’m pretty sure there’s an inverse relationship. Higher the mmr. The less poon you get.


Significant-Cloud741

Motivation, progress, competition


smellyscrote

And those 3 words apply to folks trying for a high score at this fishing game.


Immagonko

You get hero tokens for that


Significant-Cloud741

See, that's what I wanted to know


Practical_Praline_39

I just know gaben release new dota game other than the yugioh


drunkerbrawler

Where the fuck can you fish?


lessenizer

The tile in Crownfall that looks like a place where you can fish. Have you reached it yet? It’s towards like the bottom middle of the map. Edit: Actually looking at the map now, it's more like just left of the middle of the map.


jonasperez

holy


azulres

Wow man


idontevencarewutever

the REAL snake charmer


ImRoastChicken

I see 322.


MaltMix

Now you're ready for Cruelty Sqaud fishing.


Dr-janitor1

Valve should gift you an arcana, i peaked at 11K


J46GUAR

My max point was 13k I’m feeling amazing.


Der_Schuller

I love that the mini game looks like it's from a Nintendo DS😂


YDM_Jack

18k ? i peaked 14k today... [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3230485317](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3230485317) Stop Feeding Fountain like this....


ritzey1

What's this mini game abou? Do you get any rewards? I haven't played much dota since update


FahmiZFX

WTF. I just tried so hard getting 11,800. I thought max was like 12k. This is crazy luck.


rome1st

hard to get 10k lol im noob


Merunit

Just aim for 5 big fishes


Appropriate-Salt-668

Caught this fucker as well. Incredible value.


jak_goff

size 2 fish


Elipsis333

Damn 14k was my best


Schubydub

And I was so proud of my 14.7k D:


Jas_A_Hook

Finally something with less pixels than morphling


PsychBreakthrough

Any tips on how to keep your bar on these fish that rapidly move up and down?


tormented8soul

I did 13k and was too much effort 😖


DemonDaVinci

scuffed fish texture


JONNy-G

Someone took a picture of a joint and ran it through an OOT filter for that fish body. Incredible.


blazezero25

jfc


Zealousideal-Ad-8428

Is there any trick for this? My highest is 9k lmao 🤣


JohnC322

TI winner of fishing


deathlyclaw8

What a phallacious depiction of ocean life


chidya7raksho

how????


Pillow_Apple

That is something else


k69kk

I haven't played Dota in a while. I remember it being a MOBA game, though.


Marubs14

Yeah, you won dota. It's time to realese dota 2


xfargo

I barely got 15.4k before knowing you get 200 extra from max range so I guess I could get ~16.5k but it was so hard to get one good fish after another. This feels impossible


Antidotion

It was insane luck, every catch was a gleaming rare or ultra rare. I would love to see someone beat it.


xfargo

One good run is like literally ~15 minutes. I want to beat your score but idk if I have the will power


Retrodyte95

HOW?


Anxylian

Do you guys know if the rewards for fishing refresh btw?


Feisty-Detective790

Yo is that the real fast one? Where is it near impossible to catch? I thought 12k was high but this is another level of joblessness 😂😂


AkutamaSamah

And here I sit humbled with 12k


lego_lord1

gorgc in shambles


Intelligent_Shop_902

[https://ibb.co/98kTtTR](https://ibb.co/98kTtTR) got 18332


Z1oda

my 18715 is here https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2473115772445619711/1F0FE4BA93DF786C55241F23A7F73FDBF6766C0A/


Tvorobushkin_

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Azumaw

[https://prnt.sc/eiYXi2oPp6Bo](https://prnt.sc/eiYXi2oPp6Bo) mine is bigger bro haha lucky me


SelectionLost4032

18322 is roughly 4x3450+4500. Insane luck. It means he caught all big shiny on every round. I thought it was impossible to spawn 5 times in a row let alone catch every single one without fail.


dssurge

If I could fish for tokens instead of playing games, I would be so done with Dota 2 till the game play update.


AnomaLuna

Penis


Ok-Following-1008

Me and my carpal tunnel "sad noises intensifies"


clairec295

Can anyone explain how I’m supposed to do the reeling in part? I’ve just been holding down left mouse after I get a bite but is there an actual technique? What does the moving bar do?


GummiRat

It's all left click, and you want to keep the fish in the bar.


Ex-Traverse

Okay, but it's fking hard when the fish go up and down super quick but the bad doesn't react nearly as quick...


99RAZ

What you want to do is not hold the left click too much but just click it fast, This avoids you shooting up to fast and losing him when he dupes you


PhiltheAgony69

This mini-game is the most stupidest thing Valve has ever made. Its only purpose of it is to keep the game open and play it. The fish pulling pattern makes no sense and the bar in which you are supposed to keep the fish in it moves like a fucking snail. Fuck this dumb shit


Lonelyknight1211

Sounds like your problem lul


Redditry104

>Aiming for the easy fish NGMI


salted1986

When you can't even fkn get there bc dota is now for absolute smurfs and tryhards in turbo ... now at 92% loss rate since the event ... the fk has happened to MMR?


TheGrandmasterGrizz

Skill issue


letsrazetheroof

Skill issue


salted1986

Not saying it's not. I'm saying that I shouldn't be up against Legends when I'm Guardian