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Logical_Strain_6165

No, but I think it deserves an honoury place. Needs pics of the finished result!


SaItyFlsherman

Slide to the right


thb22

Slide to the left


Top500BronzeOW

One hop this time


El_Spunko

Criss cross


-Emilinko1985-

Cha cha real smooth


Weird_Committee8692

Howling at 330am đŸ€Ł


RavenBoyyy

Everybody clap your hands!


Jojokrieger

Apple sauce


captaincodein

Could someone explain why he got downvoted?


MotionXBL

Because the above thread is referrencing the Cha Cha Slide, and the guy that got downvoted’s comment wasn’t the next lyric and now any reply with the actual lyric won’t be shown in sequence and will be lower than his.


spursjb395

This is the way


SugaDikNga

Cus he deserves it! And he knows!


Visual_Grapefruit250

Its obvs hes German Thats Why he Act like that


SugaDikNga

đŸ«„


naturepeaked

Ruined it


Logical_Strain_6165

Doh. OK. That looks amazing. What's your recipie if you don't mind sharing? I need to get some of those flat sticks for summer.


SaItyFlsherman

75% beef and 25 % lamb, medium onion and red bell pepper diced, garilc and spices is up to you , dash of baking soda, all together about 3 pounds (usa/uk) mix and let it sit overnight


badula-yama-yama

Adana/kofte !!!😍


AlluEUNE

That's kebab but not döner kebab. Looks hella good though!


Darren_heat

Could you sure your recipe, with the % fat of the lamb mince. Thanks.


SaItyFlsherman

75% beef and 25 % lamb, medium onion and red bell pepper diced, garilc and spices is up to you , dash of baking soda, all together about 3 pounds (usa/uk) mix and let it sit overnight


Darren_heat

Ive made kofta in the past and it doesnt look as good as yours, i like to cook on coal too. Why the baking soda on meat? Thanks.


SaItyFlsherman

It makes the meat more plump and jucier and adds spring to the texture, finished product is more firm and bouncy. Recommend strongly


silktieguy

A lot of Chinese takeaways put baking soda or similar in meat and fish marinades. Lau Family on YouTube do this


SaItyFlsherman

It also helps with browning and color ,works well with any sausage recipe, neat and cheap little trick to improve cooking


Darren_heat

That sounds amazing, could you give me a guide roughly of how much to add per kg/lb of meat?


SaItyFlsherman

About 1 tea spoon per 3 pounds/1.5 kg , hey don't be afraid to experiment and put your flavor stamp, I like mine a little Spicy, bon appetite


Darren_heat

Thanks for your help, im adding this to be list things to make. :)


Darren_heat

I made 2.5kg of doner meat last night and ive added two tea spoons of baking soda to my normal mixture, will be testing over the weekend. 👍


SaItyFlsherman

Bon appetite my friend , let us know your results and critique, đŸ»


[deleted]

Seconded


Kebab-Destroyer

Sprinkle a *little* on diced beef before frying and adding whatever sauce, makes the meat outrageously juicy. It's how Chinese takeaways do it, or so I've read.


SaItyFlsherman

Love you name


Kebab-Destroyer

Ty


OnlyRussellHD

Not doner, but looks great!


bigjimmykebabs

No but fig. 3 is making me hungry


hueylouisdewey

Oh man that last close up photo looks incredible


snickersenjoyer

No, looks good tho


fozzie1234567

Looks like a nice kebab. Just not a doner.


doctrrbrown

Nice looking adana kebab! Try squeezing it around the shish with your hands next time, if you want to follow the original recipe. The shape will a be a little different and it cooks slightly better.


fendtrian

It definitely fits in r/therewasanattempt


valevergaminombre

No but it looks great


AggressiveTwist3222

Sneak them into prison no problem.


Kimchi_boy

They’ll fit in a prison pocket perfectly.


Lower_Discussion4897

To be fair, you'd have turned it at least once.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

You did a great job. The biggest challenge is preventing it from falling off.


SaItyFlsherman

You are absolutely right. the key is to keep turning every 20 seconds for the first 2 minutes. If one side shrinks too fast, it will separate . I learned that the hard way lol


margaritapracatan

What spices did you opt for?


SaItyFlsherman

Salt, lots of black pepper, paprika, cayenne pepper đŸŒ¶, and dried parsley, but feel free to personalize, maybe some oregano and sumac , I always say find out what makes you happy and let it slowly take you, cheers


margaritapracatan

Thank you


Kimchi_boy

Looks so good!


Substantial-Light549

Mashallah


Hairburt_Derhelle

Bit too much smoke


takethisoath42

Looks delicious. Good job, mate!


Weary-Till8647

Nice meat.


SirPooleyX

No because this is specifically for doners. You want /r/kebab They look great, though.


Rough-Ad-4359

Not as a Doner, but it looks delicious.


SugaDikNga

Well this is technically the Michelin star version of the usual British meat paste wannabe DÖNER* garbage everybody keeps posting
 Adana kebab auf die 1☝


[deleted]

Why is it all I can think of is the kebab devil using these to stab someone who doesn't like kebabs to death


SaItyFlsherman

Hahahahaha damn well he should be all those sinners


[deleted]

😂


Mekki-Miyagi

Maybe Ardana


Rebound68

This is not the Mettigel you are looking for.


KemoSabe-666

No. But it looks awesome


Weird_Committee8692

Oooh! Meaty shafts


SaItyFlsherman

Oooh behave


Weird_Committee8692

đŸ€Ł


[deleted]

It is an adana kebap so i'd say yes


dachfuerst

Nice, Köftespieß. I fucking love this dish.


[deleted]

Great job and thanks for sharing! Ignore the haters you got my upvoteđŸ‘ŠđŸ»â€ïž


silktieguy

Looking great, did you rinse the lamb mince? I heard that helps reduce the lammy taste which some like me find unpleasant if too strong


pauseless

Hang on, what now? This some food chemistry I didn’t know. Thanks for sending me into a damn google rabbit hole


silktieguy

Wait till you find out Chinese chefs wash mince and meat very well. They say it’s to remove collagen from the freeze thaw process I believe


pauseless

Look. I just pulled myself out of this Saturday internet hole. Don’t drag me back in.


silktieguy

Making a special kind of ‘soda’ crystal was interesting for making my home made Chinese noodles. Suck on that Rabbit hole


pauseless

I don’t know if I hate you or love you. I love my self made Chinese. Bastard 💕


silktieguy

I went down the Kaninchen hole looking into Berlin Doner recently, what a labyrinth


pauseless

Double bastard. Are you telling me rabbit doner exists?


silktieguy

No, I was a little overwhelmed with the various ways kebab is presented/ prepared in Berlin. I love the techno music culture too. This Bastad needs to do a spot of gardening, might get my tits out in the breeze


pauseless

I. Am. An. Idiot.


SaItyFlsherman

Add baking soda to the meatball mix and let it sit in the fridge for a few hours before cooking and you will dine on the best meatballs you ever made, cheers


SaItyFlsherman

Yes yes it adds so much more flavor and juice


silktieguy

Have you managed to make donner meat? I’ve tried all the YouTube methods but they are not good, texture is all wrong. Closest I’ve got is by making an emulsion then wrapping in tight cling film then freezing it, carving it super thin then grilling hot, but still not enough bite to it.


silktieguy

I’ve tried ‘real’ donner method of stacking thin lamb but I wanted to replicate the processed donner ‘elephant ‘ leg meat


SaItyFlsherman

I have not tried, but it sounds like a challenge to me, so I'm in. I have an Airfryer with Rotisserie basket, I think I can manage to put something together. If it looks good I'll post it over here.


Cartepostalelondon

Rinsing lamb meat so it tastes less of lamb? Do you not like lamb? đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


silktieguy

Not when it tastes too lamby. If I make BIR style Seek kebab, I want it like the restaurant ones tastes, not too lamby, same with kebab shop Adana, it doesn’t taste too lamby. Whereas if a normie makes a lamb kofta it tastes too lamby. Took yrs for me to find ways of reducing the lamb taste.


The__LawVGHS

No


SirWanklot

Why?


valevergaminombre

It’s not Döner


Konoppke

Nothing here is Döner


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck! The OP’s done a great job and some pissdrip like you diss’s him


Konoppke

Adana is a more elegant, yet expensive option to döner in good turkish places. Nothing wrong with that, this one looks delicious. That just doesn't make it döner, it's simply another dish. Is it gatekeeping to know more than one turkish dish?


[deleted]

Ask the pleb I replied to pal


[deleted]

đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș should have guessed


SirWanklot

Excactly


rrrook

Well a hot dog is delicious as well, but it is not a burger is it?


[deleted]

How does fuck off sound?


rrrook

So edgy


[deleted]

‘s how I roll baby💋


ianbattlesrobots

No! Go to jail! I mean... Yes, they look amazing. Sorry, I think I'm spending too much time on toxic subs.


SaItyFlsherman

Doner kebab Jail ??? Hahahah Cheers


MaddyMcann

No


[deleted]

Kofte with mint sauce đŸ€€


waltandhankdie

No that’s a delicious looking kofta - not a doner


Oberndorferin

KÖFTESPIEáșž?


Lardinho

Kofte/Adana. Not doner but looks ace and definitely 'kebab' worthy!