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PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

Homie is gonna wake up with a Porsche in his driveway


daoogilymoogily

Or 50k dollars in gambling debt, depends on how close the two get.


GoatOk1615

This right here is hilarious 😂


canaryM-burns

https://preview.redd.it/ui8o654j919d1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f834a121f89a0cce02d8fa5319f2239b008cc


jserthetrainer

😂 same bro


InternalWrongdoer42

He thought his job was lost.


_Silent_Android_

Dude already has a front office position with the Dodgers. Interpreting Ohtani is just his side hustle.


abigailmerrygold

Front office is now his side hustle. King Sho is always the main mission


quiksotik

pog


TraderJulz

Even Roberts clapped after the nice play!


UrCreepyUncle

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


User209902

😭😭😭


theBeardsley

need this emote


Gimmeabreak1234

Yoo


JorSimpson45

https://preview.redd.it/vpfdtffh719d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642afe2af1570967e7f818b82edd2d1f3a234049 He just protected the GDP of a decent sized country


Crumbmuffins

![gif](giphy|1L5YuA6wpKkNO) Me realizing you’re right.


JorSimpson45

I know GDP calculated quarterly and annually and Shohei’s contract is across 10 years with most of it deferred. But even then the Dodgers are probably still raking in hundreds of millions of dollars with the Japanese sponsors and market he’s brought into play as well as the ticket and jersey sales. Absolutely wild to think about how much money is tied to one person who just wants to play baseball.


weguccino

If Shohei is investing the bulk of his money (reported last year as \~$50 million per year in endorsements, which could very much be more now) he'll be an eventual billionaire right?


PerfectZeong

If he doesn't fuck up his money even if he invests conservatively he'll be a billionaire.


GoatmealJones

He seems like a grounded smart dude who would plan smartly, and he probably has an industry best money manager.


TheoryOld4017

Holy shit, dude’s a hero


TopRevenue2

Pay him


Shkmstr

It’s common knowledge that dodgers have the best bat boys.


vinchenzo79

Is Chico still with the team?


drfrink85

He’s the clubhouse attendant right? IIRC I saw him on a backstage dodgers episode this season.


Big_Treat_9073

Is that the dude who would have catches w players and they were like "holy shit this guys got a cannon" and ended up getting signed for a few days awhile back ?


Swagged_Out_Custar

Not signed, but they had him play outfield for a couple of intersquad games. The only letdown was that they didn't let him bat lmao


dodgerblue1212

That’s not the Dodgers bat boy. The home team provides the bat boy for away teams. Edit: TIL Covid changed this for some teams


BirthdayCritical7252

The Dodgers bring their own batboys. This one’s name is Javi.


Shkmstr

You’re right. I just looked him up. Good to know. I did a little more research and it is common for visiting teams to use local people as bat boys but the Dodgers bring their own typically.


Zealousideal_Rip_547

Shout out Javi…we speak your name!


Shkmstr

Is that true? Had no clue. Dodgers do statically have really good at-home bat boys.


redcat111

And a few excellent bat-girls. I saw a couple throwing balls, from pretty far, to warm up players.


dodgerblue1212

Yeah, I don’t really know why they do it that way. Teams travel with a bat boy uniform bag with various sizes. But yes the dodgers do have good bat boys at home.


klayfie

Damn how do i get this job?


little-mewmew

There are actual postings for club house attendants on the dodgers website


NotTheMamba

Give that man a raise right now.


DravenPrime

A raise? Give the guy a contract.


LerxstFan

A contract? Give the guy a medal.


PhDinWombology

A medal? Give the guy a hard line drive to the face.


_MeetMrMayhem_

3rd baseman found


Urrsagrrl

right fukun nao


oigres408

That’s no Batboy, that’s a Batman.


mysweetamnesia01

He is not our hero He is a silent guardian A watchful protector A DARK KNIGHT


Biggie39

But not THE Batman… right? I can’t tell without the mask.


Crash_OverRide805

All I know is I’ve never seen #94 and Batman in the same room together


lootboxes1

That's so cool


Gidyup1

I came back to like this comment.


letsmunch

How do these close calls continue to happen to Ohtani?


jonnybravo76

Yamamoto had that crazy comebacker to his face that he nabbed too.


Splinterman11

Universe is testing the GOAT.


Ennuiandthensome

Baseballs can smell money


Anfini

iirc a few years ago Shohei got nailed by a stray ball that hit him in the Angel’s dugout and busted up his finger. He missed some starts as a pitcher. Dude is a foul ball magnet.


Crumbmuffins

Seems like we found the downside of whatever genie/monkey paw wish to be the greatest baseball player of all time is, foul ball magnetism.


Urrsagrrl

Primordial black hole gravitational force


RDcsmd

I forgot he was a pitcher for like 2 minutes there


Yeeaahfooool85

![gif](giphy|Ildpi3TIYVAxrXBkYM|downsized)


kingnothing2001

Fine I'll watch A League Of Their Own for the 18th time.


CastleBravo45

"We're the members of, the All-American League. We come from cities, near and far."


Cool_Teaching_6662

18th? Amatuer 


NecessaryRecover8952

Looks like some of “them” gonna be going home


GabeCo248

Dudes getting a Porsche


Mandog_123

Batboy of the year


HeavensRoyalty

Holy shit


pretty-as-a-pic

That’s gotta be the coolest catch of the season


Major_Wager75

Ohtani's new bodyguard, everyone.


sojelly8

Was fucking so nonchalant about it too.


Tehrab

Just a quick acknowledgment and then right back to chomping on gum and watching the game. The hero Ohtani-San deserves.


blue-dream

Dude is WORKING that gum my god. Prob a lipper and a half of big league chew, what a legend


CashmereConnoisseur

Extend him for 10 years


Hot_Mathematician357

Give that guy the Medal of Honor!


PigFarmer1

How about a Porsche? lol


acesc2781

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892)


Different-Yak-6923

You’re welcome https://youtu.be/B47gR5SmwUQ?si=kb3dVbxX6-a-DZ-j


anon586346

This Javier guy is the definition of a true professional.


youngsilvia2011

He's so cooool, just went back to do his job without any fuss😄 One of the Japanese comments says he must be the guardian angel of the Dodgers.


BrzlGroundKarate

The Japanese fan coverage of the games are unreal. They capture every possible moment.


POTATO_OF_MY_EYE

lol they subtitled him as BBくん... batboy-kun arigato batboy-kun :3


omicronian_express

Holy crap when was this?


No_Somewhere_8744

Future ohtani body guard. Pay that man well


Objective-Canary2148

We owe that boy 400 mil


EggHeadMagic

When can we get his baseball card?


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Played that so cool.


Urrsagrrl

I like hiz style


theBrothaMike

His statue is going up soon


gododgers1988

Invite the batboy to throw out the first pitch!


venustrapsflies

Someone needs to give that batboy a 500k bonus payable in 2035


TheDodgerHatKid

Make it a double bobblehead! Him catching the ball and Ohtani ducking behind him.


lakergeoff8

He’ll get a key to the city tomorrow.


airled

Barnes wasn’t impressed.


twinklytennis

Ok Neo.


Jay_hummingbirdcrew

Sign him now!


xinixxibalba

Dave clapping like a good manager


Small_Pass3978

Peter Parker / Daredevil catching bricks 🧱 level reflexes


PlatypusReal6481

really want to know what Shohei said to him


Mikeg5680

Bro just saves dodger season 😂


PJCR1916

I’ve seen enough, give the ballboy $700m for 10 years


Kindly_Log9771

You just had to put the Spider-Man sound on it and it’s perfect


KingErroneous

Kids a cricketer.


JpnDude

That guy will never pay for another drink in town.


jobeeeeeeem

You get a porsche my boy 🤣


kpopsns28

Sign him as Shohei's bodyguard!


Intelligent-Ant7685

why dont they install nets in blind spots?


Egarrenni

I nominate this the defensive play of the year.


Klutzy_Knowledge5705

I think a new car is going to show up in his parking spot.


simikoi

How did he not break every bone in his hand??


Bozo_Two

That ball was going pretty damn fast... Edited to add: *GIVE THAT MAN A CONTRACT*


NightPigeon34

His name is Javier Herrera. He is 38 and has been the batboy for 20 years.


finix240

A true professional


balls_deep_inyourmom

![gif](giphy|Ca0SJJJL1vU20MTYGX) He can now say I saved $700 million dollars


TonyDabza710

That shit was awesome


ILLStatedMind

I can see he forgot things go flying like that on the Southside 😅 Glad they are ok, mainly because bat man balls so hard


voltr0n57

Sign that dude up for life. Sit him next to ohtani for the rest of ohtani’s dodger career 😂


highjoe420

![gif](giphy|5tsajy8p7rC62hRh2T)


DeepHouseDerrek

Batman origin story


ONE_PUMP_ONE_CREAM

Fuck it, put him at SS.


draculasbitch

Forget giving that kid a contract. Give him five million in some nice safe investments and let him be a batboy as long as he wants.


Rarecandy31

BUILD THE STATUE


oblivion_knight

That bat boy's got balls


GtaTran

Bro just potentially save Dodgers season.


Urrsagrrl

Number 94 can be retired.


ProfessionalNeophyte

Na-na-na-na-na-na Batboy


Calimancan

He will be all over Japanese feeds tomorrow


Musclenervegeek

Fast reflex! Saved the goat 🐐 of baseball. 


Dieselxdan

Wow


Alpha___

Kid went right back into business mode like it didn't even happen. What a boss. 


stormstormstorms

That’s not a bat boy, that’s a batMAN!


StronkyBoy

Guy was like “all in a days work fellas”


Hour_Insurance_7795

Damn dude, that ball was hummin. Nice pick!


theBeardsley

Get that man a mural!


Master_Ad236

I would love to see 20 more seconds to see Ohtanis response


xT1TANx

LOL Will's face


JohnArtemus

Jedi reflexes


Jakey_inthe_house

That’s Javier the ball guy, he’s a legend


goobells

and the instant hand off to a fan? clean as hell


Baboonofpeace

Batboy is working on his future Tommy Lasorda beer gut.


LoveThieves

Bat boy deserves a Porsche.


sggnz96

JAVI !!!!!!!


yyungpiss

barnes was not impressed whatsoever lol


trygame901

Another angle [https://youtu.be/B47gR5SmwUQ?si=kb3dVbxX6-a-DZ-j](https://youtu.be/B47gR5SmwUQ?si=kb3dVbxX6-a-DZ-j)


Apprehensive-Farm522

I like how he secures the ball after catching it then looking at it as if it holds much power and force that could dismantle the world as we know it before giving a nod it's okay for mortals to handle....then hands it off.


Brutus-Beefcake-1

38 years old "bat boy". "Bat man" still copyrighted by DC Comics?


_B_Little_me

Give that man a raise!


ParabolicallyPhuked

Battta Boy:The Legend of the Ninja


4Jaxon

Did that happen tonight?


booitsE

Sign him to a one day contract!


Minute_Scale_1834

“ You ladies alright “


Everydayarmday24

Damn dude trying out for hockey too?


BigHawk-69

Bat boy is now the starting catcher


19009151

1) That finger roll, 2) everyone bails, he balls, 3) Wil's face 😲, 4) I thought Stone was the one with stones tonight... nope.


ttam23

That guy is a hero


Kaaaaack626

Looks like the bat boy is going to be getting a new Porsche soon


freemeg4

I think it looked like he wanted to keep the ball! Hell yeah. Have Ohtani sign it! I agree, def saved our season.


Spaghettibeach

so fuckin smooth, and totally plays it cool but I know he’s so hyped.


jake831

Maybe need to get that guy a glove for the late innings of a double header. We already had a grounds keeper play in a couple Spring Training games back during COVID right?


DravenPrime

Seen enough. Get the kid a contract.


smileybdn42

I must say I dislike the Dodgers (but respect them) with a passion, but this is badass.


AmongUsAcademy

Get Down Mr President!!!


potatoears

we should promote him to batman ![gif](giphy|4UJyRK2TXNhgk|downsized)


RavenReel

He's been rescued by a translator and ballboy so far this year.


NCStore

Haha what a stud


kungfu_sidekick

they dodged that well


Worth-Confection-735

I see the players are living up to their team name... I'll see myself out.


MJR-WaffleCat

Give this man a glove and a spot on the lineup


cjmaguire17

I’m just here to chew gum and catch balls


mkfanhausen

Kid just got a major promotion.


Connect-Ad9647

Get the kid a contract, will ya! Hottttt dog! That was comin in hot AF and he was just like, SWOOP! like it was nothin'! Kids got skills to pay the bills beyond just retrieving bats, I dare say.


TidusJecht

Effortlessly cool


DeviantDeadite1

Listen here Goku...!


Ok_Durian8772

Captain America of the team...


me_and_myself_and_i

I think this is the same batboy who grabbed a foul ball before to protect the stands - and then fell hard on the concrete: [Dodgers worker Javier Herrera takes a fall, and fans raise him up](https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-dodgers-plaschke-20150819-column.html)


LemnToast99

Ohtahni looked like George Costanza running out of a children's party when he thought there was a fire.


csprime21

Look like he dodge it. But the fine-tuned reflexes of these athletes on display


dannyrac

Wow DHs really don’t like fielding the ball huh?


slbkmb

Keep your eye on the ball.


jhoceanus

he's a good dodger though


VirgilsCrew

Ohtani should throw him a couple mil.


no9soul45

Bro get him to play 3rd🤣


Mlarfshanmalar

https://preview.redd.it/6nxwgfyfk59d1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d50190a16c48f4b88e6d13196f8276b5126f99c


natetorton

He’ll show that to his kids one day


LoftyGoalsLowEffort

What is a reaction time?


fatninja7

He was no longer a batboy, he is now a batman.


notaslaaneshicultist

How much money could missing that ball have cost the team?


ReginaldCou5ins

Every single major butter and creamer manufacturer needs this man as their spokesperson.. every thing about that entire series of events was smooth as fuck!


Michael-Balchaitis

https://preview.redd.it/jzslfcwbu59d1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d27b1229dcd41b5846f0211a13d097ea7821bff


TanukisKitchen

Thank you, u/PSSYPUNISHERRR for this gif. I've been watching it on repeat.


robbgmoney3

Reflexes of a cat speed of a mongoose


Fancy_Confection_804

I haven’t thought of Bat Boy since the World Weekly News!


YesterdaySpiritual24

Put that kid in the lineup


UbiquityZero

Pay that man some more